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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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phish

:lol: Way to psyllie spell, Loughie!

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celiac-mommy
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This is a place to vent, and you are welcome to do that, but if you don't want people's suggestions then don't ask..

Ooops..... This was from a different thread that I chose, yet decided it was not a good idea to post my reply-so I just walked away. But I'll reply here:

'Here-Here and I'm sooooo done now!"

Used " So Delicious" hazelnut creamer today in my coffee. Yum! They should make this flavor of " ice cream". The creamer is too sweet to drink straight.

J and hub meet the governor today. He is dedicating the special center where he takes high school engineering classes.

I prefer the vanilla creamer and they do make a corresponding ice cream. I do think, however, that I could drink the creamer straight.... :lol:

My uncle works with our governor. I'm not really sure that's a good thing though....

[quote name :blink: ='elye' date='21 October 2010 - 09:02 AM' timestamp='1287676926' post='648023]

All right, and another frightening individual, at least to me: Justin Bieber.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Russell,

gFinDc suggested a ride on the space shuttle. :). She took it seriously.

Is that the NKOB that's gay?

Jeff never met the guv. He was too busy on the fun tools in his class. Kids started coming back with cake and then he went out to the reception.

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celiac-mommy
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Russell,

gFinDc suggested a ride on the space shuttle. :). She took it seriously.

Is that the NKOB that's gay?

Jeff never met the guv. He was too busy on the fun tools in his class. Kids started coming back with cake and then he went out to the reception.

I saw that :rolleyes:

Not gay, married (not to me <_< ) with kid (again, not mine <_< ) :lol: :lol:

My uncle is in the House of Representatives. Even though he's a Democrat, he's a good guy, I totally respect him ;):P I think my sister met the governor when she was the head of Girls Without Limits in Olympia for the YWCA. I don't really care :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I had a major crush on Bobby Sherman :lol:

Me too!!!!.....with poster :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Ooops..... This was from a different thread that I chose, yet decided it was not a good idea to post my reply-so I just walked away. But I'll reply here:

'Here-Here and I'm sooooo done now!"

Russell,

gFinDc suggested a ride on the space shuttle. :). She took it seriously.

Gah, youse guys are making me, yet again, venture out into the annals of C.com and actually search out another thread... ..something that likely deals with celiac disease in some way, for some reason. . .. ..... :rolleyes:

Governor of Kansas. . . . . .......this is Mark Parkinson, yes? Just looked up his pic as I've never seen what he looks like. Up here these guys are called Provincial Premiers, and I want a nice-looking bloke like you have, Kherrighnne..... . . . .. . .

Because, of course, one's physical appearance trumps literally everything else... . .who cares what they stand for? If they have a face like a can o' worms, they should not be heading up anything.. . .. <_<:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Did you find the Xmas thread? It's been causing Russell and I to bang our heads against the wall.

Guv doesn't seem to do much but he looks good at ceremonial functions. Previously, we had Kathleen Sebilus.

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curlyfries
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Gah, youse guys are making me, yet again, venture out into the annals of C.com and actually search out another thread... ..something that likely deals with celiac disease in some way, for some reason. . .. ..... :rolleyes:

It's the thread about Christmas presents.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Me too!!!!.....with poster :P

We's kindred spirits, Leesiguh :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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So, I know when your nose runs it's called 'rhinorrhea'. When your arse runs it's called 'diarrhea'. But what is it when your eyes run? My eyes have been pouring clear liquid from the outter corners all morning and it's driving me CRAZY!!!

Guess what I have now...

:rolleyes::unsure::angry::huh:;):PB):)<_<:ph34r::blink::lol:

They're baaaaaack!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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You missed a few: :o:(:D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Guess what I have now...

:rolleyes::unsure::angry::huh:;):PB):)<_<:ph34r::blink::lol:

They're baaaaaack!!

:D :D :D

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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We have two seasons in Toronto: Winter and Construction. Evidently, it is not yet Winter. :angry:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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We have two seasons in Toronto: Winter and Construction. Evidently, it is not yet Winter. :angry:

:P

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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You missed a few: :o:(:D

Couldn't remember how many I was allowed to post before I was cut off. Going conservative today to match my argyle dress I'm wearing ;):P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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And partly because you're running 20 hour marathon sessions :D

I fell asleep last night on the couch. :ph34r: :ph34r:

Had to wake him up early, um, so I could get ready for work :ph34r: :ph34r: which I still haven't left for. :ph34r: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I fell asleep last night on the couch. :ph34r: :ph34r:

Had to wake him up early, um, so I could get ready for work :ph34r: :ph34r: which I still haven't left for. :ph34r: :ph34r:

((((Booming, paternal voice))))): Jyesss!! What on EARTH has become of you???!

:DB):DB)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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((((Booming, paternal voice))))): Jyesss!! What on EARTH has become of you???!

:DB):DB)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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I fell asleep last night on the couch. :ph34r: :ph34r:

Had to wake him up early, um, so I could get ready for work :ph34r: :ph34r: which I still haven't left for. :ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

Don't blame ya!!!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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((((Booming, paternal voice))))): Jyesss!! What on EARTH has become of you???!

:DB):DB)

In my reasonable, but you know you're in trouble, Mom voice:

That boy is a bad influence on you, young lady. If he continues to affect your work and your grades, you will be grounded from seeing him.

(Thanks for the practice)

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I love The Black Eyed Peas and it always freaked my 18 year old out that I was them and that kind of music (also hip hop/rap). I worked in an inner city school for 2 years and I think that helped me bond with the kids. i have eclectic musical taste. For the longest time I was trying to find a song by Gwen Stefani - started with a B and I would love to find it. I thought I had it on my iPod.

Haven't had time to read this thread today. Filling out medical releases for my next test (they're scaring me), yelling at a company that took my money and hasn't shipped the overpriced product, and I'm cooking my husband rabbit stew (Is it What's Up Doc or Fatal Attraction)? He spent a great deal of his childhood in Spain and they caught, skinned and cooked rabbits. I bought one at the Farmer's Market yesterday and it looked like a roast. When I went to cut it, it was a whole skinned rabbit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! It does smell good. It's supposed to taste like chicken. He deserves a treat because he's been beyond supportive. I put in things that I can eat. I can't help feeling I murdered Bugs Bunny. Am I still allowed here?

Loey ohmy.gif

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Haven't had time to read this thread today. Filling out medical releases for my next test (they're scaring me), yelling at a company that took my money and hasn't shipped the overpriced product, and I'm cooking my husband rabbit stew (Is it What's Up Doc or Fatal Attraction)? He spent a great deal of his childhood in Spain and they caught, skinned and cooked rabbits. I bought one at the Farmer's Market yesterday and it looked like a roast. When I went to cut it, it was a whole skinned rabbit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! It does smell good. It's supposed to taste like chicken. He deserves a treat because he's been beyond supportive. I put in things that I can eat. I can't help feeling I murdered Bugs Bunny. Am I still allowed here?

Loey ohmy.gif

I love bunnies! That said, I do realize they were put on this earth to be eaten by most everyone - coyotes, wild cats of various types, hawks, people, etc. That's why they make so many babies. :)

Really looking forward to the HS football game tonight. It will be 50 degrees and pouring rain. :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Am I still allowed here?

I'm afraid you must gather your things and leave.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Just kidding :lol: :lol: :lol:

My dad tells how his mother used to cook rabbits and chickens that she raised in her backyard. Used to butcher them herself--she died when I was 4, but she musta been a tough broad :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Really looking forward to the HS football game tonight. It will be 50 degrees and pouring rain. :huh:

Oye....one of the many joys of motherhood.

Mine played baseball--manys the hot Georgia afternoon we'd sit and cheer him on :D

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celiac-mommy
Posted

Oye....one of the many joys of motherhood.

Mine played baseball--manys the hot Georgia afternoon we'd sit and cheer him on :D

Mine's decided he's done with gymnastics and wants to move to swimming. I don't think he realizes that he still has to go to the gym because sister is not quitting, so instead of having class, he has to just sit there for an hour being bored and complaining :rolleyes: Swimming would be really good for him-he has NO fear of the water!

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