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Gah- Cracking up- I was reading the posts on Gmail and I read Judy quoting Julies "And Bev is less itchy" as "Yay and Bev is less b%$@#y!" :lol: :lol: Yeah, that too! ;)

:lol::lol:

Probably go hand-in-hand anyways . . . a less itchy Bev is less b%$@#y Bev . . . and we're glad to hear it!!

Yikes Amanda . . . glad you guys are lookin' to get out of there soon.

Susie . . . WeeZee looks deliriously happy.

and a :lol::lol::lol: at the plethera of "old" jokes.

Nikki . . . so glad you clawed your way back to us . . . sorry about yer bloody finger stumps fingernails . . . Do you have Open Original Shared Link there??


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

My triangle of neighbors is all leaving, Jen, Becky and Landen move at the end of this month, our other neighbor Margie goes at the end of Oct, and we go whenever we find something that we love...hopefully soon!

curlyfries Contributor

My AARRRGGGHHHH!!!! for the day....

After lunch duty was over......have I mentioned how much I hate lunch duty?..........I took off the latex gloves, threw them in the trash, and realized I was missing a ring. It was a pinkie ring......black hills gold w/a small diamond. Now, it's possible I forgot to put it on this morning, or it could've fallen off earlier in the day, but you do realize what I had to do. Yup.......dig thru the trash :ph34r: ........the receptacle of all things glutenous! So with a new pair of gloves, I commenced to rummage thru the layers of bread, gravy, cheese, turkey, various fruits and vegetables, all swimming in chocolate milk and juice.......(where's the greenguy when you need him?)

No luck :(

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning all!!!! :D

Nikki . . . so glad you clawed your way back to us . . . sorry about yer bloody finger stumps fingernails . . . Do you have Open Original Shared Link there??

Why no I don't!!!!!!....mores the pity :huh: ....fancied some nails to ping off at inappropiate moments ;)

Leesa!!...hope the ring turns up :(

Kids back to school today but :( Al was showing all the signs of a glutening last night....(how he reacts)......vomiting, high temperature and of course the obligatory blow out in the pan :o

I can't think where or how....but he wanted to go to school, so like the good mummy I am (:huh:) I sent him off after 2 paracetomol and an Immodium :unsure: .......staying close to the phone today ;)

........gloriously silent house :D .....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Everyone,

Good morning!

Not much to report here. This is my last day of work until next week yeah!!!!!!! I cannot wait for my few days off, not like I just had a 3-day weekend or anything LOL!!!!!

More later. I have got to see if any new houses got posted today.

Bye Sillies!!!

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!!

Leeeeeesa! That ring o' yourn - - rotten luck.. . . . I do hope it turns up. :(

Perhaps it's wif Ptaoughmghmn? :huh::rolleyes:

........gloriously silent house :D .....

YESSS.........Ain't it grand?? :)

Mr. Chow was out very early this am, at first light, moving silently into his Warrior Pose... .. .. .. I immediately thought of you, Amanda, and how you may need to assume this position with your neighboUrs. It's good to hear that you will be out of there, and hopefully soon.... . . ...

Lee Press-on Nails. . . . Gad. .. .... :lol: Cannot imagine wearing these talons, and conducting myself through everyday life - - opening pill bottles, doing up buttons, picking up.....most anything........ .....

Wish there were Press-on Lips - - luscious Angelina-type......er Press-on Boobs . . . .. .SIGH..... <_<

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Press on BoobS! Em you are a hoot you could go from ( * )( * ) to this ( * ) ( * ) in a matter of seconds!

You do know one day there will be this!

Carry on my Wayward Sillies!


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. . . Not that she's bitter about it or anythin'!! . . . :lol:

JNBunnie1 . . . do we know your (first) name? I always wonder when somebody's name isn't in their signature if I've actually read it somewhere or 'nuther (like HappyGirl) . . . or shall we make one up? . . . 'cause we can't be writing JNBunnie1 all the time, fer sure!!

I am, in fact, disproportionately bitter about the fact that I can't find butterscotch chips. But I'll live.

My name is actually Julie, and I know there's a Julie here already, so I'm perfectly happy with Bunnie. That was my Daddy's nickname for me, that's why it's in my handle. He'd always callled me bunnie, then it became Bunnie1 after he saw the first Star Wars. You know, Bunnie-1 Kenobe? He was a goof.

And I know I jumped in with both feet, without announcing myself or anything. It's kinda like when you try to join a circle of conversation at a party without anyone noticing, and it never works......

HERE I AM!!!!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Press on BoobS! Em you are a hoot you could go from ( * )( * ) to this ( * ) ( * ) in a matter of seconds!

You do know one day there will be this!

Carry on my Wayward Sillies!

I think I've seen those on Paris Hilton.......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Paris Hilton annoys me so bad, she is just too spoiled and so dumb...and the things she does....ugh!

Darn210 Enthusiast
My name is actually Julie, and I know there's a Julie here already, so I'm perfectly happy with Bunnie. That was my Daddy's nickname for me, that's why it's in my handle. He'd always callled me bunnie, then it became Bunnie1 after he saw the first Star Wars. You know, Bunnie-1 Kenobe? He was a goof.

Oooooooo . . . the possibilities here . . . I really like the Bunnie-1-Kenobe but tis too long to type. Must ponder.

And I know I jumped in with both feet, without announcing myself or anything. It's kinda like when you try to join a circle of conversation at a party without anyone noticing, and it never works......

Well, I have to admit, when I saw you post, I wasn't sure if you had posted before or not . . . or if I was just confusing it with a posting in "the outside world". . . we don't talk about that too much here. Some of us are too scared to venture past the limits of Sillyville and then the rest of us get in trouble when we do . . . :lol:

We usually welcome newcomers with a big HOWDY and then Emily we procede to scare them away with our madness and juvenile topics.

I am, in fact, disproportionately bitter about the fact that I can't find butterscotch chips. But I'll live.

Kroger store brand is suppose to be gluten free. What part of the country are you in? Do you have Krogers? If not, here's a link to all the other names that Kroger goes by and a store locator

Open Original Shared Link

Lisa - hope the ring turns up . . . and hope its gluten-free when you find it.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Paris Hilton annoys me so bad, she is just too spoiled and so dumb...and the things she does....ugh!

Yes, me too, usually . . . but I loved her campaign ad!!

Sillies - having major mouse problems today making it very difficult to navigate the computer.

How many of you thought I was talking about rodents?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Mouse problems are never fun....Maybe it is on strike?

happygirl Collaborator

Hi Julie -

You did a great job jumping in :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Wish there were Press-on Lips - - luscious Angelina-type......er Press-on Boobs . . . .. .SIGH..... <_<

You could try Open Original Shared Link and Open Original Shared Link

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We have gained a silly today!!! Welcome Julie-Bunnie :):):)

Em- can you try not to scare this poor girl away ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
You could try Open Original Shared Link

Those crack me up! :P There was a commercial a while back where a cat and maybe a dog were made to look like that--I'm thinking it was a Hershey's ad??

Also, a Simpsons episode where Grandpa dropped his false teeth and a turtle picked them up and wore them :D

Big teef are phunny :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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Also, a Simpsons episode where Grandpa dropped his false teeth and a turtle picked them up and wore them :D

Big teef are phunny :lol:

I laughed so hard at that Simpsons episode. I also remember in Dennis the Mennis, that little boy using Mr. Wilsons teeth and breaking them but putting a chicklet in where a tooth fell out, and then Mr Wilson had his picture taken like that, unaware of it. I am about laughing out loud here at my desk thinking about it....ppl are starting to look at me, I best go back to hiding.....

elye Community Regular

Ohhhh! What GREAT boobs and lips! (Dunno if they're press-on, howevah)...... . . . ...

I will NOT scare Bunnie away...... . . I am now a gentler, less silly Psilly. . . . have grown and changed, am much less....well, scary....less... ..mad, perhaps..... . . . . .....

:lol:

Yeah, suuuuuuuuure............. . . . . . ....

Listen, If Paris Hilton doesn't frighten you, man, I'm a walk in the park!! :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
. I am now a gentler, less silly Psilly. . . . have grown and changed, am much less....well, scary....less... ..mad,

Less Silly Psilly----oh no say it aint so! Emily--- tis this the reason my brain is always so un humorous??? Shall we squirt some Pshilly Phluids into it?

Green12 Enthusiast

Mornin Sillies!

Bev is less itchy AND less b%$@#y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Schmoozle posting! Tis you Susie who has been quiet, a quiet Dingo Girl makes me go --> :huh: or :unsure: or :o or :(

Weezee, however, was OVER THE MOON with squirrel delirium and collapsed from exhaustion at the end of each day, with her mad hunting. Even cats were in the yard - poor things, chased up trees - they WERE quite safe before she got there

:lol: glad the Weeze had fun!

gotten back from Gail's - yes, I was away........exactly ten miles we pretended we were on vacation......we LOVE that house - they've had it over 50 years, and it's a major part of the the fibRE of my childhood.....been going there since the age of four. Lovely to hang out there..............was actually pondering a psilly psummit there! Oh - would require permission from Martha So - don't book yer tickets, sillies

Sounds lovely!

OMG....... . . . . ...Jerry Lewis is being currently interviewed on some trashy show.. . . . ......what has happened to this man?? He looks...... . .so... .. .tragic..... . .. ..such a.....mess........ . . .

I believe he had some serious medical condition (heart possibly?? can't recall) and they had to put him on super duper doses of steroids and other meds and it made him balloon up. Also I remember whatever he had/has was extremely painful and he was on a special type of pain med that was administered like those chemo packs that are worn on the body and little doses are given throughout the day and night.

I swear, the useless facts I have stored in my brain :lol:

After lunch duty was over......have I mentioned how much I hate lunch duty?..........I took off the latex gloves, threw them in the trash, and realized I was missing a ring. It was a pinkie ring......black hills gold w/a small diamond. Now, it's possible I forgot to put it on this morning, or it could've fallen off earlier in the day, but you do realize what I had to do. Yup.......dig thru the trash :ph34r: ........the receptacle of all things glutenous! So with a new pair of gloves, I commenced to rummage thru the layers of bread, gravy, cheese, turkey, various fruits and vegetables, all swimming in chocolate milk and juice.......(where's the greenguy when you need him?)

Greenguy emoticon indeed!!! YUK Lisa, but you had to do what you had to do. I do hope the ring turns up somewhere soon.

Kids back to school today but :( Al was showing all the signs of a glutening last night....(how he reacts)......vomiting, high temperature and of course the obligatory blow out in the pan :o

Oh no, more poo crimes :(:(:( Poor little Al, I hope he has an ok day.

Enjoy yer silence Nikki :lol:

Not much to report here. This is my last day of work until next week yeah!!!!!!! I cannot wait for my few days off, not like I just had a 3-day weekend or anything LOL!!!!!

Woo Hoo a 4 day weekend!!!!!

Hope you find some good house prospects :)

Lee Press-on Nails. . . . Gad. .. .... :lol: Cannot imagine wearing these talons, and conducting myself through everyday life - - opening pill bottles, doing up buttons, picking up.....most anything........ .....

Wish there were Press-on Lips - - luscious Angelina-type......er Press-on Boobs . . . .. .SIGH..... <_<

:lol:

Gawd, I've tried the long nail thing and I just can't do it. I can't function with them so I have to keep them reasonably short.

He'd always callled me bunnie, then it became Bunnie1 after he saw the first Star Wars. You know, Bunnie-1 Kenobe? He was a goof.

:lol:

Glad you jumped in Bunnie (my fellow Julie :D )

2 Julies......2 Lisas......there was 2 Donnas............we are slowly becoming double sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Also, a Simpsons episode where Grandpa dropped his false teeth and a turtle picked them up and wore them :D

:lol::lol:

Mygawd!!....big teef :rolleyes: ......the bane of me life pre orthodontic work (and when your teeth seem too big for head..'til you grow into 'em)

In fact I was also called 'Bunny'........but for different reasons :rolleyes:

Emily!!!!! .... be careful with our newbie Julie-Bunnie :lol:

<_< Me Mum just phoned me from Spain to tell me she arrived safely.....I am jealous <_< ...distinctly chilly here

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
2 Julies......2 Lisas......there was 2 Donnas............we are slowly becoming double sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How will the world be able to handle us...... Can you imagine an Amanda double???? Yikes!!!!! I am sure the world would spin out of control by that....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

:lol: Julie's mine of useless facts :lol:

...and :lol: poo crime

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: Julie's mine of useless facts :lol:

...and :lol: poo crime

:lol::lol: somebody's reading the archives . . . be sure to leave a trail of (gluten-free) bread crumbs so you can find yer way out again.

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