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Mtndog
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As for bra help, I'm here to support you (snicker) :rolleyes:

Olivia (not swinging from the chandelier) has her moving up ceremony @ 10. She is a bit sad. She is leaving pre-K for real school, so her little circle of friends is being broken up and dispersed amongst the various elementary schools in the area. Maddy can't wait to start in the toddler program in Sept...

they are excited about summer, especially returning to Cape Cod ("the beach" to them)

Luckily I don't need MUCh support in that area so feel free to SUPPORT others.

Yes- tassels are VERY important- however, they don't look good under shirts and most of us need to wear them at least 8 hours a day 9shirts sillies- not tassels!).

Olivia- poor baby. She will find new friends to swing from the chandelier with though. :P I like her spunk!

You go to the cape? 2 hours south of us. May have to find you :P

Love Bollocks!

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jerseyangel
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Sough!!!!

What the . . . .. . .!

Are u the Dennis Miller of Phrez-gno? ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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NE1 wanna play "Name that lyric's tune"?

I have 2.

1)

"The sunshine booors the daaylights ouuutta meeeeeeeee"

2)

"I think the peeople down the haaall know who-ya-ARE!"

Will play while providing band names if that what it takes!!!!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
I still struggle NOT to correct the programme on this board (and sneak in a letter 'O' ) that spells out celiac disease when you put the letters

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

As if there aren't already enough misconceptions about celiac.

Like we need the civilians to start saying "Koe-lee-ack" !! :lol:

It's bad enough that even ppl w/ the disease will say "celiacs" - as if it's named like Parkinson's, Hutchison's, Lou Gehrig's et al.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

<temporary loss of smile>

It's Baaaaa-AAAAAAAACK! :)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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Not everything you see is real :lol:

:lol:

(blushes) :ph34r:

I meant inappropriate as an idea for Open Original Shared Link :o (I'm really not a leering perv ya know?)

BTW - the link is NOT ME, dead sexy, but NOT ME! (note the url - Lame Advertisement - INDEED!) :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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...and I know these letters are of no use - but canNOT bear to part with them - 'tis deeply ingrained in me like an inbuilt spellcheck. I still struggle NOT to correct the programme on this board (and sneak in a letter 'O' ) that spells out celiac disease when you put the letters in...

Ack! And I missed "programme" the 1st time!

Pee

Are

Oh

Gee

Are

Ay

Em!!

FINITO!

Are u looking to be Superfluous Speller Spice?? :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I guessed Real Life.......am I right? Huh, am I right? (Charlie Brown imitation here)

why I do believe this wacky thread, where dear Mama Spice has found herself, is making our Andrea funnier! :P

It's real life .... something we don't have time for anymore keeping up with this and the OMG thread!

:o indeed! 'tis a heavy load these days!

....and this sentence warms my heart to hear YOU, Soozeigh, using MY very own favourite English expletive.

will use b@#$%$#% more. LOVE the word. And also RUBBISH to describe one's state...as in, I"m feeling as just utter rubbish today.....

she said SOOZEIGH (mad grinning laughing face here)

I am telling you kids something, EVERYthing Nikki says makes me laugh, not kidding!!

and PTAUGM!!!! how DARE you remove the u from colour!!! I use the british spelling whenever possible, makes me have a secret smile within self. ha ha!!!! oh and I quite like the O in Coeliac, and equally DETEST the S in CELIACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P-SHAW!!!!!!!!!!!

Sough!!!!

What the . . . .. . .!

Are u the Dennis Miller of Phrez-gno? ;)

Or is that reference far more widely known than I think it is . .. . . . . hmmm . .. .can't discount that scenario.

And Sough? Do u have great affinity for a bi-syllabic moniker?

inordinate affinity, Thaum, for bi-syllabic moniker. NEVER EVER EVER EVER Sough. or Soo. or Sue. I have about 18 nicknames from friends..... :ph34r: , my dear high school chum, with whom I was at pub last night, has called me Schmooz for decades. But, since Coeliac dx, she calls me Spruesie. :lol: I quite like it.

Um....does Thom KNOW what Grey Gardens is????? one million bonus points if in fact you do......I own the original documentary from 70's, there is nothign more fascinating in all the world, I am telling you.....it is a tony-winning play now...and soon-to-be major motion picture....

part 2 in a moment - - - -

Methinks "b@#$%$#%" does deserve wider use.

How about we on this side of the pond agree to spread it in exchange for your leaving the U out of favorite, color, honor etc? :lol::lol:

<tom's smile is omni-present>

...and I know these letters are of no use - but canNOT bear to part with them - 'tis deeply ingrained in me like an inbuilt spellcheck. I still struggle NOT to correct the programme on this board (and sneak in a letter 'O' ) that spells out celiac disease when you put the letters in.....AAAAARGHHhhh...............(but I do feel you should still share ''b@#$%$#%'')

Good to know B)

NE1 wanna play "Name that lyric's tune"?

I have 2.

1)

"The sunshine booors the daaylights ouuutta meeeeeeeee"

2)

"I think the peeople down the haaall know who-ya-ARE!"

Will play while providing band names if that what it takes!!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

As if there aren't already enough misconceptions about celiac.

Like we need the civilians to start saying "Koe-lee-ack" !! :lol:

It's bad enough that even ppl w/ the disease will say "celiacs" - as if it's named like Parkinson's, Hutchison's, Lou Gehrig's et al.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

<temporary loss of smile>

It's Baaaaa-AAAAAAAACK! :)

Ack! And I missed "programme" the 1st time!

Pee

Are

Oh

Gee

Are

Ay

Em!!

FINITO!

Are u looking to be Superfluous Speller Spice?? :P

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Sough!!!!

What the . . . .. . .!

Are u the Dennis Miller of Phrez-gno? ;)

:lol::lol::lol: he said Phrez-gno :lol::lol:

Methinks "b@#$%$#%" does deserve wider use.

How about we on this side of the pond agree to spread it in exchange for your leaving the U out of favorite, color, honor etc? :lol::lol:

<tom's smile is omni-present>

the hay-ell you say!!! :P Leave the U. Keep the U, I say!!!

NE1 wanna play "Name that lyric's tune"?

I have 2.

1)

"The sunshine booors the daaylights ouuutta meeeeeeeee"

2)

"I think the peeople down the haaall know who-ya-ARE!"

Will play while providing band names if that what it takes!!!!

no I do not wanna play. :lol: and Dude, all I have to do is google the lyrics to play. :P pshaw!

BTW - the link is NOT ME, dead sexy, but NOT ME! (note the url - Lame Advertisement - INDEED!) :lol:

RICHARD!!! why you sexy devil you! :rolleyes::lol::lol: Nice moobs and belly. Lame Advertisement......oh my Lord.

JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU PLAYING WITH US AGAIN!!! Now will you please quit your JOB (such a pesky nuisance, aren't they? :angry: ) and just monitor the sillies FULL TIME! I liked your other job better, when you never had to work. ;)

Ack! And I missed "programme" the 1st time!

Pee

Are

Oh

Gee

Are

Ay

Em!!

FINITO!

Are u looking to be Superfluous Speller Spice?? :P

:lol:

excellent

HI BEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gotta go, getting highlights today by my HORRID HORRID HIDEOUS stylist.....he does the BEST hair and has WORST WORST WORST personality and bedside manner.....it's like a Seinfeld episode - - by the end I just want to throttle the man - - we all do - - but our hair looks great......:huh:

tom Contributor
tom
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no I do not wanna play. :lol: and Dude, all I have to do is google the lyrics to play. :P pshaw!

LMAO (what's the emoticon for <embarrassed> ? I have to type them out. Like <space>colon el oh el colon<space>)

:lol:

"Well do u Don'tchooWANT me to make u?"

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
she said SOOZEIGH (mad grinning laughing face here)

There's starting be enough of this that I do believe ik-kwip-seh's pledgeweek will indeed be a busy one.

and PTAUGM!!!! how DARE you remove the u from colour!!! I use the british spelling whenever possible, makes me have a secret smile within self. ha ha!!!! oh and I quite like the O in Coeliac,

Would that make u a superfluous

Superfluous Speller Spice?

And I can barely beLIEVE u could favor Imperialist spellings! In another time, u might be betrayed as a Tory and summarily tarred and feathered! Or at certain times of the year, carameled and chocolate chipped!! <omg i crack me up>

But, since Celiac dx, she calls me Spruesie. :lol: I quite like it.

Hehe that IS good.

But, of course, there's yet ANOTHER problem.

Celiac "Sprue"?? Who needs the Sprue?

I imagine a conversation long ago.

"Looks like it's Sprue" :(

"Tropical Sprue?" :rolleyes:

"Oh no, CELIAC Sprue"

Screw that, who still gets Tropical Sprue?

(No one I heard of during my times in the tropics)

<tom wonders if Pseu-zee noticed her precious O was removed>

Um....does Thom KNOW what Grey Gardens is????? one million bonus points if in fact you do......

Yay yay - let's go to The Showroom and see what I can get w/ my million!

(Hehe looked it up the 1st time - so technically knew before YOU challenged?)

And I gotta say it's refreshing to see a flash of prolificity outta Pseuzee.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
But, of course, there's yet ANOTHER problem.

Celiac "Sprue"?? Who needs the Sprue?

I imagine a conversation long ago.

"Looks like it's Sprue" :(

"Tropical Sprue?" :rolleyes:

"Oh no, CELIAC Sprue"

Screw that, who still gets Tropical Sprue?

(No one I heard of during my times in the tropics)

Oh I beg to differ! My GI says she has a patient who lives to remain mysterious so he tells everyone he has non-tropical sprue. Much more exotic sounding. :P

"Oh my God- Code Red- it's non-tropical sprue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she says in George Clooney's ER voice. :P

Richard- Looking good!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

OK this is what I think:

Keep the O in coeliac

The E in programme

Use more BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As in Never (We nmind the Bollocks, it's the Sex PIstols!

More Rubbish (good God, I DO actually feel like utter rubbish today) :(

More Gorgeous- She made a lemon chiffon that was just gorgeous! (We need a lick your lips emoticon but that COULD be dangerous on this thread). :ph34r:

More piss off- Like I wish these Lymey bacterium would bleeding piss off!

Siouxsie Sue- Good luck with Giorgio Armani....I'm sure you'll look Ab Fab! :D

The rest of you, G'Day!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
"Oh my God- Code Red- it's non-tropical sprue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she says in George Clooney's ER voice. :P !

Oh my I cannot stop laughing at that!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
There's starting be enough of this that I do believe ik-kwip-seh's pledgeweek will indeed be a busy one.

ik-kwip-seh :lol: :lol: :lol:

And I can barely beLIEVE u could favor Imperialist spellings!

Indeed, yes, and it makes one seem and sound much smarter to KEEP the U whilst speaking. :lol::lol:

<tom wonders if Pseu-zee noticed her precious O was removed>

<_<:lol: yes oh great cheeky one, noted and IGNORED. ha ha ha ha ha

OK this is what I think:

Keep the O in coeliac

The E in programme

Use more BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As in Never (We nmind the Bollocks, it's the Sex PIstols!

More Rubbish (good God, I DO actually feel like utter rubbish today)

More Gorgeous- She made a lemon chiffon that was just gorgeous! (We need a lick your lips emoticon but that COULD be dangerous on this thread).

More piss off- Like I wish these Lymey bacterium would bleeding piss off!

Siouxsie Sue- Good luck with Giorgio Armani....I'm sure you'll look Ab Fab!

The rest of you, G'Day!

:lol::lol: :lol:

Excellent work, Bev. excellent. and BTW my hair - -- OMG I look like a supermodel (temporarily, sheesh).... :rolleyes:

AND WHAT WE ALSO NEED IS MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
Posted
and BTW my hair - -- OMG I look like a supermodel (temporarily, sheesh).... :rolleyes:

Picture!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
AND WHAT WE ALSO NEED IS MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Where in the gluten-only section of Hell did THAT come from?

I actually have a separate folder in my mp3 area for best cowbell songs!!

:lol:

"As long as we can make it to the shoooow tonite! . . . "

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Picture!

I second the motion and submit to a full vote!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Where in the gluten-only section of Hell did THAT come from?

[shaking head sadly with a big sigh]

Tom, tom, tom, tom. Oh dear. You with all of your crazy foolish (and entertaining) cheeky bits of knowledge do not know about MORE COWBELL????

well here you go then.....no one should be deprived in his or her life of this, certainly. ;)

Open Original Shared Link

"......I gotta FEE-VAH, and the only prescription for it is, MORE COWBELL........"

:lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
[shaking head sadly with a big sigh]

Tom, tom, tom, tom. Oh dear. You with all of your crazy foolish (and entertaining) cheeky bits of knowledge do not know about MORE COWBELL????

Oh Pseu-zee . . . . . Now I must "oh dear" you.

You seriously think I wouldn't know of the SNL sketch w/ Christopher Walken hosting and an ill-dressed Will Ferrel doing what he does?

The question was more "what is THAT doing HERE?".

And as great as the Sidekick is, no video.

Pepsi! Pepsi!! No Coke

jerseyangel Proficient
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Pepsi! Pepsi!! No Coke

Now that, I remember :D

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Pepsi! Pepsi!! No Coke

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Pepsi! Pepsi!! No Coke

Now that, I remember :D

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Pepsi! Pepsi!! No Coke

Now that, I remember :D

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Pepsi! Pepsi!! No Coke

Now that, I remember :D

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Pepsi! Pepsi!! No Coke

Now that, I remember :D

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Pepsi! Pepsi!! No Coke

Now that, I remember :D

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