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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Ok Sillies....I need your prayers for someone else now, besides my poor kitty.

Landen needs your thoughts as well. He is currently at the hospital getting CT scan's done. He took a spill Friday night and hit his poor noggin off the corner of Jen's entertainment unit. I went down and checked him out for her since Becky was watching him, he was laughing and had a goose egg but otherwise fine, Jen was concerned but not overly worried since children do fall. Sunday this poor kid fell over backwards, he is learning to stand and can walk along furniture, well he has been attempting the solo stand and it didnt work out, he hit his head to the floor when he fell. This time Jen was with him. Neither time did he really cry or have any outward symptoms.

Well since Jen has noticed something odd....he seems to trance out. He wont blink and pinching a toe wont even stir him....You can call his name and he wont turn his head....It last sometimes 10-15 seconds. Well he spent the night with us last night, Jen was working. He slept fine, no problems there. Well on the way to the Vets this morning, he did the trance thing to me in the car. I had leaned back to check on him at a red light and he had his ring of keys toy in his mouth and was just sitting there looking off into space, not even chewing it was as if the toy was jus t resting on his lips. He wouldnt move his eyes or even blink as I called his name. I touched his toes nothing and then I waved a loud clangy toy in front of his face that I had up with me, and it was like he was oblivous to everything in his own little world....eventually he turned and looked at me and laughed as if nothing ever happened.

So Jen and I talked and she had not called the Dr thinking she was being overprotective and such and since is a a nurse on the Neuro unit she was just worried she was being paranoid. Well after alking to her Dr and he said it is possible Landen can have a small brain bleed she left for the ER. I heard from her last at 4 since they wanted to do a round of other tests....I just tried her again and got a voicemail, so I am hoping to at least get a text back.

So please add him to our prayer/thoughts list.

From Aunt Amanda and his Uncle John!!!

Thanks guys!

Oh My God Amanda...........will be glad to see this day come to a end............

I'm sure your all so worried.

Of course I'll be praying for Landen and all that love him

I'm glad he's in the hosptial and they are checking this out.

It's always better to rule on the 'safe' side I think

Love Hugs and Prayers.

Judy


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Jestgar Rising Star

Let us know when you know 'Manda. Hopefully its nothing that a little time won't take care of.

elye Community Regular

Oh, boy. What a day.

Amanda, I am praying for Landen. Jen is so lucky to have you and John for support! :)

elye Community Regular
very scary. maybe I should just plan to doubkel check my numbers before sending them off tomoererow.

:lol::lol:

Um, yes...and Jess, here's another suggestion while yer double-checking yer numbers before sending them off - - double-check yer spelling before sending off yer replies! :lol::lol:

Actually, don't.....your posts are hilarious and very unJess-like, and I need all the laughs I can get today........

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
and I need all the laughs I can get today........

Agreed me too! This has been a very unPhunny day!

Lisa Mentor

I know that I'm dating myself, but does any one remember what a "hottie" Mark Spitz was?

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star

Ok, feeling much more sensate now. Have had two cups of tea - but now I have all these stupic leaf thingies stuck in my teeth! cAN SOME one pleasse explaine why the person who invetned loose tea didn't ALSO invent a strainer thingie with SMALLER HOLES!!


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elye Community Regular
I know that I'm dating myself, but does any one remember what a "hottie" Mark Spitz was?

Open Original Shared Link

Yessss! What a physique!

Amanda, I keep phorgetting to tell you how I LOVE your av! Two very photogenic sisters! :)

elye Community Regular
Ok, feeling much more sensate now. Have had two cups of tea - but now I have all these stupic leaf thingies stuck in my teeth!

Jess.....quickly, now.........go and fetch your camera..... . . turn it toward yerself, smile, and take a pic... .. . then hit EDIT AVATAR SETTINGS and post it, please.

I REALLY need more laffs........ :lol::P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Yessss! What a physique!

Amanda, I keep phorgetting to tell you how I LOVE your av! Two very photogenic sisters! :)

Thanks Em! We took other pics that day but we look bad! Both of us put on some weight the last few years and then we each had a "Drink" and we got on one of plastic Little Tikes climbers that my mom has for the kids....well neither of us fit on the slide real well but we used it to go into the pool. My mom saw the pics and she was like wow Amanda you look like a beached whale! Love my mom!

So back to the Silly, Cant keep us down! We will reach the top of the mountain!

Mtndog Collaborator
Poor Lucky....that's what Allo had, an intestinal blockage, when he had to have the IV fluids. He passed it on his own with the help of the extra fluids and a soft food that the vet gave us.

Did they suggest fluids first?

Ahh...no more sick kitties (my dad's 14 year old kitty is dying of kidney failure :( :( ). It makes me want to bawl as she was my mom's cat. :(

seriously n i have not been intoxicate since I stopped gluten. It si so much more pleasont when it doesn't come witht he headach and the no brain power.

i want a mongo margarity :lol: :lol: but....I beg to differ on your brain power :lol: :lol:

My heavens...... . . I am certain that this is the first time I have ever read someone slurring their words..... . . .. ....

:lol: :lol:

Oh, boy. What a day.

Amanda, I am praying for Landen. Jen is so lucky to have you and John for support! :)

Prayers for Landen, and Sarah, and kitties. Too much unphunniness today.

I know that I'm dating myself, but does any one remember what a "hottie" Mark Spitz was?

Open Original Shared Link

Ahhhh.......he was SO hot! Now he kinda looks like a 70's adult film star :ph34r:

Amanda, I keep phorgetting to tell you how I LOVE your av! Two very photogenic sisters! :)

I've been meaning to tell you this too- beautiful girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was madly in love with Open Original Shared Link

i saw him in person once and almost had an inappropriate response (like throwing myself at his feet, kissing his boots, begging for...... I was 13, he was probably 25. I still can't believe he married someone else!!!!!!!

He's on my Laminate List (the list that you have permission from your spouse or any other, that if you met this person, all bets are off!). Benicio's there too. :wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Oh Sillies still no word from Jen not be text or phone call.....I am worried.

Lucky is lying on the floor out of it and he wont eat, I think it is from the Meds they pumped him with....its killing us to look at him and see him like that.

Anyone see Our Peter??? I miss him!

We have on hand a drunken Silly today Pholks! This shall provide us with some much needed laughs!

(((((((HUGS))))) to our dear Sarah!

Sillies stick together!

Jestgar Rising Star
Thanks Em! We took other pics that day but we look bad! Both of us put on some weight the last few years and then we each had a "Drink" and we got on one of plastic Little Tikes climbers that my mom has for the kids....well neither of us fit on the slide real well but we used it to go into the pool. My mom saw the pics and she was like wow Amanda you look like a bleached whale! Love my mom!

So back to the Silly, Cant keep us down! We will reach the top of the mountain!

Oh honey, just spens some time in the sun. You'll look toasted in no time!

elye Community Regular
Ahhhh.......he was SO hot! Now he kinda looks like a 70's adult film star :ph34r:

Yes, but an 70's adult film star in a pool.........

:lol:

He's on my Laminate List (the list that you have permission from your spouse or any other, that if you met this person, all bets are off!). Benicio's there too. :wub:

:huh::huh::lol:

Bev....you have a Laminate List? To laminate means to cover in hot, hardening plastic, does it not?

What do you plan on doing wif the guys on this list, Bev?? :lol:

Amanda, let us know as soon as you hear word from Jen. We're waiting with you.....

I've been thinking about our PeOter, too...........

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess.....quickly, now.........go and fetch your camera..... . . turn it toward yerself, smile, and take a pic... .. . then hit EDIT AVATAR SETTINGS and post it, please.

I REALLY need more laffs........ :lol::P

EMILY!! I am shocked!! I am at work and would certainly never do anything as unprofessional as taking a picture of myself while here!!

A couple montha ago I had to do a presentation for the bigger lab group and I asked all the people in my lab to pose in silly ways for the credit slides.

maybe I'll post the pic of my boss..

curlyfries Contributor

Amanda...............I absolutely LOVE your new signature :wub: ...........made me cry!

Green12 Enthusiast
I know that I'm dating myself, but does any one remember what a "hottie" Mark Spitz was?

Open Original Shared Link

Check out the 70s porn "stache". BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!!!!!!!!!

cAN SOME one pleasse explaine why the person who invetned loose tea didn't ALSO invent a strainer thingie with SMALLER HOLES!!

One of life's big mysteries :lol:

Sick kitties :( , and Amanda I hope you hear about Landon soon.

Love to Sarah :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Check out the 70s porn "stache". BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol: - and the phunnie thing is, we all know what "tune" to say/sing that to - :lol:

TeaDrinker Newbie

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun"!

:D

Ahem...(clears throat)

Me-me-me-meeeeeee...

My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

I had to get that out of my system. I made my daughter a bologna sandwich this morning and that accursed jingle has been haunting me since! <_<

We've been having such fun on the gfp thread lately, and made such a crazy mess of it, that I thought it was time to move the silliness to it's own silly home. So come on in and join the silliness. Any topic is fair game. Laughter is the best medicine!

Does anybody else have a particularly annoying jingle stuck in their head? (Who let the dogs out?)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda...............I absolutely LOVE your new signature :wub: ...........made me cry!

:) A lot has happened in my life in the last year and today made me really reflect on it and think and boy this thread has really helped me keep it together. I am so glad I have an outlet where I can come and let it all go, be accepted and get that support to continue on.

I look at all the times I have to vent about my workplace and some of the personal conflicts, now I have got to report things are so great there and a lot of the advice came from my sillies. We are more than just screennames and silly antedotes and pharting purse stealing kangrawhosits, and I wanted to let you guys all know it. Lets face it, this is my home away from home. Rarely do I travel outside the safe confines of Sillyville.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun"!

:D

Welcome TeaDrinker!

I was just in Upstate NY last month on vacation. Love it up there :)

Jestgar Rising Star
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun"!

:D

:lol: :lol: :lol: Your first post and you infect us all with a phrase that will never go away!!

TeaDrinker Newbie

Thanks blueeyedmanda! I'm in Tonawanda, near Ellicott Creek. Moved here from Niagara Falls last November. I like to be near WATER! ;)

Welcome TeaDrinker!

I was just in Upstate NY last month on vacation. Love it up there :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Have had two cups of tea - but now I have all these stupic leaf thingies stuck in my teeth! cAN SOME one pleasse explaine why the person who invetned loose tea didn't ALSO invent a strainer thingie with SMALLER HOLES!!

Tea Drinker . . . welcome . . . and Puhleeeaaassseee answer this burning question for Jess.

Jess . . . perhaps the person that invented loose tea actually invented the toothbrush instead!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Back to the 70's porn song, did you guys ever see that Episode of Friends where Joey and Chandler are getting the free porn channel on TV? Rachel comes walking in and she is humming that song, and she is like what the heck song is that and Joey goes oh thats the theme to Good will Humping!

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