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Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Is he wearing his cape?

Nope-he isn't even wearing his glasses and he's put on weight since the pic.

Loey Lane

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Loey Rising Star
Loey
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I watched that every year as a kid! That and Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer....always loved the way he said "Santa" wif his wee red nose in the way :rolleyes:

I also watched Rudolph! I wuved the song "A Hand For Each Hand" sad.gif and "Jingle Jangle" laugh.gif

Loey Lane

P.S. heard one of my favorite Xmas songs while I was showering. It's the The Little Drummer Boy with Bing Crosby and David Bowie

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hmmm.. ...dunno which emoticon reflects this feeling.. . . . .....

<_< ?

:unsure:?

:wacko: is closest, methinks.. . . . . . . ...

Hee!! Em is whisperin' again :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Is he wearing his cape?

Nope-he isn't even wearing his glasses and he's put on weight since the pic.

Loey Lane

Not wearing his cape? Not even his glasses?

Mods, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think this forum allows those type of pics. No matter how skinny the nakey person might be. :ph34r:

( The last one had on a Santa hat)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

A naked sooperman? Might be ok...

So....I went to the bank to ruin my ex hubby's Christmas (cashed his post-dated rent check that he'd probably forgotten about :P ) then stopped at the store to get food. Whilst wandering the aisles it suddenly and completely hit me that I have no obligations this weekend. No theater, no homework, no tests, personal statement, transcripts, ref letters (except one) all set up to go, no family dinners, no drinks with friends, nothing.

I can do

anything

I

want.

So for my Christmas eve dinner I'm having brownies with eggnog ice cream. What sort of wine d'ya think goes with that? :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

So....I went to the bank to ruin my ex hubby's Christmas (cashed his post-dated rent check that he'd probably forgotten about :P ) then stopped at the store to get food. Whilst wandering the aisles it suddenly and completely hit me that I have no obligations this weekend. No theater, no homework, no tests, personal statement, transcripts, ref letters (except one) all set up to go, no family dinners, no drinks with friends, nothing.

I can do

anything

I

want.

So for my Christmas eve dinner I'm having brownies with eggnog ice cream. What sort of wine d'ya think goes with that? :D

Love it! Your ex pays you rent! Are you a slum lord? :)

I think a nice Merlot.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

A naked sooperman? Might be ok...

So....I went to the bank to ruin my ex hubby's Christmas (cashed his post-dated rent check that he'd probably forgotten about :P ) then stopped at the store to get food. Whilst wandering the aisles it suddenly and completely hit me that I have no obligations this weekend. No theater, no homework, no tests, personal statement, transcripts, ref letters (except one) all set up to go, no family dinners, no drinks with friends, nothing.

I can do

anything

I

want.

So for my Christmas eve dinner I'm having brownies with eggnog ice cream. What sort of wine d'ya think goes with that? :D

In keeping with the theme of your day, I'd say any kind that suits yer fancy :)

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Not sure if I ever told y'all about the end of my ex saga.

He was renting the spare room in my house, which I thought was a great deal for someone since I leave at 5 or 6 am and get home at 7 or 8 and pretty much go straight to bed, but he didn't seem to like it. Anyway, Feb? March? of last year he told me he was putting his stuff in storage, going to visit his parents, and getting an apartment when he got back, and could he pay me the last of the rent later. I said sure, just post date a check for whenever. He wrote it for September, and I forgot about it til a week or so ago. Meanwhile, he comes back from his parents, doesn't speak to me at all (and he works in the store where I shop) and I find out from one of the tellers that he came back with a wife and child. So he's been married for months and never told anyone, just showed up with a family. :P

And seriously, if he had spoken even a word to me in the last six months I would have returned his check and told him to get something nice for the baby, but I'm really into that reap/sow thing.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

And seriously, if he had spoken even a word to me in the last six months I would have returned his check and told him to get something nice for the baby, but I'm really into that reap/sow thing.

Don't blame you at all.

I remember that you and the ex were roomies but not any of the move-out details.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Blimin' 'eck!!!

Did a huge post & lost eet (tried the magic triangle thingy ....now't) & now have had too much mulled wine to do it all again!!! (t'was fabulously witty & entertaining tho'. Natch wink.gif)

Loey!!!! Am technically challenged - just trial and error really unsure.gif

In laws have been (phlying visit) ..thank GAAAWD!!, shall get me jim jams on now and generally slob about in anticipation. I was doing that already BUT was dressed cool.gif

Yep. . . . . . . . . ..... . ......tell me about it...

Hmmm.. ...dunno which emoticon reflects this feeling.. . . . .....

<_< ?

:unsure:?

:wacko: is closest, methinks.. . . . . . . ...

Oh HECK!!!

I'm outta the loop....... has OUR LASS arrived for the duration??? unsure.gif

Love it! Your ex pays you rent! Are you a slum lord? :)

Nicely done Jess!!

Slum lord laugh.gif

Got another bottle of mulled on the go wine if yer interested tongue.gif

And seriously, if he had spoken even a word to me in the last six months I would have returned his check and told him to get something nice for the baby, but I'm really into that reap/sow thing.

Ahhh well. Karma.

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GAAAWD!!! not long nao!! Bedtime soon!! (laugh.gif @ 9.20pm)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

GAAAWD!!! not long nao!! Bedtime soon!! (laugh.gif @ 9.20pm)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Not sure if I ever told y'all about the end of my ex saga.

He was renting the spare room in my house, which I thought was a great deal for someone since I leave at 5 or 6 am and get home at 7 or 8 and pretty much go straight to bed, but he didn't seem to like it. Anyway, Feb? March? of last year he told me he was putting his stuff in storage, going to visit his parents, and getting an apartment when he got back, and could he pay me the last of the rent later. I said sure, just post date a check for whenever. He wrote it for September, and I forgot about it til a week or so ago. Meanwhile, he comes back from his parents, doesn't speak to me at all (and he works in the store where I shop) and I find out from one of the tellers that he came back with a wife and child. So he's been married for months and never told anyone, just showed up with a family. :P

And seriously, if he had spoken even a word to me in the last six months I would have returned his check and told him to get something nice for the baby, but I'm really into that reap/sow thing.

Sounds like he's embarrassed or sumpin. I would make a point every time I saw him to smile big and say hello. But then, I'm evil like that.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Sounds like he's embarrassed or sumpin. I would make a point every time I saw him to smile big and say hello. But then, I'm evil like that.

:P

I did for a while, just because that's what I do and it took me a while to remember that he wasn't talking to me. Now he seems to make it a point to be on his way somewhere else when I go in the store. ;)

I think it's kinda funny, and I can't imagine having enough energy to remember to snub someone. I just do what's easiest, and that's smile and say hi.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Wot hee sed! :P

Who let Oscar out?

Oscar, it's so unlike you to be so festive . . . Have you been drinking?? . . . with Saint Nik?

Yes, Oscar, que pasa?

And whaddya wanna bet Oscar has a bottle of wodka in that can? :lol:

Mebbe gin. Dat looks like a martini in his sig.

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
Posted

I only come here from time to time. Today I said something in a serious thread, which upset my delicate equilibrium, so I had to do something psilly to restore my balance. :blink:

Wot I have in my can is for me to know. If you are wondering, ask Nikki to go to the Tower and ask the Yeoman Warder Beefeater about it. ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Oscar eats beeves!! (or drinks with them...)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Santa's up late . . . it's past midnight here so let me be the first to wish all me psillies

Merry Christmas!!!

:D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Wot I have in my can is for me to know. If you are wondering, ask Nikki to go to the Tower and ask the Yeoman Warder Beefeater about it. ;)

unsure.gif Bear skins??

Merry Christmas!!!

:D

WHAT gYIANETTE SAID!!!

Tel got a top of the range bread maker with gluten-free option from our eldest son!!!!!! biggrin.gif

Open Original Shared Link

...exciting yummy loaves tongue.gif

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
Posted

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I hope everyone has a fantastic and Psillie day :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLS !!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Merry Christmas!!!

:D

:)

:mellow:

:huh:

:unsure:

15.gif

<_<

Well . . . she just puts me to shame doesn't she . . . :P:lol:

Mornin' All!!! Have a great day.

Cinnamon Rolls at my house . . . ready in about an hour . . . see you then. (Pajama attire required)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Well . . . she just puts me to shame doesn't she . . . :P:lol:

Jeepers, me too! :P

Cinnamon Rolls at my house . . . ready in about an hour . . . see you then. (Pajama attire required)

Be right there--I'm even dressed fer it :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Murry Chipmunks!!!

I never listened well when I was young. :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

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I hope everyone has a fantastic and Psillie day :)

I like this one. So- ditto.

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

A naked sooperman? Might be ok...

So....I went to the bank to ruin my ex hubby's Christmas (cashed his post-dated rent check that he'd probably forgotten about :P ) then stopped at the store to get food. Whilst wandering the aisles it suddenly and completely hit me that I have no obligations this weekend. No theater, no homework, no tests, personal statement, transcripts, ref letters (except one) all set up to go, no family dinners, no drinks with friends, nothing.

I can do

anything

I

want.

So for my Christmas eve dinner I'm having brownies with eggnog ice cream. What sort of wine d'ya think goes with that? :D

A bubble bath, Some great movies & alone time biggrin.gif Enjoy

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