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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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YaY Bunnie!!! Nice to see ya!! And now you must captionatize your av!!! . . . It's always sumptin!!!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Therrrrrrrre's Bunnie! :D

Patti! Is that a recent pic of you? Are you back to straightening yer hair? You guys would not believe the INCREDIBLY beautiful curls this woman has . .. . ..... .

B):)

jerseyangel Proficient
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Patti! Is that a recent pic of you? Are you back to straightening yer hair? You guys would not believe the INCREDIBLY beautiful curls this woman has . .. . ..... .

B):)

Gawd no--that's a pic from a couple years ago...it was my av for quite a while :D Today when I went to switch out the big thumb, I tried to put up a pic of Allo that I swear I've used here before, but it wouldn't take it. This one was in the same folder, so I threw it up--anything but the gigantic thumb :lol:

No straightening--my hair is in really good condition now. I've been growing it out since I saw you, so it's a bit longer, but I'm still wearing it natural. B) I'll have to have Mark take a new pic one of these days.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Seeing as we are talking about old pictures, my current avatar picture was taken in May of 2005. I don't look much different today--just a little more gray showing. :(

Julie, it's great to see you. :)

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I need to know if your attention span is low because it is a symptom of Psiliak. I need your votes.

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Jess, what are you doing up so early???

LlamaLady . . . Spanish Love Song . . . :lol: . . . "I don't remember how to say eleven." . . . :lol::lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Good Saturday morning, Sillies!

Lots of yard work to do today.

Yesterday I was thinking of you Jess, and Susie as well, wif yer interferin' animals... . . I was out ripping up a big patch where I will be planting emerald cedars. As I sat there pulling up incredibly resilient weeds :angry: , Gus stood right at my elbow, watching politely. Elsie, however, being new to the scene and very young, doesn't get it. She was in the patch, head tilted and ears forward, watching, watching, then pawing the area and shoving her nose under my hands (and the soil/mud). :rolleyes:

Llamalady, that clip of Bill Gates is heeeeee-larry-us, and I sent the link to everyone I know. .. ..!!

B) I'll have to have Mark take a new pic one of these days.

Seeing as we are talking about old pictures, my current avatar picture was taken in May of 2005. I don't look much different today--just a little more gray showing. :(

Come on, guys. . . .. .... . we need your current faces! Zits, warts, wrinkles, grEyness and all! :huh::lol:

Um.. . . .why, at my age, am I still getting zits??

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Have fun in the yard. It's gotten cold here so I've spent the last two days cleaning (love the robots!!). Think I broke the belt that turns the brush on my vacuum, so that needs to be taken apart. Also, got a free exercise bike from freecycle that needs a pedal fixed and a free treadmill that I want moved into the tv room, now that I have space for it. The forecast has raindrops for the next few days, so the blackberry attack may have to wait.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Have I mentioned how much I'm enjoying not being completely anemic :)

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jerseyangel Proficient
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Have I mentioned how much I'm enjoying not being completely anemic :)

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So great!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Julie, it's great to see you. :)

Yes, there she is!!!.......and she IS psilly!!!!!! :lol:

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''Mi gato es muy blanco'' :lol:

My level of Spanish

Um.. . . .why, at my age, am I still getting zits??

You too???

Is it the body's last surge of hormones?? :huh::lol:

Have I mentioned how much I'm enjoying not being completely anemic :)

Excellent!!!!!!!!!! :D

...plenty of energy then??......maybe ditch the robots?? ( :huh: do yer really have robots?? :lol: )

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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LOOOOVE my robots! I'm 'vacuuming' even as we speak. :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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LOOOOVE my robots! I'm 'vacuuming' even as we speak. :P

Mygawd. . . . . . .....someone we know has robots.. . ..... :huh: How many, exactly? Do they clean up, iron (Nikki's model), discipline children, pay bills, drive said children to swimming, cubs, hockey? Do they have the wiring in place to demand things, and/or assemble into strike action?

:lol:

Excellent smiley phace, Jess! Iron is coursing through yer veins - - it's all good.... . .... :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Do they clean up, iron (Nikki's model)

:lol:

discipline children, pay bills, drive said children to swimming, cubs, hockey?

Also Nikki's model ;)

Do they have the wiring in place to demand things, and/or assemble into strike action?

Could they plot a coup???

...a roomba revolution??? :unsure: ......crikey!...take the cats as hostages?? :unsure: ......scared..........hold meeeee :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Susie's av (Weezie's ennui ).....:mustcuddleher:

Oh, she doesn't REALLY have ennui - she just pretends to, thus getting more attention :lol: She'll take yer cuddles any day, lady

I actually took this picture a couple years ago, guess I really am a psilly at heart.

:lol: she's a MAD psilly all right! Nice to SEE you!

I need to know if your attention span is low because it is a symptom of Psiliak. I need your votes.

:lol: OMG - those videos - the Star Wars llamas made me SNORT for some reason - they look fierce and cuddly at the same time......

LLAMA LADY - you'll have to tell us about yer platform and .......just HOW do you plan to feature llamas in your reign? :unsure: I'm so confuzed

Um.. . . .why, at my age, am I still getting zits??

<_< OMG - I KNOW. Can't take it.........but - - the upside of this is I have very few wrinkles - skin is a grease slick still - and my age is nearly always guessed to be a decade less. this pleases Pseu-zee. :rolleyes: Alas, did just buy a tube of 10% benzoyl peroxide cream, it is helping enormously! (apply sparingly)

Sounds like yer deck is coming along nicely, Em, and two poodles to help.....

and speaking of yard work..........mygawd. Weezee has gotten OUT OF CONTROL with her binge eating and foraging for food. :blink: I think she's grown THUMBS.... :lol: the other day - she pulled her plastic dog food bin from the kitchen to the living room, got the lid off, and was chowing down when I got home. She reaches up on countertops and table tops now....there were some groceries I'd not put away yet on the kitchen counter, and she grabbed a new box of BAKING SODA :huh: and dragged it also into the living room - decided it wasn't interesting enough and left it alone. (some of you may recall the time she got into an entire bag full of various g f flours and gorged herself - leaving flour all over the carpet :blink: )

She now can OPEN the cupboard under the sink where the trash is kept.....came home to find that yanked out from its place and ripped apart. such a clever little pig dog! <_<

but the best....she somehow KNOCKED OVER the huge 50-pound trash bin outside - this has NEVER happened. Everything fell out of it......including the beans I'd thrown away. Yes, decided not to put them down the disposal as it was nearly a whole crock pot full. Put them in a plastic bag, into the trash......she got the bag open adn it spilled all over the pea gravel out there. Thankfully I got home before she gorged herself to a state of gassy oblivion.

So there were beans and rotten garbage :greenface: all over the pea gravel, and I had no choice but to scoop it up with me hands. :vomit: So now - there's dried bean remnants all over the gravel, and I KNOW she's waiting to get out there and just suck on the wee rocks........crap, she'll be pooping gravel this time. Is that bad? :lol:

:blink:

Have I mentioned how much I'm enjoying not being completely anemic

:) this is phantastic!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
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Mygawd. . . . . . .....someone we know has robots.. . ..... :huh: How many, exactly? Do they clean up, iron (Nikki's model), discipline children, pay bills, drive said children to swimming, cubs, hockey? Do they have the wiring in place to demand things, and/or assemble into strike action?

:lol:

Excellent smiley phace, Jess! Iron is coursing through yer veins - - it's all good.... . .... :)

I think she's talking about the little vacuum robot that goes around on its own and vacuums everything. You just can't leave anything in it's way or it gets confuzzled. They scare me, I refuse to have one. That and I only have about 14 square feet of carpet, not exactly necessary.......

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I run them on my hardwood floors. I have three long hair cats and previous to the robots, I went one weekend without sweeping (too tired to do it during the week) and realized that the back room had fur balls the size of the cats. So now I vacuum 3x a week (floors, little patch of carpet gets done the standard way) and my floors look phabulous! I finally convinced the roomie not to wear shoes in the house (all those pine needles tracked in!) and everything just looks nicer. Birds are headin' south for the winter, so no disemboweled carcasses.

Life is just grand.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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So there were beans and rotten garbage :greenface: all over the pea gravel, and I had no choice but to scoop it up with me hands. :vomit: So now - there's dried bean remnants all over the gravel, and I KNOW she's waiting to get out there and just suck on the wee rocks........crap, she'll be pooping gravel this time. Is that bad? :lol:

<snort>

:lol:

No body likes a gassy dog :o

Weezee piggy could be the new robot!!!!

Head down!!..off she goes!!!!!....foraging & sucking in all debRE!!!......not sure what it'll do for her poops though?? :unsure::o

...but WAIT!!!!! .....DID any Stepfords SEE yer scooping up bean/gravel?????? :o ...OMG!, you can bet they'll not be best pleased wiv yer bean stainage on yer gravel :rolleyes:

<Have you SEEN her mailbox???>

elye Community Regular
elye
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So there were beans and rotten garbage :greenface: all over the pea gravel, and I had no choice but to scoop it up with me hands. :vomit: So now - there's dried bean remnants all over the gravel, and I KNOW she's waiting to get out there and just suck on the wee rocks........crap, she'll be pooping gravel this time. Is that bad? :lol:

OMG. .. . . .. :o:lol: Weezie has become a creature like no other.. . ..As I was reading this, however, my concerns were NOT for her, nor for you Sooozie, wif yer disgusting bare-handed bean pick-up, but wif Stepford...... . . was she peering out her livingroom window, wide-eyed and head shaking, as Annie crashed into the bin, then tore into bag after bag, bits of foodstuff and refuse flying through the air??? What on earth will she do when she spots the bean stains? And this could be quite soon, as she will presently be trotting over to paint your mailbox........ :unsure:

I finally convinced the roomie not to wear shoes in the house (all those pine needles tracked in!) and everything just looks nicer.

All that hair to vacuum..... . .roomie tracks in pine needles.. . . .. ..... .....Jess, are you livin' wif our yeti? :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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All that hair to vacuum..... . .roomie tracks in pine needles.. . . .. ..... .....Jess, are you livin' wif our yeti? :lol:

Well, if I can get a picture of him without a shirt on, I'll leave it up to you to decide.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Girlz, girlz, girlz! :lol:

not to worry you sillies. The bean-gravel garbage pile mess is in the back yard, Stepford doesn't ever go back there. (or does she? :unsure: ) Gawd help me if she ever did.......'tis squalor. The beans are now fully dried and baked onto the gravel. :unsure:

Weezee has a stinky little snout-nose and I have to wash her face. she's a stinky little trash-groveling pig-dog.

:blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Maybe she needs a friend...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Maybe she needs a friend...

YES!!

Pet 4 yer pet :D (little itty bitty kitty maybe? :unsure: )

Oh EM!!!, just noticed your decking av and tree!! (coming through the decking) ....looks GOOD!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Maybe she needs a friend...

I was thinking exactly this. . . ..... ....Sooozie, either Weezie would transfer all of this incredible energy she uses for foraging, ripping,smashing and bingeing into love and devotion towards a new creature, or you may simply find her teaching this astonishing behavior to said new creature, and then have two partners in crime. . . . . . .... . . . .. :rolleyes::lol:

Oh EM!!!, just noticed your decking av and tree!! (coming through the decking) ....looks GOOD!!!!

I'm really pleased so phar.. ...... :) Our huge maple tree comes soaring right out of the middle of the deck, and its leafy branches cover us in lovely shade.

Next: railings. Finicky work. . . I'm not holding my breath..... . . .

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