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curlyfries Contributor

<_< Thnx 4 geting that stuk in my head!!! LOL :D

:D

Welcome twilight!

and Curly-Lezzur admitz to being a bone-lover since a leetle gurl.

:rolleyes:


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Hi Dear Psillies,I went to the oncologist yesterday and it seems I have Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia. The good news is that it' the slowest progressing of cancers. Will fnd out what stage I'm in in two weeks.Love,Loey.S.

jeez, Loey......that sucks.

But at least you have an answer, so now you know what you're dealing with.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Sorry to hear the news Low-ee . . . now to get onto the bidness of putting together a plan of attack . . . my prayers are with ya.

elye Community Regular

*****ANNNNNNNND THEY'RE OFF!!!*****

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Jestgar Rising Star

*****ANNNNNNNND THEY'RE OFF!!!*****

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Woot!!

It's not raining!! I'm going for my walk this morning. Haven't done so in a very long time (stupid distracting boyfriend :angry::P ) and I'm so excited. :)

mushroom Proficient

Okay guys, my brain keeps playing tricks with my fingers, or the other way around :blink: There I was over on another thread spouting away about gluten free pasta, and what comes out but "gluten free pasture" :lol: You can take the girl off the farm but you can't take the farm out of the girl. Except that we don't even call them pastures or fields here in New Zealand; we call them paddocks.:unsure: However, we do put old nags out to pasture, which is probably where I belong :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Holy crap.... . I is gonna be Kween for many, many harvests, methinks.. .. . .:unsure:.....

Michelle has made terrific, steady progress -- she is now in 9th place out of 61 remaining teams, and the only musher in the top fifteen with all sixteen dogs still running.

HOW EXCITING!!!! :D :D


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Michelle has made terrific, steady progress -- she is now in 9th place out of 61 remaining teams, and the only musher in the top fifteen with all sixteen dogs still running.

HOW EXCITING!!!! :D :D

Tis very exciting!!! :D

kareng Grand Master

Good for Michele & the doggies!

I have been busy trying to get the Robotics team ready for a competition this week & 2 days after Spring Break. We are going to Utah Sunday for the week.

jerseyangel Proficient

I have been busy trying to get the Robotics team ready for a competition this week & 2 days after Spring Break. We are going to Utah Sunday for the week.

Wow--have a good trip! :)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

WIH?! So I'm trying on my swimsuits yesterday trying to decide which ones to bring and I happened to turn around to see how the back looked...mistake, I know...but it appears that sometime recently I sat in cottage cheese and it STUCK to my arse and backs of me thighs! Then I spent another hour looking for sarongs and cute skirts to hide the mess. This is very upsetting! :rolleyes:

Holy crap.... . I is gonna be Kween for many, many harvests, methinks.. .. . .:unsure:.....Michelle has made terrific, steady progress -- she is now in 9th place out of 61 remaining teams, and the only musher in the top fifteen with all sixteen dogs still running.HOW EXCITING!!!! :D :D

That's amazing!

Good for Michele & the doggies!I have been busy trying to get the Robotics team ready for a competition this week & 2 days after Spring Break. We are going to Utah Sunday for the week.

Jesse just got back from Utah, he LOVED it!

elye Community Regular

Kherrighnne, you must post more videos of the team's robotic adventures - - hopefully there will be some neat stuff you can film next week. .. . . ..such amazing work these kids do! :)B)

kareng Grand Master

Kherrighnne, you must post more videos of the team's robotic adventures - - hopefully there will be some neat stuff you can film next week. .. . . ..such amazing work these kids do! :)B)

I don't think I posted this one. They also made a really nice one for the school but haven't put it out on Youtube yet because it might leak secrets to the competition. :ph34r: J is in the first picture, lower left corner in white.

They have a website. www.mmr2410.com It is updated only when you might expect teenagers would - when they have a lot of homework and a chemistry test.

Jestgar Rising Star

Psappy psillies psinging psongs

racing robots

mushing dogs

Where whonce were penile earring threads

they talk of quakes and fires instead

Of teenage boys

of broken limbs

of scary docs

of missing buns

But Spring springs bring

Phresh phlooding phun

washing out what now is done

Build your boat and chuck the oars

grab the sides and ride the rides

We are the psillies

We live for fun

We dance and sing and smile again

We laugh in the face of fear

kareng Grand Master

Psappy psillies psinging psongs

racing robots

mushing dogs

Where whonce were penile earring threads

they talk of quakes and fires instead

Of teenage boys

of broken limbs

of scary docs

of missing buns

But Spring springs bring

Phresh phlooding phun

washing out what now is done

Build your boat and chuck the oars

grab the sides and ride the rides

We are the psillies

We live for fun

We dance and sing and smile again

We laugh in the face of fear

Great poem!

curlyfries Contributor

We are the psillies

We live for fun

We dance and sing and smile again

We laugh in the face of fear

:D

Love this part the best!

Still waiting on @$%&ing test results <_< The doctor's office called yesterday just before 6, but I missed it by seconds. Tried to call them back but they were closed :angry: AND closed all day today.

Has now been about 5 weeks with swollen glands.

jerseyangel Proficient

Still waiting on @$%&ing test results

I've been looking out fer an update, Leese. How frustrating that you couldn't reach the office :(

celiac-mommy Collaborator

:D

Love this part the best!

Still waiting on @$%&ing test results <_< The doctor's office called yesterday just before 6, but I missed it by seconds. Tried to call them back but they were closed :angry: AND closed all day today.

Has now been about 5 weeks with swollen glands.

Not Fair!!!! <_<

kareng Grand Master

:D

Love this part the best!

Still waiting on @$%&ing test results <_< The doctor's office called yesterday just before 6, but I missed it by seconds. Tried to call them back but they were closed :angry: AND closed all day today.

Has now been about 5 weeks with swollen glands.

That sucks!

mushroom Proficient

Five weeks?? !!! That really stinks.

We laugh in the face of fear

Aye, we do, cos life is for living and not cowering in the corner.

We got the bridge club up and running last night, but had to run on chocolate because "someone" :ph34r: (no, not me, I would never do that) forgot the rum :rolleyes: and the local is a "no entry" zone of rubble :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient

Aye, we do, cos life is for living and not cowering in the corner.

Tis so true! Mark and I are about to take the bull by the horns, steppin outta the box, so to speak. Ya only live once :D

We got the bridge club up and running last night, but had to run on chocolate because "someone" :ph34r: (no, not me, I would never do that) forgot the rum :rolleyes: and the local is a "no entry" zone of rubble :huh:

Shroomie makin' lemonade outta a lemon situation! B)

Er, sumphin like that..... :unsure::P

mushroom Proficient

Tis so true! Mark and I are about to take the bull by the horns, steppin outta the box, so to speak. Ya only live once :D

Love your mixed metaphors. :lol:

And which box wouldya be steppin outta??

Jestgar Rising Star

And which box wouldya be steppin outta??

uh..yea....watcha doin PT?????

jerseyangel Proficient

Love your mixed metaphors. :lol:

And which box wouldya be steppin outta??

The one that says you move into an area and after a while buy a house. We decided to buy one where our hearts are (the town the kids live in) and keep a small apartment here. We've been house-hunting up here for a few months and something just didn't feel right. This feels right--we were planning on retiring back there anyway, so we'll just shift things up a bit.

:D :D :D

jerseyangel Proficient

I feel I should also mention that since we are right out side of NYC, we can get a house down there and a small apartment here for as much or less than a home here. Not to mention phamily dinners at me house again.

:D Wackadoodle :D

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