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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
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So, it looks to me like someone is letting their left brain do all the hard work like m+-*$, while their right brain gets to go out and have all the fun.

Just wanted to check with our queen if that incurs any sort of tax?

Oh, no, wait - who could calculate the tax then?

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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That's why we actually don't pay taxes, psilly!!! :lol:

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
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D'oh, psilly me ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I have earned 2 math degrees along the way through school... maybe just broke the left side LOL

Did you misplace it? Check your pockets.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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And for any psilly concerned . . . no taxes will be incurred for posting, laughing, whining/wining, etc . . . at least during my reign.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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All you goofballs and your spelling reminded me of this....

Ghoti

Pronounce the GH like it is in tough (f sound)

Pronounce the O like it is in women (i sound)

Pronounce the TI like it is in nation (sh sound)

And that is why phonics never worked for me! :D

(originally presented by George Bernard Shaw)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Your Left Brain score of zero is showing . . . :lol: . . . 78 more pages to go and if you want to get persnickety about it, 77 pages since we just flipped a page.

Oh, gawd.. . . ..don't mess wif Kween Jyaghnutt when it comes to mathS..... :unsure:

Just wanted to check with our queen if that incurs any sort of tax?

Absolutely, yes... . ...inciting ANY mathematical equations, positing ANY formulas -- algebriac or other --, even mention of percentages.....results in a Math Tax charge.

NO exemptions!

:lol:

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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And for any psilly concerned . . . no taxes will be incurred for posting, laughing, whining/wining, etc . . . at least during my reign.

Thank you, your Highness!

I would be broke trying to do your bidding and posting you out of office! :)

Oscar Apprentice
Oscar
Posted

Being that today is "National Grouch Day", GRRRR...

Bring it on!

Harumph!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

I have earned 2 math degrees along the way through school...

Whoa! I've always enjoyed Los Matematicos, what kind? Like Bachelor's & Master's?

Operation Onesie Twosie was a special time wasn't it?

Ascension, Vacation & the "let'em eat cake-ization" of virtual abdication thru willfully choosing a netless chasmistic abyss prior to even first sunset of the ascendancy. It was an OUTRAGE!

(Then again, most of should also choose a Big Sur wkend over staying home)

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
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My favorite aide memoir for spelling is for silent P.

Silent P, like in swimming pool.

Seemed particularly appropriate for the psillies :)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

(WAY TOO MANY BIG WORDS..... taum.....)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I have earned 2 math degrees along the way through school... maybe just broke the left side LOL

Whoa! I've always enjoyed Los Matematicos, what kind? Like Bachelor's & Master's?

probly went from 98.6 to 101

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

Whoa! I've always enjoyed Los Matematicos, what kind? Like Bachelor's & Master's?

Undergrad:

AS in General Math

BSci in Statistics

BSci in Computer Science

Grad:

Earned Master of Arts in Religion

Nearing completion of Masters of Divinity

I have way to much schooling, tons and tons of classes that count to none of my degrees that I took for fun. Creative Writing, Music, Psychology, Philosophy, Physics, Astronomy, and so on. I just like learning stuff! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

probly went from 98.6 to 101

:lol:snort :lol:

. . . unless he was using Celsius.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

(WAY TOO MANY BIG WORDS..... taum.....)

He has a calendar, you know.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

My favorite aide memoir for spelling is for silent P.

Silent P, like in swimming pool.

Seemed particularly appropriate for the psillies :)

AbsofreakinLUTEly Mindwarp! :lol:

"Like in swimming pool"!!

I'm loving this partly because IT SHOULD'VE ALREADY COME UP over the 6 or whatever yrs this thread's been going! (Or did I miss it?)

Anyway, hat-tip to MW ....wish I'd thought of that. ;)

The 1st sentence reminded me of some fun at work long ago. Summer job at Honeywell working on TCAS, their airliner Traffic Collision Avoidance System, & in making sure we had some alphanumeric code right, from a bit of a distance.

Him: so .. .."N?"

Me: no, M.

Him: N?

Me: M!

Him: as in . .. Night?

Me: Might? What?

Him: as in Numb?

Me: Mum? Dammit (both laughing already)

Him: dammit YOU choose the word!

Me: okay, M as in Mnemonic

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

How in the heck can you have a word that reminds you how to spell a word, when you can't even remember how to speel the reminding word?? :blink:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

1970 flashback to War's "Speel the wiyyyyne .. ."

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Operation Onesie Twosie was a special time wasn't it?

Ascension, Vacation & the "let'em eat cake-ization" of virtual abdication thru willfully choosing a netless chasmistic abyss prior to even first sunset of the ascendancy. It was an OUTRAGE!

(Then again, most of should also choose a Big Sur wkend over staying home)

Well....now that you put it THAT way......

....we were quite a pathetic bunch weren't we? Why was Soozle the only one off enjoying life whilst we were all glued to our computers for the entire weekend? :huh:

(it was stilll fun, though. I never giggled so much in one weekend) :lol:

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

How in the heck can you have a word that reminds you how to spell a word, when you can't even remember how to speel the reminding word?? :blink:

When I was in grade school, they always used to say "if you do not know how to spell a word look it up in the dictionary" and I was always like, "and how the freak you expect me to look it up if I can not spell it???" :blink:

I was not a well loved student. :huh:

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
Posted

Mr Mindwarp and I are both dyslexic, and anytime we are asked 'how do you spell......' ,we always say 'well, I spell it like this, but that doesn't mean anyone else does'... :(;):)

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

LOL got my cell phone bill and I used TEN TIMES the data on my iPhone that Mrs Vydor did on my iPhone last month, but she used FORTY TIMES the amount of minutes that I did! :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

LOL got my cell phone bill and I used TEN TIMES the data on my iPhone that Mrs Vydor did on my iPhone last month, but she used FORTY TIMES the amount of minutes that I did! :lol:

Mrs. Vydor is left brain??? perhaps??

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

Mrs. Vydor is left brain??? perhaps??

I should have her take the test hehe be a scream if she was 0 and 19 to my 19 and 0 :D

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