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Do you know what MY family called (and still does) flatulence?

My FIL used to say "If you can't pay the rent, ya gotta get out" and the ever popular "Catch that and paint it green". B)

every time I try to access c.com, God shuts down my modem. :lol:

I've been having all sorts of odd stuff happening with the board. I wonder what gives?

What exactly are they teaching on Sunday Night Football??

I never knew of this :lol:

OK, Not something to be laughed at, but my friends took me shopping yesterday!!

Very cool! :D Sounds like you got some great pieces. :)

Cleavage :P


Patti

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"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou

"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev

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Oh...I'm confused! :rolleyes::huh: Need some clarification, or play-by-play of my own, here. I read the definitions of T-bagged, then tried to imagine a player T-bagging another player on the shoulder. Huh? Cannot configure this...Did he leap up in the air, and it squished against opposing player's deltoid? I need a flowchart!


Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973

diagnosed celiac winter 2005

diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! 253.gif

11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.

--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Cannot configure this...Did he leap up in the air, and it squished against opposing player's deltoid? I need a flowchart!

:huh: This is gonna be good :ph34r:

<pulls up chair and reaches for another handful of popcorn> B)


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

Diagnosed 3/8/05

Sister also Celiac

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Oh...I'm confused! :rolleyes::huh: Need some clarification, or play-by-play of my own, here. I read the definitions of T-bagged, then tried to imagine a player T-bagging another player on the shoulder. Huh? Cannot configure this...Did he leap up in the air, and it squished against opposing player's deltoid? I need a flowchart!

:huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:huh: This is gonna be good :ph34r:

<pulls up chair and reaches for another handful of popcorn> B)

indeed. kind of a slow day, we need this. Anyone seen our parade? Where's it headed?

:lol:


SUSIE

Diagnosed January 2006

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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Cannot configure this...Did he leap up in the air, and it squished against opposing player's deltoid?

**snorted and giggled out loud at this**

I actually already knew what teabagging meant... Thank you John Waters! :ph34r:

Well, oh fun, oh escapades... I just took the dog out and had to chase off a snake! It was a little one, a 2 1/2-footer, pretty skinny, but still... yech. I kept trying to scare it off, and it kept trying to play dead :rolleyes: Meanwhile Lilo, my dog, is gleefully oblivious- bouncing around the end of her leash like that dog in the old cartoons.

Finally it slithered up the only damn tree in the back yard... of course I instantly pictured myself standing under the tree, and the snake falling on my head <_< I'm not terrified of snakes, but still, not cool.

I don't know what kind of snake it was; I can only identify the two baddies you've got to watch for around here- copperheads and rattle snakes. :ph34r:

-Sarah


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--Son, Lucas, age 7. Gluten-free since May 2007

--Son, Ezra, age 5. Gluten-free 10/13/07. Bipolar tendencies, massively improved on gluten-free diet! He's also allergic to a jillion antibiotics.

--My mother has Celiac Disease, dx'ed by Positive Blood Tests and Biopsy. Diagnosed Sarcoidosis 6/08.

--Myself, Gluten-free since 8/07

Time heals all hurt of heart... but time must be won.

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:huh: This is gonna be good :ph34r:

<pulls up chair and reaches for another handful of popcorn> B)

Yes! I'm waiting....dim the lights... :huh:


Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973

diagnosed celiac winter 2005

diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! 253.gif

11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.

--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Oh...I'm confused! :rolleyes::huh: Need some clarification, or play-by-play of my own, here. I read the definitions of T-bagged, then tried to imagine a player T-bagging another player on the shoulder. Huh? Cannot configure this...Did he leap up in the air, and it squished against opposing player's deltoid? I need a flowchart!

:lol::lol:

Good point.

Shoulders aren't usually involved in what we are discussing here.

Bev?

Well, oh fun, oh escapades... I just took the dog out and had to chase off a snake!

Yikes, a snake!

I had a little tiny baby one slither out of the grass and down the driveway towards me a few months ago. Scared me so much I freaked out and jumped up, screamed, and ran away. That must have been a sight for the neighbors.

I walked back to it and what struck me odd is it was raising its head at me and hissing. I didn't think gardener snakes did this. But what do I know about snakes really.

My FIL used to say "If you can't pay the rent, ya gotta get out" and the ever popular "Catch that and paint it green".

:lol: Patti

I've been having problems with the board too

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:huh: This is gonna be good :ph34r:

<pulls up chair and reaches for another handful of popcorn> B)

:lol::lol::lol:

indeed. kind of a slow day, we need this. Anyone seen our parade? Where's it headed?

:lol:

Last I saw, Chuck Norris was dancing with one of the care bears . . . the one with the rainbow on its belly.

I have such a juvenile sense of humor- there's nothing like a good fart joke... or even just a reference to farting... to cheer me up! :D

Quote from my mom (while passing by my SIL): "Step aside, gas-powered grandma coming through" and she put-put-putted on her way.


Janet

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My FIL used to say "If you can't pay the rent, ya gotta get out" and the ever popular "Catch that and paint it green". B)

:lol:

My grandpa ALWAYS says "practising trumpet". My fiance plays trumpet and the first time I brought him to meet my grandpa, he was asking Ryan a million-and-one questions and when he asked him what his hobbies were, Ryan said practising trumpet. My grandpa and I almost died laughing! Poor Ryan :lol: . At least it broke the ice though. My grandpa brings up that incident almost every time he sees Ryan.

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Last I saw, Chuck Norris was dancing with one of the care bears . . . the one with the rainbow on its belly.

:o SEE! We KNEW he was gay! :P

Quote from my mom (while passing by my SIL): "Step aside, gas-powered grandma coming through" and she put-put-putted on her way.

:lol:

When I was first diagnosed w/ Celiac, I thought about everyone in my family (most are dead) who has or had Celiac...... Anywho, I had two grandmas - - the MEAN grandma and the STINKY/WEIRD grandma (yes, disliked them both tremendously, got seriously ripped off in the grandma department :angry: Don't even know what a good grandma is like so PLEASE don't start going into detail about how wonderful your grandma(s) is, are, or were because I am still menstrual and will get CRANKY or WORSE at the mention of it :huh:).

Well, Stinky used to spend the night occasionally and would sometimes sleep in the other bed in my room. And you know what, she farted me to sleep, every time. :huh::lol: Big 'uns, too. :lol: (most assuredly she was Celiac, and most assuredly it is on my father's side also - double yikes).

better leave before God turns off my modem again. :lol:


SUSIE

Diagnosed January 2006

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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better leave before God turns off my modem again. :lol:

:lol::lol:

He only does that when you dis your grandma! Otherwise, it's Chuck Norris!

:lol:


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...I bet Chuck Norris shakes the rosebush a lot. He just looks very gassy to me.


Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973

diagnosed celiac winter 2005

diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! 253.gif

11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.

--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Well, it seems as though farting is something we will have to incorporate into our parade... :lol: perhaps whoever is leading things in the first float will have to indulge in some serious gluten before we set off. Would that be you, Queen Bev? We could throw in some gas-powered grandmas at the rear. Now, incorporating T-bagging athletes...this may be a trick. Guys, can one T-bag and march at the same time? :o:lol:


Emily

diagnosed type one diabetic 1973

diagnosed celiac winter 2005

diagnosed hypothyroid spring 2006

But healthy and happy! 253.gif

11 year-old Son had negative blood panel, but went on gluten-free diet of his own volition to see if his concentration would improve, his temper abate, and his energy level would increase. Miraculous response!

The great are great only because we are on our knees.

--Pierre Joseph Proudhon (1809-1865)

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Well, it seems as though farting is something we will have to incorporate into our parade... :lol: perhaps whoever is leading things in the first float will have to indulge in some serious gluten before we set off. Would that be you, Queen Bev? We could throw in some gas-powered grandmas at the rear. Now, incorporating T-bagging athletes...this may be a trick. Guys, can one T-bag and march at the same time? :o:lol:

Richard, how's that popcorn? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I don't know....it looked like leap frog to me but both my friend and hubby said NO WAY- total tea-bagging :ph34r:

NO way I am eating gluten.......got plenty of gas without it anyway :lol: :lol: :lol:

I got jipped grandma wise too........everyone but my dad's dad was gone before I was born :(

Oh........pic of Uncle ray arrived today but must ask his permission to post it. B):P


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...I bet Chuck Norris shakes the rosebush a lot. He just looks very gassy to me.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

gassy :lol: and Chuck Norris in same sentence - oh Richard will NOT be pleased!!! :P (I am SURE that Richard will aver that Chuck's farts are hickory-smoke or pine-scented :lol: )

Actually, it would be safe to say the same about Charleton Heston.

Heston is gassy too? Why, what a parade this will be ! :lol:

Yes, bean-powered......oh my. The poor Yeti-poop scooper in the rear - was that Janet?????

:o

p.s.

Do Care Bears fart? :lol:

p.s.s. and Janet - are you saying Chuck Norris has been shutting down my modem? Why that stinking GASSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::P


SUSIE

Diagnosed January 2006

"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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(I am SURE that Richard will aver that Chuck's farts are hickory-smoke or pine-scented :lol: )

:lol::lol::o:lol::lol:

Yes, bean-powered......oh my. The poor Yeti-poop scooper in the rear - was that Janet?????

Well, I was hoping that it WOULDN'T be me. But seeing how this parade is shaping up with all the beans and farting and tea-baggin', Chief poop scooper for the carnivorous (and bean-free) Yeti might actually be the more desirable position.


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Do Care Bears fart? :lol:

I'm pretty sure they are rainbow colored clouds that smell like those fruit scented markers...not quite fruit scented, but you can kind of pretend after sniffing enough of them.


"But then, in all honesty, if scientists don't play god, who will?"

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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

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:lol::lol::o:lol::lol:

Well, I was hoping that it WOULDN'T be me. But seeing how this parade is shaping up with all the beans and farting and tea-baggin', Chief poop scooper for the carnivorous (and bean-free) Yeti might actually be the more desirable position.

how sad, that scooping the yeti waste is now more desirable

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm pretty sure they are rainbow colored clouds that smell like those fruit scented markers...not quite fruit scented, but you can kind of pretend after sniffing enough of them.

gahhhhhhhhhhh :lol: :lol:

Must take the dingos on a romp, they swear to me they smelled a yeti, coming from teh direction of the orchard today.....:P


SUSIE

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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have such a juvenile sense of humor- there's nothing like a good fart joke... or even just a reference to farting... to cheer me up! :D

-Sarah

-.- Teh humor is lost on me. ANd i'm about as juvenile as it gets... How do people joke about things like that? I just don't find it funny.


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Glued there, to my face,

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All it shows is fake.

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THE CAREBEARS WILL JOIN WITH THE BOOHBAHS AND TELETUBBIES AND TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE WITH MACHINE GUNS AND BRAINWASHED CHILDREN!!!!!! DUCK AND COVER!!!!

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Chuck Norris's farts?

According to the www, hen Chuck Norris farts, several hundred species go extinct. Dinosaurs were around the last time Chuck Norris farted, let


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Gluten free since 2005

In the midst of winter, I found there was within me an invincible summer.

Albert Careb

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-.- Teh humor is lost on me. ANd i'm about as juvenile as it gets...

Well there's your problem! The rest of us have forgotten what it's REALLY like to be a juvenile, so we pretend by laughing at bodily functions.

(it also helps that these things are freely and frequently discussed on this board and if most of us hadn't developed a sense of humor about horrible noises (and other things) our bodies make without us being able to control them we'd have died of embarrassment long ago.)


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- James Watson

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- Ashleigh Brilliant

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Oh you bunch of LUNATICS!!! :lol:

Very much LMAO here, but no time yet to comment on such comment-worthy silliness. :D

I've been popping in for brief respite from the serious threads, and from all the damned sorting/packing & running into reminders of things I'd rather not think about today. So I'm lovin' that practically every post is an LOL!

Now I'm off to remove tea-bagging from my list of Top 5 Topics I'll Never See Discussed on the Sillythread. :P:lol:


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Celiac 1st diagnosed as a toddler, in the 60s. Docs then, between bloodletting & leech-tending, said "he'll grow out of it" & I was back on gluten & mostly fine for 30yrs.

Gluten-free since 12-03

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-.- Teh humor is lost on me. ANd i'm about as juvenile as it gets... How do people joke about things like that? I just don't find it funny.

<scratching chin>

:huh:

hmmmmmmmmmmm....must ponder this further......as an ADULT (?) I find it funny, as a juvenile, even funnier.

Is there a genetic component to "bathroom humour," which only some have? (perhaps the same marker that lets only certain members of population detect the bitterness in cruciferous vegetables?)

:lol:


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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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