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Darn210 Enthusiast
Ptaum said verilarious... :lol:

Excuse me, must step out, time to visit dictionary.com.


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Excuse me, must step out, time to visit dictionary.com.

um, excuse me, it's a made up word........:huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ptaum said verilarious... :lol:

Excuse me, must step out, time to visit dictionary.com.

AHA!!!!!!! YOU GUYS MADE THAT UP!!!! :angry::o Or to be more grammatically better . . . You guys up that made!!! :lol:

Why, that's prepostensive to make up words!!! :wacko::blink::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
um, excuse me, it's a made up word........:huh:

Yes, Yes . . . gimme a minute . . . I was working on my emoticonery and perfecting my tone of indignation.

elye Community Regular
AHA!!!!!!! YOU GUYS MADE THAT UP!!!! :angry::o Or to be more grammatically better . . . You guys up that made!!!
:lol:

Now that, Janet, is perfect wordplay for GGQ. You must mail it in to the winter issue...

Why, that's prepostensive to make up words!!! :wacko::blink::lol:

Indeed....and quite iridellious, to boot.... :rolleyes::lol:

tom Contributor
Excuse me, must step out, time to visit dictionary.com.

Is it there yet?

CarlaB Enthusiast
Anybody ever listen to "Chickenman"???

Okay, I'm resorting to quoting myself .... well, have you?


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tom Contributor
um, excuse me, it's a made up word........:huh:

Well ya don't hafta get all re-prepostensivatory w/ me.

P.S. Carla - Chickenwho? Radio guy?

CarlaB Enthusiast
P.S. Carla - Chickenwho? Radio guy?

I take it you don't remember the radio show .... we actually have a record album of this show! Open Original Shared Link

Now, this will make you feel old .... my kids were playing some old records on the record player ... when I asked them what they were doing, they told me they were playing those black disc things, what are they called? :lol:

Here's more ... Open Original Shared Link

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Snow's falling at my house right now...do any of you chicken sillies want to come and we can make hot cocoa?

CarlaB Enthusiast

Snow! There is only one day per year worthy of snow ... the rest of the days should be warm and sunny. :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Are you sure....I made homemade soup too :) Tempted yet>

By the way how is the Yeti doing?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well ya don't hafta get all re-prepostensivatory w/ me.

:angry: You Said It!!!

:lol::lol:

Now, this will make you feel old .... my kids were playing some old records on the record player ... when I asked them what they were doing, they told me they were playing those black disc things, what are they called? :lol:

:huh: Frisbees?

:huh: Coasters?

:huh: In a pinch . . . 3rd Base?

tom Contributor
Here's more ... Open Original Shared Link

Oh THAT Chickenman!!!!!

When I saw WCFL I knew I was in deep doo-doo. I was there but wasn't a listener. ^_^<_<

P.S. Dang! I can't get my new av to stay there. Saw it in the PM but now I'm back to yeti-bath!

tom Contributor
Snow's falling at my house right now...do any of you chicken sillies want to come and we can make hot cocoa?

:o

GUARDS!!! Coup attempt!! :ph34r: Coup attempt!!

Same ole shtory .. . .one taste of power & they can't let go.

Such a blatant example of a facade of innocence too!

But *I* think she knows what a proper hot cocoa could do to me. <_<

Once again, it's all about 'plausible deniability'.

<oh . .. . ... .what's that? . . .. you've got some medium-roasted (on Sunday) Oaxacan coffee there also? And even my Pacific brand hazelnut milk?>

awwwwww ain't Amanda the mostess?? :wub:

P.S. Don't think this means we're not keeping an eye on you <_<

Ridgewalker Contributor
Did you guys here the news? MC Hammer is suing the Chicken Butt Cooties. He said their song "Can't Pluck This" is copyright infringement. I think he's grasping at straws . . . just needs the money.

Aww jeez, what a whiner baby. Did Will Smith get all fired up about "Gettin' Eggy With It?" Did Sting get his panties in a twist over "Every Egg You Break?"

I don't theenk so!

CarlaB Enthusiast
Are you sure....I made homemade soup too :) Tempted yet>

By the way how is the Yeti doing?

Homemade soup sounds great!

I don't know, he's not here, is the Yeti supposed to be with me? Uh, oh, I lost him .... Was I supposed to get him today? I was busy today and didn't read all of it ... I had to get my name changed on my social security card ... been married 23 years and never bothered .... now that everyone is computerized, I have to change it! LOL

:angry: You Said It!!!

:lol::lol:

:huh: Frisbees?

:huh: Coasters?

:huh: In a pinch . . . 3rd Base?

Records.
Darn210 Enthusiast
:o

GUARDS!!! Coup attempt!! :ph34r: Coup attempt!!

Same ole shtory .. . .one taste of power & they can't let go.

Such a blatant example of a facade of innocence too!

But *I* think she knows what a proper hot cocoa could do to me. <_<

Once again, it's all about 'plausible deniability'.

<oh . .. . ... .what's that? . . .. you've got some medium-roasted (on Sunday) Oaxacan coffee there also? And even my Pacific brand hazelnut milk?>

awwwwww ain't Amanda the mostess?? :wub:

P.S. Don't think this means we're not keeping an eye on you <_<

:lol::lol:

Tom, sometimes I wonder how many voices you got goin' up there in that head of yours.

Aww jeez, what a whiner baby. Did Will Smith get all fired up about "Gettin' Eggy With It?" Did Sting get his panties in a twist over "Every Egg You Break?"

I don't theenk so!

:lol::lol:

By the Way . . . I stumbled across some of the CBC's Open Original Shared Link. I'm sure it was just to pay the bills and will probably come back to haunt them once they've gone international.

tom Contributor
Aww jeez, what a whiner baby.

That's pretty much what I was thinking.

And particularly w/ his own sordid Superfreak sampling!!

Did Will Smith get all fired up about "Gettin' Eggy With It?" Did Sting get his panties in a twist over "Every Egg You Break?"

Or Pink Floyd w/ Dark Side of the Shell?

Crystal Gayle's Don't It Make My White Eggs Brown?

<yikes!really scrambling for these now!>

Dylan's Lay, Layer Lay?

Ridgewalker Contributor
By the Way . . . I stumbled across some of the CBC's Open Original Shared Link. I'm sure it was just to pay the bills and will probably come back to haunt them once they've gone international.

:lol: :lol: I think it all depends on timing! When Britney was in her heyday, the old vids of her singing at age 8 were adorable. Now they just make ya sad.

tom Contributor
:lol::lol:

Tom, sometimes I wonder how many voices you got goin' up there in that head of yours.

"U tell 'er" "no, u" "don't look at ME!" "I wasn't looking at u" "so? Who's gonna tell 'er" "where's uhhhhhh .. . ." "He's long- freakin-gone so""<BAWK!> "who forgot to shut the cage!!?" . . ... .. . ..

Can I get back to you on that? :)

Ridgewalker Contributor
That's pretty much what I was thinking.

And particularly w/ his own sordid Superfreak sampling!!

Or Pink Floyd w/ Dark Side of the Shell?

Crystal Gayle's Don't It Make My White Eggs Brown?

<yikes!really scrambling for these now!>

Dylan's Lay, Layer Lay?

*giggle*..... scrambling...

Or the oldie, "Bawk Three Times"

or the the true classic, "Stormy Feathers"

I'm gonna get myself in trouble for saying "oldie" aren't I?

Darn210 Enthusiast
That's pretty much what I was thinking.

And particularly w/ his own sordid Superfreak sampling!!

Or Pink Floyd w/ Dark Side of the Shell?

Crystal Gayle's Don't It Make My White Eggs Brown?

<yikes!really scrambling for these now!>

Dylan's Lay, Layer Lay?

:lol::lol:

Carpenter's Breaking Eggs is Hard To Do

Brooks & Dunn's (Chicken) Butt Scootin' Boogie

Allman Brothers' Scramblin' Man

Wham!'s Fix me Eggs Before You Go-Go

Darn210 Enthusiast
"U tell 'er" "no, u" "don't look at ME!" "I wasn't looking at u" "so? Who's gonna tell 'er" "where's uhhhhhh .. . ." "He's long- freakin-gone so""<BAWK!> "who forgot to shut the cage!!?" . . ... .. . ..

Can I get back to you on that? :)

Yeah . . . why don't cha' :unsure: . . . seems like you might need to take a head count. . . :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
:lol::lol:

Carpenter's Breaking Eggs is Hard To Do

Brooks & Dunn's (Chicken) Butt Scootin' Boogie

Allman Brothers' Scramblin' Man

Wham!'s Fix me Eggs Before You Go-Go

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And SRV's "The Hen House is Rockin' (Don't Bother Bawkin')"

Madonna's "Like a Layer"

Little River Band's "Lonesome Rooster"

Derek and the Dominoes' "Lay-la"???

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