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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Well, thank gawd that, according to Jack anyway, those six trillion bacteria are on our feet, not on our arms - -otherwise, you'd be in a heap of PICC trouble, Bevel!

That is so crappy.....more heinous skin stuff for our lymie...... .. . :angry:

Soozie! This gardener's twenty-minute disappearance into his van . . ..... . .... . ..what in hell? How fascinating..... . . was the vehicle....um....moving at all? Like, back and forth, or circularly? Were there any.....noises coming from within? Did he look the same when he reappeared? Where was Stepford during this interlude?

Hmmmm. .. . . . . ..... . . ...must ponder this.. . . .. . ..


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Soozie! This gardener's twenty-minute disappearance into his van . . ..... . .... . ..what in hell? How fascinating..... . . was the vehicle....um....moving at all? Like, back and forth, or circularly? Were there any.....noises coming from within? Did he look the same when he reappeared? Where was Stepford during this interlude?

Hmmmm. .. . . . . ..... . . ...must ponder this.. . . .. . ..

:lol: :lol:

Okay please note, Em, that 'twas NOT a van. It was a trailer, with a gate that comes down so the machinery can be wheeled out. Curiously, I had just fully studied the inside of it earlier, as was coveting his blower......stood transfixed, in fact, as I stared at it and wondered if it had just too much power for the average citizen (me) to use.

So.....I did see the inside of this trailer......nothing but tools and equipment. Not even a bench or seat. I really expected a huge waft of marijuana smoke to come out when he was done (he works with his 13-y-old son so clearly had to hide his surreptitious activities). I walked out to smell it. Alas....none.

When we had our conversation, it was quite curious......he was sullen and unfriendly......VERY uncharacteristic. I asked if I could write him a cheQUE (for $10), as had done many times in the past. he was silent for many seconds and said no, he wants cash. :unsure:

See, there really WAS a dead body in there cartel going on.......I KNEW IT! :lol:

elye Community Regular

.....A trailer with a gate..... . ..

Never seen such a contraption. Sounds like something assembled on a Ford assembly line by a worker on marijuanna....... . :lol::lol:

Ten bucks? What on earth did he do for ten bucks?? Most pro yard guys won't even come into yer yard for less than thirty... . . .. <_<:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Dang, I go out for a day and you guys rack up three pages. How'm I ever gonna survive going back to work?

Well, several hours and $250 later :ph34r: I have shoes. Thank heavens that's over for a few more years.

elye Community Regular

Jess!! Tell me you bought about five pairs of shoes . . ...... . .....or a diamond-encrusted single pair. :lol:

Just think - - five trillion bacteria, being transported from each foot into the inner fabric of yer new shoon........ . . . (my most favorite archaic, Old English word......)... . . . . . . . :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Welp, PICC commando isn't PERFECTLY safe but it's the best I can do cuz the drugs is workin goodso yes please do the "Keep the Germs Away Dance" :D

I say the Lifetime Achievement Award should go to whomever among us started substituting "ph" for "f"--it's a Sillieville classic now! B)

Phor pharking sure!!!!!!!!!!!! Or as patti would say "True dat" :lol:

:lol: mildly cracked mah own self up whilst writing.....CARTEL always makes things PHUNNIER! (well, teh phunny things, anyway :unsure: )

Bevvy - commando PICC? is this safe? :unsure: well, I guess you have no choice. Pour yer cosmo over it to disinfect.

How 'bout a Commando Cartel :P

Curiously, I had just fully studied the inside of it earlier, as was coveting his blower......stood transfixed, in fact, as I stared at it and wondered if it had just too much power for the average citizen (me) to use.

I think I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
.....A trailer with a gate..... . ..

Never seen such a contraption. Sounds like something assembled on a Ford assembly line by a worker on marijuanna....... . :lol::lol:

Ten bucks? What on earth did he do for ten bucks?? Most pro yard guys won't even come into yer yard for less than thirty... . . .. <_<:lol:

Ah-hah! I have figured out the mystery!

The man has undiagnosed Celiac, he has a bucket in the trailer for his 'episodes', and he was suffering from brain fog and mood swings, hence his surly out-of-character reply!

Or perhaps he's just a smoker and he's tired of getting paid ten bucks a pop. What on EARTH does this guy do for ten bucks a pop?

(Note: I was only able to come up with the above scenario thanks to my boyfriend, who mows grass and keeps a bucket in his trailer for said purposes. He gets half the credit. Their crew really only uses it to pee out of sight though.)


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:lol: :lol:

Okay please note, Em, that 'twas NOT a van. It was a trailer, with a gate that comes down so the machinery can be wheeled out. Curiously, I had just fully studied the inside of it earlier, as was coveting his blower......stood transfixed, in fact, as I stared at it and wondered if it had just too much power for the average citizen (me) to use.

So.....I did see the inside of this trailer......nothing but tools and equipment. Not even a bench or seat. I really expected a huge waft of marijuana smoke to come out when he was done (he works with his 13-y-old son so clearly had to hide his surreptitious activities). I walked out to smell it. Alas....none.

When we had our conversation, it was quite curious......he was sullen and unfriendly......VERY uncharacteristic. I asked if I could write him a cheQUE (for $10), as had done many times in the past. he was silent for many seconds and said no, he wants cash. :unsure:

See, there really WAS a dead body in there cartel going on.......I KNEW IT! :lol:

BTW: My boyfriend says anyone can use all the equipment he uses, all that pro-pheshunal stuff, you just have to me smarter than the leaves & faster than the grass.

curlyfries Contributor
Capital idea, Em!! Sounds like the poifect job fer CurlyLisa--she's so good at going back and pickin' out the good stuff ;):P

Ya know I DO have a JOB! :P ......one where I cannot just poop into Sillyville......there be spies who monitor the goings on with all school computers :ph34r: ........although I do appreciate your finding me worthy of such a prestigious task. B)

I vote that we use a little mathS and divvy up the pages amongst the Sillies ;)

YEP GOOD OLE CURLYLISA

Gee......makes me sound like someone's favorite old milkin' cow <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
Ya know I DO have a JOB! :P ......

That's ok....we'll just wing it :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ten bucks? What on earth did he do for ten bucks?? Most pro yard guys won't even come into yer yard for less than thirty... . . ..

<_< You haven't seen the size of my YARD. He will do my whole front yard for $10. Yup, that's right. I usually do it myself........and I am the ONLY person in all of Stepford who does these two things: hand-cuts the edges of the grass (yup, down on me hands and knees, pholks) and: sweeps it all up WITH A BROOM. People really do stare at me. :blink:

and BTW - nearly EVERYone has a gardener here, except me. <_< But you should see how very pedestrian the yards are. and grass.........why..........why......WHY do people grow grass in a desert......makes me insane......ever heard of DROUGHT-TOLERANT GROUND COVER??????????????

<don't get me started> :ph34r:

The man has undiagnosed Celiac, he has a bucket in the trailer for his 'episodes', and he was suffering from brain fog and mood swings, hence his surly out-of-character reply!

*snoooooooort* :lol: :lol: :lol:

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!! Yes, Bunnie's got it right, I think, the poor man had glutened himself and had to take quite an extended break. Next time, I'll check fer the fetid, reeking bucket (from a distance) and just nod knowingly at him...... :lol:

BTW: My boyfriend says anyone can use all the equipment he uses, all that pro-pheshunal stuff, you just have to me smarter than the leaves & faster than the grass.

Bunnie :lol: pro-feshunal :lol: mygawd, I do think she's been reading here for quite a while now......

PICTURE!!!!!!!! WE NEED A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

I vote that we use a little mathS and divvy up the pages amongst the Sillies ;)

mathS???????????? WHAT? :unsure::o the hell you say!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Evening me Sillies

Well me tummy is now the size of a weather balloon

feeling like i'll live with the help of me sillies keeping me qigglying.

Sure glad spelling ....don't ....count on here! B)

Well, thank gawd that, according to Jack anyway, those six trillion bacteria are on our feet, not on our arms - -otherwise, you'd be in a heap of PICC trouble, Bevel!

That is so crappy.....more heinous skin stuff for our lymie...... .. . :angry:

Bevel in a heap of trouble...........naw......just dump some of your drink on it. great idea someone here!

one sip for Bevie.........one spit on the PICC :lol:

Welp, PICC commando isn't PERFECTLY safe but it's the best I can do cuz the drugs is workin goodso yes please do the "Keep the Germs Away Dance" :D

Phor pharking sure!!!!!!!!!!!! Or as patti would say "True dat" :lol:

I think I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

Hell i just did............dang just did the wash too :lol:

Anyone hear from Sarah?

or Tom?

Missing our peeps

did Janet find her mojo yet?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well me tummy is now the size of a weather balloon

:o Judith! Have you tried that active charcoal that Julie recommends? can you take it?

Tom is not feeling well. :( Haven't heard from Sarah in a few days......

some sad sillies. :( Got to get the mojo runnin' again.......

JESS! what kind of SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZ??????????????????????????

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Gee......makes me sound like someone's favorite old milkin' cow <_<

ah, I love cows............meant to be taken 'with the utmost respect' :lol: they have the most beautiful eye bulbs......remember peters post awhile back ....still cracks me up

QUOTE (JNBunnie1 @ Sep 15 2008, 05:09 PM) Open Original Shared LinkThe man has undiagnosed Celiac, he has a bucket in the trailer for his 'episodes', and he was suffering from brain fog and mood swings, hence his surly out-of-character reply!

so funny bunnie............ :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

God how do you guys post so fast............ :ph34r:

I get caught up and while i posting susieQ is making me behind again :o:blink:

those fast fingers should get you a good paying job lady..............

Give Tom a hug for me next time your in touch with him

poor guy.........let's get that guy better FAST.

<_< You haven't seen the size of my YARD. He will do my whole front yard for $10. Yup, that's right. I usually do it myself........and I am the ONLY person in all of Stepford who does these two things: hand-cuts the edges of the grass (yup, down on me hands and knees, pholks) and: sweeps it all up WITH A BROOM. People really do stare at me. :blink:

and BTW - nearly EVERYone has a gardener here, except me. <_< But you should see how very pedestrian the yards are. and grass.........why..........why......WHY do people grow grass in a desert......makes me insane......ever heard of DROUGHT-TOLERANT GROUND COVER??????????????

<don't get me started> :ph34r:

*snoooooooort* :lol::lol::lol:

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!! Yes, Bunnie's got it right, I think, the poor man had glutened himself and had to take quite an extended break. Next time, I'll check fer the fetid, reeking bucket (from a distance) and just nod knowingly at him...... :lol:

Bunnie :lol: pro-feshunal :lol: mygawd, I do think she's been reading here for quite a while now......

PICTURE!!!!!!!! WE NEED A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

mathS???????????? WHAT? :unsure::o the hell you say!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Gads! Balloon shaped sillies with nekkid punctures and ten dollar yards.

I got three pairs of sandally type shoes. I have whiny feet that don't cotton to the average shoe, so I usually end up going to Nordstroms ($$) but at least they fit. And then I got some dressy ones at payless for 8 bucks. go figure.

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jerseyangel Proficient

Oh Jess--the Italian suede ones are to die for :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
did Janet find her mojo yet?

Nope . . . no mojo yet . . . just gladly reading along.

HOWEVER!!!!! I must share this with me sillies.

I started a new book for book club called The Lace Reader. Listen to all of these coincidences within the first six pages . . . She's originally from North Shores (Bev). Her mom lives on Yellow Dog (Susie) Island. She now resides in California (Susie & Tom). She was just released from the hospital (Amanda) due to a hysterectomy (Jess). She admits that she lies all the time (Emily . . . well, not that "admitting" part). Lord knows what will happen next!!

jerseyangel Proficient
I started a new book for book club called The Lace Reader. Listen to all of these coincidences within the first six pages . . . She's originally from North Shores (Bev). Her mom lives on Yellow Dog (Susie) Island. She now resides in California (Susie & Tom). She was just released from the hospital (Amanda) due to a hysterectomy (Jess). She admits that she lies all the time (Emily . . . well, not that "admitting" part). Lord knows what will happen next!!

:lol::o:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Gads! Balloon shaped sillies with nekkid punctures and ten dollar yards.

:lol: very nice surmisal :lol:

Sillies :blink:

I am soooooo confused over on the 'book......turns out I have all these happy hour requests (oh yes, many drinks were sent ;) ) and gifts - pets, etc.......so I click on things.......and then......and then I have to select other things and........then I had to play a freakin' game all of a sudden and.........invite my friends.... :blink:

It don't make no sense. :lol: I'm going to ignore things now, when it prompts me to do sumfin'. So if you sent a drink or a furry pet or some karma or a green patch, thank you, 'twere all lovely. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I started a new book for book club called The Lace Reader. Listen to all of these coincidences within the first six pages . . . She's originally from North Shores (Bev). Her mom lives on Yellow Dog (Susie) Island. She now resides in California (Susie & Tom). She was just released from the hospital (Amanda) due to a hysterectomy (Jess). She admits that she lies all the time (Emily . . . well, not that "admitting" part). Lord knows what will happen next!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

but............what can it mean????????

Em will know. ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

and oh, Jan-it, if a yeti shows up in yer story, or Chuck Norris, throw the book across the room and run like hell. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh Jess--the Italian suede ones are to die for :wub:

Glad you approve 'cause I'll be wearing them to all the silly summits for the next 15 years.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

but............what can it mean????????

Em will know. ;)

or she'll just make up something that sounds really far out, but not so far out that we won't all think, well, maybe... :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
Much to comment on:

Peters balls!

Nikki shopped victoriously on Ebay!!!

Bev's Silly links :lol:

Patti's tick bite :o

Julie's summary read like one of Lisa's :lol:

Gads! Balloon shaped sillies with nekkid punctures and ten dollar yards.

Ahhhh yes, young grasshoppahs..........the mastah teaches you well ;)

Me pharkin back is givin me fits today....fibro

Went to the chiro today and got all taped up....

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......but sittin at the computer ain't cuttin it.

Hate to leave when so many Sillies hangin out, but must go rest me achin back

BTW.......can anyone tell me how to post a link w/out showing the whole freakin address?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Nope . . . no mojo yet . . . just gladly reading along.

HOWEVER!!!!! I must share this with me sillies.

I started a new book for book club called The Lace Reader. Listen to all of these coincidences within the first six pages . . . She's originally from North Shores (Bev). Her mom lives on Yellow Dog (Susie) Island. She now resides in California (Susie & Tom). She was just released from the hospital (Amanda) due to a hysterectomy (Jess). She admits that she lies all the time (Emily . . . well, not that "admitting" part). Lord knows what will happen next!!

well where the hell am i ????

guess there is no one dangling in the air b/c of a tummy the size of a weather balloon.

Find some one who hangs out in the clouds.............maybe a dead angel hovering above

was going to find you a funny to get you happy but i'll barter for it..............?

ah what the heck...............enjoy my sillies

have a laugh on me and SNL

could watch it for hrs.........

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never did see the whole thing.

does it cheer you up JANET?

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