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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Hi Sillies, just a poop by!

I had my nieces over for a sleepover (didnt get much sleep as little feet, hands, and bodies were kicking, hitting, and quite restless through the night :lol:) .....but I loved every minute of their visit of course.

Last night we had pop corn and watched the Spiderwick Chronicles, I thought it was a cute movie.

Hope everyone is having a good weekend :)


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Julie- the sleepover seems like fun, yes very little sleep :) Remember when we were kids, we used to try to stay up all night long! I dont think I ever made it, and certainly couldnt make it now. I do know that I have stayed up all night when I worked a double shift iin the hospital during a snow storm, I worked the 2nd shift and then all of 3rd shift. My butt dragged home and I had a hard time getting to bed....

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol:

I was in the garden, and Jack just came running out shouting, "Mommy! Mom!! I forgot to tell you.. ... .. . ....today you are 15, 648 days old!".... . . . ..

Yeah, thanks...... . . . . ...

<_<

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

man this place is deserted....Sillies they are evacuating the Coastal areas not the Silly Thread....come back!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Psillies!!!!!!!! Pooping in to say hello. Hope all in the path of Gustav are safe :( I can't believe they have to evacuate New Orleans again. I hope it's a little easier on all in the path than katrina was.

I had my nieces over for a sleepover (didnt get much sleep as little feet, hands, and bodies were kicking, hitting, and quite restless through the night :lol:) .....but I loved every minute of their visit of course.

FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

man this place is deserted....Sillies they are evacuating the Coastal areas not the Silly Thread....come back!!!

:lol: :lol: I'm here! Not very silly! <_<:angry:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

I was in the garden, and Jack just came running out shouting, "Mommy! Mom!! I forgot to tell you.. ... .. . ....today you are 15, 648 days old!".... . . . ..

Yeah, thanks...... . . . . ... <_<

remind me again why we had kids....... B):blink::lol:

man this place is deserted....Sillies they are evacuating the Coastal areas not the Silly Thread....come back!!!

I couldn't get on today........flood control.......and the hurricane hasn't even hit yet :ph34r:

Hello Psillies!!!!!!!! Pooping in to say hello. Hope all in the path of Gustav are safe :( I can't believe they have to evacuate New Orleans again. I hope it's a little easier on all in the path than katrina was.

:lol::lol: I'm here! Not very silly! <_<:angry:

I agree Bev.

Hate to some of my friends go through this again.

Maggie told me when they were trying to get 2 huge RV's off pecan island they took a main road that the farmers where herding their live stock and the cowboys were herding then up the road.

Amazing.

I sorry you not feeling silly.......honey if i were you........I won't either.

HUgs to you love bug.

Judy

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

I was in the garden, and Jack just came running out shouting, "Mommy! Mom!! I forgot to tell you.. ... .. . ....today you are 15, 648 days old!".... . . . ..

Yeah, thanks...... . . . . ... <_<

remind me again why we had kids....... B):blink::lol:

man this place is deserted....Sillies they are evacuating the Coastal areas not the Silly Thread....come back!!!

I couldn't get on today........flood control.......and the hurricane hasn't even hit yet :ph34r:

Hello Psillies!!!!!!!! Pooping in to say hello. Hope all in the path of Gustav are safe :( I can't believe they have to evacuate New Orleans again. I hope it's a little easier on all in the path than katrina was.

:lol::lol: I'm here! Not very silly! <_<:angry:

I agree Bev.

Hate that some of my friends have go through this AGAIN

Maggie told me when they were trying to get 2 huge RV's off pecan island they took a main road that the farmers where herding their live stock and the cowboys were herding then up the road.

Amazing.

I sorry you not feeling silly.......honey if i were you........I won't either.

HUgs to you love bug.

Judy


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:ph34r: I'm here, but don't have anything worthwhile phun to contribute.
jerseyangel Proficient
:ph34r: I'm here, but don't have anything worthwhile phun to contribute.

That's ok Peter--just hang out wif us and we'll do our best to make you smile--maybe even get a weak gaffaw out a ya!! :D

Well, Sillies, I had the most delightphul day :) We went back to Jersey to visit our son--had such a nice visit--and stopped at Wegmans on the way home. Bought some Schar crackers....never had them but they looked good and no problematic ingredients :P

Mtndog Collaborator
That's ok Peter--just hang out wif us and we'll do our best to make you smile--maybe even get a weak gaffaw out a ya!! :D

Well, Sillies, I had the most delightphul day :) We went back to Jersey to visit our son--had such a nice visit--and stopped at Wegmans on the way home. Bought some Schar crackers....never had them but they looked good and no problematic ingredients :P

Yay Patti had fun!!!!!!!!! :D :D I've been buying the Schar crackers recently and they are SOOOOO SOOO good- REAL crackers :lol:

I'm grumpers because the skin under my PICC dressing is ALREADY breaking out again!!!!!! :angry:

Maybe Uncle ray can cheer us up

Fishing Tale

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took

place:

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing

this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the

house next weekend.'

Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build

her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I

would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a

word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to

be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off

my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:

'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.' :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.' :lol:

:lol::lol:

Icky poo sorry about break-out Bev :( You've gotta be at just about the end of your rope with this.

psawyer Proficient
'Wear sun-block.' :lol:
:D :D

Bev, your PICC: :angry::(

jerseyangel Proficient
:D :D

Yea!! We got a :D out of Peter!!!!!! Good one Bev! :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Yay Patti had fun!!!!!!!!! :D:D I've been buying the Schar crackers recently and they are SOOOOO SOOO good- REAL crackers :lol:

I'm grumpers because the skin under my PICC dressing is ALREADY breaking out again!!!!!! :angry:

Maybe Uncle ray can cheer us up

Fishing Tale

you can even find a joke when the PICC is reacting again. :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

Icky poo sorry about break-out Bev :( You've gotta be at just about the end of your rope with this.

ditto Bevie :ph34r:

:D:D

Bev, your PICC: :angry::(

ditto petter

Yea!! We got a :D out of Peter!!!!!! Good one Bev! :P

yep one smiile at least from Peter

Patti so happy you had a great day

nite all.

Judy

elye Community Regular

Good Holiday Monday, Sillies!! :):)

Well, as we were speaking fondly of that great piece of literature and film from our childhoods, The Wizard of Oz, I can continue by telling you all how Wicked was.... . . ..Amanda, you MUST go and see this incredible production!! I was thinking of you throughout it last night, and how enthralled you would be at the way the original story is carried and how the magic of the classic film continues here. Very special!

But I will forever miss Bert Llar as the cowardly lion..... . . . .don't think I've mentioned this :ph34r: , but I was one of the homeliest babies around, quite seriously.... . .everyone said I looked exactly like Bert Llar until I was about two. Now that's one ugly baby!! <_<:ph34r::lol:

I'm grumpers because the skin under my PICC dressing is ALREADY breaking out again!!!!!! :angry:

Ahhh, yuck, Bev! :angry: But perhaps the breakout area will form a hazy visage about which you can contact the National Enquirer or the Examiner... . ....the face of Thomas Edison, or Sammy Davis Jr.,....... ..... . ..or Bert Llar, even... . . :lol::rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Mornin' Everyone!!

Just checkin' in . . . I've been reading along but have not had anything worth posting . . .

Now, I have the results of the oatmeal cookie sampling. My first time making my oatmeal cookie recipe gluten free. Taste was fine and dandy. First half spread too much and got a bit too crispy. Second half (after adding a bit more flour) didn't spread quite enough but (IMO) better than the first half. Now . . . most people wouldn't be as picky, but I'm trying to get them just like they were before and the next batch should be poifect. My friend down the street demanded one (I love her, she always wants to see/taste what I'm cooking) and approved. The KIDS, on the other hand . . . well, I had to force them to try one. They both "claimed" they were good and then refused any others . . . I'm sure if I added chocolate chips it wouldn't be a problem . . . but just as I don't like raisens in my oatmeal cookies, I don't like choc chips in them either. Oh well, more for me and me hubby. Oh, and no problems for me daughter after eating the cookie.

The Pamela's baking contest ended yesterday. I'm sure I'll be notified any day now that I have won the grand prize. :P

Awwwww . . Baby EmiLahrly

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Good Holiday Monday, Sillies!! :):)

Well, as we were speaking fondly of that great piece of literature and film from our childhoods, The Wizard of Oz, I can continue by telling you all how Wicked was.... . . ..Amanda, you MUST go and see this incredible production!! I was thinking of you throughout it last night, and how enthralled you would be at the way the original story is carried and how the magic of the classic film continues here. Very special!

But I will forever miss Bert Llar as the cowardly lion..... . . . .don't think I've mentioned this :ph34r: , but I was one of the homeliest babies around, quite seriously.... . .everyone said I looked exactly like Bert Llar until I was about two. Now that's one ugly baby!! <_<:ph34r::lol:

Em- was this the Wizard of Oz play which is on tour now,if so they are making a stop in Scranton and I was really thinking of going. Glad to hear it was done very well.

Hi Sillies-

Not sure what we are doing today...We only work tomorrow and Weds and then we have vacation until next Tuesday. But we meet with our mortgage guy on Weds!!! So we are moving along :)

curlyfries Contributor
Woohoo!

Yesterday I went through all my clothes and came up with two garbage bags full to donate

I've been doing the same thing......though I'm afraid to get rid of my favorite clothes.......always afraid the weight will creep back. My theory is.....if you hold on to things, you'll never need them.

Had several people tell me I should read Wicked......although I was never fond of The Wizard of Oz. Those flying monkeys used to creep me out! :ph34r:

I've been reading but not posting, also. Janet, at the very least you should be Pamela's spokesperson. ;) You are always pushing the product around here....and you also did when we met. :P

We had a cookout yesterday with DD and her boyfriend. They wanted brats and he reminded me to buy hotdog buns for him. He has now been dubbed "Gluten Boy".

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi all :D

Nuthin to add here either but wanted to say hello. :)

Your cookies sound good to me, Jan-it....I have to work up the courage to try the pure oats--Gawd, now all I can think about is a bowl of oatmeal wif maple syrup and butter.....(droolface) Glad your daughter didn't react--this will give her more variety :)

Wouldn't it be somephin' if you won the Pamela's contest!! :D

Aw Em--You looked like Burt Llar....I bet you were cute, though :D Maybe you can find a baby pic of yerself and let us be the judge....we won't laugh....hee :P

I cleaned out me closet/dresser last month when the ACS had a truck in the area. Got rid of 2 garbage bags full of stuff I've been holding on to for way too long. I always think "I'll wear it sometime" but always seem to wear the same stuff over and over .

Of course, when I make room I figure I can get a few new things to "fill in" :lol:

Beautiful day today B) Need to get to the nursery and get plants fer me winder boxes.....cleaned em out last week and they look so empty....wish I had a green thumb like Judith :unsure::rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Mornin' Everyone!!

Just checkin' in . . . I've been reading along but have not had anything worth posting . . .

Now, I have the results of the oatmeal cookie sampling. My first time making my oatmeal cookie recipe gluten free. Taste was fine and dandy. First half spread too much and got a bit too crispy. Second half (after adding a bit more flour) didn't spread quite enough but (IMO) better than the first half. Now . . . most people wouldn't be as picky, but I'm trying to get them just like they were before and the next batch should be poifect. My friend down the street demanded one (I love her, she always wants to see/taste what I'm cooking) and approved. The KIDS, on the other hand . . . well, I had to force them to try one. They both "claimed" they were good and then refused any others . . . I'm sure if I added chocolate chips it wouldn't be a problem . . . but just as I don't like raisens in my oatmeal cookies, I don't like choc chips in them either. Oh well, more for me and me hubby. Oh, and no problems for me daughter after eating the cookie.

The Pamela's baking contest ended yesterday. I'm sure I'll be notified any day now that I have won the grand prize. :P

Awwwww . . Baby EmiLahrly

I used to love oatmeal cookies with butterscotch chips, that was the only kind I liked, not chocolate chip or raisin and definitely no nuts. Anyone had any luck with baking with kasha (buckwheat groats) instead of oats? I don't think I can have oats, it's not even worth it to me to try anyway. I'd be sick for a month. But boy do I miss oatmeal cookies...... Not that I can find any BLOODY gluten-free butterscotch chips around here anyway.

:angry:

elye Community Regular

Bunnie!! Methinks you're new here.... . . . ...unless I've been extremely unobservant (not unlikely) and you've been posting regularly...... :huh: If not, welcome to this madness!!

....I will stop there....... <_<:ph34r::lol:

I successfully make an oatmeal-type porridge with kasha, and quinoa also. They're yummy..... :)

Wouldn't it be somephin' if you won the Pamela's contest!! :D

Yes!! We may see Janet's face on Pamela's packages, the new Logo Lady....holding a wooden spoon, wearing a nice tall chef's hat and oven mitts, face dusted with rice flour...... .. .. . ;):lol:

Aw Em--You looked like Burt Llar....I bet you were cute, though . Maybe you can find a baby pic of yerself and let us be the judge....we won't laugh....hee :P

Gad..........actually, there are NO pictures of me as a baby, for obvious reasons. :huh::lol: Actually, perhaps there are one or two, but I've been told that cameras just weren't pulled out when I was in anyone's arms, or lying in my carriage.. . . .nope, relatives and friends would just smile politely, and say things like, "she's so well behaved!" :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet, at the very least you should be Pamela's spokesperson. ;) You are always pushing the product around here....and you also did when we met. :P

I know!!! . . . the least they can do is let me win their contest . . . I'm like a walking commercial for them!! . . . :P

...... Not that I can find any BLOODY gluten-free butterscotch chips around here anyway.

:angry:

. . . Not that she's bitter about it or anythin'!! . . . :lol:

JNBunnie1 . . . do we know your (first) name? I always wonder when somebody's name isn't in their signature if I've actually read it somewhere or 'nuther (like HappyGirl) . . . or shall we make one up? . . . 'cause we can't be writing JNBunnie1 all the time, fer sure!!

elye Community Regular

<---------------- Oh, look! Found a baby photo........

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gad..........actually, there are NO pictures of me as a baby, for obvious reasons. :huh::lol:

There are no baby pictures of me either . . . I was the fourth of five children, they were so done with the picture taking of the babies by that time. When my great aunt passed away (I think I was in my late 20's at the time), my grandfather (her brother) got quite a few of her snapshots/photo albums . . . and in one of these, my mom found a couple of baby pictures of me. She says to me . . . Look, Janet there are too baby pictures of you!! . . . in a perfectly serious tone that implied "now quit yer complaining." To which I responded . . . yes, thank goodness the great aunt that I saw one Sunday a year always took pictures when she came to help keep track of which kids were which!!! . . . not like my own mother needed to do that!!! . . . :lol: . . . she always had to ask me when my birthday was when she was filling out forms (doctor/school/etc) for me. This is why, most likely, I'm not an overly sensitive sort.

See . . . now Emily has started calling you Bunnie . . . you better come up wif sumptin' or you'll be stuck wif what we give you!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
<---------------- Oh, look! Found a baby photo........

:lol::lol::lol: Well, yer hair is fabulous and we can tell yer a girl because of the bow!!!

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