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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

I'm afraid you must gather your things and leave.

The Tribe has spoken. . . ... . ....

:lol:

My dad tells how his mother used to cook rabbits and chickens that she raised in her backyard. Used to butcher them herself--she died when I was 4, but she musta been a tough broad :P

This, um.... . . . . ..reminds me somewhat of MIL. Dunno if I have ever mentioned here how she was able to euthanize her beloved pet cat herself. Yes, she "put Ginger to sleep", by placing the old, arthritic cat in a plastic bag and tying it up. Apparently only took a minute.. . . . . . ... :huh:

:blink:

See, it woulda cost $170.00 to take Ginger in and have it done by the vet.. . ..can you imagine?? $170.00??! Abominable! Won't be paying for THAT... .. . . .....


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This, um.... . . . . ..reminds me somewhat of MIL. Dunno if I have ever mentioned here how she was able to euthanize her beloved pet cat herself. Yes, she "put Ginger to sleep", by placing the old, arthritic cat in a plastic bag and tying it up. Apparently only took a minute.. . . . . . ... :huh:

:blink: : :blink: :blink:

Apparently I'm the cruel one in our house because one of the mice that I caught on a glue trap was soooooo stuck that we couldn't pry him off and let him go in the park (yeah, that actually worked once), So I filled up an old bucket with water and dropped the thing in-only lasted about 30 seconds. This, I have been chastized for. Husband, however, threw the last one away in the trash--still alive, still stuck to the board, to starve to death--and I'm the cruel one?! :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

This, um.... . . . . ..reminds me somewhat of MIL. Dunno if I have ever mentioned here how she was able to euthanize her beloved pet cat herself. Yes, she "put Ginger to sleep", by placing the old, arthritic cat in a plastic bag and tying it up. Apparently only took a minute.. . . . . . ... :huh:

That is horrifying :(

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Some guy came into our ER last night and lit himself on fire-in the waiting room! Luckily staff extinguished himself and they had to transport him out to another hospital with a burn unit, but good Gawd!!! Twas a suicide attempt, but I think that's the dumbest way to try to kill yerselph....More than likely you will survive and you'll be in horrid pain for the rest of yer life!

jerseyangel Proficient

Some guy came into our ER last night and lit himself on fire-in the waiting room! Luckily staff extinguished himself and they had to transport him out to another hospital with a burn unit, but good Gawd!!! Twas a suicide attempt, but I think that's the dumbest way to try to kill yerselph....More than likely you will survive and you'll be in horrid pain for the rest of yer life!

:( Did you see it Rash-schell?

kareng Grand Master

Some guy came into our ER last night and lit himself on fire-in the waiting room! Luckily staff extinguished himself and they had to transport him out to another hospital with a burn unit, but good Gawd!!! Twas a suicide attempt, but I think that's the dumbest way to try to kill yerselph....More than likely you will survive and you'll be in horrid pain for the rest of yer life!

Everyone but Russell, close your eyes for this post.

The smell takes days to get out of the ER. (barf face)

I knew there was a reason the hospital taught us to put patients on fire out.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Everyone but Russell, close your eyes for this post.

The smell takes days to get out of the ER. (barf face)

I knew there was a reason the hospital taught us to put patients on fire out.

Did not see it. Coworker did. My office is right above the ER, I'll make a pass thru right now and come back to report any unusualalities ;)


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kareng Grand Master

HI Dixie! That last post will probably scare you off! :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Nothing! Lots of special fans filtering, absorbing and blowing. Smells really clean.

kareng Grand Master

Well, the rain has begun. I am supposed to go to the stadium and put up banners. So looking forward to doing that in the rain! :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient

Well, the rain has begun. I am supposed to go to the stadium and put up banners. So looking forward to doing that in the rain! :huh:

Bundle up Kerrighenne!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Well, the rain has begun. I am supposed to go to the stadium and put up banners. So looking forward to doing that in the rain! :huh:

Can I come help? I'm bored. Plus, I love the rain!

Dixiebell Contributor

HI Dixie! That last post will probably scare you off! :)

No, as long as I don't have to SEE it. :blink:

Loey Rising Star

So, I know when your nose runs it's called 'rhinorrhea'. When your arse runs it's called 'diarrhea'. But what is it when your eyes run? My eyes have been pouring clear liquid from the outter corners all morning and it's driving me CRAZY!!!

Guess what I have now...

:rolleyes::unsure::angry::huh:;):PB):)<_<:ph34r::blink::lol:

They're baaaaaack!!

how bout eyeorrhea?

Loey

curlyfries Contributor

I can't help feeling I murdered Bugs Bunny. Am I still allowed here?

I dunno.....our beloved Bunnie might have something to say about it. Would not be surprised if we got one of her infrequent poop-ins about now :unsure:

This, um.... . . . . ..reminds me somewhat of MIL. Dunno if I have ever mentioned here how she was able to euthanize her beloved pet cat herself. Yes, she "put Ginger to sleep", by placing the old, arthritic cat in a plastic bag and tying it up. Apparently only took a minute.. . . . . . ... :huh:

......and me FIL. He castrates his dogs himself :ph34r:

Swerves to hit animals on or near the road.......possums, rabbits, whatever. :o

Some guy came into our ER last night and lit himself on fire-in the waiting room! Luckily staff extinguished himself and they had to transport him out to another hospital with a burn unit, but good Gawd!!! Twas a suicide attempt, but I think that's the dumbest way to try to kill yerselph....More than likely you will survive and you'll be in horrid pain for the rest of yer life!

If he really wanted to kill himself, he picked the wrong place to do it :rolleyes:

No, as long as I don't have to SEE it. :blink:

Welcome Dixie!!! That's the first time I've ever seen one of us try to talk to the visitors and someone actually answers back! :P

Dixiebell Contributor

I hope you all don't mind if I pop in from time to time.

Haven't had time to read this thread today. Filling out medical releases for my next test (they're scaring me), yelling at a company that took my money and hasn't shipped the overpriced product, and I'm cooking my husband rabbit stew (Is it What's Up Doc or Fatal Attraction)? He spent a great deal of his childhood in Spain and they caught, skinned and cooked rabbits. I bought one at the Farmer's Market yesterday and it looked like a roast. When I went to cut it, it was a whole skinned rabbit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! It does smell good. It's supposed to taste like chicken. He deserves a treat because he's been beyond supportive. I put in things that I can eat. I can't help feeling I murdered Bugs Bunny. Am I still allowed here?

My son would not be happy about the rabbit. We have three as pets. He won't even eat fish because he likes them.

Loey Rising Star

Oh yeah B)

Going back to the songs - How bout the Kinks song Lola L o l a Lola. I listen to the radio when I take a shower and it was on today. Now I can't get it out of my head. I was lucky enough to see the Kinks at the Starlight Ballroom one New Year's Eve (brain fog I think I already posted about it) and man were they amazing. One of the many songs they played was Lola.

With the name Lois I've been called LoLo, Lola, Loey (that one came from my hubby and has stuck for 22 years) and let's not forget all the people who spell my name Louis (and no I don't walk like a woman and talk like a man).

Loey

P.S. What does ph34r.gif mean?

Loey Rising Star

I hope you all don't mind if I pop in from time to time.

Haven't had time to read this thread today. Filling out medical releases for my next test (they're scaring me), yelling at a company that took my money and hasn't shipped the overpriced product, and I'm cooking my husband rabbit stew (Is it What's Up Doc or Fatal Attraction)? He spent a great deal of his childhood in Spain and they caught, skinned and cooked rabbits. I bought one at the Farmer's Market yesterday and it looked like a roast. When I went to cut it, it was a whole skinned rabbit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! It does smell good. It's supposed to taste like chicken. He deserves a treat because he's been beyond supportive. I put in things that I can eat. I can't help feeling I murdered Bugs Bunny. Am I still allowed here?

My son would not be happy about the rabbit. We have three as pets. He won't even eat fish because he likes them.

Sorry :-( Does it help that she had already had it ready to sell? I just wanted to treat my hubby to something special.

Loey

mushroom Proficient

It means :ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor

P.S. What does ph34r.gif mean?

He has many different uses....

embarrassment

Don't want to see that

oops

....he's even been a scuba diver here once :D

Loey Rising Star

Some guy came into our ER last night and lit himself on fire-in the waiting room! Luckily staff extinguished himself and they had to transport him out to another hospital with a burn unit, but good Gawd!!! Twas a suicide attempt, but I think that's the dumbest way to try to kill yerselph....More than likely you will survive and you'll be in horrid pain for the rest of yer life!

Now that's scary. Glad you didn't see it. Could your runny eyes still have something to do with that even if the air smells clean?

Loey

elye Community Regular

......and me FIL. He castrates his dogs himself :ph34r:

Swerves to hit animals on or near the road.......possums, rabbits, whatever. :o

Hey.. . . . . . ....is he single? Think he and my MIL might be a match made in heaven. . . . . ..

However, MIL swerves to avoid pedestrians and animals, and has been unsuccessful on occasion. At least it has never been while she was driving MY car. She has only smashed into the kids' bikes, our big lamp-post, DH's car and many snowbanks while in my vehicle... . . . . ..no people as yet, so I am considered pretty fortunate. :huh:<_<

P.S. What does ph34r.gif mean?

Low-ihss! That little emoticon signifies the desire to stand in front of a net and block pucks, as it looks very like my daughter's face when she stands in full helmeted and padded regalia, staring down the opposing forward as she comes screaming down the ice toward her.. . . .... . :rolleyes:

Actually, it really DOES look like her li'l face.. . . . . ....! :lol:

Dixiebell Contributor

Sorry :-( Does it help that she had already had it ready to sell? I just wanted to treat my hubby to something special.

Loey

I'm fine with it. My husband likes venison.

elye Community Regular

I forgot.. . . . . Halloooooo, Dyckseigh! Please stick around..... your name is really fun to misspell.. . . . ..

Loey Rising Star

I forgot.. . . . . Halloooooo, Dyckseigh! Please stick around..... your name is really fun to misspell.. . . . ..

THanks for the info and for the new spelling of my name smile.gif

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