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DingoGirl Enthusiast

now MY head just exploded!!!!

:huh::lol:

My hubby and I are watching Ghost Hunters. :ph34r: I'm slightly askeert!

:lol: she said askeert...

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST HIDDEN SECRET ON THE ENTIRE BOARD.

THANKS FOR THE FUN...............i'LL BE BACK.

YOUR AVATARS ARE THE BEST.

;) Yup, true that.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

excellent work :lol: :lol:

Besides, the yeti is in the chest freezer in the basement!

:o did you KILL our yeti?

Richard, I find your new avatar more disturbing than the one with everyone in the tub . . . just the expression on Susie's face . . . it doesn't LOOK like she is enjoying her kiss from Del Toro.

WHAT? the HELL you say! oh I most certainly AM enjoying my kiss from Benicio, it's just that he won't leave me ALONE!!!!! He simply CAN"T get enough of me, I was trying to take a sip of my wine..... :P

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, those of you who work can keep updated .... I have to leave the house all the time and find it impossible!!!!

well then quite leaving the house, silly!

I WANT PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to be a mystery woman spotted in tub with Benicio and other tall, dark and handsomes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just put up your photo, I am sure Richard can work something out. ;)

Actually I need to induce apoptosis in EBV transformed B lymphocytes, which, of course, are resistant to apoptosis, otherwise they wouldn't be transformed.

You have to be nuts to study DM-PK expansion.

hmmm, latent membrane protein....

I believe that's expressed by nepalese yeti and used as a mechanism to shed water/snow/sleet from the fur. But how that relates to EBV....

*#*#*

:mellow: <---- exploding head

Lymphoctye spill Aisle 12...we need a clean up!

LOL

:lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Lymphoctye spill Aisle 12...we need a clean up!

LOL

Was that from Amanda or Danny?

TriticusToxicum Explorer
WHAT? the HELL you say! oh I most certainly AM enjoying my kiss from Benicio, it's just that he won't leave me ALONE!!!!! He simply CAN"T get enough of me, I was trying to take a sip of my wine..... :P

So last night wasn't as bad as you thought :P

I thought i recognized you as the mystery woman, but it went by so fast on the "Hollywood Minute" on CNN. Thank goodness for the DVR. I was able to back up the tape and see that the paparazzi snapped the pic outside a Trader Joe's. That pretty much convinced me that you had it "goin' on" last night. Work it girl! :P

You weren't the only one caught out and about last night...

...a certain someone was spotted at her local Outback with someone other than her husband! :o

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Darn210 Enthusiast
...a certain someone was spotted at her local Outback with someone other than her husband! :o

And apparently they were both naked . . . thank you for your tasteful cropping. Otherwise, Scott would have been down on us in a flat second. Then once again . . . out of the tub, hide the wookie . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
And HEY! I'm working! I'm thawing stuff.

Me too. We're having chicken for dinner. :lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
And apparently they were both naked . . . thank you for your tasteful cropping. Otherwise, Scott would have been down on us in a flat second. Then once again . . . out of the tub, hide the wookie . . .

ROFL :lol:

I am having trouble stiffling my snickers :P


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<========= Our very own NAUGHTY GIRL!!! :o

:lol::lol:

Fabio's hair has never looked better.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
:lol::lol:

Fabio's hair has never looked better.

His hair is PAID to look good!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Ohhhhh Julie - best be careful about quoting Richard. Look what you've done you NAUGHTY GIRL!!

:lol::lol:

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:lol::lol:

Fabio's hair has never looked better.

FABIO's HAIR? What about mine???????????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG- I SO was not naked with Fabio at the Outback last night! He was naked....I had clothes on. I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Angus LOVES his new troll friend! WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I am going to die laughing...................Must evacuate thread immediately as it is EVIL VORTEX sucking me in. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<STALKER ALERT!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
And HEY! I'm working! I'm thawing stuff.

:blink: work? don't you just sit and stare at it whilst it thaws? :lol:

Me too. We're having chicken for dinner. :lol:

:lol:

FABIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

too bad that goose hit him in the nose on the rollercoaster, that's the only thing I think of when I see him now.

He's signed up for the parade, BTW. Fully nude, and has asked that Daughter braid some sharks' teeth into his hair.

Do you think Scott ever reads our crap here? :lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Do you think Scott ever reads our crap here? :lol:

CRAP?? :o

CRAP??!

I prefer to think of it as medicinal jocularity. :)

Green12 Enthusiast
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<STALKER ALERT!

OMG!

Just keep your tongue away from my personal space.

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OMG!

Just keep your tongue away from my personal space.

RUN JULIE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
I prefer to think of it as medicinal jocularity. :)

:D Good one, Julie--I like that!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Nikki's Here!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
:D Good one, Julie--I like that!

That was actually Richard, aka crazy Gene Simmons. He's my stalker.

Also, I could not come up with something so profound as "medicinal jocularity", so that was your first clue.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:D Good one, Julie--I like that!

gah we fooled patti!!!!! :lol:

'twas that avatar-hijacking RICHARD coining the phrase!!!!

:P

Green12 Enthusiast
RUN JULIE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sheeet, I'm about to pee my pants laughing so hard Bev.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMG!!!! - You NUTS have excelled yourselves in my absence :lol:

Don't you just hate it when 'life' gets in the way of posting/reading on the Silly Thread !! <_<

.......and OMG........braiding the yeti (nothing like frisking the wookie) took forever :rolleyes: ....I put some fur extensions in as well , just to give him more body...I think he really likes it !!!!!

I am having trouble stiffling my snickers :P

..read that as knickers, as well you knew I would !!! :lol:

CRAP?? :o

CRAP??!

I prefer to think of it as medicinal jocularity. :)

:lol::lol::lol:

........heck....that was a close one getting everyone out of the bath in time !!! :o

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh sheeet, I'm about to pee my ants laughing so hard Bev.

Well don't pee your pants and THEN run. It'll chafe.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

It's lunch time guys!!! We are midway through another day

15 more days till the wedding :)

My bouquets are here, what do you guys think :)

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Was that from Amanda or Danny?

LOL...He said he wants his store to remain clean and tidy :)

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