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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
OMG! You know - when you're single - - you can just lay around in your slovenly squalor all day........

Um........you can do this when married. Trust me. :lol:


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Emily said FLACCID and Peter is out of control!!!!! OMGAWD! Wait, how many moderators are on tis thread? Me, Patti, Peter. Did I miss anyone else?

. . . and Amanda . . . and don't forget, Emily is really Scott under another username. 'Tis really the only explanation as to why we get away with this stuff . . . because Emily/Scott is one of the worst offenders . . . <no offense, Emily/Scott>.

elye Community Regular
. . . and Amanda . . . and don't forget, Emily is really Scott under another username. 'Tis really the only explanation as to why we get away with this stuff . . . because Emily/Scott is one of the worst offenders . . . <no offense, Emily/Scott>.

:lol::lol:

Yes.......take a close look at that self-portrait avatar I've got up here right now. Those are men's boot-cut jeans......was no one looking? :o:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Emily, I have decided that most people (especially the newbies) will look at your av and think it is all Celiac related . . . "Oh, that poor soul, a photo of her glutened and laying on the bathroom floor. Somebody put some absinthe in her Laurentians. I'll have to check allrecipes.com for a recipe for Laurentians and add absinthe to the list of ingredients that I need to look out for . . . "

~alex~ Explorer
Alex- new avatar is for you. I was 12 in the picture! The pony was Mr Spoons and he was the bomb (not mine but I got to ride him a lot!)

I love it! But I am feeling quite jealous. :P

Doesn't Susie look different in this latest av?

None of the others made me think of . ...who? .. .maybe Sandra Bullock? Or some other actress .. .. ..no prev av did.

YES! I have noticed that Susie is quite a chameleon, always looking different in each av. Always quite lovely though! :)

elye Community Regular
Emily, I have decided that most people (especially the newbies) will look at your av and think it is all Celiac related . . . "Oh, that poor soul, a photo of her glutened and laying on the bathroom floor. Somebody put some absinthe in her Laurentians. I'll have to check allrecipes.com for a recipe for Laurentians and add absinthe to the list of ingredients that I need to look out for . . . "

:lol::lol::lol:

Or, they'll think that absinthe is one of those hidden sources of gluten that appears on ingredient lists. I found some absinthe in the Laurentians sounds like a warning, particularly with a pic of me as a wasted shell lying by the toilet. I found it, and look what it did to me. Stay away from Laurentians, or make certain it is absinthe-free!

~alex~ Explorer
:lol::lol::lol:

Or, they'll think that absinthe is one of those hidden sources of gluten that appears on ingredient lists. I found some absinthe in the Laurentians sounds like a warning, particularly with a pic of me as a wasted shell lying by the toilet. I found it, and look what it did to me. Stay away from Laurentians, or make certain it is absinthe-free!

Yes, it definitely looks like it could be a bad glutening experience! I would certainly want to stay away from whatever put you in that state! Well except for the fact that I really would like to sample some absinthe.

<---- new av. edit: found a better av picture. I did ride a horse before (although I don't really remember this experience). I don't have to be so jealous of Bev and her horse now. I look like boy in this picture! :ph34r:


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tom Contributor

Whoa!!! Such a rare late posting flurry!!!!

I go to answer a long PM, come back and I'm 2 pages behind??????????

And toooooooo many LOLs throughout!!!!!

There's Phallic Phusilli, Peter Patti'ing, Janet Janeting, :huh: , Dingy confiding a secret Walmart Kissey caper, threats of Absithian Av replacement :o , Em encouraging x-rated (both micro/macro) macaroni art, etc etc oh the MADNESS!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT NOBODY ELSE HERE HAS EVER OWNED PENIS CLOTHING/ACCESSORIES??! :lol::lol:

:lol: maybe I'll just leave this alone . . . unless you'd count .. . . oh n/m

um.........Sandra Bullock??? :blink: only if she is filthy, unwashed, hungover, wearing hardly any makeup and out hiking around wtih a kissey boy. ;)

maybe in the photo.....but not remotely in real life.

And not even remotely in any av I'd seen.

ChameleonGirl strikes again!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: :lol:

Just snortling away at the madness here........is it a full moon? no? what in hell has gotten into us..........

BTW - should have said earlier - if Jess's penis pasta IS really penne/quills, and she thinks quills are penii.........well then maybe this is why she's on her second ex? :lol:

does that make sense? :huh:

I didn't think so. :lol:

Emily said FLACCID and Peter is out of control!!!!! OMGAWD! Wait, how many moderators are on tis thread? Me, Patti, Peter. Did I miss anyone else?

Speechless!!!!!!!!!! You could cook it and then throw it against the wall to see if it sticks and then it will be projectile penis pasta

dear gawd............ :lol:

flaccid is funny. <cackling face>

Bev is SOOOOOOOO phunny, even when bored and sick and sick of being bored.

I actually had some of this, as well, a few years ago, given to me by my best and craziest friend. It seemed like such a waste, cooking and eating something that was so shockingly hilarious. I wondered about donating it to the kids' kindergarten class for macaroni picture art projects....but I figured that the school staff may not have the same sense of humour as I, and Children's Aid may be notified.....

OMG :lol: I'm starting to believe all her crazy talk....

. . . and Amanda . . . and don't forget, Emily is really Scott under another username. 'Tis really the only explanation as to why we get away with this stuff . . . because Emily/Scott is one of the worst offenders . . . <no offense, Emily/Scott>.

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are SOOOO onto him/her.......

Emily, I have decided that most people (especially the newbies) will look at your av and think it is all Celiac related . . . "Oh, that poor soul, a photo of her glutened and laying on the bathroom floor. Somebody put some absinthe in her Laurentians. I'll have to check allrecipes.com for a recipe for Laurentians and add absinthe to the list of ingredients that I need to look out for . . . "

*snooooooooort* easily 400 calories. Yes, imagine. Must avoid this absinthe......this Laurentian......poor thing, look at her, crumpled in a heap at the John.

YES! I have noticed that Susie is quite a chameleon, always looking different in each av. Always quite lovely though!

:wub: that is so sweet! but - you really should see me in person before you make this statement.....gads........ :ph34r: NOT always lovely......

you and Bev look SO CUTE in these pony avs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or, they'll think that absinthe is one of those hidden sources of gluten that appears on ingredient lists. I found some absinthe in the Laurentians sounds like a warning, particularly with a pic of me as a wasted shell lying by the toilet. I found it, and look what it did to me. Stay away from Laurentians, or make certain it is absinthe-free!

:lol:

thank gawd for Karate. Kissey won't be here until 8:30.

Okay - - here's something mildly phunny.

you know before - only girls spent the night at my house, Gail and Jenn and out-of-town friends, and so I figured my neighbors thought I was gay. <giggly face>

Now - - Kissey arrives in various vehicles. The Jetta, the motorcycle, Ford Expedition from work, and now today, a rental car (Phord Phocus) as Jetta is in the shop. So now - my neighbors probably just think I'm a ho'. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
There's Phallic Phusilli, Peter Patti'ing, Janet Janeting, :huh: , Dingy confiding a secret Walmart Kissey caper, threats of Absithian Av replacement :o , Em encouraging x-rated (both micro/macro) macaroni art, etc etc oh the MADNESS!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Just a PERFECT day in Sillyville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

oh, and.....to answer Em's earlier question - NO - I have NEVER owned any penis-clothing/accessories!! seriously!!!!!!!! But I'm quite impressed to know a dignified instructor of diplomats who does. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I did ride a horse before (although I don't really remember this experience).

Yeah, me too . . . If I didn't have the picture, I would swear it never happened.

psawyer Proficient

Out of control? Me? What silliness is this... Hmm, perhaps this is a measurement of how silly I am. If I am, in fact, the silliest of us all, what does that mean? I hope that it does not mean that I have to wear phunny earrings with strange depictions of certain body parts. That would be very hard for me to do. :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I hope that it does not mean that I have to wear phunny earrings with strange depictions of certain body parts. That would be very hard for me to do. :ph34r:

only at work, and only on delivery days.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Janet's av. :lol::lol: :lol: always kills.

tom Contributor

GAHHHHH!!!! ROFL again at all the quoted absinthed Laurentians riffing!!!

"Waiter, there's a phaerie in my Laurentian platter"

BTW - should have said earlier - if Jess's penis pasta IS really penne/quills, and she thinks quills are penii.........well then maybe this is why she's on her second ex? :lol:

does that make sense? :huh:

In a word .. . ... .noOOOOoo!!! :blink:

Yesterday Pseuzee's all "brilliant scientist" & today accuses (yes, acCUSES!) Jess of failing to distinguish the penne from the penile?????

Bite yer slithery chameleon tongue!!!!!!

Yeah, me too . . . If I didn't have the picture, I would swear it never happened.

Oy I hate these situations & how much it can cost to get the photographer to swear it never happened - if ya know what I mean.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
"Waiter, there's a phaerie in my Laurentian platter"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In a word .. . ... .noOOOOoo!!! :blink:

Yesterday Pseuzee's all "brilliant scientist" & today accuses (yes, acCUSES!) Jess of failing to distinguish the penne from the penile?????

Bite yer slithery chameleon tongue!!!!!!

gawd :lol:

OMG - just now - I saw a new thread entitled "diaper creams" but - I misread it to say "diaper DREAMS" and fleetingly wondered if that was a new kind of cookie er sumfin :lol: :lol:

night sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!! gotta sit and watch LOST and be TOTALLY confused and furious....... :huh:

thank you sillies, for the phunnies today.....totally cheered me up... :)

tom Contributor
only at work, and only on delivery days.

:lol:

Janet's av. :lol::lol: :lol: always kills.

No doubt a classic. :lol:

Every Phaerie Nap av will always crack me up.

Such an inadvertant start to it all!!

Speaking of avs .. . .. .. What has Susie done w/ the Happy Kisseys? Does my tiny screen fail to show the reason for that Walmart-frame-bound pic??????

(Uh-oh .. .no offense intended of course)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Speaking of avs .. . .. .. What has Susie done w/ the Happy Kisseys? Does my tiny screen fail to show the reason for that Walmart-frame-bound pic??????

(Uh-oh .. .no offense intended of course)

:lol:

'twere the ugliest photo I could presently find of self. wanted you all to REALLY know that I look NOTHING like Sandra Bullock.

(poor Sandy - hope she's not reading along) :lol:

tom Contributor
'twere the ugliest photo I could presently find of self.

:ph34r: <make it go away!!> rofl :lol:

Such a fractional facial foto it took me a few seconds to decide 'tweren't HIM!!! :lol:

wanted you all to REALLY know that I look NOTHING like Sandra Bullock.

:lol: I think this pic looks like a bad paparazzi ran into Sandra in the woods :lol:

Oh Bollocks!!

No one who's seen any other av would think that. The other was just so different from . .. .say . .the wine glass series :lol:

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Sillies!

Gawd, such frenetic priaptic humour yesterday, and well into the wee hours! And it all began with Bev's vaginal sofa. Would anyone really be comfortable (mentally, at least) sitting on/in that thing? More ergonomically acceptable than a penis chesterfield, I suppose....

oh, and.....to answer Em's earlier question - NO - I have NEVER owned any penis-clothing/accessories!! seriously!!!!!!!! But I'm quite impressed to know a dignified instructor of diplomats who does. :lol:

Never worn them to work. Or office parties. Or to get groceries (oh, wait....sorry, a couple of times when we were away and I was certain no one would know me)... :rolleyes:

If I am, in fact, the silliest of us all, what does that mean?

Oh, Gawd, Peter.....Lord help you, and us all.....

:lol:

OMG - just now - I saw a new thread entitled "diaper creams" but - I misread it to say "diaper DREAMS" and fleetingly wondered if that was a new kind of cookie er sumfin

...Or one of those....kinky fantasy sequences on which I would really hesitate to start a thread... :lol:

Okay, gotta change that avatar today. WTH are people thinking when they see this pic of me? Gad, what I do for you guys........ :lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning All Sillies....Thank Goodness this is Friday!!! A hell of a week and I am ready to be off. I could have used some more sleep this morning too!

And I saw gas is now 3.29....do they think I have money falling out my bum???

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay, gotta change that avatar today. WTH are people thinking when they see this pic of me? Gad, what I do for you guys........ :lol::lol:

OK . . . you may . . . as I have now secured a copy for future use . . . <rubbing hands together whilst laughing demonically>. . . BWaHHaHaaHaaHaaHaHa

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning all!!

Who knew there was such a choice of PHALLIC earrings out there??? :rolleyes:

You WERE quite wackl last night fellow sillies!! :lol:

The pony was Mr Spoons and he was the bomb

..... :unsure: ...Bev's pony was A BOMB???? :o

WOW -Mr Spoons AKA the master of disguise :lol:

:lol: OH YES indeedy!!!

do they think I have money falling out my bum???

:lol: (morning Amanda!)

I don't know????....is that possible (to have money fall out yer bum???).......coins or notes???.....does it hurt???? :unsure: ......a new PHenomenon!!!! (love that word ) :lol:

JANET!!!!!!....retracting your I.T Oracle status (see technical difficulties thread) as I've lost me Greenwich Mean Bad Ass Time and deleting cookies or biscuits or 'WHATEVER' ???? :blink::blink: ....makes me lose the will to live :rolleyes:

Susie has Diaper DREAMS????? :unsure: .....or nappy NIGHTMARES????? :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:lol: (morning Amanda!)

I don't know????....is that possible (to have money fall out yer bum???).......coins or notes???.....does it hurt???? :unsure: ......a new PHenomenon!!!! (love that word ) :lol:

not sure, but it would be a neat trick huh?

jerseyangel Proficient
Of course you do!!!!

Anybody else NOT surprised by this???

Not me :P

Well, Peter Patti'd that one!!

Try saying THAT 3 times! :o

Um........you can do this when married. Trust me. :lol:

She will find this out for herself soon enough ;)

Whoa!!! Such a rare late posting flurry!!!!

...and I turned my computer off to watch Lost....I spent an hour confused when I coulda been here being silly <_<

Now - - Kissey arrives in various vehicles. The Jetta, the motorcycle, Ford Expedition from work, and now today, a rental car (Phord Phocus) as Jetta is in the shop. So now - my neighbors probably just think I'm a ho'. :lol:

Keep the people of Stepford guessing :lol: Think of the dinner conversation this is sparking B)

psawyer Proficient

Good Friday Morning, all!

Only six days, fourteen hours and five minutes to spring. :):)

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