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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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BAHHHH!!!!!!!!! busted by the emoticon police then.....

The bank have phoned me today to tell me that hubby\\\'s card has been \\\'cloned\\\' (very sci-fi) and that a person in India has very kindly taken it upon themselves to spend ALL our cash (and then some)

Either that or Terry has a secret double life in Mumbai :unsure: (he does look very tanned :blink: )

<_<<_<

Doggy thoughts were excellent :lol:

Um..........is it the \\\'roids? I thought they were supposed to make you HYPER and have energy (that\\\'s what happened the only other time I took them, and I got manic :huh: )

Yeah - they did with hubby but I think it depends how high your dose is.

Has the swelling gone down??? :unsure: (said the actress to the bishop)

:lol: Hemorrhoids - the mojo killer, to be sure. Had them once........... egregiously (h)anus.

OMG!!!!!!

Egregious!!!!

(having 3 children the old fashioned way will do that to a gal :rolleyes: )

TMI???? :lol:

Someone else who needs Gravol!

GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Give it to ME!!!!!!

I am the worlds worst traveller (it\\\'s got slightly better with age) but OMG!!, my worst mode of transport BY FAR is on a boat.

Dear god!! ...many, many boat trips were had where I thought I was going TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have NEVER seen anyone be soooooo ill (heinousity :angry: )

There was one particular ferry to France on a choppy sea that I for one shall NEVER forget :rolleyes:

A young man was considering marriage and was talking with his girl friend\\\'s father about it.

He says, \\\"I\\\'m in love with your daughter, and want to ask for her hand in marriage.\\\"

Her father says, \\\"I feel that I must tell you that my daughter has acute angina.\\\"

He says, \\\"Oh good, \\\'cuz she has no tits at all!\\\" :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Love the way our Oracle leader just drops that HILARIOUSLY phunny joke in there ;)

Patti!!!

So pleased about your ballcock

Every girl deserves a new shiny one :D

What's a twinkie?? :unsure: ....and do we HAVE to wear rubber gloves???

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Hi Sillies!

I am at my moms house, we are celebrating Mothrs Day......and we just finished eating....I am soo stuffed!!!! More later BYe

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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What's a twinkie?? :unsure: ....and do we HAVE to wear rubber gloves???

It's a snack cake made by Hostess, I believe. Not sure what they're made of, but undoubtedly poison to celiac's :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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He says, "Oh good, 'cuz she has no tits at all!" :ph34r:

:lol: Peter!

Busy day today - - The Ripper's first baseball game of the season this morning, then out to see you-know-who this afternoon! Stay tuned.....

Sounds exciting on both counts! Can't wait to hear all about it. :D

Considering where I work, surely you don't think I scare easily :P I have a feeling I'll feel right at home!!!! Sooo.... If this is my big day....do I get a party....or 100 Twinkies shoved down my throat?

Think fluids, Lisa ;)

The bank have phoned me today to tell me that hubby\\\'s card has been \\\'cloned\\\' (very sci-fi) and that a person in India has very kindly taken it upon themselves to spend ALL our cash (and then some)

Either that or Terry has a secret double life in Mumbai :unsure: (he does look very tanned :blink: )

OMGawd Nikki--thats horrible :angry::(

A number of years ago, Mark was the victim of identity theft. Someone got access to his personal information and opened an account in his name and proceeded to spend 10 grand in one day in the NYC area.

Lucky for us, the bank (who he at one time did have an account with) noticed the address they gave and the spending and alerted Mark.

Good luck sorting it all out :)

Heinous thieves :angry:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
It's a snack cake made by Hostess, I believe. Not sure what they're made of, but undoubtedly poison to celiac's :D

Pretty sure these are poison to everyone

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

What the heck is going on!! How are we ever going to catch up to the OMG thread if you guys insist on spending the weekend with your families or outside!?!? Where's your dedication to the cause? C'mon! The kids'll be around for years, they can wait.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
:

Think fluids, Lisa ;)

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I almost never drink! It wouldn't take much to do me in :rolleyes:

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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OMGawd Nikki--thats horrible :angry::(

A number of years ago, Mark was the victim of identity theft. Someone got access to his personal information and opened an account in his name and proceeded to spend 10 grand in one day in the NYC area.

Lucky for us, the bank (who he at one time did have an account with) noticed the address they gave and the spending and alerted Mark.

Good luck sorting it all out :)

Heinous thieves :angry:

Thanks Patti - we are going to the bank Monday :rolleyes:

....the bank better cover it !!! :angry:

...but the most heinous thing of all????

Because it's a joint account the bank have cancelled my card and I won't get a new one for 5 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

Wot no shopping?????....what's a girl TO DO??????????? :(

Pretty sure these are poison to everyone

Are they biscuitty?? (cookie like) cake like??? ...I NEED TO KNOW!!!! :lol:

Emily has a SUPERB ginger cat!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Dear gaaaaawd, I found the twinkie Open Original Shared Link - just look at the ingredients!!!!!!!

It'll surely kill ya :o (but looks bloomin' scrumptious!! :lol: )

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Are they biscuitty?? (cookie like) cake like??? ...I NEED TO KNOW!!!! :lol:

They are spongy I guess---the closest thing to it would probably be angel food cake, with a fluffy white filling. To describe it, it doesn't sound that exciting, but some people are addicted to those things :rolleyes: It's like one of those warm fuzzies from childhood memories. :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
---the closest thing to it would probably be angel food cake,

....with more air :P

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Gnich, twinkies barely have the texture of food. Like a cross betw sponge cake & cotton candy. And creamy artificial filling in every bite.

So naturally, we loved 'em!

Vvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrry squishy too - just keep pushing and one bite is the ONly bite.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
....with more air :P

Air?? :unsure:

I don't NEED air in me cake!!!!!!!!!! :huh::lol:

Gnich, twinkies barely have the texture of food. Like a cross betw sponge cake & cotton candy. And creamy artificial filling in every bite.

So naturally, we loved 'em!

Vvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrry squishy too - just keep pushing and one bite is the ONly bite.

Oh bloody YUM!!!! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
They are spongy I guess---the closest thing to it would probably be angel food cake, with a fluffy white filling. To describe it, it doesn't sound that exciting, but some people are addicted to those things :rolleyes: It's like one of those warm fuzzies from childhood memories. :D

. . . and if you happen to find one that was misplaced during your childhood . . . it's still good . . . they never go bad!!

I was a fan of DingDongs myself. Yet when I've had them as an adult (last time, two years ago) I've always been dissappointed. Don't know if they changed it or if my palate has matured . . . would be the only thing that has matured.

Where's Emily??? We need some doggie details!!! I think just leave the name Chelsie for a while . . . it will evolve into something else naturally . . . always does. Chelsie to Elsie to Ellie to Ellie Belly to Belly Dog. OK, just call her BellyDog.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

JellyBelly

Belly

Belle

Bella (To go with Gustavo)

Let's Play

NAME THAT DOG!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
I was a fan of DingDongs myself. Yet when I've had them as an adult (last time, two years ago) I've always been dissappointed. Don't know if they changed it or if my palate has matured . . . would be the only thing that has matured.

Yeah, those were my fav. And let's not forget about Moon Pies :P

(We're going to have Nikki googling like crazy :blink::lol::lol:)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Yeah, those were my fav. And let's not forget about Moon Pies :P

(We're going to have Nikki googling like crazy :blink::lol::lol:)

What is a moon pie??

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Ah, this is why I don't know

MoonPies are sold across the South...
curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
What is a moon pie??

Well, let's see.....A big blob of marshmallow cream squished between two large flat vanilla cookies, then covered in a chocolate or banana or vanilla coating. Yummmm :P Banana was my favorite!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Ah, this is why I don't know

I spent my early childhood in Florida, (that's probably where I discovered them) but they are available in Indiana, too.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
(We're going to have Nikki googling like crazy :blink::lol::lol:)

Mygawd, it is a pain being the token Brit sometimes :rolleyes:

..but Open Original Shared Link it is!!!! reminds me of a 'wagon wheel' ......did yer have them??? :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
BTW, looks like I need to have an avatar of my pets. I have a beautiful shepherd-chow mix named Zeus. Don't let the name fool you...he's the biggest wus you've ever seen. Among other things, he is scared to death of football games on TV b/c everybody gets excited and yells. As soon as he hears the pre-game commentators, he starts panting and goes into hiding :ph34r:

:lol: Zeus will fit right in with our motley crew here, bipeds and otherwise.

What the heck is going on!! How are we ever going to catch up to the OMG thread if you guys insist on spending the weekend with your families or outside!?!? Where's your dedication to the cause? C'mon! The kids'll be around for years, they can wait.

:lol: EGG-ZACTLY!

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I almost never drink! It wouldn't take much to do me in :rolleyes:

well.......sorry to burst YER bubble, Lisa......it's not much to do w/ drinking fluids.......more of an unexpected onslaught of fluids. Plumbing leak, floods, someone wetting the bed, dog peeing on the floor, lots of snot/mucous.........we always just say that you should have your tarps handy...... :unsure:

Emily has a SUPERB ginger cat!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

She does indeed. Ummm........have we heard about this cat before? I cna't remember....... :unsure:

Dear gaaaaawd, I found the twinkie Open Original Shared Link - just look at the ingredients!!!!!!!

It'll surely kill ya :o (but looks bloomin' scrumptious!! :lol: )

Yes, very artificial, which is highly desired in a childhood junk snack. :lol:

....with more air :P

air, chemicals, fluff, many many more artificial ingredients. :blink: I, too liked the DingDongs and HoHo's in childhood.......had some a few years ago and they just tasted nasty - - just PURE chemicals nad nothing good.....

Where's Emily??? We need some doggie details!!! I think just leave the name Chelsie for a while . . . it will evolve into something else naturally . . . always does. Chelsie to Elsie to Ellie to Ellie Belly to Belly Dog. OK, just call her BellyDog.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Love the evolution.........

Yes, WHERE IS THIS poodle Belly Dog??????????????????????????????

Off to walk Weezee now......'tis hot..............heinous............ :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
reminds me of a 'wagon wheel' ......did yer have them??? :D

Nope...never heard of them :blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

OMG!

There's emily and she's writin' about sumfin' - - -

do we gots a new poodle in our family????????????

:rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

.......more of an unexpected onslaught of fluids. Plumbing leak, floods, someone wetting the bed, dog peeing on the floor, lots of snot/mucous.........we always just say that you should have your tarps handy...... :unsure:

[/quote

....not on a flood plain...no little ones at home, and I don't think DH or I will be having any bed-wetting or major snot/mucous issues that we can't handle....so that brings me down to about a 40% chance of a "fluid onslaught" <_< ...I guess I can live with that :lol:

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