The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Judyin Philly]

Oh so we did a drive-by tonight and the house is precious, now since it is a corner lot, the side of the house with the 2nd floor porch faces the street. But the house next door is very close, which is not uncommon for city living. There is no garage, not even a driveway, there is a lot of parking but I would like to make a driveway so we arent parking on the street. Hopefully we can get in to see it one of these days.

A drive was is easy and is best your on a corner so there isn't another house on that side.

hope you can get in to see it.

Patti......such a funny joke.....thanks

Judy

[Green12]

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Ohhhhhhhh, test tickles........well that's something quite different

This is a fantastic idea.... . . . .let's do it. Who wants to send the first "Where are you, Nikki??" email?

Do you think she would kill us?!?!

So Em and Julie will watch the show and you can be like hey my sillie works where they were born. They did the filming for the labor day episode in either May or June. John saw them walking through the hospital.

I like the show, but sometimes the mom acts real snotty. Like loosen up a bit! The kids are so cute though!

I saw the episode where they went back to the hospital!! I should have waved at you Amanda

[blueeyedmanda]

I must announce to you Sillies--- My sister is expecting her 2nd child.

Oh and did I tell you about the Halloween party my coworker is throwing? It is a costume party and no kids either. So I am debating between these costumes

Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and John wants to be the Tin Man (My fave Movie)

John as a NY Giants Player and me as a cheerleader

We can go as a medival couple too....I love old gothic/medival dresses.

I saw these cool Ruby SLippers that huge clunky shoes and I loved them

[Judyin Philly]

I must announce to you Sillies--- My sister is expecting her 2nd child.

Oh and did I tell you about the Halloween party my coworker is throwing? It is a costume party and no kids either. So I am debating between these costumes

Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and John wants to be the Tin Man (My fave Movie)

John as a NY Giants Player and me as a cheerleader

We can go as a medival couple too....I love old gothic/medival dresses.

I saw these cool Ruby SLippers that huge clunky shoes and I loved them

Sounds like fun

we used to throw one every year.

you must take some photos

ok I might get in trouble for putting this up here for my sillies.... I STOLE IT FROM ANOTHER THREAD

BUT thought you guys who never venture out of sillyville might miss it

Open Original Shared Link

video that shows how they make the cookies.

I don't think i tolorate sourgum flour and maybe that's why these don't agree with me but they are so good. Miss my cookies.

Judy

[jerseyangel]

Omg--I saw that segment on Enjoy Life a few months ago. I love their cookies

Congrats to your sister, Amanda

A costume party--how phun!! (get it?)

[elye]

John as a NY Giants Player and me as a cheerleader

Phunny how we're all so different...... . .We would be choosing this, only I would be the football player and DH would be the cheerleader. Do it, Amanda! People won't forget it!

[Mtndog]

Test tickles :lol: Uncle Ray is gonna love it!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda- I want ruby red shoes but methinks that you should go as the tin man and John should go as Dorothy!!!!! :lol:

....and you're still beautiphul and we still love you .....now go get PICC'd and poked cause this time is the charm!

I :wub: you guys!

OH YESSSS . . . THAT must be the reason!!! . . . I have gained weight because Bev is on chronic pain medication!! . . . It all makes sense now . . . couldn't have been all the excess food that I've eaten!!!

Tee hee!

Bought $ome gluten free oat$ today that me daughter will probably turn her no$e up at (At which me daughter will up turn her no$e). I'm going to make $ome oatmeal cookie$ thi$ weekend and take tho$e oat$ for a te$t drive.

Did they co$t a lot?

How 'bout just sending another 300 emails

Yeah- that might even make her come here to whip our yeasty hedge-born puttocks!!! I say do it!!!!

Uncle Ray sent me this and apparently it is true:

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.' :lol:

[blueeyedmanda]

Bev--Good Luck tomorrow!!!!!

Sillies- am not sure what the problem is but the stomach is bothering me tonight. John used some seasonings on our beef tips and I just dont think they agreed with me at all....I am going to lie down. Bye All!

[elye]

Amanda- I want ruby red shoes but methinks that you should go as the tin man and John should go as Dorothy!!!!!

Yep, this is fer sure what we'd be doin'!

[psawyer]

Absolutely NO hurricanes or earthquakes up here......!

Hmmm. Hazel, 1954. And I don't mean Mississauga mayor-for-life Open Original Shared Link.

Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and John wants to be the Tin Man (My fave Movie)

I saw these cool Ruby Slippers that huge clunky shoes and I loved them

Ah, the wonders of Technicolor. In the original work by L. Frank Baum, "...just under the corner of the great beam the house rested on, two feet were sticking out, shod in silver shoes with pointed toes." For the movie in Technicolor, ruby slippers were substituted to highlight the rich coloUrs of the relatively new film type.

For bonus silly points: What was the Wizard's real name? He had several middle names, so I'll give credit for just the first and last.

I hope you're feeling better soon, Amanda.

[Judyin Philly]

Amanda- I want ruby red shoes but methinks that you should go as the tin man and John should go as Dorothy!!!!!

I you guys!

Uncle Ray sent me this and apparently it is true:

, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

Good luck tomorrow honey with your PICC....think of all of us standing in line there surrounding you with our love ....oke-do-kee?

Loved your joke.........

Bev--Good Luck tomorrow!!!!!

Sillies- am not sure what the problem is but the stomach is bothering me tonight.

hope you are feeling better tomorrow if not .....take the day off. yep...I'll send a dr's note

VERY QUIET ON THE SILLY SITE TONITE........

DID EVERYONE WATCH THE CLOSING CONVENTION SPEECH?

MAYBE SHOULDN'T MENTION............

NITE ALL

[curlyfries]

For bonus silly points: What was the Wizard's real name? He had several middle names, so I'll give credit for just the first and last.

Hah!!!!!!! It pays to stay up late.....and isn't google great......I can appear to be edjukated!

The answer is......Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs....OZPINHEAD!

What can I get with my bonus points??!!

[nikki-uk]

NIKKI is lost in the phorum-less abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We must send out the Mohican search party, stat!

Can you hear me???

Got new computer but NO INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!

mINUTES RUN OUT @ THE INTERNET CAFE .....so lonely here.......

[elye]

Mornin' Sillies!

Hmmm. Hazel, 1954. And I don't mean Mississauga mayor-for-life Open Original Shared Link.

Yes! So much destruction on Ward's Island, where so much of my family's history lies......

And of course, we got the very large tail end of Hurricane Jean in September of 2004, putting about two feet of water in our basement.....

So I suppose hurricanes are absolutely NOT out of the question up here........

The answer is......Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs....OZPINHEAD!

Yes, given to him by his father, a wandering politician.........

Bah! Just editing me post, as I see Nikerler's alighted!

The smoke signals are in... . . . Nik's managing....dodging out to the internet caf

[Judyin Philly]

Mornin' Sillies!

So I suppose hurricanes are absolutely NOT out of the question up here........

as I see Nikerler's alighted!

The smoke signals are in... . . . Nik's managing....dodging out to the internet caf

[jerseyangel]

Mornin' Sillies

Hee--eye bulbs! Yep--I'm groggy from staying up to watch the convention speeches, too. Can't stop yawning

Thank GAWD Nik checked in and it's her freakin' internet and not sumphin more sinister

PICC line day fer Bevvie

Hope yer feelin better today, Amanda

Nice googlin' Lisa--I had no idea he had such a name I musta watched The Wizard of Oz at least a dozen times or more through the years.

[blueeyedmanda]

Hi Everyone!

I am feeling better today, thanks! Must have slept it off. I had to come to work today or I won't get my holiday pay. I am off at 12 so only 1 1/2 more hours!!!! Yea!!!! I am not sure what I will do on my afternoon off.

It is raining here!!! finally the grass might grow green again! There is a hurricane coming....I hear gas prices are going to rise....right now we are paying 3.39. The lowest in months! Its sad when you think 3.39 is low......

How are all the other sillies doing?

Bev-thinking about you!!!!!

Work is good, I have a pretty good team here so that works well.

[jerseyangel]

Glad you're feeling better today, Amanda. It's not raining here, just kinda cloudy....sun is trying to peak out but not having too much luck.

I was doubled over last night with stomach pain/cramping. They found a hiatal hernia during my endo., and according to the sheet she gave me I think it had to be the onions I ate in my dinner. Gawd....another reason to have to limit more foods

At least this explains the hiccups and unladylike belching

[Green12]

Glad you are feeling better today Amanda

What can I get with my bonus points??!!

Good question Lisa.....

Can you hear me???

Got new computer but NO INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!

mINUTES RUN OUT @ THE INTERNET CAFE .....so lonely here.......

Nikki! Stay strong! We are coming for you!!!

So I suppose hurricanes are absolutely NOT out of the question up here........

Do you really not get any tonadoes up there? I might have to escape the tornadoes and go to Canada

Ok Canada is out....... guess I'll take me chances with the earth quakes.

Judy

DID EVERYONE WATCH THE CLOSING CONVENTION SPEECH?

Yep--I'm groggy from staying up to watch the convention speeches, too. :

Did you wave at me?!?!?

Thinking about Bev

[Green12]

I was doubled over last night with stomach pain/cramping. They found a hiatal hernia during my endo., and according to the sheet she gave me I think it had to be the onions I ate in my dinner. Gawd....another reason to have to limit more foods

At least this explains the hiccups and unladylike belching

Patti, heinous

Was it the trapped gas, coming up and out the other end....so uncomfortable.

Sometimes onions really upset my stomach too, so I have cut them out lately. We have to keep cutting stuff out, we will have nothing left to eat

[jerseyangel]

Patti, heinous

Was it the trapped gas, coming up and out the other end....so uncomfortable.

Sometimes onions really upset my stomach too, so I have cut them out lately. We have to keep cutting stuff out, we will have nothing left to eat

Yeah--lots of trapped gas is what it felt like....but really painful from right under my ribs on down Ah well, what cha gonna do??

I know your diet is so limited, too. Since I have to watch the sodium, I like to add flavor somewhere and really like onions and garlic and things like that. Jeesh....I'm sure you can relate

Were you AT the convention?? I did think about you while watching the past few nights. It was quite impressive seeing the stadium full to capacity last night--so much energy

[blueeyedmanda]

At least this explains the hiccups and unladylike belching

I wonder what my excuse is for the unladylike behavior.... Here is an example of knowing when you are too comfortable around others.

Last night John and I came home and Jen's kitchen window is on the porch stoop, so when its open I always yell in to her. So she was coming to the window and I bent down and let out this loud-very loud fart.....and John looks at me and starts laughing and pretty soon he lets one go too......We are a mess!

[jerseyangel]

Last night John and I came home and Jen's kitchen window is on the porch stoop, so when its open I always yell in to her. So she was coming to the window and I bent down and let out this loud-very loud fart.....and John looks at me and starts laughing and pretty soon he lets one go too......We are a mess!

Phunny!

[blueeyedmanda]

Phunny!

So sillies with the rainy day I have here I am thinking about picking up lunch on my way home and watching sex and the city for the rest of the afternoon.....Its cold out too. I dont even think it is 70 out....I hear it will get warmer by the weekend....last weekend of summer!!!!

[elye]

Last night John and I came home and Jen's kitchen window is on the porch stoop, so when its open I always yell in to her. So she was coming to the window and I bent down and let out this loud-very loud fart.....and John looks at me and starts laughing and pretty soon he lets one go too......We are a mess!

AMANDA! Pharting in yer neighboUr's window...........!!

Well, ya know what they say... . . .the couple that pharts together...... .. ...

...probably isn't invited out to dinner as a couple very often........

Bev! Please report.......thinking about you........