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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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I have always felt that I need to be a little stoned to really appreciate most of Picasso's big works, particularly the cubism. . . .. ... .but some of his early figure drawings are simply beautiful, and easily accessible to my wee, please-keep-it-real brain. . . . . ....

After a glutening, I often feel like this... . .

tete-de-femme.webp

Um, except I'm not smiling . . . . ... . . ..... :rolleyes:

Did you ever pie him?

Ha! yes - - for his surprise 60th birthday party.... .. . .gads.... . ..twenty-six years ago. . . . . ...I was a VERY young teen :rolleyes:, and right after Dad blew out the candles on his humungous cake I suddenly hoisted it up and planted it in his face.. . .and actually his chest, it was that big. :lol:

No glasses, that time. . . . .. B)

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celiac-mommy
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Everbody must send Queen Rachelle a supply of vodka to get her through the next 98 pages. It may well preserve her.

Yes, please! I shall be waiting.... ;)

Are we going to have to start talking about abdication here?? She seems to be hogging this monarch thingy, methinks :o Oh, by the way, your majesty, may I compliment you on your longevity and may ye continue to reign benignly without too much bovvering of your subjects :P.

Uh, oh...... I shall try to be good..... I'll stay away when we get close to turning over again B)

Wait a minute, isn't the 2nd term wear they start gettin grouchy and lopping off heds?

Yes. Especially when this qween is working full time and trying to start a new business!!

Well, methinks we have a newly rejuvenated, gentler, kinder Monarch now, what with the tank floating.. . . . .Rah-shyellle, you should check into whether or not you could claim the cost of the floating tank sessions as a business expense, or try to run it through the Monarchical Health Insurance Program...

:rolleyes:

I think I shall need to float daily if that's gonna happen!

Hub has decided that the gathering for his employees/ co- workers should just be a quick pop by after work for a drink during the week. Now I'm afraid I will have too much food!

Well, since I'm talking to myself, I'll go make that crab some friends.

K's got crabs?! :unsure::lol:

After all the planning we've all done, he's changing it up?? Does he KNOW the hard work we've put into this party?! <_<

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Did I tell you I spent all day Saturday in bed? It was fabulous.

I wish I had your stamina ;)

Em!!!!!!!!!!! We're just watching How I Met Your Mother :ph34r: and they just mentioned You Can't Do That on Television!! :D

One of my most favorite shows growing up! LOVE LOVE LOVE that show!!

Ha! yes - - for his surprise 60th birthday party.... .. . .gads.... . ..twenty-six years ago. . . . . ...I was a VERY young teen :rolleyes:, and right after Dad blew out the candles on his humungous cake I suddenly hoisted it up and planted it in his face.. . .and actually his chest, it was that big. :lol:

No glasses, that time. . . . .. B)

That....Is....Awesome!!!!

Your family sounds like the bestest, most hee-larious family evah!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........

You OK?? You pheel that 4.2 quake everyone's freaking about? Closer to my mum's house, but my Seattle friends felt it too! Tsunami warnings??? :P

Stay safe lady! Grab that blue eyed monster that's been hogging yer bed and hold tight, cuz more than the usual shakin may occur :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........

You OK?? You pheel that 4.2 quake everyone's freaking about? Closer to my mum's house, but my Seattle friends felt it too! Tsunami warnings??? :P

Stay safe lady! Grab that blue eyed monster that's been hogging yer bed and hold tight :D

Woah--just got back from the doctor and hadn't heard :o Everybody ok out there???

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:angry: We had an earthquake and I missed it??

Drat it all. I'll have to look it up on line.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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:angry: We had an earthquake and I missed it??

Drat it all. I'll have to look it up on line.

It's that Stats homework! It's rattled your brains so much you didn't notice the earthquick ( my niece used to call them that).

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Jestgar
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I gotta settle in for the day to finish my homework. I've decided this requires pretzels and a gluten-free cake, so I'd best run to the store now before I get too distracted with numbers. :)

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I gotta settle in for the day to finish my homework. I've decided this requires pretzels and a gluten-free cake, so I'd best run to the store now before I get too distracted with numbers. :)

M-m-m-m-m....cake! Sounds like a plan :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Woah--just got back from the doctor and hadn't heard :o Everybody ok out there???

Bah humbug - 4.1 barely qualifies as a registerable aftershock in these parts :P We spared my sister (delicate little soul from Auckland :rolleyes: ) from any of the horrors, and had a good old 4.9 rock 'n roll after she left. You start missing 'em when they don't come. :blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I think I'll make another cup of coffee. I feel tired and very un-funny. Anyone know a good joke? Did like the pies in Em's Dad's face, may have to watch again. :o

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You start missing 'em when they don't come. :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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I think I'll make another cup of coffee. I feel tired and very un-funny. Anyone know a good joke? Did like the pies in Em's Dad's face, may have to watch again. :o

I'm tired and unfunny today, too .... and I can't quite figure out why it says this was posted at 2:32 and it's only 1:37

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I'm tired and unfunny today, too .... and I can't quite figure out why it says this was posted at 2:32 and it's only 1:37

Says posted 12:32 on mine. We are an hour earlier than you. Its 12:38 on my computer now. This is a boring conversation....

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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It is boring, and unfunny, too. Still says 2:32 on mine, but my computer says 1:39.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm tired and unfunny today, too .... and I can't quite figure out why it says this was posted at 2:32 and it's only 1:37

Try going into your settings and un-checking DST.

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celiac-mommy
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I gotta settle in for the day to finish my homework. I've decided this requires pretzels and a gluten-free cake, so I'd best run to the store now before I get too distracted with numbers. :)

I've got 2 freezers full of gluten-free cake right now! And cookies.... And truffles.... And brownies.... And pumpkin bread....

I went thru 10# of sugar yesterday :blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Try going into your settings and un-checking DST.

Sorry Patti but that's a boring solution. What if it was a time warp? or a Time machine? Or Carla is in some time/space continum thingy? That would be more interesting.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I've got 2 freezers full of gluten-free cake right now! And cookies.... And truffles.... And brownies.... And pumpkin bread....

I went thru 10# of sugar yesterday :blink:

Now that's a happy thought!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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It was a boring fix, but thanks Patti, it fixed it.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Says posted 12:32 on mine. We are an hour earlier than you. Its 12:38 on my computer now. This is a boring conversation....

It is boring, and unfunny, too. Still says 2:32 on mine, but my computer says 1:39.

Try going into your settings and un-checking DST.

Mygawd, but you guys are booooooooooorrrrrring. . . .. . .. :rolleyes:

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I gotta settle in for the day to finish my homework. I've decided this requires pretzels and a gluten-free cake, so I'd best run to the store now before I get too distracted with numbers. :)

Hey Jess,

We'll be sending you lots of positive energy (and the power of pretzels and gluten-free cake). I KNOW you'll do great on tis one!!!! May the force be with you!!!! (just watched Star Trek- the movie).

Loey

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Kansas City is going to the animals.

A meerkat that was stolen from the zoo, turned up outside a pet store.

This weekend a 3 foot long alligator was found sitting in the grass by a house.

So to re-cap in the last few weeks: Chimp, pigs, meerkat, alligator and I think some sheep have been running amok in the city.

What animal will be next?

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Any signs of an arc being built somewhere.....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Any signs of an arc being built somewhere.....

No ark or arc but that's a good thought.

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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No ark or arc but that's a good thought.

OK, do we need to return to songs that get stuck in our heads or jingles? We are NOT boring!!! Just burnt out. Perhaps we all need to have a glass of wine at the same time and that will bring back our pfunnies (and yes I know I overdid the wine the night before the funeral).

Anyone here follow Rachel Maddow? Evidently there's someone on the internet who has decided that she is a lesbian vampire (yes she is a lesbian but I don' personally care). So she has two moles on her neck that appear to be where a vampire bites. Now I don't think it's pfunny (other than how ignorant the man on the clip is), but it's not boring. Some of these are repetitive. Ii think that the first two are different. I find the man accusing her of being a vampire to be both pfunny and scary but not boring.

Loey

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