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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Em, you are a smart girl, you should be able to figure it out. I know it is a bit subtle, but it is not that subtle. :huh:

Is it because of the "s" at the end?

what Patti said. Try it.

AssholeS.. . ...... :unsure: .. . .. ..

AssholeS . .. .. . ........ . ....

jerkS. .. .........


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elye Community Regular

:huh:

:huh:

:lol::lol:

Now ONE of 'em changed. . .......how come? The magic c.com instant editor is perhaps weaning me into the fray, allowing it gradually, a few bad words at a time. . .......

:rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

jerkS. ........

jerks. ......... .. .

jerkS... . . . ...

:unsure:

ranger Enthusiast

RAAAAAceyshell,

Got to say sorry for the mistake. Sometimes (like all the time) a big mouth coupled with a complete lack of synoptic activity is a recipe for dis asster. You were quoting Tif and my mind went were it usually is. Kinda gone.

Hmmmm. Suzana Summers, Hof. Or a Majestic Burundian. Ain't got no thighs, never laid on the floor drunk eating a cb like a pig (least not that my dd caught on film), so I must be a Majestic Burundian, leading my loyal twa folowers into the homes of America to open dryer doors and steel others undies(menses or womanses, I'm an equal opportunity poivoit)! Not to mention making peeps in said houses think thave gone berserk. What fun I have!

God, I'm cold. It was 35 when I got up and we don't have the funace on yet. And, I sleep with an open window. All winter -just not used to it yet. Going to rst some taters, just to have an excuse to turn the oven on and warm up!

Later

Your Majestic Burundian Captor, Sister of a Raptor.

BTW - Me want Charles

psawyer Proficient

Em, the reason is because the size tags break up the word, and separate the "S".

Watch this: Asshole. Guess how I did that?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Em, the reason is because the size tags break up the word, and separate the "S".

Watch this: Asshole. Guess how I did that?

My turn.....

Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

What fun!!!!

<we are SO gonna get busted :unsure: >

jerseyangel Proficient
Watch this: Asshole. Guess how I did that?

Obviously another tricky Oracle maneuver........


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jerseyangel Proficient
<we are SO gonna get busted :unsure: >

Skaught is gonna wash our moufs out wif soap :lol:

elye Community Regular
Em, the reason is because the size tags break up the word, and separate the "S".

HA!

Hey. . . . ..... .what about adding coloUr? Do coloUrful ASSHOLES cause an "S" separation? .. ..... . ..

ASSHOLES. . .....

Assholes . ... . . .....

:huh:

:lol:

Dear gawd. . . ..small things amuse small minds, methinks. . . ......

Watch this: jerk. Guess how I did that?

HEY! :huh::unsure: . . . ..Oracle POeter, dancing around the C.com settings..... . . .

elye Community Regular

HEY!!! POeter's "a$$hole" changed to "jerks" in my quote! :huh::huh:

Whoa. . . .......sumfin' weird. . . .. .........

jerseyangel Proficient
HEY!!! POeter's "a$$hole" changed to "jerks" in my quote! :huh::huh:

Whoa. . . .......sumfin' weird. . . .. .........

:unsure::blink::unsure:

WIH? :huh:

ranger Enthusiast

Peoter probably typed in the word jerk just to screw wit ya.

ranger Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::ph34r:
nikki-uk Enthusiast
HEY!!! POeter's "a$$hole" changed to "jerks" in my quote! :huh::huh:

Whoa. . . .......sumfin' weird. . . .. .........

Skauwght's messing wiv yer mind Em!! :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::ph34r:

Hearty larph with a tad of guilt?? ;)

Mtndog Collaborator

Happy October! (insert jack o'lantern emoticon)

ranger Susan kicking arse and taking names- reading, thinking about getting a dog and quitting smoking!

Charles barkless :wub: :wub: :wub:

Pieter has psilent psilliac :P

AssholeS.. . ...... :unsure: .. . .. ..

AssholeS . .. .. . ........ . ....

jerkS. .. .........

:lol: I sense Skaught coming with the soap!!!!!!!

My turn

poop

s$#&s

s$#&ter :ph34r: :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
:ph34r:
ranger Enthusiast

Octoberfest 1, 2010. I pass out for a short one. I am sitting in my house, glaring at John, thinking about getting a dog, and maybe read sumptin. I look at the calender. I realize........

IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR AND 4 DAYS CINSE I SMOKED! :o:o

Then, I came two. I am sitting in my house, glaring at John, thinking about getting a dog, and maybe read sumptin. I realize.......

IT"S BEEN 4 DAYS CINSE I SMOKED! :lol::lol:

What did the canonble say to the comedian? YOU TASTE FUNNY TO ME! :unsure:

Except for my ruthless rumour-mongering, I feel good. Goin to watch some BT. Hope yall have a good night.

Slooz O'Leary.

I should put that damn cow away, but FF is coming on.

elye Community Regular
My turn

poop

s$#&s

s$#&ter :ph34r::ph34r:

:lol:

Now, let's see whot happens with THIS quoted text of Bevel's. . . .......is sumfin' gonna change now that it is in MY post?

Gawd.. . . . Skaought's messin' with me .. . ........ :unsure:

So, this must mean that, on this forum, I can type. . . . . . ...... ...

poopAKE MUSHROOM ... . . .. ....

:unsure::unsure:

:lol:

I should put that damn cow away, but FF is coming on.

Um.. . . . . Sleezioh. . . ........ .. do you have a cow in yer house? If so, let her watch FF with you. Sounds like yer DH simply sits and stares blankly at you - - bovine company may be quite appealing. . . .... . .

elye Community Regular

HEY! How come Bevel can type SHITS, but I cannot type SHITAKE? :huh::unsure:

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Oh, so now it worked!. .. .HEY!.... . Stop messin' wif me! My braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn . . .. .... . . ...

:wacko:

:lol:

psawyer Proficient

In your first posting of the word, the first four letters of s$#&ake were wrapped in tags, causing it to appear to the filter as a separate word.

Of Carlin's Seven Words, five are translated, but only if the filter identifies them as separate words. One of them becomes "bad person." :o

Jestgar Rising Star
Of Carlin's Seven Words, five are translated, but only if the filter identifies them as separate words. One of them becomes "bad person." :o

poop

piss

poop

jerk

bad person

jerk

Jestgar Rising Star
poop

piss

poop

jerk

bad person

jerk

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient
So, this must mean that, on this forum, I can type. . . . . . ...... ...

poopAKE MUSHROOM ... . . .. ....

Not if I 'ave anything to say about it, which I obviously don't :lol:

Been gone all day, but sounds like a kindergarten class whose teacher has totally lost control, and the kids are having a blast :P:lol: :lol: :lol: As someone unaccustomed to the art of cussin' someone out, I is not used to this kind of langwidge but would appreciate you leavin' poop mushrooms outta it, if you don't mind :rolleyes:

/Assholes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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