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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

Hey me sillies!! :D

:lol: by gum :lol: haven't heard that one in years!

Me youngin is now a phull phledged homeowner....signed his life away this afternoon :P Just got home and where did I head phirst????? :lol:

Psillieville=the poifect place to unwind :wub:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Did Padt check in today? is she madly packing?

Read as Parking Mad . . . :lol:

Um, Susie??? . . . I'm sorry girlfriend, but yer post was much more than 10% silly . . . you underestimate yerself!!

Padt, congratulations on yer son's house . . . does that make it yer grandhouse?

elye Community Regular

Gooooood Morning, Psills!

Joooodeeeee's outta the Orange! YAY....! :lol:

Pahteigh's wee boy has himselph a big, new house! :) Have we heard any details? Cannot recall.....is it a two-story? Brick? Bedroom number?

The Ripper friends w/ Poeter on facebook!!!!!!!!!! LOVE THAT :lol: It's a stealth maneuver, ya know ;)

Yep.....Jack communicates wif MY friends more engagingly than I do....'tis quite maddening. POeter, get ready - - you will soon be hearing about The Ripper's ponderings on health care, why one cannot find Trident cinnamon gum anymore, the best way to feed tarantulas. . . . . . .

:rolleyes:

:lol:

Carry on, Gang!

Jestgar Rising Star

YAWN!!

I am so tired. Got to bed at midnight...and here I am.....5 hours later.....swilling coffee and hoping for some sensibility from caffeine.

It was very fun. Bright colors. Music. Dancing.

My date ditched me halfway through so he could catch an earlier ferry, which was good, since we'd pretty much run out of things to say by the end of intermission.

When I got on the boat to come home I saw some bizarre chick in a huge feather boa and a tiara. As I walked passed I realized it was a friend of mine and her hubby that were coming back from a show. Much of the conversation consisted of telling each other how tired we were. :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
YAWN!!

I am so tired. Got to bed at midnight...and here I am.....5 hours later.....swilling coffee and hoping for some sensibility from caffeine.

It was very fun. Bright colors. Music. Dancing.

My date ditched me halfway through so he could catch an earlier ferry, which was good, since we'd pretty much run out of things to say by the end of intermission.

When I got on the boat to come home I saw some bizarre chick in a huge feather boa and a tiara. As I walked passed I realized it was a friend of mine and her hubby that were coming back from a show. Much of the conversation consisted of telling each other how tired we were. :P

morning me sillies

jess your whole post just cracked me up

glad you enjoyed the show at least.

patti.........glad your helping matt today

not feeling that 'cherpy' today

blaug. ........uck........... :ph34r: need some 'feeling good juices today'

well we'll just push on through the day.

carry on me buddy's

Judy

elye Community Regular
.......... :ph34r: need some 'feeling good juices today'

.....But NONE in orange jugs. . . . . . ...!!

;):lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

My favorite song from last night:


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Me youngin is now a phull phledged homeowner....signed his life away this afternoon :P Just got home and where did I head phirst????? :lol:

Psillieville=the poifect place to unwind :wub:

Yes, unwind indeed :wub:

and yer son's a homeowner!!!!!!!!!! yippeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY GAWS SILLS - - :o:o do you realize taht in less than 25 pages we have 2000 pages????????? OMG - bet no one will post for......days avoiding that reign *snort*

<wussies - I'd do it but am askeert you'd all try and run me off again> :lol:

My favorite song from last night:

:blink: OMG - now see, why, WHY do they just have to start singing nonsensically and marching in place when......they could just SAY all of that in a matter of 30 or 60 seconds, without ruining the cadence of the stupid play?

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
:blink: OMG - now see, why, WHY do they just have to start singing nonsensically and marching in place when......they could just SAY all of that in a matter of 30 or 60 seconds, without ruining the cadence of the stupid play?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't know why I find this completely hysterical. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

But Susie, it really does happen in real life...

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HI Peeps !!!

PAdT!!!!!!

Good luck to your boy in his new (bachelor?) pad!! :D

But Susie, it really does happen in real life...

:lol: Yep, happens ALL the time here ;) (usually Mamma Mia based)

Something that has happened to us ALL at one time or another.........the forumless abyss :o *shudder*

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol::lol: Mountainclimbing crooners and the Forumless Abyss. . .. . . .....

.....Now THAT has a nice, lilting cadence to it. . . ... . .

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Jess's quote: (can't quote at work, ya know :angry:)

I don't know why I find this completely hysterical. :lol: :lol: :lol:

See, now you get the pure absurdity of it all, don't you? *snort* :lol: :lol: I KNEW IT!!!!!!! I KNEW you'd see my way! :lol:

can't watch other videos yet - -

got nowt - am FULLY torturing my boss and.........he just called me a beeoch :lol:

lots of unprofessional discrimination, verbal sparring, and improper working relationships here and....I love it :lol:

got partial silly back, Sills

:wub:

elye Community Regular
can't watch other videos yet - -

got nowt - am FULLY torturing my boss and.........he just called me a beeoch :lol:

lots of unprofessional discrimination, verbal sparring, and improper working relationships here and....I love it

Sooooozie! I want to be in your job!! Wif your boss!! Wow... .. things are so.....staid.. . . . .....professional. . . ..... . . ordinary........in my places of work. I want one o' MY bosses to call me a beeotch! :lol:

Um...well.......it would be une connasse at the French Embassy.......uno arpia in Spanish. . . .... ...

Sounds so much nicer, doesn't it? I am uno arpia. . .. . ... :huh::lol:B)

Jestgar Rising Star

I just bought another musical :ph34r:

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a scene:

curlyfries Contributor

MORNIN PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!

What?.......Nobody else up, yet? :P

Just had to poop in and get me psillie fix.

Going back to Wednesday's conversation......

My Mom always called me Prissy.......or Lisa Dawn when I was in trouble, which was practically never :rolleyes:

My brother was Monster........and when his hyperactivity was getting on her nerves, she'd say, "Why don't you go outside and chase cars?"

We're finding silly where we can, here. Many of Nathan's tests for tick-borne diseases won't have results in for 4-6 weeks, so they've put him on some meds for them now, just in case. The anti-fungul is giving him hallucinations.........quite entertaining.

We had Russian doll heads dancing around the room :lol:

A good friend of Nathan's flew down for a visit.......I don't think a serious sentence ever comes out of her mouth.......it's been good for all of us.

Carry on with the psillie, friends! I have been pooping in from time to time, and I don't want to see un-silly psillies <_< <_<

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Leeeeesargh!

So great to hear somefin' from you! :):) You sound really good... . . .. ..I sit in awed admiration of you all. Nathan's hallucinations can offer some comic relief, as my dad's did when he was so ill. There were a couple that were somewhat arresting, like the two times he saw his mother at the end of his bed, once alone and once with his brother who died last winter....Nan was emphatically telling him to get the hell outta the bed and be better.

. . ..... .. dunno about that one. . . .. . :unsure::huh:

Sounds very much like something she would say. . . .. ..... :)

Anyways, that's what he did. . . ..

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Lisa

so good to hear from you and a 'upbeat' post to boot.

happy one of Nat's friends could come down.

hope only good news comes your way.

Em.....loved your post

happy Sat everyone

Judy

Darn210 Enthusiast
My brother was Monster........and when his hyperactivity was getting on her nerves, she'd say, "Why don't you go outside and chase cars?"

Might have to use this one whilst Smackl is on the steriod . . . ummmm . . . he's feeling MUCH better . . . got his energy back . . . and more.

and I don't want to see un-silly psillies <_< <_<

Oh!!! . . . Look who thinks she's queen!!!

So glad you pooped in Lisa!!! . . . Hope they get to the bottom of this quickly and get Nathan back to form quick . . . perhaps he needs a steriod?? . . . or a visit from Em's Nan??:P (But seriously . . . I'll keep prayin')

Jestgar Rising Star

Where is everyone?? :unsure:

I'm running out of stories.....less'see

Date with other's hubby......check

Boa'd tiara lady......check

Rats.....check

Bats......check.....I think?

Did I tell you my roomies gone for three months? It's sooo nice to have my house to myself, although the cats clearly miss the added attention.

OK, I'll pose some questions for y'all. Not silly, but not serious either.

My friend's husband got laid off several months ago and still hasn't found a job. D'ta think I should/could ask if I can hire him to do stuff around my house? I got lots of stuff on my to-do list....

Question 2. I don't look as old as I am. Last week someone made a comment something like "I'm probably twice your age", when she's maybe 15-20 years older. I just laughed. What do you say in those situations; "No, I'm a lot older than you think I am"? "You don't look 90 to me"?

elye Community Regular
Date with other's hubby......check

Boa'd tiara lady......check

Rats.....check

Bats......check.....I think?

BATS? We dinna hear about these, Jess. . . ... ....ya got bats in yer belfrey?

My friend's husband got laid off several months ago and still hasn't found a job. D'ta think I should/could ask if I can hire him to do stuff around my house? I got lots of stuff on my to-do list....

Well.. . ... .... . . . ..this depends.

How big are his thumbs? Get back to me when you know.

:lol:

Question 2. I don't look as old as I am. Last week someone made a comment something like "I'm probably twice your age", when she's maybe 15-20 years older. I just laughed. What do you say in those situations; "No, I'm a lot older than you think I am"? "You don't look 90 to me"?

Hmm.... . . . . 'tis a great compliment. Unless she is simply a whole helluva lot older than she looks. . . .....then things'd be evening out. . .. ... ... :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Good questions for us, Jess. The Ripper posed this one to me this morning:

Why do superheroes all wear tights?

:huh:

A good one. . . . ....just dunno...

Jestgar Rising Star
Good questions for us, Jess. The Ripper posed this one to me this morning:

Why do superheroes all wear tights?

:huh:

A good one. . . . ....just dunno...

Cuz....it's cold when you're flying through the air?

And aren't the women more naked?

Jestgar Rising Star

As a complete non-sequitur, it's common to name your freezers in science, and ours are named after superheroes. Catwoman, Wonder Woman, etc. The double freezer is Batman and Robin, two entities, yet joined together. I forget why they didn't get named The Wonder Twins, but there was a discussion about it.

My freezer got named The Punisher.... :blink::unsure:

elye Community Regular
As a complete non-sequitur, it's common to name your freezers in science, and ours are named after superheroes. Catwoman, Wonder Woman, etc. The double freezer is Batman and Robin, two entities, yet joined together. I forget why they didn't get named The Wonder Twins, but there was a discussion about it.

My freezer got named The Punisher.... :blink::unsure:

I quite like this. I think I am going to give MY chest freezer a name... . . . ..

Robert?

Glynnis?

:lol::huh::lol:

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