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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Sillies - a very lethargic and lackluster halllooooooooooo here <weak wave>

you'll like this, though -

went on my walk today with Weez - about five minutes into it, realized that my Nike pants were on inside out..........

fleetingly pondered - maybe one-eighth of a second - ameliorating correcting this in the orchard - could not be bothered..........this is what it's come to, my friends :lol:

Well yes, MY cleavage sweats . . . how 'bout yours, Susie??? *snicker*snicker* . . . ooooo a candy bar does sound good 'bout now.

<_< oh, sure, just go ahead and MAKE fun of the cleavage-impaired, booby girl!! :P:lol:

Yes- dread it very much, its not exactly my peferred activity... I rate it up high like the fun of a colonoscopy......

I quite enjoyed my colonoscopy and endo as there was VERSED involved.......a nice, deep, dreamy sleep......best nap of my life, in fact :lol:

Now, one would NOT want to have this procedure without being fully knocked out......Amanda, this didn't happen, did it? :unsure:

Cleavage???? :huh: ...............what's that? :angry:

Yeah.....whassat??

<_<<_<:angry:

Um, if I thought that having boobs would cure all my problems..........I'd put the 6K on my credit card and be done with it.......seriously!

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Uh-oh, I'm coming up on a 1000. Prepping for the phluid onslaught... (I did some back-reading)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Sillies - a very lethargic and lackluster halllooooooooooo here <weak wave>

you'll like this, though -

went on my walk today with Weez - about five minutes into it, realized that my Nike pants were on inside out..........

fleetingly pondered - maybe one-eighth of a second - ameliorating correcting this in the orchard - could not be bothered..........this is what it's come to, my friends :lol:

<_< oh, sure, just go ahead and MAKE fun of the cleavage-impaired, booby girl!! :P:lol:

I quite enjoyed my colonoscopy and endo as there was VERSED involved.......a nice, deep, dreamy sleep......best nap of my life, in fact :lol:

Now, one would NOT want to have this procedure without being fully knocked out......Amanda, this didn't happen, did it? :unsure:

<_<<_<:angry:

Um, if I thought that having boobs would cure all my problems..........I'd put the 6K on my credit card and be done with it.......seriously!

:lol: :lol:

SARAH - - -

Please please PLEASE don't let him get rid of the dog - - I"LL KILL THE BA$TARD :angry: as if he hasn't done enough..............PLEASE - - find a place for the dog until YOU can keep it - this is just too much :(

(this coming from the girl who had a psychotic breakdown when every episode of Lassie began and was forbidden to watch - - yes, 'tis a sick thing - I like animals more than people :ph34r: )

Hey, yeah, wehre's thi sbloody guy live? I'll give him what-for@!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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I quite enjoyed my colonoscopy and endo as there was VERSED involved.......a nice, deep, dreamy sleep......best nap of my life, in fact :lol:

Now, one would NOT want to have this procedure without being fully knocked out......Amanda, this didn't happen, did it? :unsure:

forbidden to watch - - yes, 'tis a sick thing - I like animals more than people :ph34r: )

I WAS AWAKE!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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oh yeah, gonna miss that...

Ummmmm . . . :unsure: . . . don't wanna burst yer bubble, Jess . . . but per my good buddy that is missing the same part . . . she's still gotta get one.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hey, yeah, wehre's thi sbloody guy live? I'll give him what-for@!

Emily.....don't scare this one away.......I wanna keep her.....can I, can I, huh? :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ummmmm . . . :unsure: . . . don't wanna burst yer bubble, Jess . . . but per my good buddy that is missing the same part . . . she's still gotta get one.

I do too <_< It's the removal or not of the cervix that makes the difference between needing a pap and not needing one. ;)

All depends on the individual situation.

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Ummmmm . . . :unsure: . . . don't wanna burst yer bubble, Jess . . . but per my good buddy that is missing the same part . . . she's still gotta get one.

:huh: I have no cervix, whatter they gonna scrape??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I hope PeOter's not reading all this cervix talk :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I hope PeOter's not reading all this cervix talk :lol:

:ph34r: :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:huh: I have no cervix, whatter they gonna scrape??

I believe they also do a vaginal wall scraping as well.

I hope PeOter's not reading all this cervix talk :lol:

:lol::lol: We'll let him talk about his prostate exam.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:ph34r: :ph34r:

Omgawd--there you are!! :lol:B)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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And Janet is the new Queen of the sillies. :)

Congrats.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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And Janet is the new Queen of the sillies. :)

Congrats.

All hail Queen Jan-it!!!!! :D

It was all that cervix talk that put ya over the edge ;):lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Now, one would NOT want to have this procedure without being fully knocked out......Amanda, this didn't happen, did it? :unsure:

No I was sleeping....but the day before was hell....I threw up the crap you had to drink....it was nasty!

Hi Sillies-

Jen is going dayshift on the wkends which will switch things up a bit. Landen will go into daycare @ the hospital on Fridays John and I will pick him up and keep him till 7 when Jen comes home. Then on Sat and Sunday he will either be with me or becky depending on who's wkend it is. He will be a lot better now though since he is older and more fun. It will be different to have him all day but she said she doesnt mind if I spend the day at my moms either.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Alll Hail Queen Janet!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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I quite enjoyed my colonoscopy and endo as there was VERSED involved.......a nice, deep, dreamy sleep......best nap of my life, in fact :lol:

For mine...both ends....I was given a magic potion :D that makes you think you're asleep, when in actuality, you simply have temporary amnesia. ;)

When I was waiting to be put under the spell for my endo, a guy in another room was screaming something awful. I'm sure when it was over he probably thought it was a piece of cake! :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Emily.....don't scare this one away.......I wanna keep her.....can I, can I, huh? :P

Oh . . . I've heard that before . . . and then what happened??? In the beginning you did a good job but after awhile, you stopped taking the new silly for their walks, no longer cleaned the wee up off of the floor, and then finally let him have access to the liquor cabinet and now he looks like Open Original Shared Link

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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And Janet is the new Queen of the sillies. :)

Congrats.

Crap . . . :lol::lol:

I usually pay attention to stuff like that to make sure that I don't obtain any responsibilities . . . well, all right then . . . let's get down to it . . . I'm gonna hafta raise taxes. I want me a cleaning lady!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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And Janet is the new Queen of the sillies. :)

Congrats.

Whew!!!!!!....that was a close one......I wasn't payin attention.

I'm like Judy.......I don't wanna be Queen! :unsure:

Oh . . . I've heard that before . . . and then what happened??? In the beginning you did a good job but after awhile, you stopped taking the new silly for their walks, no longer cleaned the wee up off of the floor, and then finally let him have access to the liquor cabinet and now he looks like Open Original Shared Link

But.....but......I pwomise to do better this time!.............I'll even let this one keep it's toenails! :D ........I'll keep it an' hug it an' luv it...........

elye Community Regular
elye
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ALL HAIL QUEEN JANET THE PHAIR! THE PHUNEE! THE AMPLE, SWEATY-CLEAVAGED! :D

Y'know, I've never found those pap smears so uncomfortable. I've almost always had male doctors though, and I've decided they're more considerate. They warm up the metal thingy and are very gentle. The women are like, mean. "Here we go!" PLUNK.

Oh, dear gawwwd..... . . .I've had male docs scraping away up there, female docs, young docs, old docs.....European docs, Canadians, Americans, Asians....... . . . .young interns, old specialists........hell, I've probably even had retired docs pokin' around up there.....bottom line: IT JUST DON'T MATTER....... . . it's bloody hellish. :o:lol:

And no, the anal spew didn't scare me. You have no idea who I grew up with......... ;)

Yes, I wanna keep this Bunnie too.... . . .. ...she's phab! :rolleyes::lol:

went on my walk today with Weez - about five minutes into it, realized that my Nike pants were on inside out..........

fleetingly pondered - maybe one-eighth of a second - ameliorating correcting this in the orchard - could not be bothered..........this is what it's come to, my friends :lol:

Mygawd, quite guffawish.... :lol::lol: Can just picture this, Susie........

I'm afraid I must admit that the pants would have stayed as they were on me, as well..... <_<:rolleyes:

Please please PLEASE don't let him get rid of the dog - - I"LL KILL THE BA$TARD :angry: as if he hasn't done enough..............PLEASE - - find a place for the dog until YOU can keep it - this is just too much

I TOTALLY AGREE!! This is absolutely the LAST STRAW....... . . ..I think I really would come down there, find the dirty bastard, and ring his bloody neck..... :angry::angry:

:huh: I have no cervix, whatter they gonna scrape??

Perhaps....yer nose?? :huh::huh::rolleyes::lol:

I usually pay attention to stuff like that to make sure that I don't obtain any responsibilities . . . well, all right then . . . let's get down to it . . . I'm gonna hafta raise taxes. I want me a cleaning lady!!!

JANET! That's all you are demanding? A cleaning lady?? Mygawd.......I'd be linin' up the Roman grape-feeding slaves, Lambourghini company vehicle.....

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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All Hail Queen Gianknit of the Sweaty Cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well yes, MY cleavage sweats . . . how 'bout yours, Susie??? *snicker*snicker* . . . ooooo a candy bar does sound good 'bout now.

Cleavage? My inverted cleavage was sweating today!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Bev, you mainlining any anti-biotics yet????

Sarah!! :( Bevvy must foster her!

Yep- mainlining since Friday- I no officially have track marks :ph34r: Nikki- you LET them smear your pap? With what? Chocolate? whipped cream? Geez....hope he was at least cute!!!!!!! :P

Y'know, I've never found those pap smears so uncomfortable. I've almost always had male doctors though, and I've decided they're more considerate. They warm up the metal thingy and are very gentle. The women are like, mean. "Here we go!" PLUNK. Gad. Still, not even close to on par with a colonoscopy though. Ouch? I'd rather have strangers feel me up all day.

Da Bunnie is funnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:huh: I have no cervix, whatter they gonna scrape??

They didn't give it back to you? :o

And Janet is the new Queen of the sillies. :)

Congrats.

Now I'm REALLY scared. The first royal edict, I expect, will involve goat trees and suckers :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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........I'll keep it an' hug it an' luv it...........

BTW.....does anyone remember what cartoon this is from? I tried to google it.......it's a little girl that loves her kitty a little TOO much......my DD thinks her name is Miranda

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

I am 17 posts away from 4000. :ph34r:

What should I expect? 40 days, cubits and an ark with Bill Cosby on it?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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The other day I was clothes shopping and I tried on some clothes. When I left the store over an hour later...I was getting into my car and noticed I had put my shirt back on inside-out......Yep! Never even noticed till then but it is very obvious....ppl probably thought I was losing it!

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