Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

flourgirl Apprentice

Jess, thanks for the site so we could see what your avatar is! I was straining to read the tiny print. I know my eyes are pretty bad......but gee! Great root word....but not so sure I like words like "airhead", or maybe that's right because I can't remember any of the others! :blink:


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Hey guys!! Question for the day....Just how does one hoist oneself above and beyond the seasonal doldrums? When people used to ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I always replied that it would steam roller over me whether I was ready or not :P

I avoid the shopping craze by picking things up here and there through the year....so that's not it. I've already decorated the house (as much as we're going to) so it's bright and cheery...so that's not it. I'm just not sure how to break out of this particular brown bag!

You all help, though. Thanks for being here! ;)

Sounds like you need some Vitamin D. Or a full-spectrum lamp to sit under every day.

jerseyangel Proficient
Ohhhhhh, so a pavlova is a yummy?!?! I thought it a alcoholic beverage :D

I had pavlova years ago--it was so good! As I remember, twas a sweet merange cloud, baked and served in juicy strawberries and topped wif whipped cream. That's how me SIL made it, anyway......and yes, come to think of it, twod be poifect fer our diet. :P

Don't tell the blue ad pholks, but I just phinished off a half tube of Stax :ph34r: In lieu of lunch.....I pheel I need to post a disclamer on me gluttony :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Open Original Shared Link

Check this out! I loved it...funny

curlyfries Contributor
OMG. . . . . . .I just went to change my av, and at the very bottom of my profile page is in perhaps the biggest letters I've seen yet,

WHY IS YOUR STOMACH SO FAT?

:lol::lol::lol:

When I go to my profile page, I get ads for swing dancing :D

Hey guys!! Question for the day....Just how does one hoist oneself above and beyond the seasonal doldrums? When people used to ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I always replied that it would steam roller over me whether I was ready or not :P

I dunno....I kinda like that answer......sure beats mine................"NOPE!"

elye Community Regular

Okay, am I the ONLY one on here with a HUGE, blaring caption at the bottom of the page asking me why my stomach's so fat? It's quite hilarious, really, if it were not so bossy and rude.. .. . . . .HUGE letters, again, like my MIL would write.. . ...

You think you guys have the Christmas doldrums, Tareesah and Leeeesa . . . ...imagine how you'd be pheeling with that being screamed at you every page!!

:huh:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Gawd yes, Em :angry:

Seems like every time I come on, I get "5 tips for a flat stomach".......it's really beginning to get on me nerves......

cause they're right :unsure:

How do they know :huh: ???????


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Gawd yes, Em :angry:

Seems like every time I come on, I get "5 tips for a flat stomach".......it's really beginning to get on me nerves......

cause they're right :unsure:

How do they know :huh: ???????

"Did you know that Chinese herbs can treat herpetiformis dermatitis"? You'd think they'd do a little research before they tried marketing this crap. I had the "5 steps to a flat belly" too. You know what? My boyfriend likes my squishy belly!!!!! So there!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Hey! Maybe this'll get you guys out of the doldrums! :)

Open Original Shared Link!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Hey! Maybe this'll get you guys out of the doldrums! :)

Open Original Shared Link!

That was so neatttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Hey! Maybe this'll get you guys out of the doldrums! :)

Open Original Shared Link!

OMG--Em just pulled off the coolest thing EVER in the history of the Sillie thread!! :D:D:D

curlyfries Contributor
Hey! Maybe this'll get you guys out of the doldrums! :)

Open Original Shared Link!

That's awesome!

But I'd rather see it written on a sandy beach :P

There is a new development within the family that just might keep me amused this holiday. My husband's family will be having the family celebration the Sunday after Christmas. We asked my SIL, who is hosting it this year(I know I've already said this, but..YAY!) if it would be OK if we invited my brother. He doesn't have a family or a relationship. My SIL, said yes, and wanted to invite him herself. Well.......she is single....he is single......she's always thought he was cute. It seems she has plans to put the make on him! I can't picture them together, but this makes Lisa giggle! :rolleyes::P:lol:.......I kinda feel sorry for my bro, but he's a big boy.......he can handle it!

Green12 Enthusiast
Open Original Shared Link

Check this out! I loved it...funny

:lol: That was so cute, and funny!!!

How to hoist oneself above and beyond the seasonal doldrums?....I just realized I spelled doldrums duldrums in my last post :lol: I much rather like "dull drums" because that's how one actually feels, like dull drums beating without any life or energy to the beat, very dull :rolleyes::lol: ........... I do not know Theresa :huh: maybe take one day at a time and try not to let the stress over take you and dont sweat the small stuff, maybe try to do something that brings you joy.

If that doesn't work, maybe a drink?!?!?! :lol:

Open Original Shared Link!

Oh no, I can't view it. it wont work for moi :(

There is a new development within the family that just might keep me amused this holiday. My husband's family will be having the family celebration the Sunday after Christmas. We asked my SIL, who is hosting it this year(I know I've already said this, but..YAY!) if it would be OK if we invited my brother. He doesn't have a family or a relationship. My SIL, said yes, and wanted to invite him herself. Well.......she is single....he is single......she's always thought he was cute. It seems she has plans to put the make on him! I can't picture them together, but this makes Lisa giggle! :rolleyes::P:lol:.......I kinda feel sorry for my bro, but he's a big boy.......he can handle it!

Oooh Lisa, I like the sound of this development! Who doesn't like a potential love match? You'll have to keep us posted :)

jerseyangel Proficient
There is a new development within the family that just might keep me amused this holiday.

Sounds like loads of phun! And you said "put the make on" :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh no, I can't view it. it wont work for moi :(

Oh No!! :angry: <stamping phoot>--you HAVE to see this Julie.....it's so cool! :D Would it help if I emailed the link?

flourgirl Apprentice

Luuuved the penguins and the psillie message!

Luv is in the air! Whooooeeeeyyyy......be sure to stand at least 10 paces back. Be sure to let us know.....I'm curious, at least!

elye Community Regular

Wow!! So, Leeeeesa .. . . . . ..if your SIL marries your brother, she will become your SIL2 !!! :lol::rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor

<------Here is a pic of my sis, bro, and me......gettin our silly on!

curlyfries Contributor
Wow!! So, Leeeeesa .. . . . . ..if your SIL marries your brother, she will become your SIL2 !!! :lol::rolleyes:

:lol:

.....and my brother would become my BIL!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Wow!! So, Leeeeesa .. . . . . ..if your SIL marries your brother, she will become your SIL2 !!! :lol::rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

WardGirl Rookie
Hey! Maybe this'll get you guys out of the doldrums! :)

Open Original Shared Link!

Lovely Emily :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Evening Sillies-

wow did that weekend fly by, yesterday we did the touch up paint at the house plus while there we picked out the paint colors for the rooms we wanted to paint before we moved in...Yeah!!!!!

last night we decided to tackle Christmas shopping, or more so browsing since we are strapped for some cash this year, but I guess who isn't..... We went to Ollies cause buying toys there is cheaper. I am not sure any other sillies besides Patti and Judy have been to an Ollies, since I believe it is a chain in our general areas. But it is kinda of like Big Lots only much more stuff like rugs and things.

Well they had Fisher-Paykel stainless steel side by side fridges at a great price. We are going back to purchase one. They are all new in box, with the exception of the floor model. All come with a 2-yr warranty too. I love the Fisher-Paykel appliances, they are just a little pricey.

Today we bummed around a bit. Tonight is the giants game, I am working on a new puzzle John got me. So I will work on that and cheer the team on :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Gawd Jess--yer holiday spread made me mouth water! I'm Italian, so we always had a meatless Christmas Eve. Meatless, but phar from a "fast": of any sort :P In the days leading up to Christmas Eve, my aunt and I would make about a dozen pies (literally), and christmas cookies. On the night of, we'd start wif deep fried smelt <drool> (and beer, if you were old enough--in our phamily, this meant about 13 :P) and then just tons of phood like baccala (salt cod), linguini wif clams, pasta wif squid (red) sauce, pasta fazool, antipasto, and salads. Me grandpa would make roasted chestnuts, too. We'd sit down to eat around 6 or so and not get up till it was time to get ready for midnight mass.

REALLY makes me wish I were Italian, or something interesting with strong cultural traditions but NO, we're just super-boring white people.......I don't even think I can remember a tradition, except opening one gift on Christmas eve :huh:

But Soooozie, if a twelve year-old can can sit through it four times (and she did, silently and patiently :wub: ), you absolutely can, too!

gawd, that poor Sophie - a horrifying tale..... :( But she made it! I'm not scared of the pain.....I'm scared of the freakin' COST :angry:

and YAY! A tie!!!!!!!!!! Yay Sophie!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Em - phabulous avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have snow!

We have snow!!!

We have Snow!!!!

:lol: that was SO pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my niece (in Seattle) did call and say there was snow........and 'twas glorious!

SILLIES!!!!!!!! I am CRACKING UP over the outrage, nay, the terrible INDIGNITY of the assault of the blue Google ads :lol: :lol:

<how DO they bloody know?> :angry:

Hey! Maybe this'll get you guys out of the doldrums! :)

Open Original Shared Link!

that was PHABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG--Em just pulled off the coolest thing EVER in the history of the Sillie thread!!

oh she very well may have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B)

sillies - - got distracted - Gail made me search for ties on ebay for her brother (whom I used to date, BTW) and........so am not writing the novella you may have thought.......

got nothin' to say except that it's grEy and very cold - but not ZERO!!!!!!!!!! :o JULES!!!! How does anyone go outside, or drive, or go to work, or do ANYTHING in that weather???? :unsure:

must walk the Weezle - she just did one of her very sad, plaintive, whining sighs :lol:

back later!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

oops - phorgot -

HI BUNNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

and - tuh-ree-sah - - soooooo sorry about your phunk, just remember, it'll ALL be over soon....sending hugs!

LEESAH!!!!!!!!!!! Love yer silly pic AND the setup thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) What fun......

more later!!!!!!!!!

wait - sillies - the weirdest thing just happened - -- writing this post - I hit a key - - then found my LAST post showing - as if it had not been posted - -

:wacko: dunno what's going on - scared - -

:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
OMG--Em just pulled off the coolest thing EVER in the history of the Sillie thread!! :D:D:D

Thanks Em........good job.

Hi everyone

just reading along

judy

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - Borky posted a topic in Dermatitis Herpetiformis
      0

      Gluten food test strips

    2. - Wheatwacked replied to Midwesteaglesfan's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      1

      Going for upper endoscopy today

    3. - Midwesteaglesfan posted a topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      1

      Going for upper endoscopy today


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      132,268
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Cookie Monster13
    Newest Member
    Cookie Monster13
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Borky
      I just recently saw something on this.  Has anyone tried test strips?  Which brand is better?  Not sure how they really work and if they really do work.  Thank you, Nancy (aka Borky)
    • Wheatwacked
    • Wheatwacked
      Hello @Midwesteaglesfan and welcome. A result greater than 10 U/mL is considered positive. Some labs use 15 as the cutoff, but 34 is in the positive.  The endoscopy and biopsy is looking for damage to your small intestine.  I don't don't think 5 days is enough to repair the damage. This comment is effectly your answer, regardless of your biopsy results.  The endoscopy has been the Gold Standard diagnostic, and most healthcare providers won't diagnose celiac disease until your intestinal lining Marsh Score reaches stage 3. You don't really want to wait for the damage to get worse, especially since only five days mostly gluten free gave you relief.  Yes, migranes is one of the 200 symptoms that may be caused by Celiac Disease. Malabsorption Syndrome is often comorbid with celiac disease.  The western diet is deficient in many vitamins and minerals.  That's why gluten processed foods are fortified.  Gluten free processed foods are not; Vitamin D deficiency is a virtual given.  40 to 60% of the industrial population is deficient in vitamin D, Damage to the intestinal lining from celiac disease can decrease the number of vitamin D receptors.  So now you get no vitamin D from the sun (skin cancer scare) the major source of vitamin D, plus absorbtion from food is poor because of intestinal damage.   Low iodine intake is getting more of a concern because the major source of iodine used to be bread (dough conditioner with iodine was stopped in the US in the 1970s), dairy (lactose intolerance from eating quick pickles with vinegar instead of fermented pickles which supply lactase excreting lactobacillus to improve Lactose intolerance. Commercial Dairies have wheat, barley and rye added to the cow feed. Some say they are sensitive to milk protein, but it is the gluten added to supplement the cow feed to increase milk production that becomes part of the milk protein causing the problem.  And people use less iodized salt.  In the US intake of iodine dropped 50% from 1970 to 1984. Switch to Grass fed only milk and consider supplementing Liquid Iodine drops to your diet.  The omega 6 to omega 3 ratio of commercial milk is 5:1; Organic milk is 3:1 and grass fed milk is 1:1. The typical western diet is around 14:1, optimum for humans is 1:1.  Wheat flour is 22:1 omega 6:3.  Choose vegetables lower in omega 6, it is inflammatory. Eat fermented foods and switch to Grass fed only milk.  Some say they are sensitive to milk protein, but it is the gluten added to supplement the cow feed to increase milk production that becomes part of the milk protein.   
    • Midwesteaglesfan
      At 41 years old I have been fighting fatigue and joint pain for a couple months.  My family doctor kept saying nothing was wrong but I was insistent that I just didn’t feel right.  Finally after running several blood labs, one came back showing inflammation in my body and I was referred to a rheumatologist.  He was extremely thorough and sat with me and my family for a good hour asking questions and listening. He ordered X-rays of all my joints and more bloodwork.  He suspected some sort of reactive inflammatory arthritis.  My TTG (Tissue Transglutaminase) came back at 34. he told me to try going gluten free and out me on Salfasalzin to help the join inflammation.  Over the next couple days going gluten free and doing a lot of research and talking to people with celiacs,  we found that I should have an upper endoscopy for insurance purposes in the future.  I reached back out to my rheumatologist and expressed this concern and he got back to me stating I was correct and resume regular gluten diet and stop the medication until after that scope.     They were able to schedule me in for 2 days later.  I had been gluten free, or as close to it as I could be for about 5 days.  I know I ate some brats with it but wanted to use them up.  My symptoms had gotten slightly better in those 5 days.  I felt less fatigue and joint pain was slightly better(it had gotten really bad) so for these last 2 days I’ve gone crazy with wheat bread, pasta and such.  I’m hoping those 5 days didn’t screw this endoscopy up.  I can’t imagine after a life of gluten, my intestines healed in 5 days and after eating gluten again for these couple days,  my stomach hurts, joint pain is coming back up so I know the inflammation is there.   Hinesight after this diagnosis, I have had chronic migraines since my late teens.  Has that been a lingering symptom of celiacs all these years?  I’ve never really had the stomach issues, for me it came in heavy these last couple months as the fatigue, just always feeling tired and exhausted.  And the joint pain.     So getting in the car for the 2 hour drive to the hospital for this scope now.     Wish me luck!
    • marlene333
      To play it safe, use Vasoline Lip Therapy. No questions as to it containing gluten.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.