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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

The goings on this time last year (had to remove some emoticons to make it work):

Em's MIL

HAPPY BOIFDAY, JAAAAACQUIEEEEE!!

Yes, where is POeter taking you this evening? Perhaps he'll make you some of his balls.... . ...a most welcome present, when served the right way... .

Yep. Messages to MIL........ . .

:o (MY CAR! MY CAR!)

:unsure: (Um, no.....I didn't scrub those windows all that recently)....

:( (Your flight back home is on Tuesday? Wow, so soon....)..... :ph34r: ( <_<<_<<_< )

Forum was updated.

:o

:blink:

:ph34r:

whyyyy.........oh WHYYYYYYYYYYYY does this have to happen again.......why mess wif a good thing.......oh Sills, I'm sooooooooo confuzed :blink:

can't......handle.........new...........format........

but thought I'd be the first to complain :lol:

Just pooped on, and a whole new configgered board is what I see

:unsure:

don't like

<gianit - I DID love the sound of yer pork tenderloin, but that's all I've read, as was too askeert to do anything else>

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.... . . . .... Holeeee crap.. . . ....dis is too much. ....!!! I need a Gravol... . ...

Dear gawd.....as per usual, I don't know what in hell is going on. Everything looks splendid. I just is SO lost. . .....:rolleyes: I can't even unnerstand what I've just quoted from Jyaghnutt.

WHAT IN HELL IS GOING ON HERE???????

:lol::lol:

I thought it was time to check if the emoticon limit has changed . . .

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Come on, all you Moderator peeples, come kleen. Did Skaught do this all on his own with no input from any of youse at all???? Did ye not discuss it at all in your little secret forum down the bottom there??

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:rolleyes:

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

How you manyoufaksha quote like that, Jess? :blink:

She stole it from me!!!! One year ago today....back when I had more time to fart around be creative. ;)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Ahhhh Jess....

Thanks for the memories :D

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
Posted

Woot!! Confirmed by FB!! Happy Birthday Jacquie!!!!

and you believe everything you read on fb :D

but yes it was my Birthday. thanks for all the lovely wishes here and on the book.

Happy New Year everyone. I hope all psillies and their families have an awesome 2011 :)

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

and you believe everything you read on fb :D

but yes it was my Birthday. thanks for all the lovely wishes here and on the book.

Happy New Year everyone. I hope all psillies and their families have an awesome 2011 :)

Happy Birthday and a healthy and happy New year as well!

Loey

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Carrots, celery, green peppers, cilantro, onions, black beans, white beans, garlic powder, ham, home made turkey broth. Crock over night, then add smoked paprika and a little hot sauce.

I made this today. Used Kitchen Basics veg broth. Came out delicious. Cooked too fast so I will re- heat it for dinner. Thanks, Jess!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Awesome! It's pretty much my mom's soup recipe. I have fond memories of stuffing myself on this growing up.

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Awesome! It's pretty much my mom's soup recipe. I have fond memories of stuffing myself on this growing up.

My mom would have made it the same way but without the green pepper, cilantro, paprika, celery, carrots, garlic...anything with flavor. :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

BE asked me this weekend if there were anything he's doing, or not doing, that needs to be changed. I told him I really would like to be 'courted' a little more, maybe taken out somewhere once in a while.

He called today and asked if he could court me this evening. Perhaps take me out for dinner and drinks. :wub: :wub:

How often do you find a man who actually listens to what you say. :wub: :wub:

And, as a bonus, I'm hoping to borrow his staple gun. I'll let you know if that works out.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

My mom would have made it the same way but without the green pepper, cilantro, paprika, celery, carrots, garlic...anything with flavor. :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

BE asked me this weekend if there were anything he's doing, or not doing, that needs to be changed. I told him I really would like to be 'courted' a little more, maybe taken out somewhere once in a while.

He called today and asked if he could court me this evening. Perhaps take me out for dinner and drinks. :wub: :wub:

How often do you find a man who actually listens to what you say. :wub: :wub:

And, as a bonus, I'm hoping to borrow his staple gun. I'll let you know if that works out.

You don't have to court my boys to borrow thier tools!

:ph34r:

That sounded a bit naughty! :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG!!!. . . . . . ...:unsure:. . . ....:blink:. . . ...STOP THE PRESSES!!.. . . . ..

Jyessss!. . . . . ... . .... . ..How can you leave us like this??? Waiting, wondering, about something so insurmountable.. . . . . ...so life-defining... .. .. . ..the kind of thing that changes entire lives???

Well??

Did he loan you his staple gun, or not??

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Update:

First, to bring all psillies up to speed . . . Skeeter (code name for me daughter) participated in a scavanger hunt at her orthodontist's office. She had to get her picture taken (with a banner from the office or wearing her T-shirt which had the office's name on it) with/at 100 different items/locations. Stuff like . . . in the produce aisle, making a snowman, at the beach (but NOT making a snowman AT the beach, that would be psillie), at a theme park, with a policeman, with a clown, with yellow flowers, with your favorite teacher, on a ferris wheel, doing kareaoke, on a trampoline, dressed as a hippie, dressed as the opposite sex, at a river, at a concert, with a lobster, with a rainbow, on a boat . . . get the idea?

Three kids out of the whole office completed the entire list so their names went into a drawing . . . and Skeeter won. She won a Dell mini laptop - Nickelodean edition. It's actually a cute little computer. I told her she won something (but didn't tell her she won the top prize) and that we had to go pick it up at the Ortho office. She was blown away . . . and really put on the excited/freaked out/giggly 9-yr-old girl show at the office and made the staff's day.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Well done, Skeeter!! :D :D And what a prize! Jyaghnutt, you realize that you could have kept her victory quiet from her, sold the computer on ebay and put the cash toward your massive active ortho bill. Guess it's too late now, huh? <_<

:rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Congrats to Skeeter! That was a lot of work for her mom!

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

Update:

First, to bring all psillies up to speed . . . Skeeter (code name for me daughter) participated in a scavanger hunt at her orthodontist's office. She had to get her picture taken (with a banner from the office or wearing her T-shirt which had the office's name on it) with/at 100 different items/locations. Stuff like . . . in the produce aisle, making a snowman, at the beach (but NOT making a snowman AT the beach, that would be psillie), at a theme park, with a policeman, with a clown, with yellow flowers, with your favorite teacher, on a ferris wheel, doing kareaoke, on a trampoline, dressed as a hippie, dressed as the opposite sex, at a river, at a concert, with a lobster, with a rainbow, on a boat . . . get the idea?

Three kids out of the whole office completed the entire list so their names went into a drawing . . . and Skeeter won. She won a Dell mini laptop - Nickelodean edition. It's actually a cute little computer. I told her she won something (but didn't tell her she won the top prize) and that we had to go pick it up at the Ortho office. She was blown away . . . and really put on the excited/freaked out/giggly 9-yr-old girl show at the office and made the staff's day.

:D:D:D Yeah!!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Pheline phurry phun here tonight. Becky, who lives at the store, is visiting us at home overnight. She is going to see the vet in the morning. We tried letting her run loose, but the three resident phelines all got their backs up. We didn't want to confine her cuz she claws at the carpet under the door trying to get loose.

Current status: She is locked in the master bedroom, and we have a shock mat deployed beside the door. She touched it once. We think she got the message.

She had been on a weight-loss diet for about a year, but in the summer we had her teeth cleaned of tartar. Since then she has been increasingly demanding of food. In the last few weeks she has ripped open six bags of food in the store. She has put some weight back on, and is limping again.

Obviously, this can not continue. We are trying to find a solution which keeps the weight off her without destroying store inventory. She is at risk for pheline diabetes, and there is no way we can keep her in the store while adhering to the needed insulin injection schedule. If she develops diabetes, she will have to come home (the trial tonight was not successful), or find another home. We do have an option available there.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Well done, Skeeter!! :D :D And what a prize! Jyaghnutt, you realize that you could have kept her victory quiet from her, sold the computer on ebay and put the cash toward your massive active ortho bill. Guess it's too late now, huh? <_<

:rolleyes:

Dang!!! I had not thought of that!!! . . . yep, too late now . . . ;)

. . . and Karen, Hubby was the one who did most of the work. I knew she had a good shot at it as this was right up his alley as far activities go . . . "Hey, let's go to the State Fair . . . we can get a picture with the ferris wheel, with a clown, on the tractor, with a turkey, and eating ice cream all in one day!!"

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Pheline phurry phun here tonight. Becky, who lives at the store, is visiting us at home overnight. She is going to see the vet in the morning. We tried letting her run loose, but the three resident phelines all got their backs up. We didn't want to confine her cuz she claws at the carpet under the door trying to get loose.

Current status: She is locked in the master bedroom, and we have a shock mat deployed beside the door. She touched it once. We think she got the message.

She had been on a weight-loss diet for about a year, but in the summer we had her teeth cleaned of tartar. Since then she has been increasingly demanding of food. In the last few weeks she has ripped open six bags of food in the store. She has put some weight back on, and is limping again.

Obviously, this can not continue. We are trying to find a solution which keeps the weight off her without destroying store inventory. She is at risk for pheline diabetes, and there is no way we can keep her in the store while adhering to the needed insulin injection schedule. If she develops diabetes, she will have to come home (the trial tonight was not successful), or find another home. We do have an option available there.

Hows about surrounding your inventory of cat food by shock mats?

:o

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Um. Doorway 30 inches wide. Store 2,200 sq ft. :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Um. Doorway 30 inches wide. Store 2,200 sq ft. :huh:

Yeah? . . . so how many mats would that take?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hey!! At this time of year I need a couple of shock mats right in front of my fridge.. . . . .... ..Where do I pick these things up, POeter?

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

The device is a Open Original Shared Link. We used to carry them when the product was produced by Contech. It was taken over last year by PetSafe. You may be able to find it at PetSmart. You may also find it online at the site named after a large South American river.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Hey!! At this time of year I need a couple of shock mats right in front of my fridge.. . . . .... ..Where do I pick these things up, POeter?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Jess- Hub loved the ham & bean soup, too. He used the Frank's hot sauce. :blink: If the scientist thing doesn't work out, maybe you could be personal chef? I think I have about $24.47 in my purse.

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