The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[CarlaB]

An hour and a half wait for the kids physicals:(

Tom, i take credit for the humor, i just dont know which part you will find funny!

Nikki, no Aga lust yet... We're waiting for our cabinets to come in. I'll be lucky to have my new kitchen by Christmas!

[tom]

Eh???.....ssslllowww brain today

Ohhhhhhhhh, your post last wk(? 2wks?) of funny things to do included "end every sentence w/ 'in accordance w/ the prophecy' " !!!

It was my fav one of a thoroughly funny post!

[CarlaB]

tom, we might not be as nutty as Susie, but we all make our decisions the same way, by the way we feel at the moment so we're likely to change our mind. I believe men make decisions in a more rational manner so are less likely to change their mind.

[nikki-uk]

I didn't just fall off the nightshade truck, ya know.

Well of course not Tom (get back in yer truck )

Jestgar!!...love the new avatar (sans 'bangs'?)

[nikki-uk]

Ohhhhhhhhh, your post last wk(? 2wks?) of funny things to do included "end every sentence w/ 'in accordance w/ the prophecy' " !!!

It was my fav one of a thoroughly funny post!

Wow, must try going soy free myself...that's a good memory !!

[DingoGirl]

Ohhhhhhhhh, your post last wk(? 2wks?) of funny things to do included "end every sentence w/ 'in accordance w/ the prophecy' " !!!

It was my fav one of a thoroughly funny post!

and where exactly was said post? V. v. funny - - Tom - please find it for us!!!!

Baked dingo brain again today.....too bloody hot here and yard work again....no wonder this guy likes me so much......

:lol:

and so anywho, to answer the inquisitive minds, it is DINNER OUT tonight. At a very safe, uncontaminated place. susie likes it. And they serve a damn good mojito, too.

CARRY ON SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!

And Tom got carded

I got carded until I was about 40. Then the ravages of Celiac made me LOOK like I was in my 40's. BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki - bangs:

Open Original Shared Link

[jerseyangel]

What are 'bangs'?? ...is it a fringe??

Nikki--you are so cute! Yea, it's the shorter hair that covers your forehead--I decided to grow mine back out. I like "fringe" better, anyway

Jestgar--your picture made me break out laughing OMG!

[nikki-uk]

and so anywho, to answer the inquisitive minds, it is DINNER OUT tonight. At a very safe, uncontaminated place. susie likes it. And they serve a damn good mojito, too.

Details tomorrow, thankyou.

Nikki - bangs:

<a href="Open Original Shared Link disease=1" target="external ugc nofollow">Open Original Shared Link disease=1</a>

Dear lord!!!....'choppy bangs', 'Long eyebrow bangs', 'Fringe bangs' ... bangs, bangs, bangs!!!!.....how about 'hair around face' (insert emoticon with hair)

[elye]

I've always called my falling-on-the-forehead, above-the-eyebrows hair my "fringe". This word is never used to refer to this in North America; we all use "bangs" over here. But I love the sound of "fringe"...and it IS a fringe, for heavens sake:

fringe (frindz) 1. n. an ornamental border // an outer margin.

"Bangs" just sounds so...violent?

[tom]

and where exactly was said post? V. v. funny - - Tom - please find it for us!!!!

Does no one remember that nikki post?

You aren't all still hooked on SoyDelicious fake ice cream are u?

Will no one ever acknowledge that a 3 or 5 or 7 or 9 day food elimination test really may not always be long enough?

Ok - now to the point . . . . . . .how is it possibly the job of a phone surfer to "find it"!!!!!!!!? :P

Baked dingo brain again today.....too bloody hot here and yard work again....no wonder this guy likes me so much......

:lol:

You mean it's not the smelling like a dingo after all?

I'm not sure I appreciate the difference betw a "baked dingo brain" & a well-refrigerated AC'd one.

Long-time OMGers? Is Dingy a bore in the winter months?

And Tom got carded

I got carded until I was about 40. Then the ravages of Celiac made me LOOK like I was in my 40's. BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was still carded 1/2 the time @ 35. (Did I say that already?) Then kinda stopped going out.

Strangely I also looked *older* as a teen. Was in a union @14! Always was ready to buy the beer, w/ fake ID help, natch.

[DingoGirl]

You mean it's not the smelling like a dingo after all?

I'm not sure I appreciate the difference betw a "baked dingo brain" & a well-refrigerated AC'd one.

Long-time OMGers? Is Dingy a bore in the winter months?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Dingy is never a bore. It's just that, I think I become slightly delirious and more - approachable, maybe? -

with an overcooked and wilted brain. Also maybe more giggly.

Wait. that isn't true. I"m always giggly. Does the baked brain make one GIDDY?

and WTH is wrong with this forum, spread about the entire page now??????

HELP! what happened to me pages? am I the only one?

JESS - - - your avatar - -

I do think Patti's idea of the headband is a fine idea.

[Jestgar]

WooHoo!! checked off everything on my to do list!

Just collecting up my homework and letting my hair down (which now strongly resembles muppet hair) and heading out for the boat.

From my mom:

The Seamstress

>One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,

>her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared

>and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

>

>The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and

>that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their

>family.

>

>The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden

>thimble set with pearls.

>

>"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked

>

>The seamstress replied, "No."

>

>The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble

>ringed with sapphires.

>

>"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

>

>Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

>

>The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

>Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

>

>The seamstress replied, "Yes."

>

>The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all

>three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

>

>Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband

>along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared

>under the water.

>

>When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why

>are you crying?"

>

>"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

>

>The Lord went down into the water and came up with George

>Clooney.

>

>"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

>

>"Yes," cried the seamstress.

>

>The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

>

>The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord It is a

>misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you

>would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you

>would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you

>would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and

>would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why

>I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

>

>And so the Lord let her keep him.

>

>The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and

>honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

[elye]

Good one, Jess...Okay, I'm with Susan...my page is HUGE, and I have to keep scrolling all over the place to see everything. What gives?!

[CarlaB]

and WTH is wrong with this forum, spread about the entire page now??????

HELP! what happened to me pages? am I the only one?

Do you think Scott is trying to drive us out of here???

>The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and

>honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

[elye]

Do you think Scott is trying to drive us out of here???

Whoa...I never thought of that...maybe we're the only ones with huge, cumbersome pages!

[Mtndog]

Can't believe how much I've missed!!!!!!!!

Carla- You MARBLE MINXEY VIXEN!

susie- A great date? yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

I still feel like poop (having several meltdowns daily0 so need to laugh.

Email me to get me back to giggling my butt off!

[CarlaB]

Bev, now we know, if you're not here, we need to email you. You cannot have a party without us, even if it's a pity party! I've had lots of those myself ... glad you're feeling better and pooping in a bit.

Yeah, we ran out of marbles a long time ago.

[Mtndog]

Bev, now we know, if you're not here, we need to email you. You cannot have a party without us, even if it's a pity party!

YES- DEFINITELY email me. Need goggles

Yeah, we ran out of marbles a long time ago.

MUST PM me and explain in great detail where you get the stamina for this. Lyme has slayed my uhmmm.... libido :ph34r:

Tom- I SEE YOU!!!!!!!!

[CarlaB]

MUST PM me and explain in great detail where you get the stamina for this. Lyme has slayed my uhmmm.... libido

No, I put all the other intimate details of my life out here for public viewing, why not this! Two things -- one, make the Nike slogan your mantra. Two, it's hard to feel bad when you feel good.

Your husband will now wonder when you hit your head.

[tom]

Tom, so no dating for almost a decade? Is this going to change now that you're feeling better?

Aargh I meant to answer this yesterday!!

Aaannnnnd earlier today too.

So, here goes.

Yes

Yes

<bow> thanguooverimucsh

[CarlaB]

Tom, glad to hear it. I can't believe it's been over a decade!

[tom]

Tom, glad to hear it. I can't believe it's been over a decade!

Well, "Marbles", that wasn't entirely true, but it's not like this is the SeriousYak thread!!

No one seriously believed I had one word answers did they?

But I *did* mean to answer this yesterday!! Also earlier today, but no time to find it!

1st off, it's changed already. Didn't I mention that on my last SJ trip I had 2 dates? Mei both times. We had dated ~8-9 yrs ago. She was the only one w/ same ph #!!

I *had* to have mentioned how ridiculous it was to be locked out the apt. complex while she's supposed to be on her way!!

Hadn't eaten & all my food's up there. Hadn't showered or even had a chance for simple splash on face. Propped open one door, but ph reception so bad I can't still see door and make/recv calls. Case of Redbridge (SJ boys wanted some of their own) left upstairs at Apt door, then can't even get back up to IT before Mei shows.

It's after 2 and I've been up since 6 but haven't eaten or anything and so we end up starting a non-date date w/ my Redbridge in her trunk, going to WhF so I can eat!!!!!

4 hrs later I realized that was not a non-date!

We went out the following night too.

But she's not girlfriend material for NoSoyBoy.

(Too many words? Which are better left untyped?)

She wasn't a girlfriend 8-9yrs ago really anyway. Just off & on dating.

Last girlfriend was '96 and we broke up after Pete died & celiac's depression wouldn't let go.

Did see her and some others occasionally thru '02 or '03. Once celiac's full brunt got on a roll, I didn't see anyone.

So yeah - it's pretty dang ridiculous.

And I don't even *want* to meet anyone in Phx!! Well, maybe that needs to be amended to "anyone I REALLY like". Hehe

OMG with the way I get carried away w/ everything these days, some luc . . . . . . .is there a delicate way to finish this sentence?

<just did>

Susie's new dating adventure has me looking more favorably on my chances of finding someone w/ enough of the same interests etc.

Now who do I know in SJ w/ dogs?? <a mild layer of canine stench *works* for some ppl!>

(My gawwwwd it was so easy when on stage w/ sax somewhere every week!! )

[CarlaB]

Now, if you and Mei end up together, you will have the romantic story that it was because she was the only one with the same phone number as last time you were there.

Oh, and after posting a couple times on my phone, yes, I can understand having one word answers! This is because I can type very, very fast!

Words better left untyped? "She's not girlfriend material" , how cold!

And need I say, "Uh, oh"? When Susie said she didn't want to meet anyone, look what happened!

[Mtndog]

Tom, glad to hear it. I can't believe it's been over a decade!

Tom- Practice on those AZ girls and then when you find one you REALLY like, lay on the soy free charm :wub:

[tom]

Tom- Practice on those AZ girls and then when you find one you REALLY like, lay on the soy free charm :wub:

Practice what exactly?

You mean talking the talk? Being a cunning linguist?

I'm all over that!!

Now, if you and Mei end up together, . . . .

. . . . .

Words better left untyped? "She's not girlfriend material" , how cold!

Nah, she was fine for then, but not now. Oy I'm actually thinking she could be a good friend.

"How Cold!"?? No no no I'm not saying it to HER, just here!

It's not like she'll ever end up in this forum AND crack the code that reveals my acct name!!!

And need I say, "Uh, oh"? When Susie said she didn't want to meet anyone, look what happened!

Nyet!!!!!!!

I didn't want to meet anyone for YEARS and look what didn't happen, EmptyJar Spice!! (nah I like "Marbles" better )

No way am I going to get involved HERE while moving THERE!!

Bite your tongue! <ow!>