The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

and Reesee DID pull a Leesargh :lol:

[DingoGirl]

Oh -

and Lauren ALSO says she thinks she could tell who had been.......um.........can I say the word where they do that thing to the wee baby boys' weenii right after birth?

:lol:

I'm just sayin', evidently the shorts are REALLY thin and - it wasn't a very cold day, nice and sunny out

[curlyfries]

Just had to pipe in . . . don't we refer to this situation as a . . . LISA???!!!!!! . . . Theresa pulled a Lisa??? . . . Dropping the kids off at the pool ring any bells??

Since you mentioned it, you can go find it!

....and Tuhre-suh.......you certainly did pull a Lisa.....'dropping off the kids at the pool' was my claim to fame.......your is the 'is your husband a northerner'....

.... .. . . .. . .. . and they will never let you forget it

[Darn210]

Since you mentioned it, you can go find it!

....and Tuhre-suh.......you certainly did pull a Lisa.....'dropping off the kids at the pool' was my claim to fame.......your is the 'is your husband a northerner'....

.... .. . . .. . .. . and they will never let you forget it

OK . . . I'm looking.

[curlyfries]

and Lauren ALSO says she thinks she could tell who had been.......um.........can I say the word where they do that thing to the wee baby boys' weenii right after birth?

Sure you can!......and I do believe I taught the sign for that

.......oh Jaaaa-nittt!!!!!!

Ummmm....exactly how close was Lauren to these cyclists???.....did she have binoculars or sumphin?????

Reminds me of when I went to the Indpls 500 as a teenager. Streaking was very popular back then and there were a couple that got loose on the track.

.....couldn't pry the binoculars out of grandma's hands!!!!!!!

[psawyer]

Lauren ALSO says she thinks she could tell who had been.......um.........can I say the word where they do that thing to the wee baby boys' weenii right after birth?

Cutting things a little close for comfort, perhaps? It's been a slice. :lol:

[curlyfries]

OK . . . I'm looking.

I know my first appearance was around page 916........and it happened not long after that.

[psawyer]

I know my first appearance was around page 916........and it happened not long after that.

Newbie! Newbie! My first post wuz on page 317.

[DingoGirl]

Reminds me of when I went to the Indpls 500 as a teenager. Streaking was very popular back then and there were a couple that got loose on the track.

.....couldn't pry the binoculars out of grandma's hands!!!!!!!

that's because - well, did you ever see a streaker with a good physique? no - them nekkid people running around is uzually crazy :lol: and not in good shape

reminds me of the one time I did the Bay to Breakers event, a few years ago. (I walked it, did NOT run) Lots of naked participants. Somehow, that is allowed? dunno why. I took pictures of some of them, and NOT becuase they were pretty.......

Cutting things a little close for comfort, perhaps? It's been a slice. :lol:

gah!!!!!!!!!!!!

my kitteh shreds newspapers do any of your kittehs do this? he is very busy shredding the paper I just read, which is on the floor next to my bed, in bits and pieces.

Wait, now he is on the desk here and just briefly chewed on the turn-switch for the lamp. Um, he's very CHEWEY lately, is he teething er sumfin?

I love him

but I want to change his name again

Since I really just call him Kitty, I might change his name to - Kitteh dunno

[curlyfries]

Newbie! Newbie! My first post wuz on page 317.

I could swear I can hear that little boy in yer av going, "Nyah...nyah, nyah..nyah, nyah.....nyah!

[Darn210]

Twas not so easy . . . but I would start here . . . gives a little background . . .

This is actually not phunny at all (poor woman), but somehow HYSTERICAL! OMG, why does this strike me as sooooooooooooooo phunneeeeeee??!

Theresa, just in case you don't know, click on the green arrow in the banner around the quote and it will take you back to the right spot.

[DingoGirl]

Newbie! Newbie! My first post wuz on page 317.

Ummmmmmmm........hellooooooooooooooooooooo??!! <raising hand with smug look on face>

Page one, POST TWO, here. Yes, been here all this time. I really need a life.

and so does Pad-t, page one, post six

:lol:

but it was way different back then - - took on some WACKL, surreal, absinthe-tinged madness when...........well I dunno when. Probably page 317.

chewing my toe now........he is very busy

[curlyfries]

OMG!!!!.....Soozle!!!!......Yer last post was at 11:11, Indiana time!!!!!

What does it mean???????

[Darn210]

Sure you can!......and I do believe I taught the sign for that

.......oh Jaaaa-nittt!!!!!!

GAHHHHHH!!!!! You guys really need to learn how to look for these things yourselves . . .

Shouldn't be too hard..... First, get the children away from the computer. Use your dominant hand (I'm a lefty signer) and point your index finger. At waist heighth, in front of you, bend your wrist so you are pointing down. With your other hand, point and touch the tip of that index finger to the side of the wrist of the first hand. Now dangle your *penis* by swinging your handle slightly, left and right. Hmmmm.......that'll probably get some interesting comments from Ptaughmn!

And since this related to the previous, cyclic garb comments, I included it . . .

Sign for the day:

....wait for it.......

Circumcise..................(had to look that one up!)

Make two fists with thumbs up........you know...when everything's good to go, you give a *thumbs up*............like that. Turn hands so thumbs are pointing at each other. If you are right handed, circle right thumb forward around left thumb, and visa versa for left handers.

Edit: There is an alternate way to sign it, circling around your index finger instead of your thumb...........I guess you can choose the size!!

Now having gone back for this thread history . . . puts the whole thumb conversation into a new light doesn't it??

[Darn210]

. . . and now I'm off the clock and going to bed!!!

[curlyfries]

GAHHHHHH!!!!! You guys really need to learn how to look for these things yourselves . . .

I did try doing a search for circumcise......I mean, how many people on c.com would've talked about it?

......nothing came up

Thanks Jian-nit! ........nitey-nite!

[elye]

...And Good Morning, Psillies!

Gahhh....Jyagnutt's quote retrieval.. . . ..

See, these things are just PIVOTAL, pieces of information one needs to fill out one's lifeblood. . . ......the ASL sign for circumsize, expressions for having a poop .. . ....

Just think of how this information could have been utilized by the Prime Minister yesterday while hosting President Obama. But did he know these things? NO - - because he ain't in Psillyville, keeping abreast of such essential concepts.

Someone needs to get in touch with his handlers and tell them about us.

........or it could be because it's a magnetic dipole and it attracts towards the electrons running thru your body

Good lord, a DIPOLE. Yes, Tareeeesuh has a point...... .should it not, with regular gents anyway, be a UNIpole?. . ... ...

And...if you're a Native American.....do you point it in all four (or six depending on your beliefs and rituals) of the Cardinal Directions before use?

(((((Gasp))))). . .. . . ... But of course! Depending upon one's beliefs. . . . ..

Or towards Mecca. . . . . .....

Uneven, um, hanging orbs are normal, as are other items being angled slightly to one side or the other. I don't have a compass handy, but I am sitting with my back to the north wall--what does that mean?

OMG. .. ....

Well, you must experiment, POeter, and while sitting against a north wall, suddenly get up and FACE that same north wall. . . .......does anything else change direction?

Michelle sits in sixth....Brent Sass pulled out at the last stop, for "strategic reasons"........ .... .. Um, how in hell is pulling out of the race going to strategically put him in a better situation to win??

[flourgirl]

Mornin Psills! So nice to add another euphamism for "Sinking the Bismark", "Contemplating the Universe", "Leaving a Calling Card", we have tons but really needed another. THIS one...dropping the kids off at the pool, had me laffing out loud...hubby poked his head in the door to see what I was doing. I'm not nutso, just sitting in a room by myself and laffing!

Psuessly' Kitteh shredding papers! As long as they're not impotent papers! My Ivan LOVED brown paper bags...and when we had baby kittehs he would entice them into the bag and then lay on the opening so that they couldn't get out! I've had several that used to love laying on the newspapers, especially if I was reading them.....oooohhhh I miss having phurry babes in my house

Is everyone having a phunderphul day today? I'll check in later (and probably again, and again, and again!)

[jerseyangel]

I'm not nutso, just sitting in a room by myself and laffing!

This is quite typical....there should be a warning at the top of this thread saying that this likely to occur

Soozle--Allo used to love to shread paper!

[elye]

I'm not nutso, just sitting in a room by myself and laffing!

We should add to the Official Text Warning at the top of each Psillyville page that this can happen anywhere, not just in front of one's computer, as it does with me when I'm thinking about some hilarious thang a Psilly has said that morning, and I'm lined up at the ATM machine, or during my physical, or sitting at our old neighboUr's funeral last fall (funerals are particularly dangerous, and should get special mention). . . . ....

Psuessly' Kitteh shredding papers!

I wanna kitteh that does this! My two cats are lovely, but no longer fun in that crazed way that kittens are...... .. ..

Gad. No more cats. No more cats. Must keep reppeating this. . . . ..

oooohhhh I miss having phurry babes in my house

Tareeeeseee! You need a kitteh!! Actually, we don't know yer pet situation, do we? Are you a dog person? Gad, you'd best be 'round here. . . .. .....

[elye]

The Ripper has a PD day today, and when I just came in he was watching the end of The Price is Right. OMG.. . ......now, this is a show that I have not seen in probably twenty years. I CANNOT believe how it just is not the same thing a 'tall without Bob Barker. I mean, that man WAS The Price is Right. Why would they even attempt to continue this legacy without the Great Bob?? I like Drew Carey, but c'mon, he is NO BOB BARKER.

I need to start a movement er sumfin .. . . . ...

[Darn210]

The Ripper has a PD day today, and when I just came in he was watching the end of The Price is Right. OMG.. . ......now, this is a show that I have not seen in probably twenty years. I CANNOT believe how it just is not the same thing a 'tall without Bob Barker. I mean, that man WAS The Price is Right. Why would they even attempt to continue this legacy without the Great Bob?? I like Drew Carey, but c'mon, he is NO BOB BARKER.

I need to start a movement er sumfin .. . . . ...

True Dat . . . I really like Drew Carey . . . and I like that he does NOT try to BE like Bob . . . but it's not the same.

Getting ready for Skeeter's birthday party sleepover . . . starts tomorrow at 3pm. I'm going to have the girls decorate cupcakes in a cat theme. Been doing my research and am now headed off to go buy edible cat parts . . . . . . I mean, candy.

[Jestgar]

Getting ready for Skeeter's birthday party sleepover . . . starts tomorrow at 3pm. I'm going to have the girls decorate cupcakes in a cat theme. Been doing my research and am now headed off to go buy edible cat parts . . . . . . I mean, candy.

I was all set to invite myself over, til you got to the edible cat bits. Where in heaven's name are you going to find purring peanuts??

[Darn210]

I was all set to invite myself over, til you got to the edible cat bits. Where in heaven's name are you going to find purring peanuts??

In the garbage at Nikki's vet??? . . . but not edible . . . at least by me.

[Darn210]

Have we had this one before?? . . . seems familiar . . . but still phunnee

DEAF WIFE

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he Thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach Her, he called the Family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from Her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see What happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,what's for dinner?" Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

(I just love this)

"Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"