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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Ha! This is exactly why I love squirrels :lol:

I was gong to make a snarky comment aboutyour typing skills being abuilt in breathalyzer, butthen I saw mine own typos <_<

Hee!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: butt-hen!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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Guess it's just a seattle thing

Open Original Shared Link

It comes in flavors. No sugar, just friut easences (ok that sounds really northwest, but it is good).

Mimi - you just tell those toadfaces at PS to kiss your twine. You got better things to do.

no wait. this is the right kind Open Original Shared Link

its fizzy, great with wine

crap again.

the fizzy kind. sparkling or watever

Maybe one day hotty mike can show you his tapegun ;) Go Big Brown!!!!

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: butt-hen!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

CRACKING UP :lol:

**giggle**

**chuckle**

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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CRACKING UP :lol:

**giggle**

**chuckle**

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: totally sniggling!!

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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What??? You've never heard of a butt hen? It's a new breed of chicken. It's male counterpart is the tush cock.

:o

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I want me some Talking Rain :D

Butt-hen :lol: You got any o'those out there in the coop, Jess?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I want me some Talking Rain :D

Butt-hen :lol: You got any o'those out there in the coop, Jess?

I believe that would be my type of boss, but in femaloe form

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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"femaloe" :lol::P <snort>

The rain is really talkin to ya now.....saying have a wee bit more wine :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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"femaloe" :lol::P <snort>

The rain is really talkin to ya now.....saying have a wee bit more wine :lol:

I think the fuxxy part rely send se the improtant stuff to your brani,

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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beting a little leass out of this gala cuz i manged to duno[t the first par to down my shirt. perhaps I've jsa enouhg...

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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I think the fuxxy part rely send se the improtant stuff to your brani,

beting a little leass out of this gala cuz i manged to duno[t the first par to down my shirt. perhaps I've jsa enouhg...

?????? :huh::blink::unsure:

fuxxy?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yes dear, I think you've had jsa bout enouhg :P:lol:

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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Yes dear, I think you've had jsa bout enouhg :P:lol:

clucking chuckling :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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?????? :huh::blink::unsure:

fuxxy?

fizzy? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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fcan't stop giggleing. last time oi fid this I remember thing my responses were perfecttky reasonable, maybe thjust a little off nbut whe nI rearead them the next day they were hilarious, now i'm teadingthiese and already thinkoing theyre ridivculous.

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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fcan't stop giggleing. last time oi fid this I remember thing my responses were perfecttky reasonable, maybe thjust a little off nbut whe nI rearead them the next day they were hilarious, now i'm teadingthiese and already thinkoing theyre ridivculous.

Don't be ridivculous. Your responses are perfecttky reasonable.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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New phavorite word--"ridivculous"

Has kind of a ring to it, doncha think? :P

Oh yeah--this is going to be much phunnier in the morning. :D

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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Poor Jess. Can't hold her rain wine liquor.

You know, Jess, your face might stay that way *giggle*

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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and i've just decifed that MAsx rthe cat needs a more dramatic name. So I"Ve decide tho xhange is h name to MAXX. Much better. don't your thing?

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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and i've just decifed that MAsx rthe cat needs a more dramatic name. So I"Ve decide tho xhange is h name to MAXX. Much better. don't your thing?

Yes, Maxx is much more masculine. Didnae know you could xhange names. Do you need a receipt for that? I DO thing!

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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Hey everyone, I'm curious...what do you spend on groceries a week? It seems to me our food is tres expensive here.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hey everyone, I'm curious...what do you spend on groceries a week? It seems to me our food is tres expensive here.

for one person maybe 60$ a week and 1$%0 at costcot. I dont't eat any subs, just food and mrs mays bars

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oh yes....MAXX is much stronger. Very masculine.

Although I can just see the poor kitty tomorrow morning....mommy!! :o you did WHAT whilst you were drinking rain????

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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Oh yes....MAXX is much stronger. Very masculine.

Although I can just see the poor kitty tomorrow morning....mommy!! :o you did WHAT whilst you were drinking rain????

Well at least she didn't change it to Maxine.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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must go to bed

or pee

one of these seems bety imprttant right now

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