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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I just took a quick gander at the "moderating team" . . . looks much shorter than it used to . . . I don't think you were the only one, Bev.

Laura!!!! Watch out!!! Don't let Scott see you on here!!!!

:lol:

Yes - I see that flagbaby is gone, also celiac3270......can't remember who else was there......

Janet---don't tell anyone ;)

:lol: :lol: quelle scandale!!!!!

:lol:

---:huh:

:mellow:

--- :P

:wacko:

--- B)

:o

random stack o' smileys

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elye Community Regular
elye
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WOW! This is exciting.....something clandestine's afoot.....

I think that any moderator who partakes in superfluous question-and-answer activity, who admits that they might eat fecal matter and sprout a little bum on their forehead, well...I think they may be watched very carefully, and perhaps let go.

Is it a mere coincidence that Moderator Amanda received official notice of "jury duty?" Amanda, don't believe it - - it's a ruse. You'll be instructed to go to a federal-looking building, and arranged in a room with other potential "jurors" for questioning. They will really be other moderators, about to face the potential axe. You could very well face Scott himself for the questioning. Be calm and stay on your toes. He'll try to trip you up, asking how you feel about parades, David Hasselhoff, hovering, anal glands......be strong.

Yep, methinks Scott is worried about Sillies in official forum positions......

:lol::lol:

. . . and I suggest that we all disperse to the various threads in this forum and give all the newbies advice on how to follow a gluten-free Edna . . .

There could be a couple of literal gluten-free Ednas on here...hafta check the signatures before we impart this advice....

um.......yeah, there are many who are no longer active - - did they get fired?

Chances are great that they appeared for jury duty shortly before they lost Moderator Status....

:huh::lol:

OMG - I've had Weezee for over five years - - and never, not once, has she howled at a siren, or done anything except perk up her ears (except for once, when my mom just babysat her)..........and now..........just now........the longest, mournful wail, followed by whimpering - - what does it mean? :huh:

Mygawd...Scott has the cops out........... :o:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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ohh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol:

WOW! This is exciting.....something clandestine's afoot.....

I think that any moderator who partakes in superfluous question-and-answer activity, who admits that they might eat fecal matter and sprout a little bum on their forehead, well...I think they may be watched very carefully, and perhaps let go.

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

now THIS actually caused a great, heaving, full guffaw and chortle - nearly spit my wine out

Is it a mere coincidence that Moderator Amanda received official notice of "jury duty?" Amanda, don't believe it - - it's a ruse. You'll be instructed to go to a federal-looking building, and arranged in a room with other potential "jurors" for questioning. They will really be other moderators, about to face the potential axe. You could very well face Scott himself for the questioning. Be calm and stay on your toes. He'll try to trip you up, asking how you feel about parades, David Hasselhoff, hovering, anal glands......be strong.

*snooooooooort*

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Mygawd...Scott has the cops out........... :o:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:wacko:

wackl, I tell you, just wackl

:lol: Susie is pleased

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

All this intrigue has gotten my mind off my Edna woes :lol:

I'm eating a bowl of banana and frozen blueberries--I'm trying to delude myself that it's just as good as ice cream <_<:D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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All this intrigue has gotten my mind off my Edna woes :lol:

I'm eating a bowl of banana and frozen blueberries--I'm trying to delude myself that it's just as good as ice cream

Intrigue :lol:

Edna. <_< I hate her. :angry:

Read my post in that.......binge-eating section. No - wait - that's not what it was called. It was about......eating and still being hungry. Yeah, that's it.

OMG - Kissey is coming home tomorrow and...........we can't even BREATHE without each other. :lol::huh:

We have been on the phone about - 50 times a day (an exaggeration) this week.

This is inordinately entertaining to me, the girl who could hardly stand to have anyone around for too long.

We are sickening.

:wub:

I miss my Kissey. I MISS MY KISSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

<sorry>

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
This is inordinately entertaining to me, the girl who could hardly stand to have anyone around for too long.

This makes me so happy! :D

Just one more night--he'll be back before ya know it ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
This makes me so happy! :D

Just one more night--he'll be back before ya know it ;)

Makes me happy too, Patti.........I think you have an idea. :)

Yes - tomorrow -- but he'll be home at midnight, and I"ll be asleep.

There's always next week. :lol:

Last night, he drank NINE beers........and passed out........but wasn't that drunk.......it was most curious. Today, he finds out, they were non-alcoholic. :lol: :lol: We could not figure out why such a huge quantity was consumed and he was still talking/standing..........................he passed out from fatigue/insomnia - not beer. :lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Last night, he drank NINE beers........and passed out........but wasn't that drunk.......it was most curious. Today, he finds out, they were non-alcoholic. :lol: :lol: We could not figure out why such a huge quantity was consumed and he was still talking/standing..........................he passed out from fatigue/insomnia - not beer. :lol:

:lol: Gawd!

Poor guy--he was tired :(:P

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Phunny, but here we haven't seen a jump in food prices - - yet....(looking askance for wood to knock). Dunno why this would be. Oracle Peter?

Wait for it, it will come. The folks who think ethanol is a cleaner fuel don't understand the the energy used to create the ethanol is more than the energy that the ethanol provides. At the same time, ethanol is made from crops that would otherwise be used as food. Hey, what a fan-f***ing-tastic idea: let's turn food into motor fuel.

I've been de-moderatored by Scott- OK- who turned me in? :ph34r::P (he said it was because I haven't been actively moderating- uh huh, sure :P )

I don't know what the criteria Scott looked at were. If you missed the cut, it must be something other than just reading and posting. Perhaps he has a way of knowing how many times you actually used your moderator privileges to do something.

Names no longer on the list that come to mind include: bean, celiac3270, flagbabyds, KaitiUSA as well as mtndog. There may be others. Scott's message to me about this implies that if you are still active and want to be reinstated you can send him a message (PM?) and he will likely reactivate you.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
I'm eating a bowl of banana and frozen blueberries--I'm trying to delude myself that it's just as good as ice cream <_<:D

Had to read this twice . . . I'm sure it was because of the recent conversation . . . the first time through, I read "I'm eating a bowel of banana and frozen blueberries".

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
Gawd--let's all be pissy about our Edna's together :angry::angry::angry:

Patti said "let's all be pissy" :lol:

. . . and I suggest that we all disperse to the various threads in this forum and give all the newbies advice on how to follow a gluten-free Edna . . . and then we shall receive a whole bunch of these :huh::huh::huh:

:lol:

OMG - I've had Weezee for over five years - - and never, not once, has she howled at a siren, or done anything except perk up her ears (except for once, when my mom just babysat her)..........and now..........just now........the longest, mournful wail, followed by whimpering - - what does it mean? :huh:

Perhaps Weezee is being pissy about her Edna as well....mourning the loss of her beloved sweets and treats.

WOW! This is exciting.....something clandestine's afoot.....

I think that any moderator who partakes in superfluous question-and-answer activity, who admits that they might eat fecal matter and sprout a little bum on their forehead, well...I think they may be watched very carefully, and perhaps let go.

Is it a mere coincidence that Moderator Amanda received official notice of "jury duty?" Amanda, don't believe it - - it's a ruse. You'll be instructed to go to a federal-looking building, and arranged in a room with other potential "jurors" for questioning. They will really be other moderators, about to face the potential axe. You could very well face Scott himself for the questioning. Be calm and stay on your toes. He'll try to trip you up, asking how you feel about parades, David Hasselhoff, hovering, anal glands......be strong.

:lol: ......this whole passage is a scream, I bolded it, underlined it it, and am adding a stack of laughs

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Wait for it, it will come. The folks who think ethanol is a cleaner fuel don't understand the the energy used to create the ethanol is more than the energy that the ethanol provides. At the same time, ethanol is made from crops that would otherwise be used as food. Hey, what a fan-f***ing-tastic idea: let's turn food into motor fuel.

:lol: Peter, that's why you are the Oracle

Speaking of flagbabyds, I've missed little Molly

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
PS I've been de-moderatored by Scott- OK- who turned me in? :ph34r::P (he said it was because I haven't been actively moderating- uh huh, sure :P )

:o

I hope you are going to get a nice severance package

Last night, he drank NINE beers........and passed out........but wasn't that drunk.......it was most curious. Today, he finds out, they were non-alcoholic. :lol: :lol: We could not figure out why such a huge quantity was consumed and he was still talking/standing..........................he passed out from fatigue/insomnia - not beer. :lol:

:lol:

He'll be home before you know it :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Sillies!

I finally got my IPOD working again last night, if I knew 4 months ago restoring it to factory settings would be the answer than I would have done that :P But alas I did not.

How is everyone today...I sure do hope it gets to be warm out again, its May and the temp this morning was 40! :huh: Nuts!

Well I guess it is time to get some work done....I hear that is a requirement around here.

Talk to you all later

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Good morning Amanda--and Sillies everywhere :D

Had to be up and about early--my cutie-patootie plumber was here already....we sprung a small leak under the sink that he replaced in February. Turned out to be a defective seal, so he phixed it for phree. Woo-Hoo! :D

Susie--Kissey comes home tonight!!!!! Woo-Hoo again!!!!!

Well, how is everyone the morning after the Great Moderator Upset last night? Bev--are you going to ask to be re-instated or just say the heck with it? Looks to me like everyone else removed was totally inactive--but you are a regular contributor. :huh:

Ha Janet--since no one offered total perfect health and a svelte body, it was simply a bowl of fruit, not a bowel. :lol:

Julie--I'm doing really well on the Edna....not always happy about it, but sticking to it and feeling pretty well actually. Jeans getting looser (Mark mentioned it last night :) )--just have to keep plugging along. How about you? Any more baby steps? :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Julie-- Any more baby steps? :rolleyes:

. . . towards the coat rack treadmill?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
. . . towards the coat rack treadmill?

Yeah Julie--have you actually made contact yet? :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Morning, all!

Just checked the morning paper - - The Ripper isn't in there, yet. He's driving me nuts..."Will it be in tomorrow?! By the weekend? WHEN?!"

Pretty exciting for a kid... :)

Hey, what a fan-f***ing-tastic idea: let's turn food into motor fuel.

:lol::lol:

I was chatting with my mom yesterday about the whole world economy/cost of living/fossil fuel crisis, and she said, I believe, this exact sentence, Peter....

I don't know what the criteria Scott looked at were. If you missed the cut, it must be something other than just reading and posting. Perhaps he has a way of knowing how many times you actually used your moderator privileges to do something.

What is this?..... :huh:<_<

One can use moderator "privileges" to do certain things? This could, surely, lead to abuse of one's position. Does one get forum lunches and company vehicles? What else, exactly, does the moderator status allow one to do besides read and post?....

Does a moderator get more emoticons? larger quotation quotas? Immunity from the "report" button? Hmmmmmm, what is going on?...... We little, ordinary members need to investigate all this.....

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Does a moderator get more emoticons? larger quotation quotas? Immunity from the "report" button?

Oh yes, all that and more!--NOT! :lol:

Privilages = duties. Pinning, de-spamming, general upkeep, booting out the occasional Troll....the usual B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
What is this?..... :huh:<_<

One can use moderator "privileges" to do certain things? This could, surely, lead to abuse of one's position. Does one get forum lunches and company vehicles? What else, exactly, does the moderator status allow one to do besides read and post?....

Does a moderator get more emoticons? larger quotation quotas? Immunity from the "report" button? Hmmmmmm, what is going on?...... We little, ordinary members need to investigate all this.....

:lol::lol:

Oh Bev . . . did you misuse your moderator privileges and delete the Brazilian Cheese Bread thread??? Were you demoderated because you took revenge against a recipe you didn't like??? . . . thought nobody would notice it was gone, huh??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Oh Bev . . . did you misuse your moderator privileges and delete the Brazilian Cheese Bread thread??? Were you demoderated because you took revenge against a recipe you didn't like??? . . . thought nobody would notice it was gone, huh??

M-m-m....it's all coming together now....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Afternoon peeps and....

PINCH PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm terribly late, apologies.

One can use moderator "privileges" to do certain things? This could, surely, lead to abuse of one's position. Does one get forum lunches and company vehicles?

Free health care plan and a lifetime supply of bananas?? :unsure:

We little, ordinary members need to investigate all this.....

We do indeed Em - but :unsure: careful!!!

The mods outnumber the mere mortals on this this thread!! :blink:

Oh yes, all that and more!--NOT! :lol:

Privilages = duties. Pinning, de-spamming, general upkeep, booting out the occasional Troll....the usual B)

Yeah rrrrright ;)

'Brazilian cheese thread' sounds kind of seedy to me anyway :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
'Brazilian cheese thread' sounds kind of seedy to me anyway :lol:

I think it's code for something... :o

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
I finally got my IPOD working again last night, if I knew 4 months ago restoring it to factory settings would be the answer than I would have done that :P But alas I did not.

How is everyone today...I sure do hope it gets to be warm out again, its May and the temp this morning was 40! :huh: Nuts!

Glad you got your ipod up and running again Amanda :)

We have snow here today :(

Julie--I'm doing really well on the Edna....not always happy about it, but sticking to it and feeling pretty well actually. Jeans getting looser (Mark mentioned it last night :) )--just have to keep plugging along.

How about you? Any more baby steps? :rolleyes:

Glad to hear it Patti!

I'm very slowly plugging along, only on day 3 here :lol: Taking out dairy/casein is on the agenda today. Doing well staying away from sugar. Dairy and sugar are my biggest offenders.

. . . towards the coat rack treadmill?

:lol:

Yeah Julie--have you actually made contact yet? :P

:lol:

I have made contact :lol: I also have been using my rebounder.

'Brazilian cheese thread' sounds kind of seedy to me anyway :lol:

:lol: Nikki, very seedy indeed!

Happy first day of the month to you too. And today is a special first day of the month, it's May Day!!!

(and I am looking out the window at a heavy snow fall :huh: , what's wrong with that picture?!?!)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Oh no Julie--not snow on May Day!!! Just doesn't seem right.

Is this normal for you out there, or just a fluke? It's nice and sunny here, a little cool.

Glad to hear that you're on the treadmill and the rebounder! Very impressive B) Good luck with the dairy--I've been off it for over 3 years now--for me not nearly as hard as sugar. That sugar is tough :(

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Happy first day of the month to you too. And today is a special first day of the month, it's May Day!!!

(and I am looking out the window at a heavy snow fall :huh: , what's wrong with that picture?!?!)

That's global warming for ya! :lol:

Bloomin' freezing here too Julie ....GADS I can't wait 'til I don't have to use the heating (chaaaa-ching!) :rolleyes:

It's been heavy rain for days,.....a slugs paradise

My joints don't like the damp :angry: (I clearly need to move to a warmer/dryer clime ;) )

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