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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I was jumping up and down today because OUR forecast for Thursday and Friday is...........((((drumroll)))...........+ 4! (That'd be, oh, what, 38 F?)

:o don't tell Leesah that 38 = 3 + 8 which equals...... 11 *gasp* :lol: :lol:

heading out now but just have one last refrain running through me head:

♫ "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive goldennnnnnnn Twaaaaa" ♫

:lol:


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curlyfries Contributor
:o don't tell Leesah that 38 = 3 + 8 which equals...... 11 *gasp* :lol: :lol:

:P;):lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

OK.....so far we have:

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeeee,

Twelve gluten globs

Eleven whiny posts

Ten Svens and Ednas,

Nine Sam Hill Manheads,

Eight twirling Twas,

Seven Psinging Psillies,

Six pfarts a' phlyin'

Fiiiiiiiiiiive...... ab-siiiiiiiinthe.... faeries.... .

Four rigid tools,

Three ballcocs,

Two anal glands,

AND A CRUTCH TI-IP IN A HO' TUUUUUUUUB. .....

But Christmas has 25 days and Boxing day so we got room fer more:

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Thirteen parking mad shoppers,

Twelve gluten globs

Eleven whiny posts

Ten Svens and Ednas,

Nine Sam Hill Manheads,

Eight twirling Twas,

Seven Psinging Psillies,

Six pfarts a' phlyin'

Fiiiiiiiiiiive...... ab-siiiiiiiinthe.... faeries.... .

Four rigid tools,

Three ballcocs,

Two anal glands,

AND A CRUTCH TI-IP IN A HO' TUUUUUUUUB. .....

tom Contributor
:o don't tell Leesah that 38 = 3 + 8 which equals...... 11 *gasp* :lol: :lol:

And Thursday's the 11th! :o :o

I bet my forecast is off & it'll be 74! :) (or 65? :( )

And some psilly will be newly able to add their very own age digits to 11!!!!!!!!! ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
And some psilly will be newly able to add their very own age digits to 11!!!!!!!!! ;)

:o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what does it mean??????

elye Community Regular
♫ "fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive goldennnnnnnn Twaaaaa" ♫

This is Perphect!! It fits soooooo wonderfully in its cadence and syllable count . .....

And!.....

They really ARE golden:

http://www.lutheranworld.org/Images/LWF_Ph...-Potter-big.webp

elye Community Regular
I bet my forecast is off & it'll be 74! :) (or 65? :( )

Jeez... . . dare I to dream that the temp here may just simply be 11 C? B)


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tom Contributor

Is he making M&Ms by hand????

Can we get them to weave some gluten-free triscuits? <such craftsmanship>

elye Community Regular
Is he making M&Ms by hand????

Holy crap... . . .. for Brobdignagians, perhaps........they be phreakin' huuuuuuge M &M's......

You know, those things he is carving look like the beginnings of human heads...... .some frontal, some in profile. . . .. rather like.. . . ..SAM HILL MANHEAD......

:huh:

:lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
:o don't tell Leesah that 38 = 3 + 8 which equals...... 11 *gasp* :lol: :lol:

And Thursday's the 11th! :o :o

I bet my forecast is off & it'll be 74! :) (or 65? :( )

And some psilly will be newly able to add their very own age digits to 11!!!!!!!!! ;)

Jeez... . . dare I to dream that the temp here may just simply be 11 C? B)

Thanks for making me smile, psillies. Having a bit of a meltdown today.........just get me through Christmas and the rest of winter, and I'll be fine.

I can't believe ya'll got through the entire song before I could join in <_< .......but that's OK......I got nothin, anyway. I figured there should be kittehs in there somewhere.......someone want to help me out?

tom Contributor
....they be phreakin' huuuuuuge M &M's......

I thought the Twa were small enough to live under Nikerler's stairs? :huh::unsure:

Brobd-WHAT??

Talked to my lil buddy Nicole today, on her 1st Bday of teen-dom, and was surprised that .. .. .well not that she wanted an mp3 player, but that she specifically said SanDisk - not iPod!!!!!!!!!!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii work at SanDisk :o , and it still seems strange that a chip company makes consumer products.

[Edit: D'oh!!! Got that inadvertant italicizationizing again . .. ..and after quoting Em .. . .imagine that! :P ]

flourgirl Apprentice

:huh: Ooops! Leeeessssaaaa, (and all you other psillies); I didn't mean to hog all of the fun with the lyrics, but it was just......just......just so much fuunnnn!!! NO reason it has to stop with 12. I thought this place was for outside reason and logic. I hope so anyway.

Sorry you are having meltdown today, too, Leesa. Maybe it's cosmic. Maybe it's only for names that rhyme, like, Leeesssa, Treeessa.....there are other people out there whose names rhyme with ours and they are all having a meltdown today. Tomorrow will be fine (okay?).

G'nite all of you. You have all made my day (to not be a total loss). That doesn't sound quite right. In any event...you make my days bearable. Thanks

By the way, no Kittehs, no kittehs, I should at least have virtual kittehs! Can I share some of yours?

flourgirl Apprentice

I just thought of something. Is Twa, still Twa in the plural or do you add an "S". Like......Twa's the night before Christmas.....

elye Community Regular
I thought the Twa were small enough to live under Nikerler's stairs? :huh::unsure:

Ha!! Yer right! :lol:

Actually, I think the Twa people are Pygmies. .. . ....maybe five feet tall?

Brobd-WHAT??

:lol: The magical land where Gulliver washed up ashore and found himself amongst looming giants was Brobdignag. It's a great name. . .. ..

Must go say it in front of the mirror.......

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
I thought the Twa were small enough to live under Nikerler's stairs? :huh::unsure:

Yeah Nik! Just how big is your house???

elye Community Regular
I just thought of something. Is Twa, still Twa in the plural or do you add an "S". Like......Twa's the night before Christmas.....

:lol::lol: Gaaahhhh!!!!! Great question!!!

Let's see... ..

One Twa

Two Twas

....or Twaa

.......hmmmm....or Twaii.....

Green12 Enthusiast

Ok, I didn't even know the forum was back up :lol: I kept getting the same message of flood control, or something like that all afternoon. So how did you folks sneak onto here?!?! Did the Twa let you in?

I missed lots of silliness!!!

Thanks for making me smile, psillies. Having a bit of a meltdown today.........just get me through Christmas and the rest of winter, and I'll be fine.

I can't believe ya'll got through the entire song before I could join in <_< .......but that's OK......I got nothin, anyway. I figured there should be kittehs in there somewhere.......someone want to help me out?

Oh Lisa, HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever thought about getting one of those lights for SAD in the cold and wintry months?? Not suggesting you have SAD, but I wonder if it would help during the time of year when there is less sun and warm weather?

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Thirteen parking mad shoppers,

Twelve gluten globs

Eleven whiny posts

Ten Svens and Ednas,

Nine Sam Hill Manheads,

Eight twirling Twas,

Seven Psinging Psillies,

Six pfarts a' phlyin'

Fiiiiiiiiiiive...... ab-siiiiiiiinthe.... faeries.... .

Four rigid tools,

Three ballcocs,

Two anal glands,

AND A CRUTCH TI-IP IN A HO' TUUUUUUUUB. .....

I have to say I like the Whiny Weezles and Leaping Llamas, maybe we can edit a little and switch some things around??

I would like to add Sacred Rivers of Wee and Hasslehoffs-a-Hoffing.

And yes Lisa, we need Kittehs in there somewhere....kittehs kackling?!?!

Oh and the yeti, Yeti's shoveling?

Sillies, it's a winter wonderland here tonight, heavy snow falling all around. It's a white out, so beautiful!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Is he making M&Ms by hand????

Can we get them to weave some gluten-free triscuits? <such craftsmanship>

gah! :lol: that gave me a snackle

PTAUM!!!!!!!!!!! yer job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o can't have too much stress, ya know......talk to the boss!!!!!!!!!! get PAID MORE FOR LESS HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe ya'll got through the entire song before I could join in .......but that's OK......I got nothin, anyway. I figured there should be kittehs in there somewhere.......someone want to help me out?

aw sorry Leesah. :( Yes, there SHOULD be kittehs........

well then, why don't we just make a NEW Twelve Days of Christmas, as many times as we want??????????? no rules that there must only be one version, you know. ;)

Brobd-WHAT??

:blink: my exact thought......I do know what Lilliputians are, but have never heard of this

.

G'nite all of you. You have all made my day (to not be a total loss). That doesn't sound quite right. In any event...you make my days bearable. Thanks

By the way, no Kittehs, no kittehs, I should at least have virtual kittehs! Can I share some of yours?

Yes, you can share our kittehs, and doggies!

my name does NOT rhyme with Theresa, and I did have a fabulous day, despite my brassy yellow hair. :angry: (to be fixed Wednesday - we HOPE) Better days ahead for youse guys, and any other sillies who are not up to par. :wub:

and OMG - there's hope fer me, three years from fifty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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I just thought of something. Is Twa, still Twa in the plural or do you add an "S". Like......Twa's the night before Christmas.....

:lol: I did wonder. I think the plural is Twa? Ask Em. She's tight wif 'em.

"Twa's the night before Christmas...........

and all through the house

not a Kitteh was stirring

as they'd weed on the mouse....."

:huh: not AS phunny

I have to say I like the Whiny Weezles and Leaping Llamas, maybe we can edit a little and switch some things around??

I would like to add Sacred Rivers of Wee and Hasslehoffs-a-Hoffing.

And yes Lisa, we need Kittehs in there somewhere....kittehs kackling?!?!

Oh and the yeti, Yeti's shoveling?

make another version! We have enough material in here to make a new Snackling Twelve Days of Christmas every single day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(has Bevel even been here to see that we've christened Beaverly Snackle South?????

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
:music thingy: Eleven Llamas Leaping. :music thingy:
And this reminds me, where did Llama Lady disappear to? :unsure:

:o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

what does it mean??????

Je ne sais pas. Eleven (11) doesn't work for me; I'm 54 which adds up to 9. :huh:
Green12 Enthusiast

Tom, forgot to say glad to hear you have an understanding coworker that has an "in" with the boss...was I understanding that right with my dense brain today?!?! I agree with slowing down and finding a schedule and pace that works for you :)

And Theresa, yer posts crack me up!!!!!

Ok, I am attempting me own 12 days of Silly Christmas, Soozle is right, plento -o - material to go around!!!

On the first through twelfth day of Silly Christmas my true love sent to me

Twelve buglers bugling,

Eleven jesters joking,

Ten llamas leaping,

Nine kittehs cackling,

Eight Weezees whining,

Seven Hasselhoffs a-hoffing,

Six Stepfords snooping,

Five sacred rivers of wee,

Four phacts from Jack,

Three ballcocks,

Two big long thumbs,

And a hairy yeti in Emily's ho tub!

Peter, great new avatar :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

The Twelve days of Christmas is shaping up nice peeps!!!!! :lol:

....but an announcement......t'is a great day, OUR SOOZLE turns 99yrs od today!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOOZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll be over later for drinkies - no barphing ALLOWED!!!! :lol:

(don't she look good for her age? ;) )

tom Contributor

Hehehehe was just peeking into Spacebook & saw the Bday reminder & thought I'd be first .. .but Madame PinchPunch said it already!! :lol:

HAPPY

BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY

PSEUZEE!!!!!!!!!

Oy .. ..just realized I didn't finish the replies I'd started during a break @work :o

curlyfries Contributor

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SUZIE Q!!!!

tom Contributor

Oops ...I bet I should be asleep by now <_<

Hey!! :angry: what kinda "true love" gives a celiac a DOZEN gluten globs anyway!!!!? :angry:

I just thought of something. Is Twa, still Twa in the plural or do you add an "S". Like......Twa's the night before Christmas.....

:lol: :snacklecacklegahface: :lol:

I would like to add Sacred Rivers of Wee and Hasslehoffs-a-Hoffing.

:lol: :lol: then add ye shall!!!

Sillies, it's a winter wonderland here tonight, heavy snow falling all around. It's a whiteout, so beautiful!!

Sounds like a nice place to visit but dunno 'bout livin' dere :P

Weeeeeellllll now that I think of it I DO remember a great tranquility in SLOWLY falling big fat phlakes. **

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.*..**

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well then, why don't we just make a NEW Twelve Days of Christmas, as many times as we want??????????? no rules that there must only be one version, you know. ;)

We don't need no RULES!!!

Ok ok ONE rule .. ..no more than one 12 days per post . ...awright fine . ..no more than 4 per post?

and OMG - there's hope fer me, three years from fifty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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Oooooooo yaaaaaaa you can have chillens then be a surrogate for your grandchillens!!

Anyone see this headline on that page??

Britain faces sperm shortage, calls for donors

Where hast thou Brit sperm gone Gnich??

make another version! We have enough material in here to make a new Snackling Twelve Days of Christmas every single day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey .. . ..didn't we cover this?? :unsure:

:lol:

Tom, forgot to say glad to hear you have an understanding coworker that has an "in" with the boss...was I understanding that right with my dense brain today?!?!

Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah! It's a small group, this ASIC Characterization. Tony & one other engineer, one full-time actual tech, & me. And Bossman.

Crap . ..forgot me pernt [Archie Bunker-speak for point]

Ok, I am attempting me own 12 days of Silly Christmas, Soozle is right, plento -o - material to go around!!!

:lol: well done! That a-hoffing & Jack's Phacts were me faves ;)

WardGirl Rookie

Good Morning fellow Sillies :) We got some snow overnight. Didn't we have enough of the damn stuff last winter. I guess Mother Nature is helping the city get the record for precipitation for a year. It can't take much more for the record considering the snow and rain we've had this past year.

Happy Birthday Suzie :)

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