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curlyfries Contributor

HI SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

SOOOOZLE!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Come baaaack!!!!!

New law rule proclamation....whatever, that all instructional assistants must take a test to prove they are capable of doing their job. Fail it, and you no longer have a job. So.....the school district gives everyone practice tests, provides tutoring sessions, more practice tests, helpful booklets, yada yada. Time allotted for the test....2 1/2 hours, 90 questions. I took a practice test, ignored everything else.

Finished the test in a little over an hour. 100%!!!!! Yay me! B)


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mushroom Proficient

I believe that one does not normally consider disposing of something until the something has been used up. To make the disposal the governor of the consumption is a bit like putting the cart before the horse, so to speak. The disposal is considered once the consumption has occurred, or something like that. Otherwise one would come to think of the consumption as a chore which would spoil its enjoyment, which would mitigate against the self-righteousness one would feel in disposing of the something in an environmentally sound and timely manner. Unless, of course we are talking of.... wait.... five liters??????

elye Community Regular

So now I'm trying to empty the wine bottle. Is this the correct approach to the issue? Or should I go buy another 5 liters of wine and try to finish it in 6 days?

Try? Try? Um.. . . .this is a task that you would have to actually make an effort at?.. . ... .. :huh:

:lol:

Finished the test in a little over an hour. 100%!!!!! Yay me!

But of course! Way to go, Leeeesargh! B)

L, I've been meaning to ask you something I've been wondering about for some time now....perhaps I've even asked you about it already.. .. . ....when people who use sign language are thinking of something spoken, do they see li'l hands moving in their heads? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient

Yay Leese!!!! :D

kareng Grand Master

Watching RB on RR. Asked if he "will be glued to the TV watching the Royal wedding?" Answer: "The only way I will watch it is if I am glued to the TV" :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Watching RB on RR. Asked if he "will be glued to the TV watching the Royal wedding?" Answer: "The only way I will watch it is if I am glued to the TV" :lol:

Hee! I have it on too! :P

curlyfries Contributor

L, I've been meaning to ask you something I've been wondering about for some time now....perhaps I've even asked you about it already.. .. . ....when people who use sign language are thinking of something spoken, do they see li'l hands moving in their heads? :huh:

:blink:

Welllll......I never really thought about it, but I suppose it makes sense.

And of course when they dream, too.......Which reminds me of the time I went to a football game at the deaf school. I was trying to get from the stands to the concession stand, and there were all these people standing around in groups of 2, 3, 4, whatever, hands going like crazy everywhere. It was so eerily quiet, except for the faint sound of moving hands. And I was trying to weave my way through this huge crowd. It felt like a forest of deaf people.....so surreal....like a really bizarre dream.


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elye Community Regular

......Which reminds me of the time I went to a football game at the deaf school. I was trying to get from the stands to the concession stand, and there were all these people standing around in groups of 2, 3, 4, whatever, hands going like crazy everywhere. It was so eerily quiet, except for the faint sound of moving hands. And I was trying to weave my way through this huge crowd. It felt like a forest of deaf people.....so surreal...

... .Whoa...and how strange it would be to be in the stands during this game, surrounded by deaf fans.. .. . . .....silence. No screaming, swearing, cheering.. . . ......just hands moving wildly as the hometown scores.. .. . ....

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh my Sills :wub: what a LOVELY welcome....just so nice to SEE you all. And - we have new peeps I don't even know!!! Who is Etta, and Loey??? Always nice to see new peeps in the 'ville - We Welcome the Wackiest, eh? ;)

Hi Susan! Weezee & Kitteh would look nice with hats!

Are we having a contest wiv pets wiv hats? I do believe I have one w/ Weez and a sort of....burka-like thing.....

SOOOOOZIE!!!

We can thank that drive-by jackbutt not for his interesting PMs but for getting you on here! Please come by more often, Sooooze. We are just as funny and fascinating.....and I am the current Monarch, so perhaps I will proclaim an edict binding you to appear here regularly. .. . ...

.. ..STILL no Official Royal Wedding Invitation.. . . .. .. .

Are youse guys GOING to the Royal Wedding?? Did the Psille get INVITED??? :huh:

and I weren't here so didna make the list??? OH BLIMEY <grrrrrr>

HI Emmel. Love that Hank wif the hat on :)

Say yer gonna hang around and play wif us

I have missed you guys so much. I hope to visit often.....

And Etta, nice to meet you, WHAT IN HELL is that ROYAL PEZ??? <freaking hilarious> how MUCH is 8,000 pounds in dollars? EGADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I see you are all in love w/ Russel Brand - he KILLS me!! would marry him....have to stomp out that Katie-hag....

OH! I read "Sarah's Key" - really liked it. Alas, just sayin', I LOVED the first half and - well, the second half got a little cheezy for me.....but a very good book.

While I successfully completed the boxed wine/recycle quest, I discovered that recycling isn't until next Wednesday. So now I'm trying to empty the wine bottle. Is this the correct approach to the issue? Or should I go buy another 5 liters of wine and try to finish it in 6 days?

How is this a question? CLEARLY yo go and buy another five liters and finish it as soon as possible. :lol:

SOOOOZLE!!!!!!!

Come baaaack!!!!!

Finished the test in a little over an hour. 100%!!!!! Yay me!

Leesargh!! :sub: so GOOD about yer test!

I do see many of you on the 'book - I'm, um, ridiculously and pathetically active over there.....too many HS friends and such.....so - the problem is I got sucked into THAT vortex - have a thread w/ five other girlfriends from high school going on 2.5 years now - THAT is what happened. But alas, I'm unemployed again, have plenty of time to visit TWO threads :lol:

Oh! and the FUN super EXCITING NEWS is that I'm heading into MENOPAUSE!!! yay!!! Hot flashes and mood swings and CRYING all the time, SUPER SUPER FUN!!!

:lol: :lol:

more later

xoxo

kareng Grand Master

I do see many of you on the 'book - I'm, um, ridiculously and pathetically active over there.....too many HS friends and such.....so - the problem is I got sucked into THAT vortex - have a thread w/ five other girlfriends from high school going on 2.5 years now - THAT is what happened. But alas, I'm unemployed again, have plenty of time to visit TWO threads :lol:

Oh! and the FUN super EXCITING NEWS is that I'm heading into MENOPAUSE!!! yay!!! Hot flashes and mood swings and CRYING all the time, SUPER SUPER FUN!!!

:lol: :lol:

more later

xoxo

Oh no!

So much for the Kansas office!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh no!

So much for the Kansas office!

yup <_< the Psycho Woman fired me while going through divorce (husband will hire me back when all is calm)....no more picking up tires, other weird things in CA or the midwest - we have LOST our JOBS, Leesargh!! :angry: <she writes me nice emails frequently and wants to be my friend - Ummmmm - NO, not now>

Oh, I'm also a SF Giants fan now, Sills, got a game starting in 20 minutes :lol: cracks me up.....Oh, and also in love - but most of you know that from the 'book! :)

dear GAWD, fill me IN on everything, what in HELL has gone on here all this time? I can only check in periodically......crap :blink: How IS everyone?????

love youse guys :wub:

etta694 Explorer

And Etta, nice to meet you, WHAT IN HELL is that ROYAL PEZ??? <freaking hilarious> how MUCH is 8,000 pounds in dollars? EGADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! Here's the skinny on the pez. Open Original Shared Link

It's 13,058.80 USD!! Nice amount for charity but one collector said the highest price paid so far for a pez was $32,000 (??? wha? :blink: )so he expects the Royal pez to go a lot higher. I'm waiting to bid... :lol:

elye Community Regular

SOOOOZLE!! YOU'RE OUT OF A JOB??

THAT IS EXCELLENT!!! You will be back on here lots! YAY! :rolleyes:<_<

Really, I am sorry to hear that, Soooze.. . . ..:(......but I do hope that you'll now have time to be back here!

Oh! and the FUN super EXCITING NEWS is that I'm heading into MENOPAUSE!!! yay!!! Hot flashes and mood swings and CRYING all the time, SUPER SUPER FUN!!!

Soooze! This will, I predict, make you phunnier. . . . . .....:lol:

All right, speaking of middle age...... . . . . . . . . why in HELL am I, a woman now well into her forties, STILL GETTING ZITS? :huh::angry:

Got one on me chin. . . . . ......quite bloody ridiculous.

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

A long Soozle post!!!!! Haven't seen one o' those in way too long :rolleyes:

Are we having a contest wiv pets wiv hats? I do believe I have one w/ Weez and a sort of....burka-like thing.....

:lol: I think I remember the one!

Are youse guys GOING to the Royal Wedding??

We thought sure Kween Em would get an invite, but so phar no word..... <_<

the Psycho Woman fired me while going through divorce (husband will hire me back when all is calm)

So sorry to hear about the job, Suz :( Psycho woman sounds like a real peach.....

Oh, I'm also a SF Giants fan now, Sills, got a game starting in 20 minutes :lol: cracks me up.....Oh, and also in love - but most of you know that from the 'book! :)

Over the moon about this :D

All right, speaking of middle age...... . . . . . . . . why in HELL am I, a woman now well into her forties, STILL GETTING ZITS? :huh::angry:

Good gawd....I still get them occasionally and I went through menopause 4 years ago! :o:angry:

<grumble>....it never ends.....<grumble>.....

elye Community Regular

All right, speaking of middle age...... . . . . . . . . why in HELL am I, a woman now well into her forties, STILL GETTING ZITS? :huh::angry:

Got one on me chin. . . . . ......quite bloody ridiculous.

....ANNNNNNNNND.... . . . . .I am the Current Kween....... . . ..what in hell?? A monarch with zits??. . . . .....How can anyone respect me??

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: Em! You still look very regal B)
curlyfries Contributor

... .Whoa...and how strange it would be to be in the stands during this game, surrounded by deaf fans.. .. . . .....silence. No screaming, swearing, cheering.. . . ......just hands moving wildly as the hometown scores.. .. . ....

EXACTLY!!!!!

BTW.......how's come everyone else can multi-quote but I CAN'T!!!!! :angry: Is it a new glitch on my computer? Or is c.com trying to tell me something?

curlyfries Contributor

Oh! and the FUN super EXCITING NEWS is that I'm heading into MENOPAUSE!!! yay!!! Hot flashes and mood swings and CRYING all the time, SUPER SUPER FUN!!!

Been there done that. Boy, that was some week! :o

Seriously....not kidding :P I'm one of the lucky ones. Menopause was pretty uneventful. This is my theory.......I am almost always cold, layering clothes all the time. So my 'hot flashes' appeared as more like 'warm moments'. Quite pleasant, actually. :D

kareng Grand Master

yup <_< the Psycho Woman fired me while going through divorce (husband will hire me back when all is calm)....no more picking up tires, other weird things in CA or the midwest - we have LOST our JOBS, Leesargh!! :angry: <she writes me nice emails frequently and wants to be my friend - Ummmmm - NO, not now>

Oh, I'm also a SF Giants fan now, Sills, got a game starting in 20 minutes :lol: cracks me up.....Oh, and also in love - but most of you know that from the 'book! :)

dear GAWD, fill me IN on everything, what in HELL has gone on here all this time? I can only check in periodically......crap :blink: How IS everyone?????

love youse guys :wub:

Well, no loss on my job here. Been walking my dog and picking up odd & ends & not getting paid. :) Aren't Calif divorces quick? Can't remember.

curlyfries Contributor

All right, speaking of middle age...... . . . . . . . . why in HELL am I, a woman now well into her forties, STILL GETTING ZITS? :huh::angry:

Got one on me chin. . . . . ......quite bloody ridiculous.

Honey......I'm into my 50's and still got 'em. Just went to the dermatologist the other day and got a prescription. It's awesome! My daughter brought home some samples a couple months ago and I loved it! So I made an appointment with my dermatologist to get my own. I figure...at my age, I deserve clear skin. What took me so long?

Would someone please tell me how to fix my multi-quote???

mushroom Proficient

Oh, I'm also a SF Giants fan now, Sills, got a game starting in 20 minutes :lol: cracks me up....

Johnny-come-lately!!! :P Where were ya all those years we were slogging away in the trenches on the benches and coming so tantalizingly close (or not so close :( ) But NOW!!!, they win the series and suddenly you are a fan :blink: Anyways, welcome to the Giants fan club :D Been a member since '64 :o I'm a guessing that maybe the new light in yer eyes is also a Giants fan??

Darn210 Enthusiast

Wow . . . I guess everyone was busy yesterday!!!

Well, I can tell you that I went birding and then came home and finished Sarah's Key. I did realy like the beginning of it . . . the ending was fair . . . I wanted to hear more about Sarah and less about Julia. It is better than the last few books we've had at book club.

Today is all about mulch. I ordered Friday, had it delivered yesterday, and today I will watch my husband distribute it around the yard :P

curlyfries Contributor

Wow . . . I guess everyone was busy yesterday!!!

Well, I can tell you that I went birding and then came home and finished Sarah's Key. I did realy like the beginning of it . . . the ending was fair . . . I wanted to hear more about Sarah and less about Julia. It is better than the last few books we've had at book club.

Today is all about mulch. I ordered Friday, had it delivered yesterday, and today I will watch my husband distribute it around the yard :P

Kind of a nasty day for birdng, wasn't it? I went garage-saleing....got rained on a bit, then grocery shopping.

DANCING TODAY!!! :D

Can I watch yer hubby spread mulch at MY house?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Can I watch yer hubby spread mulch at MY house?

Ummm . . . sure . . . I told hubby. He said he'd be right over and to hold your breath.

kareng Grand Master

I'm in Tulsa for my boy's lacrosse tournament. M is very excited because they let him play a lot ( by his standards).

Had one kid yesterday vomiting. Woke up this morning & M at the door. His roommate was vomitting. Then started hearing the people next door vomitting. Then someone in the hall, then the other next door!

R checked on M's roomie. He vomits for allergies ( pollen, grass, etc) the morning after the exposure. The other rooms aren't our kids. There was a wild wedding and prom kids with rooms last night.

I lead such an exciting life.

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