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kareng

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  1. If the in- laws are coming, now is the time for mulled wine.
  2. Or at least his corporate offices. Maybe Hub should send a resume. Can just see him as the Human Resources guy for Santa, dealing with Elf unions.
  3. A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased...
  4. Welcome Cupcake! ( that's fun to say!).
  5. Sorry about the gender mix- up. I find it's easier if I can bring something similar to what they are eating....or a bag of Fritos and a Snickers bar .
  6. Mortifying! But it sounds like they were worried about you. Good to know someone watches the security cameras.
  7. Where is their child, that you are married to, during this nonsense? Some in- laws will never like the person their child married. So you talking to them won't do any good. Your wife needs to step up here. Also, if you know it's Chinese, make something similar to take with you to eat.
  8. Boys have been busy wrapping gifts for me in the basement! Must be a lot of gifts cause they wrapped their Dad's and cousins' in minutes. Prancer asked Santa Claus why Dasher and Dancer always got to take coffee breaks. Santa replied "Because they are my star- bucks!
  9. My squirrels and blue jays really enjoy the nut gifts. I think the ornament gift is a good idea. My hub has given hand blown glass ones to employees a few times. Even if you don't celebrate Xmas, they are pretty in your window. Also, my Jewish friends have Xmas ornaments all year round that people give them that are not Christmasy. - a football...
  10. Tell him your idiot friend thought he would like it. Never had this happen with a wine bottle. To save the world, cure cancer and have fun facts for cocktail party conversations?
  11. Here's a joke for Russell's Max: Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats... lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!" Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom...
  12. We are going to BILs tonight. Hub told them I would bring my own food. They wouldn't tell him what they are fixing. I thought I would bring something like they were making. Lasagna - bring pasta with cheese. Chili- bring my own, etc. Oh well! I feel like pasta and a nice salad. Some coffee truffles and a pumpkin spice cookie for dessert. At least...
  13. She probably never as accidents. All the others on the road have them trying to avoid her. My great aunt insisted that the reason for the hood ornament on a car was to line it up with the lines on the road. Funny, my dad never let her drive us.
  14. Sounds a little screwy. Trying a gluten-free diet to see if it helps is a good thought. I have found that wheat free is almost gluten-free. Rice Krispies and some candy are a few things that are wheat free but not gluten free (barley malt). I think I would try to eliminate all the gluten since you probably are anyway. I think your dietician might be...
  15. Myabe the whole town should pitch in.
  16. That is too funny! Hope the toliet didn't clog! We have a squirrel feeding platform. Some of this stuff the squirrels won't eat but usually a couple of crows will.
  17. On the General Mills website it lists wheat flour & non- fat milk as ingredients of plain Bugles. Then says " contains milk and wheat". Tried to copy it but it didn't work. Open Original Shared Link I saw on your other post about KS doctor. I'm in KS, too. KC area.
  18. My boys thought the picnic at the beach for Xmas is the best idea ever. However, it's a bit cold here for picnicking. Orgasmic Ville? Is that in Jersey?
  19. I'm wondering if your son asks for crazy and difficult stuff just to see if you will do it.
  20. Tortilla soup I made a month ago...from the freezer. It has chicken, corn, black beans, red peppers, tomatoes. With cheese on top and some corn tortilla strips oven fried.
  21. A little joke... Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would...
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