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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor
Yeah, it must be dropping the kids off at the pool that's settin her off.....

Actually, I was referring to the pooping and crying :lol::lol::lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Actually, I was referring to the pooping and crying :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: Lisa...think about it.... :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Actually, I was referring to the pooping and crying :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: Lisa...think about it.... :ph34r:

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Lisa, if you need a hint, let us know . . . :lol::lol::lol:

OMGAWD . . . I hit 2000!!!! If I don't make it out alive, I just want you all to know how much you mean to me!!!

curlyfries Contributor
:lol: Lisa...think about it.... :ph34r:

OK.......Wow! :huh: .........NNNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW<handpassingovertopofhead>.....what a great example of symbolism!!! :lol:

Daxin Explorer
LL=Yeti.....could be :o It's certainly pheasable :P

I am one happy Sillie! It's been heinously humid the last couple of weeks--it just rained and the temperature musta dropped 20 degrees :D The muggies are gone, too...I just ran around opening windows like a crazy lady :lol:

What Yeti??? Are we looking for the abdominal snowman? ;)

elye Community Regular
OK.......Wow! :huh: .........NNNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW<handpassingovertopofhead>.....what a great example of symbolism!!!

Nope...that there was a euphemism........

:lol::lol:

Well done, Patti............!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yeah, it must be dropping the kids off at the pool that's settin her off.....

:lol: Lisa...think about it.... :ph34r:

GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

OMGAWD . . . I hit 2000!!!! If I don't make it out alive, I just want you all to know how much you mean to me!!!

:o

Mind yerself!!!!!!! It's not just phluids any more....... <_< all sorts of time-wasting inconveniences...........

but DO let us know if you start weeping whilst dumping a load off :lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

oops -

double stupidity

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
What Yeti??? Are we looking for the abdominal snowman? ;)

Ryan, best not to question . . . if you don't just accept our conversation as is, we'll send you back into the vortex archives to research a little background . . . 'Tis a pity, we've lost a couple of prospective sillies that way (they never made it back out) . . . You're better off just pretending that you know what we are talking about and throw out a random . . ."I thought he was at Amanda's, trying to get in on that jury duty" . . . and then you'll be in like flint.

Jestgar Rising Star
Actually, I was referring to the pooping and crying :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: Lisa...think about it.... :ph34r:

!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
What Yeti??? Are we looking for the abdominal snowman? ;)

Ryan!! What a question to answer... .. .you need to go back to about, what....page 200 or so, and read for a while. It won't be long before we're bantering about our yeti, who has come and gone, in and out of Sillyville.

Abdominal Snowman. :lol: The yeti would like that........

jerseyangel Proficient
What Yeti??? Are we looking for the abdominal snowman? ;)

Ryan!!! :lol: I just got it :lol:

Abdominal snowman--excellent! :D

Mtndog Collaborator

Hallo Sillies!!!!!!

Jess--your niece is precious! :D

I must agree- she looks snuggly!!!! :wub: :wub:

Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol::lol:............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

:lol:

This needs a llafallelogram!!!! PRICELESS

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

This would be my sister and her doberman. :lol:

We have a coy pond, and I find that the frogs tend to come and go--we had a large one that appeared as soon as the weather warmed up. He's gone now, but in his place is a smaller one. I have no idea where they come from, or where they go :lol:

Hopefully, your new guy will stick around!

Patti, even you pond is COY??????????? :P

Does anyone else suspect that our lost, neglected, embittered yeti just might be behind the disappearance of these Silly frogs? :o

I believe he could be- I've become a cryptozoologist through an online program and I believe the yeti is both angry and Ffrench and likes his frog legs!!!!!!!!!!

On a similar note.....I once knew a woman who would cry when she went poop...some sort of uncontrollable physical response. I wonder if there's medical term for that. :huh:

THIS kills me........so wrong, but so funny!!!!!!!!!!

Parting is such sweet sorrow.........

:lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
but DO let us know if you start weeping whilst dumping a load off :lol:

*SNORT*.........Holy crap!......oops....did I just say that?.......ROFL :lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

Amanda!!.....Those were, I am certain, the largest exclamation marks I have ever seen on this screen......

Darn210 Enthusiast
What Yeti??? Are we looking for the abdominal snowman? ;)

Ooooooo . . . yes, I missed that . . . tis phunny . . . Guess I pulled a Lisa!! :lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Amanda!!.....Those were, I am certain, the largest exclamation marks I have ever seen on this screen......

I think those belong to Jess....

jerseyangel Proficient
Ooooooo . . . yes, I missed that . . . tis phunny . . . Guess I pulled a Lisa!! :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: Gawd!

elye Community Regular

All right........ . . .. my bruise is a little larger. Um... ..I don't really see a sedan anymore. It looks like a duck.

What does this mean??

Darn210 Enthusiast
All right........ . . .. my bruise is a little larger. Um... ..I don't really see a sedan anymore. It looks like a duck.

What does this mean??

Depends . . . does it look like a real duck or a yellow-rubber-duckie kind of duck??

jerseyangel Proficient
All right........ . . .. my bruise is a little larger. Um... ..I don't really see a sedan anymore. It looks like a duck.

What does this mean??

M-m-m....does it quack? Cuz if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck......

Darn210 Enthusiast

Did you guys see that? . . . 12 Users . . . Is that some kinda record or sumptin'?

jerseyangel Proficient
Did you guys see that? . . . 12 Users . . . Is that some kinda record or sumptin'?

I was just thinking the same thing :o

curlyfries Contributor
. . . You're better off just pretending that you know what we are talking about

yeah...it worked for me :D ....the longer I hung around, the more things started to make sense to me...............<I'm not so sure that's a good thing> :blink: :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor

What in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a PARTY goin' on in here, AFTER 10, on a MONDAY night!!!

You guys are WILD!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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