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elye Community Regular

Wow! So good it's worth stomach ache and boils! I must try this!

Whoa, and blood sugars in the low 300's! <_<

it DOES look delish. . . . . . ......

HEY!

Hi, Leeesargh! been wondering about you -- let us know how yer arm is doin'. .. .. . . .

:)

One of my photog friends is selling a pic of a monkey skull in an auction this Saturday though.

Gah! Wonder how much I could get it for. . . . . ...... . been looking for that perfect piece to hang over my living room mantle - - sounds like I could be on its trail. . .. . ..!

:huh:

:lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient

Must share this.

That looks really good. I've been thinking about making cheesecake--haven't had it in years but love it :)

HEY!

Hi Leese!!!! :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Wow! So good it's worth stomach ache and boils! I must try this!

Hope it's not too bad.

Vomited from 8-830 last night. Wouldn't digest at all. Thought if I worked out, it would help it move thru. Moved in the wrong direction <_< I broke all the blood vessels around my left eye and my face is all puffy. I'm quite a sight today :rolleyes:

I need one of these, methinks!

CANDY CANE MARTINI

Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 oz. vodka

* 1 tsp. peppermint schnapps

Mixing instructions:

Mix all ingredients with ice in a shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Option: Garnish with a small candy cane or create a candy cane "rimmer" with crushed candy canes.

kareng Grand Master

Vomited from 8-830 last night. Wouldn't digest at all. Thought if I worked out, it would help it move thru. Moved in the wrong direction <_< I broke all the blood vessels around my left eye and my face is all puffy. I'm quite a sight today :rolleyes:

If it was Halloween, you could post the pic!

Feel better. Stay away from cows and cow products.

Loey Rising Star

Wow! So good it's worth stomach ache and boils! I must try this!

Hope it's not too bad.

YUMMY!!!!!!

Loey Rising Star

Vomited from 8-830 last night. Wouldn't digest at all. Thought if I worked out, it would help it move thru. Moved in the wrong direction <_< I broke all the blood vessels around my left eye and my face is all puffy. I'm quite a sight today :rolleyes:

I need one of these, methinks!

CANDY CANE MARTINI

Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 oz. vodka

* 1 tsp. peppermint schnapps

Mixing instructions:

Mix all ingredients with ice in a shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Option: Garnish with a small candy cane or create a candy cane "rimmer" with crushed candy canes.

So sorry about last night. Sending lots of healing (((HUGS)))

Loey

Loey Rising Star

Is she never coming back? I figure mine will come back for breaks and such so I will have to keep a space for them.

Does she know what she wants to study? J want to do mechanical engineering but not sure where he is going. Probably somewhere sort of local.

She'll definitely come back for breaks. If she's like my son she'll bring lots of laundry.

OK, really going to class now (really don't want to leave the house). It's a torrential downpour so that doesn't help.

Loey unsure.gifunsure.gif


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celiac-mommy Collaborator

Feeling better. Face still feels really swollen, and my eyes look like this :blink:

Having a fb war with some friends I grew up with which is FUN! They've been posting pics of all of us from grade school thru hs graduation. My scanner isn't working at home, but I just downloaded a scanner app for my phone that works great so I can't WAIT to get home tonight. There's one tagged of me receiving my diploma if you can see it :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

There's one tagged of me receiving my diploma if you can see it :rolleyes:

Gonna see if I can view it. Sorry bout the barphing (is there anything worse?? <_< )....glad you're better today :)

jerseyangel Proficient

Gonna see if I can view it.

OMG--you were (and still are) adorable!!!! :D

kareng Grand Master

OMG--you were (and still are) adorable!!!! :D

You sure were happy! They told us that if we drank before graduation, we couldn't participate in the ceremony? <_<

elye Community Regular

It's a torrential downpour so that doesn't help.

Wow, here, too! 40 mm expected. . . . . ......:unsure:

OMG--you were (and still are) adorable!!!! :D

Hey! gotta go check this out. . . . . ....hope yer eyes are bettah, R!

elye Community Regular

You sure were happy! They told us that if we drank before graduation, we couldn't participate in the ceremony? <_<

Holy crap, they never told us anything of the kind.. . . .. .it was a looooonnng walk down that auditorium aisle. . . . .. :rolleyes:<_<

Kherrighnne! Whot is this, an Eeyore Santa? Such a sad little donkey he was, and is, presumably....what in hell was the matter with him, anyways? Classical depression, methinks... . .wonder if there are bovine SSRIs available? :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Holy crap, they never told us anything of the kind.. . . .. .it was a looooonnng walk down that auditorium aisle. . . . .. :rolleyes:<_<

Kherrighnne! Whot is this, an Eeyore Santa? Such a sad little donkey he was, and is, presumably....what in hell was the matter with him, anyways? Classical depression, methinks... . .wonder if there are bovine SSRIs available? :lol:

My kids don't always go for a human Santa when buying me presents. I think he is actually a donkey. It's hard to get a good pic in a small square.

jerseyangel Proficient

A severe thunderstorm warning has been issued here--wif 40+ MPH winds! :o

Looks nasty out there....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

You sure were happy! They told us that if we drank before graduation, we couldn't participate in the ceremony? <_<

My hair was so long too! Right before that pic was taken, one of my good guy friends (who I was secretly in love with) yelled, "I LOVE YOU RACHELLE" from the audience. Twas dead silent as he did that. Made my freakin year!

I had a crazy collection of decorated tights and socks-twas my 'thing' Principle and board members got wind that my group of friends were all going to wear these socks during graduation and they threatened us all with NO diplomas if we showed up in said socks. I told them to stuff it--I was graduating 2nd in my class, was in student gov't, sports, etc.... NEVER got into any trouble, and since this was my thing, and had been my thing for the 4 years I was there, I was going to wear the socks and they weren't going to do anything about it! And they really couldn't-it's not like I was breaking any dress codes! My socks were red and white stripes. I'll see if I can dig one of those up...

A severe thunderstorm warning has been issued here--wif 40+ MPH winds! :o

Looks nasty out there....

Be careful!!!!! You need my new coat-good for winds up to 50MPH!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Right before that pic was taken, one of my good guy friends (who I was secretly in love with) yelled, "I LOVE YOU RACHELLE" from the audience. Twas dead silent as he did that. Made my freakin year!

:rolleyes: I'll bet it did!

I had a crazy collection of decorated tights and socks-twas my 'thing' Principle and board members got wind that my group of friends were all going to wear these socks during graduation and they threatened us all with NO diplomas if we showed up in said socks. I told them to stuff it--I was graduating 2nd in my class, was in student gov't, sports, etc.... NEVER got into any trouble, and since this was my thing, and had been my thing for the 4 years I was there, I was going to wear the socks and they weren't going to do anything about it! And they really couldn't-it's not like I was breaking any dress codes! My socks were red and white stripes. I'll see if I can dig one of those up...

Way to go!!! Rock on Rash-shell!! :P

Be careful!!!!! You need my new coat-good for winds up to 50MPH!!

Get it over here toot-de-sweet! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HOLY HECK!!! ohmy.gif

Pads has just gently reminded me on FB...

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!

..and no return wink.gif

In my defence I have been in bed for the last 24 hrs (stomach phlugue sad.gif) ...the worst is over methinks but still feeling shakey, but no boils as yet wink.gif

(Rae-chelle's dairy induced bubonic plague???!!! ohmy.gif - hope you're better!)

RAe-shulle!!!!! LOVE yer pics on fb. Yer don't look a day older!!!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

laugh.gif at the monkey (?) skull pic

Kareighn! - I approve of Eyore Santa biggrin.gif

SNOW day #2 rolleyes.gif ... bored now - can't they grit the roads or summat?

jerseyangel Proficient

In my defence I have been in bed for the last 24 hrs (stomach phlugue sad.gif) ...the worst is over methinks but still feeling shakey, but no boils as yet wink.gif

Oh Nik :( You poor thing! Glad at least you didn't get boils :o

But......

PINCH, PUNCH, PHIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!

..and no return wink.gif

I do pheel much better now....just wasn't really December yet! B)

jerseyangel Proficient

Did I tell ya'll that Mark's company is shooting a training video in our apartment tomorrow? Outta prove interesting.... :unsure:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Did I tell ya'll that Mark's company is shooting a training video in our apartment tomorrow? Outta prove interesting.... :unsure:

Hmmmm, sounds racey.... :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Hmmmm, sounds racey.... :P

<giggle> But it's not, believe me :D

kareng Grand Master

In my defence I have been in bed for the last 24 hrs (stomach phlugue sad.gif) ...the worst is over methinks but still feeling shakey, but no boils as yet wink.gif

Kareighn! - I approve of Eyore Santa biggrin.gif

Glad you feel better.

Eeyore has nice big eyes.

Did I tell ya'll that Mark's company is shooting a training video in our apartment tomorrow? Outta prove interesting.... :unsure:

A video of what? Usually people put the camera on a tripod near the bed

and don't need a full camera crew. Or so I've heard.

curlyfries Contributor

OK.....gotta little time to give y'all an update. Thanksgiving went well. Our current household consists of 5 people, and my brother came. We always have turkey with my famous praline sweet potatoes....converted to gluten-free of course. Since last year, new favorites have become tradition.....homemade creamed corn and peanut butter pie. I also added seasoned green beans.

Of course......I couldn't eat the sweet potatoes or pie :( Well.....I did take one small taste of the pie Thursday and one Friday. That was enough for a reaction, but not too terrible.

What's kept me so busy lately is that DD and I are doing a major household clean-out. Trying to make this place look more organized with so many people. OK....so 5 isn't really that many, but it's 2 families......and babies take up sooo much space! I don't chill until 11:00 most nights.

Annnd.....then maybe we'll be ready when DS and wife come to visit for a week right before Christmas :)

Feeling yucky yesterday and today.....something I ate. Either CC or another food intolerance. Pretty sure it's the latter. Going to make an app't with an allergist when I get off here. Been putting it off way too long.

My arm still gives me trouble, but it doesn't keep me from dancing. I suppose I should do the exercises I was told to do. :rolleyes: Right after I get done scrubbing floors, raking leaves, and hefting stuff into the attic :P

kareng Grand Master

OK.....gotta little time to give y'all an update. Thanksgiving went well. Our current household consists of 5 people, and my brother came. We always have turkey with my famous praline sweet potatoes....converted to gluten-free of course. Since last year, new favorites have become tradition.....homemade creamed corn and peanut butter pie. I also added seasoned green beans.

Of course......I couldn't eat the sweet potatoes or pie :( Well.....I did take one small taste of the pie Thursday and one Friday. That was enough for a reaction, but not too terrible.

What's kept me so busy lately is that DD and I are doing a major household clean-out. Trying to make this place look more organized with so many people. OK....so 5 isn't really that many, but it's 2 families......and babies take up sooo much space! I don't chill until 11:00 most nights.

Annnd.....then maybe we'll be ready when DS and wife come to visit for a week right before Christmas :)

Feeling yucky yesterday and today.....something I ate. Either CC or another food intolerance. Pretty sure it's the latter. Going to make an app't with an allergist when I get off here. Been putting it off way too long.

My arm still gives me trouble, but it doesn't keep me from dancing. I suppose I should do the exercises I was told to do. :rolleyes: Right after I get done scrubbing floors, raking leaves, and hefting stuff into the attic :P

Scrubbing, raking & hefting are pretty good exercise!

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