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elye Community Regular
elye
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Bon Jovi is a rock singer, he has been around since Aerosmith and he like Steve Tyler is still rocking out! He is a cutie though :)

Amanda!!! I'm not THAT old!!! :o:P C'mon, I was a teen in the mid-eighties, so I clearly remember the beginnings of Bon Jovi.........he is not on my Laminate List. And Steve Tyler, well...........how on earth could he have fathered such a gorgeous child in Liv Tyler??

Off to doc appt and physical therapy . . . I'm expecting a lecture . . . I'm doing tooooooo much and probably sorer/swollener than I should be. But for oracle Pete's sake, there's a tree sale tomorrow and I had to go preview the merchandise. What do they expect me to do??? Go treeless until next year??!!

Good luck at yer appointments, Janet. Very diffiulct as a mom of young kids to give things the rest they need. I think it would make me insane. :lol:

Listen! You go and git yerself a tree, but no hauling it up into a truck! This is one reason we are married........ :lol:

Amanda--are you going to go ahead and make an offer? They'll take less even though they lowered the price no matter what the realtor says ;) (been through this 9 times)

What kind of commissions are your realtors pulling in down there? Lots of people negotiate that, as well. Up here most companies charge 4 to 5%.

Well the other houses in the area are more in the 140 range, but this one is in need of a lot of work and may need a new spetic and a sum pump and stuff.....

Yep, you need a really thorough inspection done - - very important! :)

Funny piece on NPR yesterday. Apparently the Canadian Olympics reporter is getting razzed in the newsroom because even places that no one has heard of, like Togo, have gotten medals. I guess other reporters are saying things like "I wanna report for the Canadians. You don't have to do anything"

Next Olympics, when it includes things like 'Politely ignoring in a subtle attempt to induce behavioural changes', Canadians will totally rock.

:lol::lol:

Yes, Uzbechistan has probably won four medals, Canada none. Our reporters are having a terrific overseas holiday....... :(:angry:

Politeness! An Olympic event..... . . . gawd, we would SO dominate.........

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Wow--all these cute guys!! Coming onto our thread is giving me the vapors! :o:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Gaaaaaahhhhhh!! Bev.... . . . . sit yerself down.... . . ....

I just googled "Parker Stephenson now" and this pic came up.........

http://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/P/Pa/...o-bonacelli.webp

:blink::o

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jerseyangel
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Gaaaaaahhhhhh!! Bev.... . . . . sit yerself down.... . . ....

I just googled "Parker Stephenson now" and this pic came up.........

http://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/P/Pa/...o-bonacelli.webp

:blink::o

:lol::lol::lol:

Laughing me fool head off here!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yay little Emily Silver!!

Women's 4x100m Freestyle Relay COUGHLIN Natalie, NYMEYER Lacey, JOYCE Kara Lynn, TORRES Dara, SMIT Julia, SILVER Emily

Her Silver Medal was appropriately announced on the grocery store sign board on the island :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Well, you have to be within 3,000 feet of said box, and I am, it was determined after many phailed attempts, 4,000 feet away. So - it can't work.

so - is this God's blessing? :lol: No hours and hours of mindless HGTV for me.......no Tori and Dean....no Mad Men.

I see God's hand in this. :lol: More reading for Queen Spruezle. Less brain atrophy.

Oh Janet Darn It!!! Sorry about the cable Schmoozie, I was so looking forward to discussing with you as Nikerler would say "trashy telly" :lol:

However, reading is the better alternative and YES, GOOD fer yer brain!

just a cotton picking minute here girl.............THEM IS FIGHTING WORDS............WOOPS --NO FIGHTING.......SORRY

WE CAN DIFFER ON ' MUSIC AND STYLE' IT TWILL BE ALRIGHTY NOW....WHEW......... :lol:

:lol: Judy has spoken!

It's phunny, we ALL get Bev'd from time to time, but when it happens to me I always think that I've been offensive, or just exceedingly unphunny. I was thinking about the unforgettable thing my dad said to me on the phone yesterday to bring some laughs into my day, the quote about no shoes/no feet that I found hilarious and clever.

Then I began to worry last night that no one else mentioned it because someone amongst us has no feet, and it therefore becomes a fairly tasteless comment..... :huh::blink: I must put out a disclaimer, then: I in no way meant, in the pursuit of levity and mirth, any disrespect to ANY and ALL amputees who may be reading. . . .. ......

:):)

STILL no medals for Canada.......fourth place in many events........ :(:angry:

I know where one of them is!! He lives in our neighboUrhood- - mygawd, he is often out mowing his lawn or raking shirtless.........the man is absolutely SIMIAN. Dark fur is growing all over his chest, stomach, back and legs. In fact, I'm suspecting he is our yeti.

:lol::lol:

Emily, I LOVED what yer dad said!!! Patti is right the posts were coming fast and furiously last night, twas a party, and a lot of phunny things got lost in the shuffle.

Bon Jovi is a rock singer, he has been around since Aerosmith and he like Steve Tyler is still rocking out! He is a cutie though :)

Amanda and I have the same taste in music :D

Off to doc appt and physical therapy . . . I'm expecting a lecture . . . I'm doing tooooooo much and probably sorer/swollener than I should be. But for oracle Pete's sake, there's a tree sale tomorrow and I had to go preview the merchandise. What do they expect me to do??? Go treeless until next year??!!

Have a good Dr appt and PT session Janet, hope it helps you be less sorer and swollener.

I LOVED LOVED LOVED the Bay City Rollers, Shaun Cassidy (later realzied that Parker Stevenson was actually MUCH hotter!), Donnie Osmond, wanted to BE Marie Osmond, Leif Garret (Good Lord he's quite scary now!). I had a Bay City Rollers fan club in my basement :lol: Sigh- Derek :wub: :wub:

Shaun Cassidy :wub:

I had a HUGE crush on him AND Parker Stevenson.....THE HARDY BOYS!!!!

Patti, love your avatar, he is so dreamy!

Anybody hear from Sarah? She's been on my mind :wub:

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Mtndog
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Julie- REALLY THINK we were sisters separated at birth (uhm- you got the gorgeous hair). We have the same taste in hotties!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily- NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is not OUR (mine and Julie's) Parker Stevenson. My faith in humanity would be destroyed! :lol:

You may not be winning any Canadian golds but wait till Vancouver 2010- you'll be wiping up everything!!!!!!!!!! And I wanna come watch- OMG- Ppsilly Convention at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics?

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti, love your avatar, he is so dreamy!

Isn't he JUST????? :rolleyes: (swoonface)

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Mtndog
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Amanda- :wub: :wub: I wasn't on last night so I didn't get to read this. It's beautiful.

Families are a bond you share that is unbreakable, it can withstand the goodtimes and bad and your family will always be there to pick you up when you fall, or when you lose your way on the beaten path. One thing that I have learned about families is there is not always a blood connection. I have quite the extended family, and my Phamily comes from as close as 2 hrs away in PA, to my family on the East Coast where the lighthouses guide the incoming ships, to the Midwest where tornados and flat land are plenty, to the Wst Coast where there is beautiful hiking, they also extend up into Canada where winter is downright COLD and across the pond to Europe where I would love to visit. My family bond I have with these members continues to grow stronger and everyday I am reminded how thankful I am to know such wonderful pholks! I dont know what I would do without you guys, but I am sure glad I have you!

Friends may come and go but Sillies are Forever!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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And Steve Tyler, well...........how on earth could he have fathered such a gorgeous child in Liv Tyler??

The mother was a model, so maybe that explains things......although his other children from different mothers are all very beautiful as well. Mr Tyler must have good genes.

Yes, Uzbechistan has probably won four medals, Canada none. Our reporters are having a terrific overseas holiday....... :(:angry:

Politeness! An Olympic event..... . . . gawd, we would SO dominate.........

:lol: This cracked me up!

Gaaaaaahhhhhh!! Bev.... . . . . sit yerself down.... . . ....

I just googled "Parker Stephenson now" and this pic came up.........

http://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/P/Pa/...o-bonacelli.webp

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Gee, Parker sure has aged...... :blink:

Yay little Emily Silver!!

Women's 4x100m Freestyle Relay COUGHLIN Natalie, NYMEYER Lacey, JOYCE Kara Lynn, TORRES Dara, SMIT Julia, SILVER Emily

Her Silver Medal was appropriately announced on the grocery store sign board on the island :)

WOO HOO!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Julie- REALLY THINK we were sisters separated at birth (uhm- you got the gorgeous hair). We have the same taste in hotties!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily- NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is not OUR (mine and Julie's) Parker Stevenson. My faith in humanity would be destroyed! :lol:

You may not be winning any Canadian golds but wait till Vancouver 2010- you'll be wiping up everything!!!!!!!!!! And I wanna come watch- OMG- Ppsilly Convention at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics?

:lol::lol: We must be sisters Bev! And as yer sister I will let you have Parker, I actually liked Shaun a smidgen more, he was soooo dreamy!!

On the cover of Tiger Beat magazine :lol:

Great idea about the 2010 Winter Olympics, an Olympic Silly Summit!!!!!!

Amanda- :wub: :wub: I wasn't on last night so I didn't get to read this. It's beautiful.

Families are a bond you share that is unbreakable, it can withstand the goodtimes and bad and your family will always be there to pick you up when you fall, or when you lose your way on the beaten path. One thing that I have learned about families is there is not always a blood connection. I have quite the extended family, and my Phamily comes from as close as 2 hrs away in PA, to my family on the East Coast where the lighthouses guide the incoming ships, to the Midwest where tornados and flat land are plenty, to the Wst Coast where there is beautiful hiking, they also extend up into Canada where winter is downright COLD and across the pond to Europe where I would love to visit. My family bond I have with these members continues to grow stronger and everyday I am reminded how thankful I am to know such wonderful pholks! I dont know what I would do without you guys, but I am sure glad I have you!

Friends may come and go but Sillies are Forever!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

Did you write this Amanda? Very well said :wub:

tom Contributor
tom
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Funny piece on NPR yesterday. Apparently the Canadian Olympics reporter is getting razzed in the newsroom because even places that no one has heard of, like Togo, have gotten medals.

:lol:

Reminds me of the intro to the "Second City Television" show.

So I'd bet at least a generation of Canucks knows of Togo! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol:

Reminds me of the intro to the "Second City Television" show.

So I'd bet at least a generation of Canucks knows of Togo! :P

Is that the same show as SCTV, Pataguhmn or a different one? We always loved SCTV--always watched the reruns too until they stopped running them on our stations. :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Did you write this Amanda? Very well said :wub:

Yep-wrote this because after the events that transpired yesterday it just made me think of all you and what you have done for me and each other. We are always looking out for our sillies!

tom Contributor
tom
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Is that the same show as SCTV, Pataguhmn or a different one?

The very same. .. .. Not sure why I didn't just say SCTV :lol:

Didn't EVERY SINGLE ONE of them go on to be in bunches of movies??????

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The very same. .. .. Not sure why I didn't just say SCTV :lol:

Didn't EVERY SINGLE ONE of them go on to be in bunches of movies??????

Wouldn't be surprised--what a funny, talented group!

Hee--Tex and Edna :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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OMG and I have got to say I gots me some peculair taste in men too....I used to think Ryan Stiles was adorable.

Ohhh and I forgot Anthony Lapalgia on my laminate list too! He was a cutie in Empire Records!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I see Giahknet is reading along, how's the knee? did you get in trouble? Get any trees? oh wait.....that's tomorrow......

Oh, hell.....and I'll bet he wasn't armed with the tool that remedies virtually EVERY installation/repair job one comes across - - a ballcock?

:lol: :lol: now, why didn't I ask him this? Clearly this is not sumfin that would have occurred to him on his own - 'tis a Psecret Psilly Psolution. :lol:

and no, he did not look like Patty's plumber. He wasn't bad......just not my type. Oh and plus, how sad, I'm NEVER dating again. They all stink. And by that I mean, they smell. This is so sad sillies.....I have this VERYYYYYYYYYY acute sense of smell.........is there a surgery I could have to dull my olfactory senses? This would really open up the dating market for me and reduce the pheromone issue considerably. :lol:

Emiliy - poor Canadians. :ph34r::(

My current list:

Colin Firth (oh yeah!)- those Brits- so cuuuuttttte!!!!!

Benicio del Toro

Richard hammon (the Hampster) on Top Gear

Liam Neeson

the old Brad Pitt (legends of the Fall/Meet Joe Black)

Daniel Craig (meow!)

Oliver Martinez (the Spanish guy who laura Linney likes in Love Actually)

Gary Oldman

Aidan Quinn

Wow- I have weird taste!

No, not weird taste. I agree wif your list EXCEPT for:

GAry Oldman and Aidan Quinn and.......who is that Hamster guy? :blink::lol:

and WHERE is Olivier Martinez? we don't see him often and he is a MASSIVE hottie........

LOVE the rest of 'em.......Brad Pitt WAS a hottie back then.........but I don't carry teh torch for any former hotties.....I mean, I"m looking at yer av's and not swooning a'tall......I am SOOOOOOOO over those guys. :lol: I mean, mygawd, if I still liked my old swoon/crushes, I'd have a picture of PHONZIE up there. :lol: :lol: and, EWWW.

Oh, I wrote a letter to Bobby Sherman in about fourth grade.

Saw an Andy Gibb concert in junior high - now HE was a hottie.

Funny piece on NPR yesterday. Apparently the Canadian Olympics reporter is getting razzed in the newsroom because even places that no one has heard of, like Togo, have gotten medals. I guess other reporters are saying things like "I wanna report for the Canadians. You don't have to do anything"

Next Olympics, when it includes things like 'Politely ignoring in a subtle attempt to induce behavioural changes', Canadians will totally rock.

*snigger* Poor Emily. :(

Listen! You go and git yerself a tree, but no hauling it up into a truck! This is one reason we are married........ :lol:

.

:o Um.......you and Janet are married? OMG - why have you been keeping this from us? :lol:

Anybody hear from Sarah? She's been on my mind

:( not today. I haven't seen her post, and she didn't respond to email.......

SILLIES - I am losing my mind. My OWN HOUSE KEY is NOT on my key chain. :blink: Um, where in hell is it? the lady from the auto shop dropped me off, I went to unlock my front door......no key.

:huh:

quite the brain twister.......when did I take it off the ring? why? who has it? :unsure: Confounding, I tell you.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OMG and I have got to say I gots me some peculair taste in men too....I used to think Ryan Stiles was adorable.

No . . . I think humoUr is attractive . . . and he's got loads of it . . . of course, I think Jon Lovitz is heelarryus, too and don't find him attractive at all . . . guess there's a bit more to it.

Actually, on one of our girl's (shopping) trips to Chicago, one of the evenings' discussion was "the lists" and one of the men on the list HAD to be someone that is NOT all that good-looking (by Hollywood standards) . . . I picked Anthony Edwards. Oh, and one of the ladies STILL has Tom Cruise on her list.

Got thumbs up from the doc and PT . . . don't have to go back unless I need sumptin!!! YaY Me!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Women's 4x100m Freestyle Relay COUGHLIN Natalie, NYMEYER Lacey, JOYCE Kara Lynn, TORRES Dara, SMIT Julia, SILVER Emily

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... . . . But they ain't CANADIAN. . . . . . :rolleyes:

You may not be winning any Canadian golds but wait till Vancouver 2010- you'll be wiping up everything!!!!!!!!!! And I wanna come watch- OMG- Ppsilly Convention at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics?

Ohhhhh!!!!! 18 months to plan....could we pull it off???? :):)

Isn't he JUST????? :rolleyes: (swoonface)

Um.....he is gorgeous.......but....his.....hair.....is rather like something from a 1960's Beach Boys' album.......or the Planet of the Apes. I just want to tousle it around, maybe trim some edges into it. THEN he might be Laminate material...... :lol:

On the cover of Tiger Beat magazine :lol:

Yes!! Leif Garret, Bay City Rollers......my daughter gets this mag now and then (still in print!). I wonder if she swoons like I did. I hear her and her 15 year-old girlfriends in her room, laughing and screeching with her pile of mags.......love to be a phly on that wall.......... :lol:

Is that the same show as SCTV, Pataguhmn or a different one? We always loved SCTV--always watched the reruns too until they stopped running them on our stations. :)

OMG. The phunniest, cleverest writing EVAH. Hilarious:

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Yep-wrote this because after the events that transpired yesterday it just made me think of all you and what you have done for me and each other. We are always looking out for our sillies!

I keep rereading it, Amanda. SO wonderful! :wub:

Didn't EVERY SINGLE ONE of them go on to be in bunches of movies??????

Yep. We Canucks sure know how to make y'all laugh.......but we sure as hell don't know how to win any @!*!!#@#!*! medals........ :lol:

Wouldn't be surprised--what a funny, talented group!

Hee--Tex and Edna :lol:

My dad was doing something with Andrea Martin many years ago, and I went to the studio because I wanted to meet her. She was SOOOOO phunny, even with no camera rolling in front of her - - and beautiful! I know that people who see her on TV/movies would not use that word to describe her, but she really is in real life. A gorgeous, hilarious lady......... :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oh, I wrote a letter to Bobby Sherman in about fourth grade.

If he got back to you, did he tell you about how he waived at me :lol: Did he :unsure:

Got thumbs up from the doc and PT . . . don't have to go back unless I need sumptin!!! YaY Me!!

Beautiful!! :D

My dad was doing something with Andrea Martin many years ago, and I went to the studio because I wanted to meet her. She was SOOOOO phunny, even with no camera rolling in front of her - - and beautiful! I know that people who see her on TV/movies would not use that word to describe her, but she really is in real life. A gorgeous, hilarious lady......... :)

Wow--very cool! B) Love Andrea Martin.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Our next Edna?

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Our next Edna?

Open Original Shared Link

Holy Crap!!! . . . and to think I used to like him!!!! 12000 calories and having a hard time keeping the weight on!!!!! That B@$#@^d!!!! :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
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12000 calories and having a hard time keeping the weight on!!!!! That B@$#@^d!!!! :lol::lol:

Yeah :angry:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Great news on the knee, Janet! You done good.......

SILLIES - I am losing my mind. My OWN HOUSE KEY is NOT on my key chain. :blink: Um, where in hell is it? the lady from the auto shop dropped me off, I went to unlock my front door......no key.

Soooozie, didn't you say that you have a collection of ribbons that you have tied around tables at your place, and on the end of the ribbons are....things that get lost.....magnifying glasses er sumfin'? Check one of those ribbons......Nothing would surprise me with you! :lol::lol:

If he got back to you, did he tell you about how he waived at me :lol: Did he :unsure:

:lol::lol::lol:

Well, now that you mention it..... . . ....mygawsh, it's all coming back to me...... . .

All those years ago, Andrea Martin mentioned something to me about Bobby waving at you.....

:huh::lol:

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