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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Hmmm... . .seventies....seventies...........like, WAY before my time.. . ... .. . . .....<_<:rolleyes:

This will have to be close enough - - very early eighties... .. . ......my fave.. . . . ..

You're old enough some people say

To read the signs and walk away.

It's only time that heals the pain

And makes the sun come out again... . . .......

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I've always felt that the lyrics to this song are utterly appropriate to the sillies:

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino

A mosquito, my libido

Yeah, hey, yay

So I grew up in the nineties.....

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Bodacious Bunnie- I will always love that song! I was so into grunge. Eddie Vedder :wub: :wub: :wub:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Bodacious Bunnie- I will always love that song! I was so into grunge. Eddie Vedder :wub: :wub: :wub:

I'm not alone!!! Isn't he beautiful?

elye Community Regular
elye
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A mulatto, an albino

A mosquito, my libido

Yeah, hey, yay

This SO describes life here in the Ville.. . . ..... It is now our anthem... :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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You're SERIOUS, aren't you? WOW- now I have a whole new pic in my head when you say you're going dancing- those dancing genes of his came from somewhere! And his wife is gorgeous too!!!!!!!!! WOW again!

Yup! His older sister started dancing first. They both attended a school of the arts in HS. She went a different direction after HS. He was recruited by a ballet company his Junior year.

He and his wife have performed all over the world.

The wedding was a few years ago in NY. There were fireworks at the reception.

And let me just say........ballet dancers can NOT get down and boogie! :blink::ph34r::lol:

Sunshiiiine.....on my shoulderrrr....makes me happyyyy

Sunshiiiine.....in my eyyyyes......can ...make...me cryyyy

Sunshiiiine.....on the waaaterrr....looks so looooovelyy

Sunshiiiine.....almost allllwayyys.....makes me high....♫♪♫♪

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Good morning! It looks to be a beautiful spring day. An about to go out into the "forest" with a bunch of 5th graders as they take pictyres of geometric shapes in nature.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle,

the lion sleeps tonight...

Ok...if we are lucky & the noisy kids don't scare every animal in a 3 county area... we might see a deer.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Good morning! It looks to be a beautiful spring day. An about to go out into the "forest" with a bunch of 5th graders as they take pictyres of geometric shapes in nature.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle,

the lion sleeps tonight...

Ok...if we are lucky & the noisy kids don't scare every animal in a 3 county area... we might see a deer.

Beautiful spring day my butt. New England's about to become an island! Jeez.... How do people not learn after watching all the other stupid people who've gotten their cars stuck in standing water on the news? They just keep telling themselves, oh, that barricade doesn't apply to me, or oh, that water's only a few inches deep... I have to get to Aunty Edna's with this apple pie... And then we have to spend all our freakin taxpayers money rescuing your dumb a$$es!!!!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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My theme song for this quarter (or the next 5 years?? :blink: )

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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I'm not alone!!! Isn't he beautiful?

Yup.....my sister named her cat after him! This is for you Bunnie...

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Beautiful spring day my butt. New England's about to become an island!

I know- I've had just about enough!!!!!!!!!!!!

Em- You are going to LOVE this. I was walking Sir Angus and ran into a guy with a black standard poodle named Niko (he's gorgeous) but somewhere in the conversation the words "SUBSTANDARD Poodle" slipped out and I had some 'splaining to do. :lol: :lol: :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Yup.....my sister named her cat after him! This is for you Bunnie...

Eddie+Vedder+00140061.webp

Oh, why thank you! Only thing I don't like about that picture is the red light kinda makes him look a little like CarrotTop.... Blasphemy!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Em- You are going to LOVE this. I was walking Sir Angus and ran into a guy with a black standard poodle named Niko (he's gorgeous) but somewhere in the conversation the words "SUBSTANDARD Poodle" slipped out and I had some 'splaining to do.

:lol: :lol: Well done, Bevel!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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My theme song for this quarter (or the next 5 years?? :blink: )

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LOVE that song!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Don't know why but this song has always cracked me up:

Bunnie- Eddie Vedder in NO way resembles Carrot Top :lol: but I see what you mean :ph34r:

I think my new anthem is going to be Open Original Shared Link

I'm wearing fur pajamas- those Talking Heads is just crazy!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Ok...if we are lucky & the noisy kids don't scare every animal in a 3 county area... we might see a deer.

Psssshhhh!!!!......Good luck with that! <_<

From past experience, I can tell you that you ain't gonna see squat!

Better chance of finding deer tracks. ;)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Jeez.... How do people not learn after watching all the other stupid people who've gotten their cars stuck in standing water on the news? They just keep telling themselves, oh, that barricade doesn't apply to me, or oh, that water's only a few inches deep... I have to get to Aunty Edna's with this apple pie... And then we have to spend all our freakin taxpayers money rescuing your dumb a$$es!!!!

This happens often enough here that you would think people would remember that 4 times a year, the road to work floods. Duh! :blink:

My theme song for this quarter (or the next 5 years?? :blink: )

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Definitely there are days.

Psssshhhh!!!!......Good luck with that! <_<

From past experience, I can tell you that you ain't gonna see squat!

Better chance of finding deer tracks. ;)

Even scared a turtle on a log 100 feet away, 25 feet down, accross the river. Kids had fun & behaved very well. They got great pictures to work with in the classroom.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Good morning! It looks to be a beautiful spring day. An about to go out into the "forest" with a bunch of 5th graders as they take pictyres of geometric shapes in nature.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle,

the lion sleeps tonight...

Ok...if we are lucky & the noisy kids don't scare every animal in a 3 county area... we might see a deer.

AHhhh, the ole school trip. I don't miss getting roped in on those anymore :rolleyes:

Just stay alive Karen!!! ....we will find YOU!!!

My theme song for this quarter (or the next 5 years?? :blink: )

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Mostly yes, I would prefer to be :lol:

Em- You are going to LOVE this. I was walking Sir Angus and ran into a guy with a black standard poodle named Niko (he's gorgeous) but somewhere in the conversation the words "SUBSTANDARD Poodle" slipped out and I had some 'splaining to do

Bevel spreading da word of the substandard :P

Don't know why but this song has always cracked me up:

Well now!!! I MUST confess.... always LOVED all things Morrissey and The Smiths (I have strange taste in music :huh: )....also, always had a 'thing' for Morrissey :blink: (I have strange taste in men too! :lol: )

Here's my fave song of theirs...

The lyrics are fantastic!!, and seemed to ring true in my teen angsty years...

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

But heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job

And heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life

Why do I give valuable time

To people who don't care if I live or die ?

:lol:

Even scared a turtle on a log 100 feet away, 25 feet down, accross the river. Kids had fun & behaved very well. They got great pictures to work with in the classroom.

YOU made it back Kaer-eignn!!! :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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AHhhh, the ole school trip. I don't miss getting roped in on those anymore :rolleyes:

Just stay alive Karen!!! ....we will find YOU!!!

YOU made it back Kaer-eignn!!! :D

This is not my kids field trip. I voulunteer at our school districts Wilderness Science Center. This may call into question my sanity but I don't think that is any surprise to the Psillys.

elye Community Regular
elye
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This is not my kids field trip. I voulunteer at our school districts Wilderness Science Center. This may call into question my sanity but I don't think that is any surprise to the Psillys.

:huh:

:blink:

Uh.. . . . .Hanh??.. . . . ...Wait, now... . ........you go on these outdoor field trips, with screaming little hellions, as a volunteer - - and none of them are your own kids??

You just do this.. . . . ...because?. . . .....

OMG, Kherrrighne, what in hell is the matter with you??

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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:huh:

:blink:

Uh.. . . . .Hanh??.. . . . ...Wait, now... . ........you go on these outdoor field trips, with screaming little hellions, as a volunteer - - and none of them are your own kids??

You just do this.. . . . ...because?. . . .....

OMG, Kherrrighne, what in hell is the matter with you??

:lol:

I do it to help kids learn to appreciate the enviroment & nature. Its fun to see an 8 year old who won't get near a bug - catching them & examing them & forgetting they are supposed to be afraid. Showing 8th graders how to test for what's in the water that is going into our drinking water, etc,

Either that or the celiac disease has given me permanent brain damage.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Is just me, I'z all lonely.... guess I'll go to bed...

Wednesday's a busy day, huh?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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PINCH, PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning peeps!!!, also April Phool's day today :unsure:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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April first! Canna believe it. Where did the winter go?

Where in hell is my life going?? :unsure:

Been meaning to mention, Gnickk - -I LOVE yer av! Alzy looks like a grown MAN, now.. . .. .What happens to these young teenaged boys?? Ya feed 'em, and look what happens. . .. . .. <_<:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Howdy Peeps . . . Happy April Fools Day!!

Summary of the last couple of days:

Peeling and dicing rutabagas for three hours with 3 other misguided women (whilst drinking just a bit of wine) in an effort to provide a sample of a vegetable they have never tried to about 600 elementary school kids.

Serving above rutabagas (now roasted) to 600 ungreatful elementary school kids. I got to bring home some leftovers but I can't stand to look at them.

Vomitousness from Skeeter . . . pretty much on her biweekly schedule . . . fine and dandy today.

Hiding eggs (in plain sight) for a bunch of two year olds . . . then helping them "find" them.

Visiting me neighbor (a lovely British lady) in the hospital . . . her appendix burst - apparently the day before she finally gave in and went to the emergency room . . . Having some not so good complications, but looks like she may be (finally) turning the corner.

Working on Skeeter's Independent Study Project . . . did I mention that it's suppose to be 3 pages typed . . . did I mention she has to give a 5 to 7 minute presentation . . . did I mention she's nine . . . BAH!!!

Kids are out on Spring Break as of about 3 hours ago!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OH . . . and I forgot to mention . . . I'm waging a war on a major ant infestation. They're the small little ants. I always called them sugar ants. The exterminator called them piss-ants.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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OH . . . and I forgot to mention . . . I'm waging a war on a major ant infestation. They're the small little ants. I always called them sugar ants. The exterminator called them piss-ants.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I know that sprinkling table salt in your carpets chases fleas away, maybe there's something like that out there for ants?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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OH . . . and I forgot to mention . . . I'm waging a war on a major ant infestation. They're the small little ants. I always called them sugar ants. The exterminator called them piss-ants.

We are dealing with "random ants". That's what the High School kids are calling them. Everyone has them this year. Random ants are the 2 or 3 you see in weird places looking for food. If they find it, they go home & tell the others. This is the first year we have had really big ones in the house. When the sugar ants got bad a couple of years ago, I went outside & found where they come in. Then I followed them back to the nests. Dug up the nests & poured Dawn dishwashing soap & lots of water. Really reduced them for several years.

A thick line of Borax keeps them from crossing it but it only takes a small space in the powder line & they can get in.

Borax & Dawn are safe for the enviroment.

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