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tom Contributor
tom
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I don't like where they have the "view new posts" now. <_< Not many of you probably even use that feature .... you're always here! :lol:

:huh: ????

Isn't it next to MyControls like always??

I use the other one 'View Active Topics', down in the stats links. (Not coincidentally close to where this thread is shown when it has latest gabby post)

Is there aNOTHER 'New Posts' spot? :huh:

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CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Yeah, it's still next to my controls, but it's way up at the top of the screen instead of down near the thread where it used to be, so you have to scroll up to hit it.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Yeah, the View New Posts button that I always use is moved. Same one as Carla, i assume. I had a moment of outraged panic before I found where it is now. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Thanks, ya'll--I couldn't find it :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ok, I still don't see it...... <_<

For Pete's sake...

tom Contributor
tom
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Someone came on a little bit ago and revived the GlutenEase thread... but I'm just too tired. :rolleyes:

Yeah I saw that :( . . ...another "the very 1st time I took the stuff, I happened to accidentally eat some gluten" story. <_<

elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh! NOW I see it! Patti, it's WAYYYY up at the top......right under Celiac.com...... :rolleyes:

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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But .. ..but ... .it'll be a tainted transfer of the yellow jersey (the rare Tour de France reference ^_^ ) if it doesn't come naturally.

Oh, glad you brought this up.

Can we talk about Lance Armstrong for a minute? Um.......he dates gorgeous, successful blondes (three that were serious: Sheryl Crow, Tori Burch (OUTSTANDING fashion designer, quite successful, beautiful, wealthy etc.) and now Goldie Hawn's daughter. ALL of these women come and have extended stays with him and his three kids. So, the kids form attachments to all these women and then.........GONE. :shakinghead: I think it's heinous!

okay but who really cares. More important things like - can I get a smiley on my POST? I am gonna try this.

Someone came on a little bit ago and revived the GlutenEase thread... but I'm just too tired. :rolleyes: I'm gonna go take a shower. :lol:

GlutenEase thread......is dat one a' dem threads you guys don't like? troublemakers afoot? Must go investigate...........

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I'm also from California and I currently live in the Czech Republic

:o

Dang, I have really been out of it!!!!!!!!!! didn't find the glutenEase thread but DID find out that Mango moved to Czech Republic? what in hell? when? she's soooooooooo adventurous.......if Weezee and I had any money a'tall we'd drive around the US and Canada visitin' you all, then fly across the pond.....sit on Nik's couch for - oh, say, six months or so - :lol: and then, end up in Northern Italy for......a very long time.

Oh but crap. We don't have any money adn mommy's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLY tired. <_< So - guess we'll just go over to me mum's.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sumphin's wrong here--I don't have the "View New Posts" anywhere, nor "My Controls" or my username at the top of the page....

What in hell??? :unsure:

tom Contributor
tom
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......if Weezee and I had any money a'tall . ...

You might want to dig around the yard just in case Weezee buried some negotiable securities, matured bonds or Krugerrands.

:wacko:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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You might want to dig around the yard just in case Weezee buried some negotiable securities, matured bonds or Krugerrands.

:wacko:

:o:lol:

OMG - I think THAT is what Stinker was digging up and eating the entire three years she lived here! and I thought 'twas the sod........

sooooooo that means Weezee and I are still BROKE. <_<

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yeah I saw that :( . . ...another "the very 1st time I took the stuff, I happened to accidentally eat some gluten" story. <_<

I liked the follow sentence of "I would do something Rachel told me before I'd believe a doctor".

Um, Rachel, I have this pain in my left leg. Could you please diagnose me over the forum?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Sumphin's wrong here--I don't have the "View New Posts" anywhere, nor "My Controls" or my username at the top of the page....

What in hell??? :unsure:

Mine's right under "board rules" under the Celiac.com banner

elye Community Regular
elye
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Sumphin's wrong here--I don't have the "View New Posts" anywhere, nor "My Controls" or my username at the top of the page....

What in hell??? :unsure:

Oracle PeOter?

I, too, must check out what in hell Glutenease is, and what atrocities are being written on said thread.... . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Ok, I still don't see it...... <_<

For Pete's sake...

On my computer, it's just an M C (My Controls) and N P (New Posts) vertically up the right side . . . like there's no room for the whole thing . . .click on the N P

I liked the follow sentence of "I would do something Rachel told me before I'd believe a doctor".

Um, Rachel, I have this pain in my left leg. Could you please diagnose me over the forum?

:lol::lol: . . . If only!!! She could make a butt-load of money!!!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted
Yeah I saw that :( . . ...another "the very 1st time I took the stuff, I happened to accidentally eat some gluten" story. <_<

Shyeah. Whatev. <_<

I liked the follow sentence of "I would do something Rachel told me before I'd believe a doctor".

Um, Rachel, I have this pain in my left leg. Could you please diagnose me over the forum?

I KNOOOOOWWWW!!!! Omg. I read that one and my jaw hit the floor- Ka-BAM. I couldn't even touch that one.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Glutenease:

What an interesting thread, I read up to page 10 and couldn't read anymore.

<<snip>>

ps...I am not a shill....just telling it like I see it.

For the new topic button, try reloading the current page. You may have something cached that isn't quite right.

Then, look at the big black "Celiac.com" banner.

Under that is "Gluten-Free Celiac Disease Forum....."

The next line has, from left to right:

My Controls

View New Posts

My Assistant

My Friends.....

Under that is this search window.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Wow. I'd bet Rachel could tell me how to properly unfurl my hose.......

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Wow. I'd bet Rachel could tell me how to properly unfurl my hose.......

Snooort. :P We're gonna get in trouble, I can feel it in the air....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Wow. I'd bet Rachel could tell me how to properly unfurl my hose.......

I'm sure she could fix the New Posts button, too.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Unfurl your nose???!! :blink:

Oh .. .hose .. . .my bad .. .or me bad?

Me eyes bad.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted

That person in the GlutenEase thread actually copped a snarky 'tude with me. :angry: And it was over a post that was totally neutral. :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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That person in the GlutenEase thread actually copped a snarky 'tude with me. :angry: And it was over a post that was totally neutral. :blink:

. . . and may I add that you did a wonderful job of staying neutral with your response!!! I don't think I could have. I also noticed that Unclezack was reading. He must get email notification when someone is posting to that thread.

Luuuurrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeee that word . . . Snarky!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
That person in the GlutenEase thread actually copped a snarky 'tude with me. :angry: And it was over a post that was totally neutral. :blink:

Okay....Gotta go check that out. Will return with comment.......

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