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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susie, I can just see Annie racing after the cavalcade of squirrels...... Gus and Elsie go berserk when there is even ONE in the yard, and we have hundreds of them around - - black, red, grey........The United Nations of Squirreldom, it would seem....... :lol:

Oh, Weezee is so jealous!!!!!!!! There are NO squirrels in our community :angry: evidently they were not given teh gate code...........

seriously though - since they cut down virtually ALL PRE-EXISTING TREES, there ARE no squirrels any more. :( There was ONE LONE SQUIRREL in the orchard where we walk......alas, they cut down the other three corners of orchards :( and that squirrel is gone..........so yeah, Weez was in PURE heaven. So very cute!

Note her new av - she is smiling in it - bottom teef showing and it cracks me up........

And I know I jumped in with both feet, without announcing myself or anything. It's kinda like when you try to join a circle of conversation at a party without anyone noticing, and it never works......

Welcome to the Bunnie :)

How many of you thought I was talking about rodents?

<raising hand>

A Schmoozle posting! Tis you Susie who has been quiet, a quiet Dingo Girl makes me go --> :huh: or :unsure: or :o or :(

:( I know - me too

poo crimes :lol: and double sillies - yipes!

Lisa! hope you find yer ring.........

Me Mum just phoned me from Spain to tell me she arrived safely.....I am jealous ..distinctly chilly here

Spain! I'm jealous too............. <_< alas, too tired to go so......I'm okay with it, actually. :blink:

hi sillies

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jerseyangel Proficient
Note her new av - she is smiling in it - bottom teef showing and it cracks me up........

Loving the new pic of the Weeze!! :D Such a pretty girl!

jerseyangel Proficient
Al seems ok now (crimeless) ....GADS ..that Immodium.....got shares in it
Darn210 Enthusiast

I pooped in to catch the last few posts and noticed all this quoting from stuff I hadn't seen . . . GADS!!! Gobs of posts I missed!! Had to go back and read . . .

OK . . . JoDog is driving me nuts. We have a pergola over our deck with a wire grid on it to get some honeysuckle to grow up the side and cover the top (at least that's the plan). When Josie spots a squirrel and it jumps on this wire mesh it makes a metal tinging noise . . . so does the toaster when you push down the lever or when it pops up when it's done. Everytime she hears the toaster, she goes nuts and has to go out on the deck to look for the squirrel.

Jestgar Rising Star
. Everytime she hears the toaster, she goes nuts and has to go out on the deck to look for the squirrel.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Pavlov was right!

Jestgar Rising Star

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Yarn from shrimp shells

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How do you shear a shrimp?? Do you think there are professional shrimp shearers?

elye Community Regular
I swear, the useless facts I have stored in my brain :lol:

Note to self: Always place myself on Julie's Trivial Pursuit Entertainment Edition team....... :rolleyes:

Oh no, more poo crimes :(:(:( Poor little Al, I hope he has an ok day.

Glad to hear it's improved, Nik.... . .Actually, I think a true poo crime is commited by these women who sit in the public stalls, waiting fer you to leave before they unload... . .I mean, c'mon...... . such a silly crime.... . . well, all right, perhaps just a misdemeanor. Drives me nuts, however. They should get ticketed....like a bylaw infraction, er sumfin......... :huh::lol:

2 Julies......2 Lisas......there was 2 Donnas............we are slowly becoming double sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An ark! An ark! My kingdom for an ark!! :lol:

Mygawd!!....big teef :rolleyes: ......the bane of me life pre orthodontic work (and when your teeth seem too big for head..'til you grow into 'em)

Mygawd......when I was a kid, my dad had a popular kids' show on TV, and the main character that he played had HUGE, ridiculous buck teeth. Dad would come home for dinner, then go racing back for evening filming. He'd be dressed as Floyd, and would pull these incredible teeth out of his face and place them behind the table as we sat down. I remember them sitting there, like oversized Chicklets or horse's teeth, and me thinking, "how in hell does he speak wif those things in, let alone get them in his mouth??"

Wait.... . ..think there may be a pic online.......

Okay, it's not really clear, but try and check out the choppers of the guy on the left:

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In fact I was also called 'Bunny'........but for different reasons :rolleyes:

Uh huh, Nikerler....we know why you were called that. Don't even TRY to tell us this was not you, young and foolish:

http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/playboy_cover.webp

Loving the new pic of the Weeze!! :D Such a pretty girl!

She is a beeeeootiful dog, Soozie. :)

. . . so does the toaster when you push down the lever or when it pops up when it's done. Everytime she hears the toaster, she goes nuts and has to go out on the deck to look for the squirrel.

Does it work the other way? if you go outside and rattle the metal fencing, do yer kids come running into the kitchen yelling, "Toast! Toast! We want sum TOAST!" ?

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Hello Psillies- Just pooping in to pet Weezee, Gus, Elsy, JoDog, Allo and all our other 4 legged friends, shrimp and peeps!

Gianknit- your dog is JUST like Angus- if it sounds like a squirrel- it IS a squirrel :lol: :lol:

Press on Nails and Boobs :lol:

Well- today is less itchy and b%$@#y as well YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies- got hot outside....just took a little escape walk with the coworkers and man did it get warm out! I had to come in and reapply the oderent so I dont smellst too bad! :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Does it work the other way? if you go outside and rattle the metal fencing, do yer kids come running into the kitchen yelling, "Toast! Toast! We want sum TOAST!" ?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If I lived anywhere close I would drive 4 hours to Janet's house just to make her kids do this just once

elye Community Regular
Well- today is less itchy and b%$@#y as well YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay, Bevel!! :):)

Gawd, it's a dern good thing you haven't been wearing Press-on Nails the last few days.....!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Soozle don't fancy Espana????

Oh no, Soozle DOES fancy Espana.....just..........too tired to go anywhere now...... :mellow:

SILLIES - - -I have discovered this blog that is CONSUMING me. :ph34r:

go to thepioneerwoman.com

I discovered her last night whilst looking at the crockpot lady's post yesterday (those shrimp look DIVINE).......anywho - - read pioneer woman's love story ("from Black Heels to TRactor Wheels") - soooooooo addicting - makes me out of my MIND - - makes me weep - she is living the life *I* was supposed to have *sniff*

Loving the new pic of the Weeze!! :D Such a pretty girl!

:wub: thanks Patt - - she is the silliest dingo, and so coy......I REALLY wish you guys could all meet her and hold her hand.....because I am not kidding - she IS the most beguiling dog I've ever met......

OK . . . JoDog is driving me nuts. We have a pergola over our deck with a wire grid on it to get some honeysuckle to grow up the side and cover the top (at least that's the plan). When Josie spots a squirrel and it jumps on this wire mesh it makes a metal tinging noise . . . so does the toaster when you push down the lever or when it pops up when it's done. Everytime she hears the toaster, she goes nuts and has to go out on the deck to look for the squirrel.

:lol: this is hilarious! Would drive me mad also.......

Yarn from shrimp shells

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:blink: what in hell..........does it stinketh?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Shrimp socks????? .......this season's MUST HAVE!!!!!

OMG!!....Weezee's bottom teef :lol:

....but you are living in a squirreless abyss?????

She MUST come & live with me!!!!!!!........more squirrels than you can poke a stick at here - (<_< digging up yer bulbs - destroying yer plants)......got a shed load of cats for her to chase as well :rolleyes:

Glad to hear it's improved, Nik.... . .Actually, I think a true poo crime is commited by these women who sit in the public stalls, waiting fer you to leave before they unload... .

The giggle factor in that sentence was the word unload :lol:

Uh huh, Nikerler....we know why you were called that. Don't even TRY to tell us this was not you, young and foolish:

http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/playboy_cover.webp

:ph34r:

Sillies- got hot outside....just took a little escape walk with the coworkers and man did it get warm out! I had to come in and reapply the oderent so I dont smellst too bad! :)

Amanda!!!!.........I do NOT advise wearing the shrimp socks under these circumstances :blink:

Ok, psillies... I need to get serious for a mo...

I'm not sure what's going on with Alan..he really hasn't seemed 'right' for a while......it's as if he constantly getting glutened :unsure: ...but I don't think he can be??

The slight fever, vomiting, lack of appetite, occasional poo crime..........it comes and goes :unsure:

Anyhoo, it's like I've actually looked at him today , and holy crap! - the kid looks emaciated :(

I really don't know how this has crept up on me :huh: ...... but need to sort it as he's got an operation coming up in October (varicose vein)

Ok, moan over ,......just thinking out loud

Carry on!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
she is the silliest dingo, and so coy......

That's exactly how she looks--coy!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm not sure what's going on with Alan..he really hasn't seemed 'right' for a while......it's as if he constantly getting glutened :unsure: ...but I don't think he can be??

The slight fever, vomiting, lack of appetite, occasional poo crime..........it comes and goes :unsure:

Nikki--does he still eat things like soy and dairy? I'm wondering if maybe he has become intolerant to something else. Actually, it was dairy that came to mind first, reading of his symptoms.

How does he feel in between these episodes?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG!!....Weezee's bottom teef :lol:

....but you are living in a squirreless abyss?????

She MUST come & live with me!!!!!!!........more squirrels than you can poke a stick at here - (<_< digging up yer bulbs - destroying yer plants)......got a shed load of cats for her to chase as well :rolleyes:

shrimp socks :lol:

Yes, a squirrel-less abyss!!!!!! :( OMG squirrels AND cats - we're coming to live in yer shed! Get ready! :P

Nicola - poor Alan! Does he get feverish when glutened? (I think some do)

What could this be? has he lost significant weight? He has only been with you - at home or on vacation - for weeks now, right?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nikki--does he still eat things like soy and dairy? I'm wondering if maybe he has become intolerant to something else. Actually, it was dairy that came to mind first, reading of his symptoms.

How does he feel in between these episodes?

Mmmm, ok-ish.....but if I'm honest, he's not been himself for quite some time.

Yep, alot of milk in his diet... :(

Nicola - poor Alan! Does he get feverish when glutened? (I think some do)

What could this be? has he lost significant weight? He has only been with you - at home or on vacation - for weeks now, right?

YES!!!.....this IS the perplexing thing..........he's been with us for almost 6 weeks

Just weighed him....he's lost 14pounds :(

I am a bad mummy :( ......Gee-sus...you could cut yourself on his cheekbones

Gonna start cutting out the obvious, Codex A , you guys familiar with this??

Really don't want to have to cut out dairy if I can help it <_<

...also need to talk my gp into prescribing Ensure again

But now I must watch tv, new series of 'The Riches' (Eddie Izzard, Minnie Driver).....have you seen it????

Why am I strangely drawn to Eddie Izzard?? :unsure::blink::huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
Gonna start cutting out the obvious, Codex A , you guys familiar with this??

I think that's a great idea--I would think doing that would give you an indication pretty quickly. I know if I ate according to Codex, I would be continually ill. Keep us posted :)

jerseyangel Proficient

And one more thing, Nik.....don't you dare call yerself a bad mummy!!! You are a great mum--you'll get to the bottom of this thing with Al. This stuff can get tricky--what works for a while can sometimes prove to be not enough as time goes on. He's probably gotten super sensitive....it sucks, but it's manageable once you know ;)

elye Community Regular
And one more thing, Nik.....don't you dare call yerself a bad mummy!!! You are a great mum--you'll get to the bottom of this thing with Al. This stuff can get tricky--what works for a while can sometimes prove to be not enough as time goes on. He's probably gotten super sensitive....it sucks, but it's manageable once you know ;)

Once again, Patti has spoken wise words. :) You'll figger it out, Nik........ .. . you're a super mum, and it will all get resolved. Hey, you figured out the celiac!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Just weighed him....he's lost 14pounds :(

I am a bad mummy :( ......Gee-sus...you could cut yourself on his cheekbones

Gonna start cutting out the obvious, Codex A , you guys familiar with this??

Really don't want to have to cut out dairy if I can help it <_<

...also need to talk my gp into prescribing Ensure again

No yer not a bad mummy!!! Not like he lost that weight overnight . . . it was gradual . . . and if the kids there are like the kids here, all the clothes are loose and baggy . . . would be hard to tell that it's more looser . . . You'll get him straighten out in no time!!

Codex A . . . is that the 200ppm? . . . I'm not familiar with it . . . and I hear you on the dairy. My daughter has always been more dependant on dairy products than she ever was on wheat products.

Lost 14 pounds you say??? Hell!!!! I've got it!!!! It's just sittin' on me arse!!! I shall box it up and send it to you post-haste!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Ah well, if we're givin away excess weight, I've got 15 pounds that just refuses to budge :angry: It's not me arse so much as me midsection <_< What the heck happened..... :unsure: it just kinda shifted.....

elye Community Regular

Hmmmm.....excess poundage...... . ....

:lol: My dad said somefin' to me about this not long ago........

Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two... .. . ....alone. <_<

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