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#50731 Celiac Mindwarp

 
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 03:42 AM

Q what do you call a fish with no eyes?





A a fsh
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- Symptoms from 2001, maybe before. Across 20+ years, these have included, vomiting, D, migraines, headaches, recurrent miscarriage, inflammation problems (failure to heal from injuries) brain fog, anxiety and more!
- Elimination diet using Atkins, 2003 – excluded wheat, caffeine, quorn. 2005, excluded sesame, alcohol
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#50732 shadowicewolf

 
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 05:37 AM

Ugh, remind me to never stay up till 4 am again. That was the other night and i'm still feeling the effects of it. Good thing my next assignment isn't due till monday.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 05:44 AM

Why did the robot go back to robot school?


Because his skills were getting a little rusty!



Johhny came running into the house after school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”

“That’s great, sont,” said his daddy. “Come in to the living room and tell me about it.”

“Well,” said Johnny, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in Maths and 20 in Science
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 05:52 AM

My friend's baby is here!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 06:22 AM

My friend's baby is here!!!!! YAY!!!!!!


Love to play with other peoples's babies! Have fun!
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#50736 GFinDC

 
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:37 AM

Lets all help Shadow with the paper.

I'll start:
It was a dark and stormy night......

Wait, maybe we need to know the subject? Nah!

OK Vienna, it's YOUR fault that I've had this running through my head for two days:

https://www.youtube....h?v=dCDQe85msiU


It was a dark and stormy night......
The grain beat against the window pane mercilessly..,


M-Lee, was that your offspring in the pirates video?
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Job 30:27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:26 AM

M-Lee, was that your offspring in the pirates video?


No, but they're a great troupe... . . .no musical at our school this year due to teachers' unions enacting a work-to-rule that has stopped ALL extra-curriculars -- sports teams, drama productions, homework and tutoring clubs.... . ... :( :angry:

SOoOooooOo.... .. the kids are doing their own production, with no support, finacial or otherwise, from the school board. Quite amazing what young people can do with a little support....

:)
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#50738 Lisa

 
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:01 PM

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And who are these peeps? A blast from the past. One that will be missed.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:15 PM

Nice lookin group!
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:30 PM

Yes, who are those people?? I have seen them before but forgotten who they are :P
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#50741 Lisa

 
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:32 PM

Nice lookin group!


Yeah...but not too sure about the tall guy with the odd shoes.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:37 PM

Ok, for those of us with defective memories... who are they? :D
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:44 PM

Yes, who are those people?? I have seen them before but forgotten who they are :P


Those people would be:

Me, Tom, Metta ( Mouse -who passed away) and Chris (BroncoBux - who is no longer active)
Old Timers...
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:47 PM

Does Chris have an aka?
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#50745 Lisa

 
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:52 PM

Does Chris have an aka?


broncobux...maybe
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