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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I SEE JUDY-NO-CAPS!!! :D:D

It would seem some of us had an Epiphany of IT skills overnight ;) .....well done sillies

Morning, Guys!

Gad, this likely means that I did NOT have to wear the bib to bed, although for some reason my husband seemed quite happy that I had it on....in fact, he's asked that I wear it again tonight.... :huh:<_<:lol:

OMG!!!...the bib :lol:

True nuttyness ;) .....I can't believe it took you so long to find this thread :lol:

<do you post on other threads whilst wearing the bib??? :blink: >

Ptaum! Tell me, then, please, why I was a 34D in high school, and am now a 34B......

:lol::lol:

T'is a bitter blow - I suspect it were 2 cups of gluten

...carry on...I'm sure there's something I should be doing :unsure:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG!!!...the bib :lol:

True nuttyness ;) .....I can't believe it took you so long to find this thread

<do you post on other threads whilst wearing the bib??? >

Funny you should ask, Nikki...DH has been asking me to do all sorts of things whilst wearing said bib...cleaning the floor, making meals....We were about to set out on our evening walk last night, and he quietly said, "Uh...........why not wear the bib?...it's uh....you know, a bit chilly out....could help....keep ya warm..."

...Wonder if the same thing will happen with my dad when Mom's wearing it for her dinners? :o:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
YES!!! The mucousal exemption clause!

Hmmmm does the math work?

Post 1000 is 103, or in binary terminology ~ 210.

*poof* .. . .making up a reason to cancel the 10s, we have 23 which IS 8, and THAT, my friends, is the # of weeks of pre-rollover mucousal interaction!

:blink: :wackl: :blink:

STOP THAT!!!!!!!!! Just STOP THAT THIS MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<dingo-brain - hurting - - spinning>

I forgot to comment last nigth - - how absolutely adorable Alex's comments on The Cape (that she likes to say) were - - or was it Nantucket - "are you going to drink hot chocolate by the fire and play board games" - - :lol: :lol: :lol: just cracked me up....................

and speaking of, is our Beaverly IN Nantucket as we speak? I phorgot to say goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Patti - did I say goodbye to Patti? and Amanda?

I'm such a bad silly. :ph34r:

MOstly, I'm chronically exhausted now, from having a Kissey in my life. Kissey is very hyperactive and....runs around quite a bit. Which means, I run around more now too. :mellow::huh:

I am so tired. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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p.s.

OMG - did you guys see that recipe and link for the Brazilian cheese rolls???????????? :o

help me.........help..........me...........must.............not................make............those

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Heard Bryce, our big tom, barfing up some large things in the middle of the night. I am thinking that this may have been the extent of the 2000 deluge...knock wood....

<knockity-knock>

Gad, this likely means that I did NOT have to wear the bib to bed, although for some reason my husband seemed quite happy that I had it on....in fact, he's asked that I wear it again tonight.... :huh:<_<:lol:

:lol: Em is TOO funny!! :lol: :lol:

I absolutely luuuurrrrvvvvve Krall's arrangements--unparalleled, at times, and her playing is beautiful. Whenever I hear one of her songs, I always wish she would shut up. I'm not a fan of her singing, and to watch her perform is, for me, somehow...painful. But man, ADORE the stuff happening behind her!

There are a few where I don't like the vocal, but WOW . . ."painful"??? You really never liked ANY??

Ptaum! Tell me, then, please, why I was a 34D in high school, and am now a 34B......

Moi??? Nuh-uh!! That sounds like a question for The Oracle.

<hmmm is there any tasteful way to state how unfair it always seemed that the oft-desired attention-prompting female attributes are displayed while the male's must publicly remain a mystery? Oh .. ..guess not>

:lol:

Funny you should ask, Nikki...DH has been asking me to do all sorts of things whilst wearing said bib...cleaning the floor, making meals....

I can't stop giggling at this bit. :lol: :lol:

p.s.

OMG - did you guys see that recipe and link for the Brazilian cheese rolls???????????? :o

Thread title doesn't say rolls tho - it MUST say something w/ a B cuz once, while scrolling by, it registered to me as Brazilian Cheese Bandits!!!!!!!! Still cracks me up, imagining these blood-thirsty outlaws w/ their extended mustaches, in search of evermore cheeeeeeese. :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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MOstly, I'm chronically exhausted now, from having a Kissey in my life. Kissey is very hyperactive and....runs around quite a bit. Which means, I run around more now too.

I am so tired.

Susie!!

You need to throw some cogs into his machinery...slow things down....

Give him a couple of shots of yer absinthe. I don't know how anybody could run around efficiently with some 'o THAT stuff under their belt....

There are a few where I don't like the vocal, but WOW . . ."painful"??? You really never liked ANY??

Okay, you're right--"painful" is too strong a word. I generally don't like her inflection (or lack thereof), her mood (or lack thereof)...she always sounds like she's had about four shots of absinthe...always. Never any difference in her delivery, I have found.

I like her East of the Sun...and Come dance with Me....

Moi??? Nuh-uh!! That sounds like a question for The Oracle.

<hmmm is there any tasteful way to state how unfair it always seemed that the oft-desired attention-prompting female attributes are displayed while the male's must publicly remain a mystery? Oh .. ..guess not>

All right, Oracle Peter...I'll let you take that one....

There is no tasteful way to state it. Males have easy visual access to women's breasts, but women have no such luxury with male genitalia.

It's probably just as well for a multitude of men.... :rolleyes:<_<

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Ridgewalker
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Heading out to my best friend's 30th birthday party! Kids are spending the night with my mom. I'm so looking forward to this. (BTW, any of you who've looked at my MySpace page.... she's the one that called me all those terrible names on my comments section. :P Totally provoked of course, as I went to her page and pointed out her elder-than-me age... several times. :lol: :EvilDevilHornEmoticon: ) We've known each other since we were little kids.

Bye guys!

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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imagining these blood-thirsty outlaws w/ their extended mustaches, in search of evermore cheeeeeeese. :lol:

Do they wear sombrero's ???....crying 'Arriba,arriba!!' :lol:

Heading out to my best friend's 30th birthday party! Kids are spending the night with my mom.

Ooooh, party and NO kids????.......I can feel your hangover already!!! :lol:

AND a 30th???.......GAD you're all young OR am *I* old??? <_<:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Heading out to my best friend's 30th birthday party!

Mygawd, Sarah...you are younger than your 30-year-old friend?

Wow.

Yes, Nikki...you and I are both old....... :rolleyes:<_<

elye Community Regular
elye
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:) Thanks, Ptaum, for directing me to Becky, the overwhelmed mom of a diabetic/celiac child. I get so caught up on here, I'm afraid I don't make enough time to check the threads where I can really be helping people, not just muttering away or guffawing at fellow Sillies' verbal antics.... :rolleyes:

She's PMed me twice, and we've commiserated on the woes of these two diseases when combined. Upon my urging, she is beginning a thread in the Related Disorders section....

....Hope I've helped her......

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG.........

So, uh....Becky's first impression of me, as I'm giving all of my most serious, sage advise and sympathy, is the visual in my current avatar.

Think she'll just instinctively know the amusing story behind it, that it's a birthday present for my dribbly-mouthed, eighty year-old mom? She could assume something like that, I would think......

:unsure::ph34r:

Right?

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Damn :( there was a celiac meeting in Santa Cruz today that I would've loved to attend .. ....but it was at 11am & I just wasn't ready for anything. :(

On the UP side, I'm in a great mood . .. . but . .. . it's led to being a little bummed that I've got no one to share it w/!!!!!!

Roomie's not even coming home from girlfriend's to see NCAA Final Four Saturday!!! (A sporting day perhaps eclipsed only by Super Sunday, since all other U.S. pro sports are 7game series.)

What else .. . OH! Just saw that a Chipotle Grill (they ARE one of the very celiac-friendly chains aren't they?) is opening down the block from where that very close WhFds will eventually be. Also just across the street from my 2nd fav coffeehouse.

YAY!! :rolleyes:

Heading out to my best friend's 30th birthday party! Kids are spending the night with my mom. I'm so looking forward to this.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

:partyhatface:

.*.

_/\_

:D

BTW, any of you who've looked at my MySpace page....

I don't have one, but what the heck, I'd like to see ALL sillies' off-thread pages :)

Uh-oh do I have PM space? How 'bout emailing urls if not putting them here.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
OMG.........

So, uh....Becky's first impression of me, as I'm giving all of my most serious, sage advise and sympathy, is the visual in my current avatar.

:lol: dunno how I missed this earlier

I get a lil chuckle every time at that av HERE, but THERE it's a full lol :lol:

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(Tumbleweeds blowing left to right)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Heading out to my best friend's 30th birthday party! Kids are spending the night with my mom. I'm so looking forward to this. (BTW, any of you who've looked at my MySpace page.... she's the one that called me all those terrible names on my comments section. :P Totally provoked of course, as I went to her page and pointed out her elder-than-me age... several times. :lol: :EvilDevilHornEmoticon: ) We've known each other since we were little kids.

Bye guys!

:huh: OMG - Sarah's so young........I could be her mommy (well, 16-y-old crack ho' mommy, but still) :lol:

AND a 30th???.......GAD you're all young OR am *I* old??? <_<:lol:

:lol: Seriously. I am wayyyyyyyyyyyyy older. :lol: Like a freakin' matriarch!!!!!! :lol:

Mygawd, Sarah...you are younger than your 30-year-old friend?

Wow.

Yes, Nikki...you and I are both old.......

um, yeah, old. And stuff. :lol:

So, uh....Becky's first impression of me, as I'm giving all of my most serious, sage advise and sympathy, is the visual in my current avatar.

Think she'll just instinctively know the amusing story behind it, that it's a birthday present for my dribbly-mouthed, eighty year-old mom? She could assume something like that, I would think......

:lol: :lol: :lol:

now this is too much!

Kissey is here......we've had some wine.....and he is now doing some homework for his wretched schooling.........I FORCED him to do it.......so we can start our movie.......but........all we are doing is giggling and eating so far...... 'tis phabulous..............and Susie is most decidedly tipsy, but - no phaerie (am drinking red wine). Quite giddy and psilly, nonetheless........... :lol:

I LOVE MY KISSEY :wub:

<oh - sorry >

:lol: dunno how I missed this earlier

I get a lil chuckle at that av HERE, but THERE it's a full

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(Tumbleweeds blowing left to right)

:lol: :lol:

I love yer tumbleweeds

:lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

"Damn dirty apes!!!"

:( :(

:lol: :lol:

I love yer tumbleweeds

:lol: :lol:

Hehehehe claimed tipsiness can be disputed - proven cannot :lol::wacko:

:P:lol:

<yer still not gittin my Bud Light .. .Redbridge ... .TwoBuckChuck>

elye Community Regular
elye
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Sunday morning... :):)

I'm taking DD and two of her buddies to our newest YMCA for a "workout". I put that word in quotes because while I will be running on the treadmill or doing the step class, they, being fourteen year-old girls, will be likely standing around the nautilus machines, looking in the mirrors, giggling and squealing.... :rolleyes:

Should I wear the bib? (It's gettin' wrapped up and taken to my mom's big party today...and that avatar is going toot sweet....) <_<:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I'm taking DD and two of her buddies to our newest YMCA for a "workout". I put that word in quotes because while I will be running on the treadmill or doing the step class, they, being fourteen year-old girls, will be likely standing around the nautilus machines, looking in the mirrors, giggling and squealing.... :rolleyes:

...scared of actually exercising....lest they get sweaty :o:lol:

Should I wear the bib? (It's gettin' wrapped up and taken to my mom's big party today...and that avatar is going toot sweet....) <_<:lol:

You should give it a last outing

OMG - just back from the gym myself.....have done TWO classes (that yoga's harder than it looks!!)......am fit for nuffink now.....must find the couch...... -_-

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Yeah, I'm all sore and warn out too, but mine's from a massage...

B)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Yeah, I'm all sore and warn out too, but mine's from a massage...

B)

Jess! That is the BEST way to get worn out and sore.

Love your absinthian eyes....are they your'n? They are following me....wherever I go..... :unsure::unsure:

...And Nikki, what is this, TWO classes?! 'Tis unheard of in my world. I am impressed at your Sisyphean feat.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

They do look kind of evil, don't they?

I was trying to do a pick for the makeup thread and I hated all of them.

gotta get a camera with really bad resolution

elye Community Regular
elye
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I was trying to do a pick for the makeup thread and I hated all of them.

Whoa, Jess....you're a nerdy scientist of the highest calibRE, I have always assumed. You're doin' mineral-free makeup? How does it stack up chemically? Have you experimented with it (not on yer face--in your lab)?.... :rolleyes:

I must check out the thread more often...every time I stop in, there is talk of what coloUrs to use, what's on order, and the new line available....

Do they ever talk about anything else? It simply cannot be over a hundred pages on nothing but cosmetics.....truly mind-boggling.......

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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I must check out the thread more often...every time I stop in, there is talk of what coloUrs to use, what's on order, and the new line available....

Do they ever talk about anything else? It simply cannot be over a hundred pages on nothing but cosmetics.....truly mind-boggling.......

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

My thoughts exactly!!

At p100 I went in expecting to discover what they REALLY had been talking about, to hit the century mark.

Alas, I only confirmed the boggling. :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Yeah, I'm all sore and warn out too, but mine's from a massage...

B)

That's got to be alot more pleasurable than the sheer torture I put myself through this morn.

LUUUUrve the absinthian eyes - cool ;)

...And Nikki, what is this, TWO classes?! 'Tis unheard of in my world. I am impressed at your Sisyphean feat.

I very much doubt it will happen again this millenium - crashed out on the couch for 2 hours :lol:

I must check out the thread more often...every time I stop in, there is talk of what coloUrs to use, what's on order, and the new line available....

Do they ever talk about anything else? It simply cannot be over a hundred pages on nothing but cosmetics.....truly mind-boggling.......

:lol:

Oh I know!!!

I want to........but...you can't buy it here :angry: ....so I must not get sucked in :unsure:

GUYS!!!........ever wondered just WHAT your villi looked like??? Open Original Shared Link

Handsome villi indeed!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol::lol:

My thoughts exactly!!

At p100 I went in expecting to discover what they REALLY had been talking about, to hit the century mark.

Alas, I only confirmed the boggling. :lol:

Are there Kings and Queens there? Royal edicts? Parades? Has Chuck Norris stopped in?

I very much doubt it will happen again this millenium - crashed out on the couch for 2 hours :lol:

That's more like it!

GUYS!!!........ever wondered just WHAT your villi looked like??? Open Original Shared Link

Handsome villi indeed!!! :lol:

Wow....what a lovely, healthy intestinal wall! Be gettin' all the gastroenterologists going, betcha.... :huh::rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Susie!!

You need to throw some cogs into his machinery...slow things down....

Give him a couple of shots of yer absinthe. I don't know how anybody could run around efficiently with some 'o THAT stuff under their belt....

:lol: He doth not like the absinthe. ONly had it once. And......trust me.......NOTHING slows him down. :huh:

except - well - maybe the day after that one night in Vegas......he actually did seem a bit tired. What in hell was it? More of that evil Southern heinosity disComfort........

Okay, you're right--"painful" is too strong a word. I generally don't like her inflection (or lack thereof), her mood (or lack thereof)...she always sounds like she's had about four shots of absinthe...always. Never any difference in her delivery, I have found.

I like her East of the Sun...and Come dance with Me....

canNOT endure Diana Krall. Pso Psorry Ptaum, I am in agreement w/ Em on this.... :ph34r:

"Damn dirty apes!!!"

:( :(

I think you've done a simple and eloquent obit, right there. Alas, no more Mr. Heston in any of our parades!

They do look kind of evil, don't they?

:lol: :lol: Well, evil is kind of a strong word. More like......mysterious. :rolleyes:

Do they ever talk about anything else? It simply cannot be over a hundred pages on nothing but cosmetics.....truly mind-boggling.......

:lol:

:lol: I know. Can you imagine, pages and pages of......nothing? Oh, I've NEVER heard of ANYthing like that........ :P

My thoughts exactly!!

At p100 I went in expecting to discover what they REALLY had been talking about, to hit the century mark.

Alas, I only confirmed the boggling. :lol:

*snort*

Nicola! Two classes? what in hell were you thinking?

WEll sillies - - my back is utterly killing me today.......and I have hardly DONE anything.. .BAH! :angry: So - instead of yard work and my beloved digging (which I never get to do any more), Gail has announced that she watched Blades of Glory this morning on cable, and was guffawing out loud......so now she has INSISTED that I go rent it in the dollar machine at Save Mart this instant, and she is coming to watch it with me. And may I point out, Gail, a 53-year-old attorney and former English Lit major, who can throw out literary references like nobody's business........who's actually the smartest (scary-smart) person I know...who watches endless old English black-and-whites every weekend........blah blah blah.......who knows SO MUCH about English and French design and antiques that she could open a store and conduct a design business in New York or London or Paris - not kidding - :blink: - that very Gail has now gone wackl for Will Ferrel in this insipid movie.......... :lol: and she's watching it twice in one day :lol: We do like our stupid films - ha :lol:

Such a productive Sunday. :blink::lol:

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