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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I don't get it! He asks what would help your frustration... instead of asking her to curb her surfing! Something about that is bizarre.

I only gave you my perspective. He actually said a lot of really good things. I went home early because I was mad at him for being so much more adult than I was. I hate being shown up.

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:huh: What kind of lame-ass posts advertisements in a Leaky Gut forum, anyway?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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I only gave you my perspective. He actually said a lot of really good things. I went home early because I was mad at him for being so much more adult than I was. I hate being shown up.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Susie, I see you! Speak her name, and she shall appear! :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Well, Oracle Peter, you sound in phine phettle tonight :D

:lol: that's exactly what I was going to say........excellent work, Peter.

Remember a time or two ago when a random person dropped in and wanted to be post whatever-hundred-we-were-on? <_<

I KNOW! Stealing our well-deserved thunder, sheesh. :huh:

this week. Right after we got home, she asks my husband "you want to know why my mouth feels weird" and my son immediately responded with "because it's tired from you blabbering all the time" . . . he's feeling better.

:lol: excellent

Omg, where's Susie?! There's a SPAMMER over in "Other Food Intolerances and Leaky Gut Issues." Sic 'em Susie!!!!!!!

:huh: What kind of lame-ass posts advertisements in a Leaky Gut forum, anyway?

OMG - where! Yay!!!!!!!!! I will do it, tout sweet!!!!!!!

trying to pack - - all of my lovely things are just going to be rumpled and ruined....I SO hate to pack......I am SUCH a reluctant traveler..........dear gawd........can't I just stay home in my jammies and.......watch movies? :unsure::lol:

Can I bring a bag of gluten-free cereal in my suitcase? will it get confiscated at the airport? :blink: will they think I"m carrying contraband?

sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! back to the horror of figuring out how to look cute while out-of-town. will they have a FAN for my sleeping comfort (white noise) in the hotel room? Will they have a blow-dryer for my unruly hair? Will I sleep? Will there be invisible body fluids all over the hotel room, adn phecal matter on the remotes? :lol: :lol: :lol: (I watch too much Datline)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Hi Sillies! Long day but so glad it is Friday, we are watching the office!!! How is everyone doing?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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will they have a FAN for my sleeping comfort (white noise) in the hotel room? Will they have a blow-dryer for my unruly hair? Will I sleep? Will there be invisible body fluids all over the hotel room, adn phecal matter on the remotes? :lol: :lol: :lol: (I watch too much Datline)

I think these same things too when traveling--especially the fluids on the hotel bedspread. I always remove it from the bed toot de sweet. I'd also much rather stay home, but sometimes it's just unavoidable :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Oh I forgot, we decided to take Landen on the weekends for Jen. We start next week. I thought I would share since you guys knew how we were debating on it. I think it will work best for all of us.

My moms baby, (foster baby) Sabrina is going home next Friday to her birth mother.

My dad went for a colonscopy today....he has been having blood in his stools, so if you guys can keep him in your thoughts that would be nice.

Thats all for the updates!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi Sillies! Long day but so glad it is Friday, we are watching the office!!! How is everyone doing?

Hi Amanda--you must be exhausted with all the moving at work.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
I think these same things too when traveling--especially the fluids on the hotel bedspread.

eewwwwwww

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Hi Amanda--you must be exhausted with all the moving at work.

I am, all that crawling around pluggin the computers together took its toll. There are not nearly enough plugs in the wall for all of our desks....there is a lot of stretching of wires and creative placements of computers on desks. I am kind of glad I didnt have to move in the end....I did not have the extra hassle the others did.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Jess!! You did it again :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Congrats Jess!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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800 pages of Sillie-ness! How DO we do it??? :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Phecal matter on the remotes!?!?!?! Oh... mah... GAH!!!

AND fluids on the bedspread!

We neeeeeeeeeeeeed that green-barfy-guy emoticon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Jess, did it again, wooooooooooo!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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eewwwwwww

aaaaaaaaaand with that, we have a new Queen!!!! ha ha ha Congrats, Queen Jess!

OMG - do you think she'll start making us write in Armenian? :blink:

800 pages of Sillie-ness! How DO we do it??? :lol:

mygawd.....'tis a marvel :lol:

amanda! Wow! lots going on.......sending good thoughts your way. :)

OMG sillies - - I have to have my things in a one-quart plastic bag....for carry-on...... NOW they tell me :lol: This could mean a trip to Target..........

sheesh. I am exhausted already, and I haven't even left. :mellow:

Kissey's at a hockey game, and I had to decline, because I"m PACKING. :angry: Stupid boys....they jsut throw in some shirts and some pants and (maybe) some undies, and they're DONE. :angry: so stinkin' easy. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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AND fluids on the bedspread!

Yes - toaster-y fluids.......... :lol: :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Yes - toaster-y fluids.......... :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

That poor toaster poster shall live on forever in infamy. At least in our little kingdom!

Amanda, I think babysitting Landen is going to work out really well for you guys. I'll be thinking about your dad! Is Sabrina going back to her birth mother for a visit, or permanently?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yes - toaster-y fluids.......... :lol: :lol:

TOASTER-Y fluids????? Sounds icky :o

Packing is heinous--I always get anxiety from it, actually the thought of it....

We're going away for the weekend next week--my daddy's birthday party--and I've been thinking about what I need to take......oye...

I've always wanted to be the type who would breezily throw a few clothes in a bag, sashay out the door and look oh-so-perfect no matter what came up. 'Cept, I'm not. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hey, I forgot to tell you guys--I polished my toenails for the first time this year! It's getting ever closer to sandal weather B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yes - toaster-y fluids.......... :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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eewwwwwww

And the coronation begins w/ a Royal eewwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

You sillies whipped through p799 while I wasn't looking!!!!

Heading out but can't resist catching up 1st. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Heading out but can't resist catching up 1st. :)

Have a good time :)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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You sillies whipped through p799 while I wasn't looking!!!!

Sitting around on Friday night, chatting with friends... The only thing that could make it better is if we were all at that chalet in France.... with several bottles of wine. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sitting around on Friday night, chatting with friends... The only thing that could make it better is if we were all at that chalet in France.... with several bottles of wine. ;)

Ain't it the truth! :D

tom Contributor
tom
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Stupid boys....they jsut throw in some shirts and some pants and (maybe) some undies, and they're DONE. :angry: so stinkin' easy. :lol:

Well, we DO have to at least try to pick clean ones! :P

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