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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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TriticusToxicum
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After, that is, I scoop up the yeti poop in my back yard.

Will this be turning up on eBay? :ph34r:

High value stuff from what I've read. :P

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How is that for gardening? Or maybe keeping deer away?

...and what of the logistics? Does one need a shovel? A trowel? Or is a grocery bag inside-outed on one's hand sufficient? :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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How is that for gardening? Or maybe keeping deer away?

Yeti poop, in case you don't know, is a useful garden mulch and smells of Froot Loops.

Alas - deer not a problem here, 'tis a gated community adn they don't know the code.

:lol:

Will this be turning up on eBay? :ph34r:

High value stuff from what I've read. :P

Yes, ebay possibly after I fashion it into a shape......it's not unlike Spam for moUlding marvelous sculptures.

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Yes, ebay possibly after I fashion it into a shape......it's not unlike Spam for moUlding marvelous sculptures.

I can see the exhbit now...Scat as an interpretive artform. Look out Paris! Make room at the LouvRe!

elye Community Regular
elye
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I can see the exhbit now...Scat as an interpretive artform. Look out Paris! Make room at the LouvRe!

Having been to the Pompidou and seeing some truly...fascinating..."interpretive" art exhibits, I'd say it's likely been done.

Actually, poop has appeared in some of the post-Modern guys' works. Pollock comes to mind, and Van Gogh was known to incorporate some strange materials into his canvases. :huh::o

Let's take an enviornmentally responsible course here, and use any yeti poop as confetti when the lovebirds leave the church. What say you, Amanda? Will your dress be scotchguarded? A lovely bit of symbolism, here, as well...the secret magic of the stuff, festooned on the young lovers for posterity...

Now, if we follow the train of thought that has run through our parade dialogue...Let The Yeti Lead...hey! He's gotta be the first one down the aisle. Someone's gotta teach him to walk the aisle-walk...no furtive, forest-stamping stuff. This is a church!

I, also, would be happy to measure the yeti for his tux. Inseam measurement causes no fear, here. It's when the neck measurement needs taking...anywhere around those teeth... :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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oh yes, fabulous idea, SCATtering the yeti confetti onto the newlyweds.

That gave me a little snort, and it's a good thing - I am on day two of crankiness, boredom, and ennui. :mellow:

Say something funny, everyone.

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Say something funny, everyone.

NO!

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NO!

:lol:

-Sarah

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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We have a twenty-something who just started working in the lab as a fill in after finishing university (somebody's friend's kid) and I just traumatized him by informing that no, he didn't get paid to eat lunch.

The next big shocker will be the "no, you don't get paid to sip lattes in the lunch room".

How can anyone be so uninformed?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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In response to Richard's pirate - I've decided to counter with one of my own!!!!

You're next Sarah - I've got a Darth Vader, too!! - Just not sure where I put him at the moment . . .

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay, upon thinking further on this...

When I hear the word "scat", I think of small animal droppings, i.e., that of a mouse, cat, rabbit, etc. This, I am certain, folks, will not be scat. Our yeti is rumoured in legend to be over eight feet tall. So, we're talking about another whole category of fecal matter. We will have enough confetti for several weddings and a couple of bar mitzfahs. Anyone got any other events coming up that require special confetti? :lol:

tom Contributor
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Alas - deer not a problem here, 'tis a gated community adn they don't know the code.

:lol:

Unless the code is "howhighcanyoujump", they're 'scat outta luck'.

Yes, ebay possibly after I fashion it into a shape......it's not unlike Spam for moUlding marvelous sculptures.

Gaaaaah!!! I didn't even GO to the site and still dislike any reminder of ratemypoo.com!!

thouse dang U's pop up EVERYwhere!!

Now, if we follow the train of thought that has run through our parade dialogue...Let The Yeti Lead...hey! He's gotta be the first one down the aisle. Someone's gotta teach him to walk the aisle-walk...no furtive, forest-stamping stuff. This is a church!

:lol: :lol:

oh yes, fabulous idea, SCATtering the yeti confetti onto the newlyweds.

That gave me a little snort, and it's a good thing - I am on day two of crankiness, boredom, and ennui. :mellow:

In the 80s, a little snort took care of the rest.

Yeti Confetti, that magical stuff.

When poopy's froot-loopy, one can't get enough.

In ceremony solemn,

Parading in column,

A Yeti well-fed he's happy not gruff.

(Feel free to replace lame last line!! :D )

tho I like that "well-fed he" rhymed w/ confetti :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Unless the code is "howhighcanyoujump", they're 'scat outta luck'.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeti Confetti, that magical stuff.

When poopy's froot-loopy, one can't get enough.

In ceremony solemn,

Parading in column,

A Yeti well-fed he's happy not gruff.

(Feel free to replace lame last line!! :D )

tho I like that "well-fed he" rhymed w/ confetti :P

excellent work.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Okay, upon thinking further on this...

When I hear the word "scat", I think of small animal droppings, i.e., that of a mouse, cat, rabbit, etc. This, I am certain, folks, will not be scat. Our yeti is rumoured in legend to be over eight feet tall. So, we're talking about another whole category of fecal matter. We will have enough confetti for several weddings and a couple of bar mitzfahs. Anyone got any other events coming up that require special confetti? :lol:

You know, we could always use it in the parade . . . they usually toss candy or beads . . . we can have MJ throw it out . . . he's already wearing gloves and a mask.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I believe you did a fabulous job as is . . . but since you've thrown out a challenge . . .

Yeti Confetti, that magical stuff.

When poopy's froot-loopy, one can't get enough.

In ceremony solemn,

Parading in column,

A Yeti well-fed . . .

. . .he's not so tough

. . . he's up to snuff

. . . he's lookin' buff (Open Original Shared Link :o )

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The next big shocker will be the "no, you don't get paid to sip lattes in the lunch room".

How can anyone be so uninformed?

I think you are dealing w/ that new breed of youth, who have helicopter parents and have this enormous attitude of entitlement? :huh:

I believe you did a fabulous job as is . . . but since you've thrown out a challenge . . .

. . . he's lookin' buff (Open Original Shared Link :o )

oh my gawd!! where did you find that Yeti we can shave????????????????????????

:lol:

the perfect activity for the time-waster.

Alas, I have decided just to take a trip to the dentist today, just for fun:

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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"Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years."

Why did she keep going back?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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oh my gawd!! where did you find that Yeti we can shave????????????????????????

:lol:

Google is a wonderful thing :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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"Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years."

Why did she keep going back?

now WTH kind of question is that?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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"Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Phillips gave Lew three new complaints, including one from a 31-year-old woman who said Anderson fondled her at least six times over two years."

Why did she keep going back?

I was just getting ready to post that . . . you beat me to it!!

Hmmmm, they didn't show his picture . . . maybe he's hung like a yeti! (OK, that's a bit crude for me, you guys must be a bad influence on me!)

tom Contributor
tom
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Holy Yeti Droppings my brain took a serious blow at the bank. A heavy perfuming :(

It wasn't even MY teller, but a neighboring one who came over to help. :(

I should've just left & driven the 4 or 5 mi to the Mesa branch. :(

Wish I knew how long this'll last. :(

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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now WTH kind of question is that?

Hmmmm, they didn't show his picture . . . maybe he's hung like a yeti!

I guess that answers THAT question

:lol: :lol:

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Mtndog
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OMG- I cannot believe Amanda is going to let this parade at her wedding with Yeti Poop, Care Bears, wayne Newton and what not! Emily measuring the Yeti for his tux- methinks she wants to fully investigate inseam :ph34r:

I could use the leftover scat :rolleyes: as decor for Halloween!!!!!!!!! Perhaps advertise it as brownies for those gluttonous gluten eaters at my next party.

Boy that Yeti sure looks better if we DON'T SHAVE him!!!! OMG...reminds me of frisking the wookie. Emily- I KNOW you were here for that. Must find it!!! Oh..here it is:Open Original Shared Link

now shall we think of all the innuendos that shaving your yeti brings? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hug like a yeti :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG.

Yeti Confetti, that magical stuff.

When poopy's froot-loopy, one can't get enough.

In ceremony solemn,

Parading in column,

A Yeti well-fed he's happy not gruff.

:lol: :lol: :lol: YETI POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a Yeti from Spain

His inseam was giant it was claimed

Yet when Emily measured him

It accidentally pleasured him

And now he no longer

Complains!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Hmmmm, they didn't show his picture . . . maybe he's hung like a yeti! (OK, that's a bit crude for me, you guys must be a bad influence on me!)

:o WHAT? WHO?

US???????

*snigger*

OMG all sorts of Yeti poetry........

good work sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to drudgery.

HARRUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I absolutely love you guys! This thread is what is keeping me from losing my mind on all the wedding stuff :)

So the wedding is beach theme so could we have someone in the parade hand out shell necklaces?

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