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jerseyangel Proficient
Something sexy and slinky . . . you are going out with another woman's husband, afterall . . . then just wear your lab coat over it . . . :ph34r:

My thoughts exactly!! :lol:

A quick hallo--won't be around today but I phully expect to see some pserious silly here when I get back :P

Off to Jersey......


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Jestgar Rising Star
Something sexy and slinky . . . you are going out with another woman's husband, afterall . . . then just wear your lab coat over it . . . :ph34r:

:lol: :lol:

Went with the little black dress topped with dark gray longish, short sleeved sweater, patterned black tights and my cute italian shoes.

OK actually it's sweat socks and tennies trainers until I walk to work, but then....cute shoes

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Quiet day.....I've spent most of it taking care of last minute details for the youngin's house closing tomorrow. Just havin a cuppa tea (sans bag--not named Earl) and taking a breather.

<sigh>

OH no stopping it all now Paddeigh!!! :)

Is yer wee man excited about getting his own pad???

Wow, it's incredible.....this past week my house has been SOOOO clean, my prepared dinners SO delicious and admirably presented, my dogs SO content at their added walk, Jack's homework SO much better covered and understood, my classes SO thoroughly prepared and presented. . . . ......

.....Because it has been SOOOO quiet in the Ville. :lol::rolleyes:

Get over 'ere then :lol:

Suddenly heading to Toronto next week for a couple of nights. DH has to go on business, so we are gonna tag along. We will see Jersey Boys (anyone seen it?) and hit the CN Tower, and likely the AGO.... . . ..a quick visit to the Island to see my brother, and back we come. I like these quick, crazy trips - - perhaps the next time we come we will plan to meet again for pizza, POeter! :)

How exciting EM!!! <harumphff!!!...I want to go somewhere...where???>

...would also like to see 'Jersey Boys' AND see the tower <_<

I demand y'all come to London again as I'm bored without me psillies!! :lol:

Went with the little black dress topped with dark gray longish, short sleeved sweater, patterned black tights and my cute italian shoes.

OK actually it's sweat socks and tennies trainers until I walk to work, but then....cute shoes

Slinky!!! Wow - I don't even OWN a black dress.....such is the dearth of me social life :rolleyes:

...actually, when I drive Al to school most of the women going to the train st. for central London seem to be wearing trainers sneakers (probably wiv killer heels in their bag)

Enjoy!!!

Had a stinker of a headache all day....it's just going

Got sewing to do (UGH...HATE sewing MORE than ironing :angry: )

Laterz peeps......

elye Community Regular

The black/grEy outfit sounds poifect, Jess. . . ......I would love to see Hello, Dolly......

...But Sooooozie would emphatically NOT. . . . . ... :rolleyes::lol:

NIK! I wanna come back to the UK so very badly. . . . .......someday, fer shooo-ah. The hotels are breathtakingly expensive over there.. .. . .P'raps me fam and I can stay in yer li'l greenhouse. . . . .... <_<

elye Community Regular
Headed back to the pediatrician today . . . with BOTH kids . . . GAH!!!!!

GAH is right... . . . .....

How is Smackl's phloo now, Jyahgnitt?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
.. . .P'raps me fam and I can stay in yer li'l greenhouse. . . . .... <_<

T'is very warm fo' sho'...but condensation a bit of a problem ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
GAH is right... . . . .....

How is Smackl's phloo now, Jyahgnitt?

This is the 6th day that he's been running a fever . . . doc sent us for chest x-ray . . . we'll get the results a bit later. Skeeter got a strep test - she's had a worsening sore throat for the last 6 days. It came out negative and I took her back to school. The hypochondriac in me now has a sore throat, floo, new-moan-ya and a headache . . . only the headache is real . . . I'm a realistic hypochondriac.


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NIK! I wanna come back to the UK so very badly. . . . .......someday, fer shooo-ah. The hotels are breathtakingly expensive over there.. .. . .P'raps me fam and I can stay in yer li'l greenhouse. . . . .... <_<

T'is very warm fo' sho'...but condensation a bit of a problem ;)

Perhaps in the cupbard wif the lil people. Either place I'm thinkin' you're sleepin' standing up.

elye Community Regular
T'is very warm fo' sho'...but condensation a bit of a problem ;)

Ahhhhh, yes....that dampness... . . . . ..our dryers, our greenhouses -- that crazy Commonwealth thang. . . . . . . ... :lol:

The hypochondriac in me now has a sore throat, floo, new-moan-ya and a headache . . . only the headache is real . . . I'm a realistic hypochondriac.

:lol: Our pragmatic, sensible Jyahgnitt. . . ...the realistic hypochondriac. :rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

Hey, M, check out da 'book. The Ripper has a new friend. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
doc sent us for chest x-ray . . . we'll get the results a bit later

No NewMoanYah . . . but doc is putting him on an antibiotic anyway (this is something as she is does not freely dole out antibiotics). X-ray showed his lungs were hyper-something-or-other which means his asthma (which I thought he had outgrown <_< ) is flaring and so she's putting him on a steriod. In the past, steriods make him hyper so instead of being confined with a low-energy sick kid, I'll be confined with a Bing-Bing-Bing!!! Ricochet Rabbit!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:angry:

some sort of "compatability issue" at work computer and so my quotes NEVER come up :angry:

had all these quotes - now got nothin' - must re-quote at home and re-do my worthless blathering.

got NO silly :(

except that - I think Jess should wear a SNUGGIE to tonight's play!!!!!!!!!!

more later - am bored to stupefaction :mellow:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Perhaps in the cupbard wif the lil people. Either place I'm thinkin' you're sleepin' standing up.

True dat (the cupboard under the stairs IS darker)

In the past, steriods make him hyper so instead of being confined with a low-energy sick kid, I'll be confined with a Bing-Bing-Bing!!! Ricochet Rabbit!!!

I prefer low energy meself ;)

got NO silly :(

except that - I think Jess should wear a SNUGGIE to tonight's play!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect!!!!!!!! :lol:

Worthless blathering with NO silly.....why Pseuzhee!!!....t'is MOI not you!!!!

Ok, whilst on the subject of blathering, MUST tell you, my eldest son managed to get tickets for Michael Jackson concert in London!!! (rarer than Hen's teef I can tell yer! :lol: ).....but he doesn't want his Mummy to go with him <_<

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....and what in hells happened to Facebook????....it's ALL changed :( <help me!...I am askeert! :unsure: >

elye Community Regular
Hey, M, check out da 'book. The Ripper has a new friend. :)

HEY!! What's my kid doin', stealin' my friends?? :lol:

Sooozie! At least you can sneak on here at your job.......perhaps you don't even need to sneak.. . .. :lol: . . . . canna do that in my job. "Excuse me for a minute....just go over those vocabulary words whilst I take care of something on the receptionist computer"...... .

:rolleyes:

Smackl's on a steroid!. . ..... .... ..bing bing bing. . ... ...hopefully he will respond right away, and it'll be a short course. . . ..... . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
Smackl's on a steroid!. . ..... .... ..bing bing bing. . ... ...hopefully he will respond right away, and it'll be a short course. . . ..... . ..

Seven days . . . :huh: . . . perhaps I should check in with the doc and find out if he has to finish it off or if he starts doing much better, we can stop :hopefulface:

Jess wearin' a Snuggie to the theatah :lol::lol: . . . don't forget, you get a free booklight with that . . . with which you can read yer programme once the lights are out!!

psawyer Proficient
HEY!! What's my kid doin', stealin' my friends?? :lol:

Imagine that. The one I'll bet he's most excited about is someone who is on my friends list, but not yours. ;)

elye Community Regular
Imagine that. The one I'll bet he's most excited about is someone who is on my friends list, but not yours. ;)

What?? ... . . ...... . . .. . ..... :huh::huh: .. .. . . ....must go interrogate this young man. . . ..... . ..

OH! I think I might know whom you are talking about!!

Must go see. . . . . . ...:excitedface:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Well sills, it's turned into a Man Cave here this afternoon :blink:

six men are crammed into the wee office with Weezee and me........

so - smackl's on steroids? ZOIGS - - WORST thing for me, I can tell you that.... :huh:

ghianknit, DO try him on a short run, see how things go, that is what I do for me poison oak - just take half the amount of days, tapering accordingly.

What has happened to Facebook? must check....Facebook depresses me very much :( can't go there too often any more......

Em - running to the receptionist's desk to check on Silly Talk :lol:

back to painting initials on radio holders with nail polish :blink:

Jess!!! what in hell is that thing yer buildin' for the grant? A MAN HEAD EFFIGY????? :lol: perfect

Jestgar Rising Star

Gads. Boss is annoying again. Hate when that happens. How can I possibly provide all that data he wants when I'm trying to keep up with what goes on here?

I suppose, like Em, I should take advantage of the slow days.

:poutyface:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

When I was little my Dad called me Winkybean. When I hit the teens, we went together to see the first episode of Star Wars, and around the same time he started calling me Bunnie (long story) so he started calling me Bunnie-One Kenobe. That's where my handle comes from. He called my sister Ginka. Still don't know what that was about.....

elye Community Regular
Gads. Boss is annoying again. Hate when that happens. How can I possibly provide all that data he wants when I'm trying to keep up with what goes on here?

I know, I know. . . . . .. ..the very nerve. Like, I have to see what my psilly pfamily is doing. Excuse me, Mr. Boss Man -- please get these papers off my desk.. .. . ... .. .

:huh::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Work, schmerk :lol: I do what I want in the office, and my boss knows it. I only work on the days I feel like it. :lol: True fact. Alas, since I am STILL receiving the intern pay, he can't say much about it <_<

Um, Jess, are ya wearin' a snuggie tonight?

well......am hungry.......must forage.........

forgot everythign else I'd quoted earlier today.........too stricken with.....with.....blank-ness of spirit to go back and read it all and quote it again

:huh:

sorry for being such a bad silly :mellow:

elye Community Regular
sorry for being such a bad silly :mellow:

We's just waitin' fer you to get silly again, Psilly..... .. ..... ....! :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Work, schmerk :lol: I do what I want in the office, and my boss knows it. I only work on the days I feel like it. :lol: True fact. Alas, since I am STILL receiving the intern pay, he can't say much about it <_<

Um, Jess, are ya wearin' a snuggie tonight?

Sadly, I do not own a snuggie. And, since I'll be up about 4 hours past my bedtime, AND, since I was awakened in the middle of the night last night by a cat fight, had I a snuggie, I'm certain I would nap my way through the entire play, complete with snrk sounds and much fidgeting (how do you spell that? :huh:). So all in all, less comfy in the dress shoes, but will probably be better company.

HAH. Just committed the boss to going over the data with me tomorrow. If I have to suffer, by gum, he's gonna suffer.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Jess said BY GUM :lol:

and - really, she SHOULD be wearing a Snuggie tonight, it all sounds so exhaustingly stressful

Things Soozle Would Not See, for $500 Alex:

Jersey Boys (they play it in hell, on a reel, ALL DAY LONG) :huh:

Hello Dolly (saw the movie in the theatre wif me parents in about, 4th grade? methinks? THAT WAS ENOUGH

Michael Jackson :lol: :lol: :lol:

have had a glass of wine......am feeling about.......10 percent silly, still not enough :(

Where are Jools......Ptaum.......I miss them ♥ Miss Judy and Laura also ♥

We're about due for a Llama Lady check-in :lol:

Did Padt check in today? is she madly packing?

anyone heard from Lisa today? thinking of her and family..........

Love all me sills :wub: even when I gots no sill

The Ripper friends w/ Poeter on facebook!!!!!!!!!! LOVE THAT :lol: It's a stealth maneuver, ya know ;)

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