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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Have never seen a snake at this house . . . I think one of us would have seen one by now if that was our problem (and this would also have filled my children's hearts with glee). I have heard that if a frog finds your pond, he will stay. If you bring one to your pond, he will eventually leave. Problem is, frogs just don't "happen" by our little pond . . . perhaps I should put out signs.

:lol: Or add a little fountain or waterfall. The sound of running water helps attract them, too.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol: Or add a little fountain or waterfall. The sound of running water helps attract them, too.

Or how about the homeopathic approach - - like attracts like? You need to put out little frog decoys, perhaps a cute little female frog, to attact a couple of males. You could have a hidden speaker out there, playing a loop of croaking frog-chatter.... .... ...

Hey, it'd work for me.... . .. :rolleyes:

Perhaps we need to adopt this approach with our lost yeti. One huge yeti effigy, sitting on my doorstep.... ...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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My knee has been bothering me so much that it has been keeping me from doing some of the things that I like to do and forget about spending any time with Sven, just too painful!!

Phorget physical therapy. Just get some good drugs, gia-gnet :lol: But anywho, good that yer finally getting this done.......you'll be back to Sven in no time. :)

Jeez, if only I could somehow nonchalantly get Llamalady to divulge her inseam measurement.....I'd know in a second if she's our yeti!

*snooooooooooort*

:lol: :lol:

Excellent. Where is LL? no sighting today...........methinks this confirms, 'tis our angry, abandoned yeti.......just toying with us.........

Does anyone else suspect that our lost, neglected, embittered yeti just might be behind the disappearance of these Silly frogs?

:lol: :lol: Well I do

Problem is, frogs just don't "happen" by our little pond . . . perhaps I should put out signs.

Or, put a couple o' dingos in yer yard. Go figure, w/ two dogs in the back, tons and tons of phrogs here. :blink: Three years ago, when we moved in, they were just miniscule - so cute - about 3/4 inch each. Got bigger and bigger - and fewer and fewer (uglier too) - as each season passed. And now, three years later, we have tons of cute li'l Lilliputian frogs again.......... Weezee loves 'em, but doesn't eat them. :lol: Poor Old Stink loved her a good froggie............ she'd have been enjoying herself quite a bit this year. :)

And BTW Stinker's nanny saw the dingo video.........said it looked exactly. like. our. Stinker.......... :wub:

and...........passing out whilst urinating? wee wee syncope? :lol: OMG - - I used to pass out a lot but - 'twas because my BP was like - - 80 over 45 :blink: and I still feel this way, regularly.......

OMG :angry:

'tis so bloody hot

and humid

103 degrees but - humidity today - - - am sweating like a phart in a phry pan :lol:

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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jess, your niece is ADORABLE!

hi to all the sillies and i hope all the dads had a wonderful fathers' day!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Poor Old Stink loved her a good froggie............

Oh mah gah!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

This cracked me UP, Susie!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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wee wee syncope?

:lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Oh mah gah!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

This cracked me UP, Susie!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: it WOZ good........

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dollamasgetceliac?
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What happened to the phunny pages? I can't navigate anymore! I feel like a llama in new York city! what happened???

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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What happened to the phunny pages? I can't navigate anymore! I feel like a llama in new York city! what happened???

:unsure: WOT? what are ya talkin' about, Llama?

All just fine in this time zone...........

;)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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What happened to the phunny pages? I can't navigate anymore! I feel like a llama in new York city! what happened???

Could it be that you are on outline mode? Find the options box at the top of this thread on the right and choose linear.

elye Community Regular
elye
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What happened to the phunny pages? I can't navigate anymore! I feel like a llama in new York city! what happened???

OMG.......I think this could be codespeak...........

This may be our yeti, trying to tell us that he's lost . . ..doesn't know where he is... .. . perhaps kidnapped, being held somewhere, and he cannot divulge his whereabouts....just little hints...... . .. .

:o

:lol:

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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switching to standard should fix it.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OMG.......I think this could be codespeak...........

This may be our yeti, trying to tell us that he's lost . . ..doesn't know where he is... .. . perhaps kidnapped, being held somewhere, and he cannot divulge his whereabouts....just little hints...... . .. .

:o

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

aaaannnnnnnnnnd there's our girl w/ her cryptic, suspicious musings (I do think she's onto something, please note) .........and then...........

switching to standard should fix it.

BAM! a calm voice of reason to blow up our hallucinations illusions. :lol: :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Couldn't think of any better thread in which to post this:

Open Original Shared Link

On a similar note.....I once knew a woman who would cry when she went poop...some sort of uncontrollable physical response. I wonder if there's medical term for that. :huh:

To solve the mystery of the disappearing phrogs, I think I will pose this question to my wildlife biologist son the next time we speak.

So...how invasive is this knee surgery?

happygirl Collaborator
happygirl
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BAM! a calm voice of reason to blow up our hallucinations illusions. :lol: :lol: :lol:

happy to be of service, soooozie. :)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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switching to standard should fix it.

Sooo...what is the difference between standard and linear? Is there any? Or are they just trying to confuse us? :blink:

Ooohhhhh.....I see....linear has that annoying first post on every page of a thread.....standard does away with that.......Thank gawd....now maybe I can get the Oscar Mayer song out of my head :wacko: ........my bologna has a first name.........

elye Community Regular
elye
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On a similar note.....I once knew a woman who would cry when she went poop...some sort of uncontrollable physical response. I wonder if there's medical term for that. :huh:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

This is actually not phunny at all (poor woman), but somehow HYSTERICAL! OMG, why does this strike me as sooooooooooooooo phunneeeeeee??!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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LL=Yeti.....could be :o It's certainly pheasable :P

I am one happy Sillie! It's been heinously humid the last couple of weeks--it just rained and the temperature musta dropped 20 degrees :D The muggies are gone, too...I just ran around opening windows like a crazy lady :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

This is actually not phunny at all (poor woman), but somehow HYSTERICAL! OMG, why does this strike me as sooooooooooooooo phunneeeeeee??!

Cuz you're a Sillie (Queen Sillie, actually) , and it's about poop :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I am one happy Sillie! It's been heinously humid the last couple of weeks--it just rained and the temperature musta dropped 20 degrees :D The muggies are gone, too...I just ran around opening windows like a crazy lady :lol:

Yes, it's been quite delightful. Pennsylvania usually gets our weather 1 day later. My DS lived in Pittsburgh until just recently. We're supposed to keep this weather for the rest of the week! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yes, it's been quite delightful. Pennsylvania usually gets our weather 1 day later. My DS lived in Pittsburgh until just recently. We're supposed to keep this weather for the rest of the week! :D

Yippee!!! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Cuz you're a Sillie (Queen Sillie, actually) , and it's about poop :D

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

well that about sums it up.......

elye Community Regular
elye
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Cuz you're a Sillie (Queen Sillie, actually) , and it's about poop :D

Nah....poop by itself just doesn't cut it for me humour-wise.......this is breaking into tears when defecating....Gaaaaahhhhhh :lol::lol:

I keep chortling away when I think of this........

What in hell's with me?!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Nah....poop by itself just doesn't cut it for me humour-wise.......this is breaking into tears when defecating....Gaaaaahhhhhh :lol::lol:

I keep chortling away when I think of this........

What in hell's with me?!

Parting is such sweet sorrow.........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.........

Yeah, it must be dropping the kids off at the pool that's settin her off.....

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