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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star

Gettin' up early tomorrow to go see Open Original Shared Link We're going to meet up sometime between 6:30 and 7, depending on how soon the closest person gets there and sit around for hours waiting for something to happen. :P I tried to convince my computer kid to camp out there overnight, but he wasn't up for it. I figure since everyone (who's anyone) from work is going, that it doesn't count as vacation, right?


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Loey Rising Star

Roger was just here this past weekend, performing The Wall. . . . . ...I wanted SO MUCH to go! Love how he arranges for each city to gather their own children's choir to perform with him and his band on stage.... . . ....

And yes . . ...... . ....men sleeping during sex... . . ...how in hell does that work? Or rather.. . . .. ..how does IT work? :rolleyes:

That's when we saw him (the 15th). He performed in Ct. The children's choir was amazing. He had the guitarist that used to be on SNL (G. E. Smith) in the band. It was beyond awesome. We had really good seats on the floor. I'm short so I still had to stand on tippy toes for most of it. Supposedly David Gilmore is doing Comfortably Numb at one of the Madison Square Garden shows for charity. We were wishing he would have done it in Hartford.

The next (and last) concert we have tickets for is U2 this coming summer. Then we can't endulge in anything else for a while because my son just started college and the tuition is more than twice our mortgage each month. He's worth it (though he's forgotten we exist since he left - other than bringing me an enormous bag of laundry over the weekend).

We're always online 5 minutes before tickets go on sale and have a seating chart in front of us. There are so many groups we'd love to see perform but just can't right now. I saw Pink Floyd when they were together. Also saw Live Aid and used to go to concerts in Central Park every week when I was in college (those were the days). Saw The Kinks at the Stardust Ballroom one New Year's Eve and it was a very small venue with a dance floor.

Loey

jerseyangel Proficient

Gettin' up early tomorrow to go see Open Original Shared Link We're going to meet up sometime between 6:30 and 7, depending on how soon the closest person gets there and sit around for hours waiting for something to happen. :P I tried to convince my computer kid to camp out there overnight, but he wasn't up for it. I figure since everyone (who's anyone) from work is going, that it doesn't count as vacation, right?

Cool--enjoy! :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Cool--enjoy! :D

The Chosen One is here today making life miserable for all of us who aren't wanting/going to see him. The major freeway that splits Portland, the ONLY way to get from east to west and back again is CLOSED from 2-7!!!! WHAAAAAAAT???

kareng Grand Master

When I worked in DC, I had to go past the White House or the Capitol to get home. They closed roads, helicopters shining lights in the cars. Almost hit a young Kennedy once as he stumbled out of a bar and in front of my car.

kareng Grand Master

This is a police dashboard camera of the Chimp on the loose. No sound

Open Original Shared Link

I am Cat Rookie

How about this one... been stuck in my head since i was a kid...

I know a wienie man

he owns a hot dog stand

he sells most anything from hot dogs on down

boom boom boom

some day I'll join his life

I'll be his wienie wife

hot dog! I love that wienie man!

*thank you, thank you very much*


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elye Community Regular

The Chosen One is here today making life miserable for all of us who aren't wanting/going to see him. The major freeway that splits Portland, the ONLY way to get from east to west and back again is CLOSED from 2-7!!!!

When I worked in DC, I had to go past the White House or the Capitol to get home. They closed roads, helicopters shining lights in the cars.

Man, if our Prime Minister is scheduled to appear somewhere outside of Ottawa, he's lucky if there are lunch reservations made for him. . . . .. . . . :lol:

This is a police dashboard camera of the Chimp on the loose. No sound

Open Original Shared Link

OMG.. . .. . . . ..the chimpanzee's name is SUE.

Could this be our Soooozle?? We haven't heard from her in SO long.. . . ... . . .... :huh:

:lol:

Loey Rising Star

How about this one... been stuck in my head since i was a kid...

I know a wienie man

he owns a hot dog stand

he sells most anything from hot dogs on down

boom boom boom

some day I'll join his life

I'll be his wienie wife

hot dog! I love that wienie man!

*thank you, thank you very much*

Never heard that but the lyrics Ticked Me Elbow smile.gif

Loey

Loey Rising Star

Gettin' up early tomorrow to go see Open Original Shared Link We're going to meet up sometime between 6:30 and 7, depending on how soon the closest person gets there and sit around for hours waiting for something to happen. :P I tried to convince my computer kid to camp out there overnight, but he wasn't up for it. I figure since everyone (who's anyone) from work is going, that it doesn't count as vacation, right?

Boy do I wish I could go. Can't wait to hear about it when you get back.

Loey smile.gif

kareng Grand Master

How about this one... been stuck in my head since i was a kid...

I know a wienie man

he owns a hot dog stand

he sells most anything from hot dogs on down

boom boom boom

some day I'll join his life

I'll be his wienie wife

hot dog! I love that wienie man!

*thank you, thank you very much*

This is especially funny coming from 2 wee kittehs.

kareng Grand Master

Man, if our Prime Minister is scheduled to appear somewhere outside of Ottawa, he's lucky if there are lunch reservations made for him. . . . .. . . . :lol:

OMG.. . .. . . . ..the chimpanzee's name is SUE.

Could this be our Soooozle?? We haven't heard from her in SO long.. . . ... . . .... :huh:

:lol:

sue is actually a boy named Sue, I believe.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Holy Smores!!! . . . It's gettin' kinda busy round here. Welcome to Loey and Cat! . . . and long time, no see GFinDC.

Lotsa drama here . . . can't get away from it . . . long story short (over the period of a week) . . . Smackl had chest pains . . . diagnosed with Costochondritis but lets get an EKG to be safe . . . then an abnormal EKG . . .Cardiologist wants to see him tomorrow . . . then a normal EKG . . . then an Echo just to be sure . . . then a clean bill of health. The only good thing was that we were dealing with a cardiologist so that if I had heart attack, I was already in the right place.

Fall Break!! I need it . . .

Ummm . . . :unsure: . . . that weinie man song is just wrong . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey Psillys! Loey followed me here. Can I keep her?

Karen . . . you're responsible for feeding her and walking her and cleaning up any boom-booms that she makes on the carpet.

kareng Grand Master

Karen . . . you're responsible for feeding her and walking her and cleaning up any boom-booms that she makes on the carpet.

She's already potty trained and walks well on a leash. :)

Can we keep the little kitties, too?

kareng Grand Master

Holy Smores!!! . . . It's gettin' kinda busy round here. Welcome to Loey and Cat! . . . and long time, no see GFinDC.

Lotsa drama here . . . can't get away from it . . . long story short (over the period of a week) . . . Smackl had chest pains . . . diagnosed with Costochondritis but lets get an EKG to be safe . . . then an abnormal EKG . . .Cardiologist wants to see him tomorrow . . . then a normal EKG . . . then an Echo just to be sure . . . then a clean bill of health. The only good thing was that we were dealing with a cardiologist so that if I had heart attack, I was already in the right place.

Fall Break!! I need it . . .

Ummm . . . :unsure: . . . that weinie man song is just wrong . . . :lol:

Glad your heart and Smackl's is Ok.

Lisa Mentor

When I worked in DC, I had to go past the White House or the Capitol to get home. They closed roads, helicopters shining lights in the cars. Almost hit a young Kennedy once as he stumbled out of a bar and in front of my car.

Were we in the same place? "A young Kennedy", Ford, Bush and DC caught my attention. Jenna was recently here for a private wedding.

kareng Grand Master

Were we in the same place? "A young Kennedy", Ford, Bush and DC caught my attention.

I lived there fall 1985 to spring 1990 approx. We had the end of Mrs.Reagan and some of mrs Bush # 1. Worked at the children's hospital so the wives came to visit.

Lisa Mentor
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I am Cat Rookie

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me

Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me...

:blink:

(or something like that)...

mushroom Proficient

Clowns have already eaten, so you can sleep now :D

Loey Rising Star

Holy Smores!!! . . . It's gettin' kinda busy round here. Welcome to Loey and Cat! . . . and long time, no see GFinDC.

Lotsa drama here . . . can't get away from it . . . long story short (over the period of a week) . . . Smackl had chest pains . . . diagnosed with Costochondritis but lets get an EKG to be safe . . . then an abnormal EKG . . .Cardiologist wants to see him tomorrow . . . then a normal EKG . . . then an Echo just to be sure . . . then a clean bill of health. The only good thing was that we were dealing with a cardiologist so that if I had heart attack, I was already in the right place.

Fall Break!! I need it . . .

Ummm . . . :unsure: . . . that weinie man song is just wrong . . . :lol:

So sorry that you had to go through all of that. As you said at least you were in the right place. I was just diagnosed with an ulcer (from my capsule endoscopy) and it has to be biopsied. I moved to a new state the day after I was diagnosed with Celiac (I had been bedridden for 6 weeks prior to that) and the hospital I used was much larger. I don't have my biopsy scheduled for another three weeks because he wants to use a special anesthesiologist. I guess I'll just continue biting the bullet. At least my new GI is treating me differently (better demeanor and no longer dismissive).

OK, back to the songs, yes the weinie song was new to me. Downloaded a lot of music my son had purchased over the weekend. One was a 3 disc collection of David Bowie. Anyone remember Space Oddity? And his hair resembles

Vanilla Ice.

Loey smile.gif

Loey Rising Star

Clowns have already eaten, so you can sleep now :D

Why do people think young children like clowns? My son use to run away screaming if he saw one when he was 1-3 years old. When he was little older he use to watch the Power Rangers episode with the insane clowns over and over again (and then had nightmares, of course). He was in love with the dark haired female Ranger. Anyone remember her name? I think she was Kimberly. At that point i was just so happy to get past the Barney and Baby Bop phase.

Now he's at college and saw Emma Watkins (Harry Potter) for the first time last week. He said she was even more gorgeous in person. I asked him how he dealt with it and he said she deserved her privacy and way too many people crowd her. I was proud of him.

Loey smile.gif

jerseyangel Proficient

Lotsa drama here . . . can't get away from it . . . long story short (over the period of a week) . . . Smackl had chest pains . . . diagnosed with Costochondritis but lets get an EKG to be safe . . . then an abnormal EKG . . .Cardiologist wants to see him tomorrow . . . then a normal EKG . . . then an Echo just to be sure . . . then a clean bill of health. The only good thing was that we were dealing with a cardiologist so that if I had heart attack, I was already in the right place.

Jan-it, thank goodness The Smackster is ok! I can just imagine the week you had while all that testing was going on. Deep breath--and (((big hug)))

kareng Grand Master

Used " So Delicious" hazelnut creamer today in my coffee. Yum! They should make this flavor of " ice cream". The creamer is too sweet to drink straight.

J and hub meet the governor today. He is dedicating the special center where he takes high school engineering classes.

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