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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
On the housing front- John and I just learned we qualified for the 1st time home owners tax credit of 8,000. We are allowed to claim it on our 2008 taxes as well. We have decided to pay off our one big credit card with it. They hiked my interest to 32%...I have never even been late.....I am so upset with them! I think something needs to be done with the credit card companies...

so happy to know someone who will benifit from these new laws.

good for you!

wow up 32% for paying on time......??? :ph34r:

judy


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jerseyangel Proficient
Patti - is Mark home??...I know you said he was due to land??

Yep! He got in on time and all's well :D Thanks all for asking :wub:

Oh, Psills.....not a good evening last night........

Sorry Em :( From what me doc told me, in general of course, this type is pretty slow-growing. We discussed the subject at some length, since he retained mine during my surgery. I hope her's can be taken care of swiftly with no lasting effects.

Amanda--My son is in the process of buying his first house and that tax credit is a great thing! At phirst, it was proposed that it would pertain to anyone buying a house this year--which would have included us, too. Oh well.....

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Amanda --My son is in the process of buying his first house and that tax credit is a great thing! At phirst, it was proposed that it would pertain to anyone buying a house this year--which would have included us, too. Oh well.....

so you guys won't get this tax break for Matt? :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
so you guys won't get this tax break for Matt? :blink:

I meant Matt will get it since he's a first time home buyer. When Mark and I buy a home in Houston, it won't be our first, so we don't qualify for the tax break. :angry::D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I meant Matt will get it since he's a first time home buyer. When Mark and I buy a home in Houston, it won't be our first, so we don't qualify for the tax break. :angry::D

:o should have figured that one out........dugh :unsure:B)

elye Community Regular
Em, please ask Jack this . . . Have you ever wondered why we say 'Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty' but not Here Doggy, Doggy, Doggy'? . . . annnnnnnnd . . . Why do most cats respond when that's not their name??

Mygawd.....Jack will love this, and ponder it and google it and bring it up in circle time at school. . ... :lol:

My cats only come if we do the "Here, kitty-kitty-kitty" thang with their names....

"Here, Tess-Tess-Tess-Tess-Tess".... . ..

I think we don't do the doggy thing because "Here, Doggy-doggy-doggy-doggy" is just too frickin' difficult to say. . . . .... :huh::rolleyes:

We all luuuuv li'l P....so de-bone-air in tophat and collar!

:lol::lol: OMG.....I read this word as "TOE-FAT..... . . thinking, lord, he's got phat li'l toes? :huh:

I like the Goo/Good oops . . . I'm keepin' it!!!

:lol::lol: Me, too! Sounds vaguely Asian.....terrific name for a Chinese restaurant......""Hey, let's head over to Goo Luck for some o' their great won ton soup!"

As I was walking a million miles to the bathroom just now since there has been a new flood since I wrote the first time--who is high on their post count that could have caused this Phluid Phrenzy! To take down a portion of a hospital is pretty high ya think?

I was wondering exactly this, too, Amanda . .. . .....

Methinks Patti is quietly working there, in some capacity. .. ....she's the only one with a high enough post count that would cause damage like that with a flipover. What's Paghteigh's count??

Great news on the credit, Amanda! :)

should have figured that one out........dugh :unsure:B)

Joooodie crackin' me up . . . .. ...DUGH .. . .... :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

YAY! Manda's got credit! Mark's home! Jack gets a new ponderable!

Sorry about your friend, Em. I know there's a lot of stress involved, but please assure her that once she gets those womanly bits removed, she'll be delighted with the effects. :P


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Love Joo-dee's 'dUGH' :lol:

Wish me luck!....off for me dental check-up :unsure: .........

(quoting meselph always amuses me :lol::huh: )

BIG HARUMPHFFF :angry:

GAH!!! <I am dribbling :blink: >

jerseyangel Proficient
GAH!!! <I am dribbling :blink: >

:lol::lol: Poor dribblin' Nik....

How's yer knee this mornin' Jess? Glad you decided to stay home today--a long weekend is a good idea ;)

Ok, off to look at the youngin's potential new house. Got me camera and measuring tape :lol: See ya'll later!

flourgirl Apprentice

Amanda....you need to email your credit card company pronto! My card....which I've used since the early 80's suddenly cranked up my rate. I pay on time (I always pay the balance and avoid interest) and I have Eggcelent credit. I wrote and told them the rate was unacceptable, and if they chose not to re-instate my last rate I could easily find a company who would!!! I got an email back in record time and a letter to back it up. Rate back where it was and an apology! You can't let these businesses get away with robbery.....there's too much competition out there. If they think you'll just roll over and take...they'll do it to you. ;)

Great news on the 1st time buyers break!! Pretty kool.

Pah-tay....sounds like your having a blast up there! Good luck with all of that. Your son must be pretty excited......1st home!!! :D

Niknik is droooolin'. Does your dentist ask you questions while his fingers are in your mouth? I figure they don't really want to know the answers.....they're just making noise to pass the time :lol:

I have never used.....Here Kitty, kitty, kitty. Have never had a cat that would respond to that. They'd look at me like...."I DO have a name, you know!" :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
I have never used.....Here Kitty, kitty, kitty. Have never had a cat that would respond to that. They'd look at me like...."I DO have a name, you know!" :huh:

"And my name is Dinner :angry: "

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Oh My God

You guys are cracking me up here.............THANKS

Mygawd.....Jack will love this, and ponder it and google it and bring it up in circle time at school. . ... :lol:

My cats only come if we do the "Here, kitty-kitty-kitty" thang with their names....

"Here, Tess-Tess-Tess-Tess-Tess".... . ..

I think we don't do the doggy thing because "Here, Doggy-doggy-doggy-doggy" is just too frickin' difficult to say. . . . .... :huh::rolleyes:

:lol::lol: OMG.....I read this word as "TOE-FAT..... . . thinking, lord, he's got phat li'l toes? :huh:

:lol::lol: Me, too! Sounds vaguely Asian.....terrific name for a Chinese restaurant......""Hey, let's head over to Goo Luck for some o' their great won ton soup!"

I was wondering exactly this, too, Amanda . .. . .....

Methinks Patti is quietly working there, in some capacity. .. ....she's the only one with a high enough post count that would cause damage like that with a flipover. What's Paghteigh's count??

Great news on the credit, Amanda! :)

Joooodie crackin' me up . . . .. ...DUGH .. . ....

Love Joo-dee's 'dUGH' :lol:

(quoting meselph always amuses me :lol::huh: )

BIG HARUMPHFFF :angry:

GAH!!! <I am dribbling :blink: >

:lol::lol: Poor dribblin' Nik....

How's yer knee this mornin' Jess? Glad you decided to stay home today--a long weekend is a good idea

Ok, off to look at the youngin's potential new house. Got me camera and measuring tape :lol: See ya'll later!

Amanda....you need to email your credit card company pronto! My card....which I've used since the early 80's suddenly cranked up my rate. I pay on time (I always pay the balance and avoid interest) and I have Eggcelent credit. I wrote and told them the rate was unacceptable, and if they chose not to re-instate my last rate I could easily find a company who would!!! I got an email back in record time and a letter to back it up. Rate back where it was and an apology! You can't let these businesses get away with robbery.....there's too much competition out there. If they think you'll just roll over and take...they'll do it to you.

Great news on the 1st time buyers break!! Pretty kool.

Pah-tay....sounds like your having a blast up there! Good luck with all of that. Your son must be pretty excited......1st home!!!

Niknik is droooolin'. Does your dentist ask you questions while his fingers are in your mouth? I figure they don't really want to know the answers.....they're just making noise to pass the time

I have never used.....Here Kitty, kitty, kitty. Have never had a cat that would respond to that. They'd look at me like...."I DO have a name, you know!"

"And my name is Dinner "

ALL MUST BE SAVED IN THE 'SILLY' HALL OF FAME QUOTES.......

LET US KNOW WHAT jACK COMES UP WITH :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello my lovely psillies! It's been almost a week! I had a major computer crash and Kurt just got it up last night! I was not only a phorum-less abyss but an internet-less ayss! EEK!

If I have missed anything good or bad, I apologize....hope everyone is well!

New York was phunny because me sis was a completely spazmoid the entire time! We drove down (I usually take the train but we decided to drive this time), got lost, and my sister almost peed her pants while driving in the Bronx. We got there, had no gas so they wouldn't valet our car so the concierge got in the car with my sister to take her to the nearest gas station about 30 blocks north.

She's sitting at a red light when "Knock, knock it's NYPD". $120 for not wearing a seatbelt. OOPS!

Then she had to wear sunglasses until 10 pm because she thought she forgot her glasses (and her cellphone and her Blackberry and her contacts :blink::lol: ). I have a picture of her on my phone eating chocolate mousse in a very dark restaurant looking like Corey hart :lol:

She wanted to go to Macy's to shop but had to ask me if colors were normal on everything :rolleyes::lol:

Then, we left Macy's, she puts her hand in her pocket and VOLIA! There are her glasses in her pocket :lol: :lol:

We went to the butterfly conservatory at the Museum of Natural History. Twas lovely. My sis came to my appointment with me and has decided to get tested. My doc examined her (she was really curious if she had been exposed) and it looks like she has. :( Long story, but she is actualyy relieved to know it MIGHT be that rather than some of the other things she's been told she'd just have t live with.

We had a blast- wanted to stay another night! But am glad to be home with hubby, Angie and in me own bed (often-YAWN!)

elye Community Regular

Hey, New Yowak Bevel!

Sounds like a wackl time .. .!! :lol:

Then she had to wear sunglasses until 10 pm because she thought she forgot her glasses. I have a picture of her on my phone eating chocolate mousse in a very dark restaurant looking like Corey hart

Thou MUST post this as yer av pic. . . .... :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I had a major computer crash and Kurt just got it up last night!

:huh:

:lol:

<snackle>

..couldn't resist Bevveee!!!

Mad times in NY with the 'B' sisters!!!!!!! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:huh:

:lol:

<snackle>

..couldn't resist Bevveee!!!

Great minds, Nickerler . . . I was about to post the same . . . what else does she think we psillies are gonna do wif a phrase like that???!!!!

elye Community Regular
. . . what else does she think we psillies are gonna do wif a phrase like that???!!!!

Bigger question: How much does Bevel think we Psillies really wanna know?? :lol::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Kurt just got it up last night! :unsure::P

New York was phunny because me sis was a completely spazmoid the entire time! We had a blast- wanted to stay another night! But am glad to be home with hubby, Angie and in me own bed (often-YAWN!)

so glad you had a good time 'going to the dr apt' not many of us can that,,,,so happy for ya. :lol:

Bigger question: How much does Bevel think we Psillies really wanna know?? :lol::lol:

everything and we want photos

Patti, you home from the new house yet?

Maybe going to see JP while your over there?

Darn210 Enthusiast
everything and we want photos

:lol::lol:

True Dat!!!! We always want an update wif a new av!!!!

I, however, just this once . . . don't want to see an av of Kurt getting it up.

Mtndog Collaborator
:huh:

:lol:

<snackle>

..couldn't resist Bevveee!!!

Mad times in NY with the 'B' sisters!!!!!!! :lol:

Great minds, Nickerler . . . I was about to post the same . . . what else does she think we psillies are gonna do wif a phrase like that???!!!!

Bigger question: How much does Bevel think we Psillies really wanna know?? :lol::lol:

everything and we want photos

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PS Nikki- You were frickin adorable as are the psilly kids!

WEll, APPARENTLY Judy wants photos! <SNACKLE>

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey all! Bev-really....so glad you had a good time!!! Not a Goo time but almost as good! And no....Pictures of Kurts upwardly mobile activities is more info. than I want...although I had to admit my first thought was the same as *others* :lol::lol:

Hiya Judester! So glad to see you poopin in more. The place is not the same without you. ;)

Been lovin the warmer weather....evenif it was rainy/windy today. Back to ````cold````brrrrrr tomorrow! Iyam SO desperate for greenandgrowing things! We do have daffodils and tulips coming up though. The deer will leave the daffs alone....but I'm willing to bet they'll find the candy tulips!

Been having lots of really strange dreams lately...and some kool ones. Dreamed of making copper arbors with huge dream catchers in the sides.....and dreamed of carving woodsy figures for the yard. I could be inspired to try both of them. Need to sketch out what I saw pretty soon or I'll forget that I even wanted to do this :rolleyes:

Karry on the psillie......

jerseyangel Proficient
Great minds, Nickerler . . . I was about to post the same . . . what else does she think we psillies are gonna do wif a phrase like that???!!!!

<snort> Me three!! :lol:

Our minds are all in the collective gutter :P

Sumphin makes me mad about poor Bevvie in NY to see her Lyme doctor, not pheeling her best, and after all she's personally been through....she gets ticketed for not wearing her seat belt :blink::angry:

The youngin's potential house is just charming :D

elye Community Regular
Dreamed of making copper arbors with huge dream catchers in the sides.....and dreamed of carving woodsy figures for the yard.

Tareeeesuh, this sounds soooooo wunnerful.. . .....I.wanna.do.this. . . . .........:dreamyface:

flourgirl Apprentice

If I EVER get around to doing any of this, I'll post pictures :lol::lol: I'm pretty sure I'm going to do the arbor this spring. I get all excited about this. I can picture it. I think I'm going to incorporate some stone beads in the weave of the dreamcatcher.

I DO need to fugger out where I can use a torch and not burn the house down furst! :ph34r:

Pah-tay....how exciting about the potential house! Glad your having some phun with the whole thing!

Night all! I'm pooped....and I haven't done anything today!

elye Community Regular

What a quiet bunch we are tonight.....or a busy bunch.... . . ..sleeping bunch?

Jess! How're the drugs? :lol:

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