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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hey everyone-

Not sure where the baby's mom is but what a terrible thing to do.....def not mom material!


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curlyfries Contributor

I'm back!!!

While preparing my summary i found some posts i missed on which to comment commenting on.

LISA!!!!!!!!!! Loved yer day...........and methinks that it's quite a money-saving technique, to go garage-saleing on motorcycle - - much harder to carry the furniture home, eh? :lol:

So - Lisa's not meant to live in the midwest and I am most SOITANTLY not meant to live in this gawd-forsaken Valley of Hell :angry: How can we escape? WE must formulate a plan..........

My hubby says that's the whole point.........he'll go anywhere if it means riding his bike, and I can't buy anything I can't carry! :P

Yes.........must escape.........we need a beach, hot tub, sun porch, not too cold, not too hot, no snow............what else?

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curlyfries Contributor

......14 pages ago... . . . .

Elsie has cursor intolerance, must've also eaten Skittles and shat rainbow heiroglyphics all over the psilly thread

Nikki considers pulling blokes

Emoticon Regulation Policies....(ERP)

CSI wins over Grey's Anatomy.....no contest

Double-dog dare

the Manchester creep-in can be fixed with a screwdriver......or two

"Closer than my peeps you are to me" ♫♪♪♫

doobage, herb-age, full moon, and PUPPIES

Bunnie phared well at the phair.......no bunnie pellet trails to report

Jess's world is beautiful again

Blue Psillies w/purple fingernails

Patti gets a pellet stove.......hmmmmm.......bunnie pellets??????

Party pooper-Dancer Erica has danceless Homecoming dance

Susie's strange poop.......whose garbage has she been knocking over?

Tom's possible good job news...<I think I can, I think I can>

Erica deemed worthy of advancementship to "Advanced Community Member"

Patti-cake

A few of the notable day's tallies....

Amount of times voicemail checked: 128

Number of original teeth left in me head: 2

Pucks shot at goaltender Sophie: 28

Number saved: 27

Time spent on a sunny day with the wind in my face: priceless

Square ft of blackberries cleared: ~20

Square ft of nettles cleared: same

Number of times I have said sit today: 92

Number of times dog actually sat: 4

Number of calories consumed" 20,000

Chances of anything productive happening today: zero to slim

Number of times I have gotten out of the kitchen for any reason: 0

Oracles hugged: zero

.........more to come........

elye Community Regular
:lol: Keep it comin' Lisa! Keep it comin'!
DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: :lol:

the Manchester creep-in can be fixed with a screwdriver......or two

Susie's strange poop.......whose garbage has she been knocking over?

Amount of times voicemail checked: 128

Number of original teeth left in me head: 2

Pucks shot at goaltender Sophie: 28

Number saved: 27

Time spent on a sunny day with the wind in my face: priceless

Square ft of blackberries cleared: ~20

Square ft of nettles cleared: same

Number of times I have said sit today: 92

Number of times dog actually sat: 4

Number of calories consumed" 20,000

Chances of anything productive happening today: zero to slim

Number of times I have gotten out of the kitchen for any reason: 0

.........more to come........

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG!!!!!!!!!! :o

where's the rest of me post??????????????????

about Weezee's charm as a politician (and cheating on her boyfriend(s), Zeus is NOT down wit dat :lol: ), the sweets spoiler (excellent, Jules) the book that neither Em nor I remember, and Janet's famous book club (with author teleconferencing)....................

what in hell???????????????????

:unsure:

too tired to phind it or phix it.......................

must clean up and................climb into bed........

xx

curlyfries Contributor

The OBX rockin sillie this weekend......many :jealousface: sillies

emotiquota carryover

klutzy Amanda's done it again

Suzie found her dream guy......cooks dental floss

Phesno Sausage Whacker made Headline of the Week Weak

TV addict Julie needs to be slapped

Lynne sighting

Happy Thanksgiving, Canucks

Amanda likes being layed layered........have I said this before?

Nikki's intestines out of control

Bunnie's meal re-appears in minutes......Ewwww

The Jester, the Bugler, and the Smelly (and sticky) Robe

Patti's weeeeeee grand-kittie

Erica's brain is missing?

Patti has a ballcock sighting......with bonus nut couplers

Time for Uggs and LOL suits

Judy swims with a trail of bubbles behind her buns

Lisa is a swing-er

Sillies checkin out the sex thread.......What's normal?.......we already know psillies aren't normal

Bosoms and ballcocks go together on drunken holidays

Awesome fall pics........Oooh....Aaaah!

Jester and bugler cavorting and carrying on in Canada

Peter's dishwasher is calling to him

Janet's taking on the school board......run!!!!

Dimitri the Greek Jester

Amanda's fart in the breeze poop-in

Toronto Psummit

Politician's thumbs don't measure up

Weezer's at it again.......stay tuned for the outcome :ph34r:


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elye Community Regular
must clean up and................climb into bed........

Take care of thy back, Sooozie!

You may wanna lay off the garbage can targeting....this type of movement can compromise the spine, I'm sure. .. . ......

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

:lol::lol: - Lisa, you have found yer calling!!! Now we must figure out how you can get a job and get paid for this stuff!!

Obviously back from book club . . . it was an interesting night. I wouldn't say it was "fun" as I felt a little anxious like she was going to give us a pop quiz or sumptin'. Also, the hostess and I enjoyed the book the most and there was some pressure there to carry the conversation. One of the fellow clubbers who ALWAYS has a lot to say didn't say a word . . . she liked the book the least out of the seven of us there.

Anyway, the book is Queen of the Road by Doreen Orion. At the back of the book, she says that she is interested in participating in book club discussions by speaker phone unless she is actually in the area and then she will attend in person. You contact her through her website. She asked us to send a photo of our group and she will post it in her blog. All in all, pretty cool.

curlyfries Contributor
:lol::lol: - Lisa, you have found yer calling!!! Now we must figure out how you can get a job and get paid for this stuff!!

;):lol::lol:

Let me know if you find someone with a need for a summarizer!........yeah, right :P

Sounds like your book club meeting was a success........I think I would've been anxious as well........hoping someone else would 'carry the ball'.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies---

I love Lisa's summaries!!!! Adore them!!!!

Another morning and this Silly is feel very-un well. Nasty sore throat, sleepy, stuffy....ugh!!!! Even Allegra is not helping.....all I want to do is climb back into bed.

I did see the most wonderful fall picture today--pretty tree with the brightest red leaves and some mixed in on very green grass....Very Fotogenic if ya ask me.

Let's hear it for Hump Day!!!!!

I guess thats all for now--be back in a bit!!!

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Sillies!

Well, we have another minority Conservative government, lead again by my conspicuously short-thumbed prime minister. Interesting, I've been able to find not a single photo of the opposition leader, who could possibly have stolen the election away from Stephen Harper, showing his thumbs.

Now, either he has conspicuously tiny thumbs.. . . . ....or has no idea of the anatomical. . .. relationship. . . . ...that exists with the male thumb, and therefore didn't capitalize. Must continue looking for pic of this. . . . .... :lol:

POeter, have you noticed the length of Stephen Dion's thumbs? :huh::rolleyes:

Michael Ignatieff, who may well take over as leader of the opposition after this abysmal result for the Liberals, seems privy to the rule . .. . . ....

http://www.andykeller.com/ignatieff-thumbs.webp

Ho hum. .. . .methinks this will be a thumb-noticing day .. . ...... <_<

Janet! I will go take a look at Doreen Orion's blog to catch you and your bookies!

Now, you are certain, are you, that it was not Suzanne Somers disguising her voice? Did she keep asking if there was a Julie there, again and again?

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Lei-sah's summaries are hee-laree-us!!! :lol:

I had never heard of it until now.......had to google it. Looks like it's mostly a British thing, although I saw it mentioned that it can be adapted to other regional signs.

What little I viewed, some signs were similar to ASL.

Some very basic signs Open Original Shared Link....was v.useful for my son AND between Tel and I.....e.g at a school meeting...I would (discretely) sign to him 'bored'.....he would sign back 'sleepy' :lol:

May-jah drool face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did it turn out?!?!?!

Would love this recipe too ;)

Hold fire!!!...the toffee apple cake has been unavoidably delayed until this evening's dinner........a critique will follow.....

You need 1 mango, heavy whipping cream, strawberries, or any other fruit you like (i.e. banana, pineapple, raspberries)

I whip the cream in one bowl and set aside. Then peel and cut up the mango and puree it (in a blender, food processor, or with one of those hand held mixers) and set that aside. Then slice the strawberries. If you want to add banana and pineapple, slice them too.

Then I get a tall parfait glass and layer everything. I start with a couple spoonfulls of whipped cream and spread it out on the bottom of the glass, then carefully spoon in a layer of pureed mango on top of that, then I drop in a layer of sliced strawberries (add the banana and pinapple after this if using) then repeat starting with another layer of cream. I keep layering until I get all the way to the top of the glass.

AND...

The spice cake teamed with sauteed apples sounds absolutely devine--and fer the "whip", I could do a "custard" made with almond milk......I'm going to run wif this truffle (or is it trifle? :unsure: )idea of yours :rolleyes::lol:

I'm still thinking about this dessert..... :lol: how about cake, sauteed apples (or the bananas sound good, too) and a hard sauce?

:P:P:P

Dear gaaaaaawd......just STOP IT!!!!! <trying to watch me weight here guys :rolleyes: >

.....could it be time for Nicola's Open Original Shared Link???? :P

............must watch her upcoming poops for gravel/miniature skulls/ wrappers..........whatever else...... :blink:

<snort>.....dirty goil...such a scavenger

We saw bEE-U-ti-FUL foliage in the mountains. Here are Open Original Shared Link

Darn210 Enthusiast
What Open Original Shared Linkhave ye???

WTH?? Drinking water on a ship?? . . . does it taste like arse water??

Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet! I will go take a look at Doreen Orion's blog to catch you and your bookies!

Now, you are certain, are you, that it was not Suzanne Somers disguising her voice? Did she keep asking if there was a Julie there, again and again?

:lol:

Suzanne Somers?? I had not thought of that . . . she did sound out of breath at times and apologized for "excercisizing" whilst she was talking to us.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Take care of thy back, Sooozie!

You may wanna lay off the garbage can targeting....this type of movement can compromise the spine, I'm sure. .. . ......

:lol: :lol: Yes, it IS quite heavy.........not sure how the Weezel did it..... :unsure:

Mornin' sillies......... :D

Pleased to report that my back is not too sore today. must be quite careful, though......the planting seasons always get me over-excited...........ripped/dug out/planted many things yesterday and cut back/rearranged non-productive vines.......now have to ponder interesting "textural" low-lying shrubs for certain bed....... may require the third trip this week to the nursery where Weez has discovered her latest love and fascination, the dog that is......three times her size :wub:

LISA! Yes, how CAN she get paid for psillyville psummaries? :lol:

Obviously back from book club . . . it was an interesting night. I wouldn't say it was "fun" as I felt a little anxious like she was going to give us a pop quiz or sumptin'. Also, the hostess and I enjoyed the book the most and there was some pressure there to carry the conversation. One of the fellow clubbers who ALWAYS has a lot to say didn't say a word . . . she liked the book the least out of the seven of us there.

Yes, this does not sound phun. In my mom's book club (I use the term loosely) they spend about........five minutes discussing the book, and the rest of the time eating, drinking tea, and scuttle-butting.

Now, you are certain, are you, that it was not Suzanne Somers disguising her voice? Did she keep asking if there was a Julie there, again and again?

:lol: poor Jules cannot get away!

Some very basic signs Open Original Shared Link....was v.useful for my son AND between Tel and I.....e.g at a school meeting...I would (discretely) sign to him 'bored'.....he would sign back 'sleepy'

:lol: v. good

and OMG - was JUST thinking about yer plum polenta the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must get plums and a finer variety of corn meal........would LURVE to try it - - - but................

T'is so dark and grEy today,...barely worth opening the blinds <_<

Manchester moments 20

Perfunctory chores accomplished 3

Phone calls from son's tutor 1

New grEy hairs (on head :o ) 2

.....better idea: you can ESCAPE the pall of Manchester that has clearly engulfed you......'twill be just 84 degrees and full sun, a glorious crisp, fall day.......bring everyone, I'll handle the devil child (hard laboUr in the garden and other strict tasks ;) ) , we'll just revel in the gorgeous wevvah and eat yummy things (which Tel makes for us) :rolleyes:

:lol:bouquet list

<psue-see is SO pleased that Nicola used the word Manchester :lol: )

Jestgar Rising Star
Some very basic signs Open Original Shared Link...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That guy's face as he does them!

Green12 Enthusiast

Mornin Sillies!!! (good afternoon, early evenin Nikki :P )

To answer Richard's question that goes back 2 years as to what song is stuck in yer head, I have a catchy little diddy stuck up in there called "Shake It" by the Metro Station today :lol:

So I am SHAKIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't know......haven't tried.............must confess.........for a split second I thought you were referring to MY honey! :rolleyes:

:lol: Lisa

Loved yer psillie psummaries!!!!!

TODAY:

trees purchased and planted: 1

total trees planted since Saturday: 4

hours spent digging today: 3

severely sore backs: 1 :(

transplanted climbing vines: 4

other vines planted: 6

peony bulbs planted: 3 :wub:

lawns mowed: 1

garden (soon) looking ALMOST the way I want: PRICELESS

Sounds GORGEOUS!!! :D

Anyway, the book is Queen of the Road by Doreen Orion. At the back of the book, she says that she is interested in participating in book club discussions by speaker phone unless she is actually in the area and then she will attend in person. You contact her through her website. She asked us to send a photo of our group and she will post it in her blog. All in all, pretty cool.

Very cool Janet!

Another morning and this Silly is feel very-un well. Nasty sore throat, sleepy, stuffy....ugh!!!! Even Allegra is not helping.....all I want to do is climb back into bed.

:( Amanda, hope the day goes by fast so you can get home and rest up!

And how is Patti feeling today?? I hope better!

http://www.andykeller.com/ignatieff-thumbs.webp

Ho hum. .. . .methinks this will be a thumb-noticing day .. . ...... <_<

:lol:

He's even giving a double thumbs up!

Some very basic signs Open Original Shared Link....was v.useful for my son AND between Tel and I.....e.g at a school meeting...I would (discretely) sign to him 'bored'.....he would sign back 'sleepy' :lol:

Hee Hee!

Can't wait to hear about the toffee apple cake! And yer plum polenta cake sounds divine, never made it last year......was waiting for you to answer questions as I see you just did this morning, only took you a year Nick!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

WTH is a bucket list???.......and is it pronouned bouquet??? :lol:

A "bucket list" is a list of things you want to do before you die (or kick the bucket), from a movie of this same name with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.

Let's see if I can sound this out for you.......... Buuuuuuuuuuh-Kettttttttttttttttt :lol:

I do like the sound of Bouquet List though, not as gloom and doom like kicking the bucket :lol:

WTH?? Drinking water on a ship?? . . . does it taste like arse water??

I was thinking the same thing :lol: Such a range of definitions!....gossip or drinking water on a ship....your choice....

:lol:

This would have come in handy on Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Pleased to report that my back is not too sore today.

Excellent news!!!! Be sure not to overdo it today :D

elye Community Regular
WTH?? Drinking water on a ship?? . . . does it taste like arse water??

Only if it's docked off the New England coast, methinks. . . . . ...

Jooolie! I luuuuuurrrrrve Metro Station's Shake It. Jack and I dance to it like idiots. :lol:

That guy's face as he does them!

Yes!! This bloke is simply captivating. . . . . .....so happy and expressive. Nuttin' manchester about him. .. . ... . ..

On second viewing, however . . ......there is something a little. . . . ..hysterical. . .....manic. . . . Richard Simmons .. . . about him, around the edges.. .. .....

:lol:

Okay, everybody. Yesterday afternoon, I get home from work and Elsie's OTHER eye is running with lovely mucous. Time to put $ointment in it, as well.

This morning, I gave Gus a big hug and noticed that his left eye is glued shut. :huh:

Crrrrrraaaaap. It would seem we got a misdiagnosis - -there ain't no way this is being caused by trauma/object hitting the eye....it's bloody contagious conjunctivitus, as I had suspected!! :angry:

Anyways, this cream is clearing it up - -Elsie's first affected eye is almost completely better.

Oh, gad. . . . . . don't even wanna catch a glimpse of either of my cats right now..... . . .

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Spruzzle- Glad your back is better!!!!!!!

Yeah--definately sounds like something you want to soak in, not drink ;)

Unless you like arse :P

Does this mean we like to soak in arse? :P :P

Sooozie! I am exactly the same way! Read it a couple of years ago, and recall nothing, not even if I enjoyed it or not. :huh::lol:

I remember if I liked it or not but not the story and worse, I NEVER remember the ending- even books that I've read more than once and love!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

A few of the notable day's tallies....

Amount of times voicemail checked: 128

Number of original teeth left in me head: 2

Pucks shot at goaltender Sophie: 28

Number saved: 27

Time spent on a sunny day with the wind in my face: priceless

Square ft of blackberries cleared: ~20

Square ft of nettles cleared: same

Number of times I have said sit today: 92

Number of times dog actually sat: 4

Number of calories consumed" 20,000

Chances of anything productive happening today: zero to slim

Number of times I have gotten out of the kitchen for any reason: 0

Oracles hugged: zero

.........more to come........

Lisa- Have I told you lately that I love you? :lol::wub:

Oh no......me poop smells of Saratoga :o :o Could one gulp cause this heinous poo crime? :ph34r:

And must show you all Open Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I remember if I liked it or not but not the story and worse, I NEVER remember the ending- even books that I've read more than once and love!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this!!!

And must show you all Open Original Shared Link

I LOVE that site :D

Kitty Boris is currently doing a 'cat stretch'

Clever wee fella got a round of applause today as he used the catflap all by himself today :rolleyes::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
That guy's face as he does them!

:lol: very........elastic and animated...indeed, Richard Simmons-esque :lol:

I do like the sound of Bouquet List though, not as gloom and doom like kicking the bucket

:lol: I think Nik and I were having an inside joke!!!! well, ONLY if you have never seen "Keeping Up Appearances" and I think most of you have. See, the main character, Hyacinth Bucket, is quite the snob, always trying to appear more socially-connected and important than she is........so - she tells everyone her name is pronounced "boo-kay" and - the best is when she answers the phone - -

"the BOUQUEEEEEEEEET r-r-r-residence, lady of the house speaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" accompanied ALWAYS by her lower lip going under the top teeth :lol: :lol: and a sharp, confident nod of the head (quick, someone find me a clip)

Oh, gad. . . . . . don't even wanna catch a glimpse of either of my cats right now..... . . .

Oh! Horrors!!!!!!!

I remember if I liked it or not but not the story and worse, I NEVER remember the ending- even books that I've read more than once and love!!!!!!!!

yes - happened a lot during the gluten-brained years.......finally I just quit reading books entirely. Happy to say I CAN follow a plot now. ;)

Speaking of - -

Secret Life of Weez

she eats bees - WHOLE - :blink: whilst I am gardening out front........later poops them out - WHOLE :lol: Piles of dead little bee bodies in her scat :unsure:

But anywho - - am going to have to SEE this Secret Life of Bees movie as - even with plot reviews and movie scene previews I have NO recollection of this book whatsoever - - am going to go ahead and say I really didn't like it since - it clearly left no impact.... :wacko:

Kitty Boris is currently doing a 'cat stretch'

Clever wee fella got a round of applause today as he used the catflap all by himself today

Oh YAY Boris!!!!!!!!!!!

explanation of LOLcats, from my MSN home page today:

Open Original Shared Link

so - must mow front lawn today, pholks......have borrowed me mum's blower - am askeert............

Once more into the breach..............................

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Here's Hyacinth

Open Original Shared Link

long clip but there IS a phone answer in there somewhere :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

"k Em. We're having a potluck with the theme of "foods from far away". I'm bringing "Canadian Tarts" :P

Green12 Enthusiast
:lol: I think Nik and I were having an inside joke!!!! well, ONLY if you have never seen "Keeping Up Appearances" and I think most of you have. See, the main character, Hyacinth Bucket, is quite the snob, always trying to appear more socially-connected and important than she is........so - she tells everyone her name is pronounced "boo-kay" and - the best is when she answers the phone - -

"the BOUQUEEEEEEEEET r-r-r-residence, lady of the house speaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" accompanied ALWAYS by her lower lip going under the top teeth :lol: :lol: and a sharp, confident nod of the head (quick, someone find me a clip)

:lol:

So Nikki you already knew what a bucket list was?!?! :huh:

I haven't seen keeping Up Appearances, must check it out....what network does it air on in the states?

Be brave with the blower Susie!!!! .....well that just doesn't sound right :lol:

Love the yoga cat Bev!!!!

Yay wee Kitty Boris going throught the cat flap!!!!!

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      @NanceK, I do have Hypersensitivity Type Four reaction to Sulfa drugs, a sulfa allergy.  Benfotiamine and other forms of Thiamine do not bother me at all.  There's sulfur in all kinds of Thiamine, yet our bodies must have it as an essential nutrient to make life sustaining enzymes.  The sulfur in thiamine is in a ring which does not trigger sulfa allergy like sulfites in a chain found in pharmaceuticals.  Doctors are not given sufficient education in nutrition (nor chemistry in this case).  I studied Nutrition before earning a degree in Microbiology.  I wanted to know what vitamins were doing inside the body.   Thiamine is safe and nontoxic even in high doses.   Not feeling well after starting Benfotiamine is normal.  It's called the "thiamine paradox" and is equivalent to an engine backfiring if it's not been cranked up for a while.  Mine went away in about three days.  I took a B Complex, magnesium and added molybdenum for a few weeks. It's important to add a B Complex with all eight essential B vitamins. Supplementing just one B vitamin can cause lows in some of the others and result in feeling worse, too.  Celiac Disease causes malabsorption of all the B vitamins, not just thiamine.  You need all eight.  Thiamine forms including Benfotiamine interact with each of the other B vitamins in some way.  It's important to add a magnesium glycinate or chelate supplement as well.  Forms of Thiamine including Benfotiamine need magnesium to make those life sustaining enzymes.  (Don't use magnesium oxide.  It's not absorbed well.  It pulls water into the intestines and is used to relieve constipation.)   Molybdenum is a trace mineral that helps the body utilize forms of Thiamine.   Molybdenum supplements are available over the counter.  It's not unusual to be low in molybdenum if low in thiamine.   I do hope you will add the necessary supplements and try Benfotiamine again. Science-y Explanation of Thiamine Paradox: https://hormonesmatter.com/paradoxical-reactions-with-ttfd-the-glutathione-connection/#google_vignette
    • Wheatwacked
      Your goal is not to be a good puppet, there is no gain in that. You might want to restart the ones that helped.  It sounds more like you are suffering from malnutrition.  Gluten free foods are not fortified with things like Thiamine (B1), vitamin D, Iodine, B1,2,3,5,6 and 12 as non-gluten free products are required to be. There is a Catch-22 here.  Malnutrition can cause SIBO, and SIBO can worsen malnutrition. Another possibility is side effects from any medication that are taking.  I was on Metformin 3 months before it turned me into a zombi.  I had crippling side effects from most of the BP meds tried on me, and Losartan has many of the side effects on me from my pre gluten free days. Because you have been gluten free, you can test and talk until you are blue in the face but all of your tests will be negative.  Without gluten, you will not create the antigen against gluten, no antigens to gluten, so no small intestine damage from the antigens.  You will need to do a gluten challange to test positive if you need an official diagnosis, and even then, no guaranty: 10 g of gluten per day for 6 weeks! Then a full panel of Celiac tests and biopsy. At a minimum consider vitamin D, Liquid Iodine (unless you have dermatitis herpetiformis and iodine exasperates the rash), and Liquid Geritol. Push for vitamin D testing and a consult with a nutritionist experienced with Celiack Disease.  Most blood tests don't indicate nutritional deficiencies.  Your thyroid tests can be perfect, yet not indicate iodine deficiency for example.  Thiamine   test fine, but not pick up on beriberi.  Vegans are often B12 deficient because meat, fish, poultry, eggs, and dairy are the primary souces of B12. Here is what I take daily.  10,000 IU vitamin D3 750 mg g a b a [   ] 200 mg CoQ10 [   ] 100 mg DHEA [   ] 250 mg thiamine B1 [   ] 100 mg of B2 [   ] 500 mg B5 pantothenic acid [   ] 100 mg B6 [   ] 1000 micrograms B12 n [   ] 500 mg vitamin c [   ] 500 mg taurine [   ] 200 mg selenium   
    • NanceK
      Hi…Just a note that if you have an allergy to sulfa it’s best not to take Benfotiamine. I bought a bottle and tried one without looking into it first and didn’t feel well.  I checked with my pharmacist and he said not to take it with a known sulfa allergy. I was really bummed because I thought it would help my energy level, but I was thankful I was given this info before taking more of it. 
    • Wheatwacked
      Hello @Scatterbrain, Are you getting enough vitamins and minerals.  Gluten free food is not fortified so you may be starting to run low on B vitamins and vitamin D.   By the way you should get your mom checked for celiac disease.  You got it from your mom or dad.  Some studies show that following a gluten-free diet can stabilize or improve symptoms of dementia.  I know that for the 63 years I was eating gluten I got dumber and dumber until I started GFD and vitamin replenishment and it began to reverse.  Thiamine can get used up in a week or two.  Symptoms can come and go with daily diet.  Symptoms of beriberi due to Thiamine deficiency.   Difficulty walking. Loss of feeling (sensation) in hands and feet. Loss of muscle function or paralysis of the lower legs. Mental confusion. Pain. Speech difficulties. Strange eye movements (nystagmus) Tingling. Any change in medications? Last March I had corotid artery surgery (90 % blockage), and I started taking Losartan for blood pressure, added to the Clonidine I was taking already.  I was not recovering well and many of my pre gluten free symptoms were back  I was getting worse.  At first I thought it was caused a reaction to the anesthesia from the surgery, but that should have improved after two weeks.  Doctor thought I was just being a wimp. After three months I talked to my doctor about a break from the Losartan to see if it was causing it. It had not made any difference in my bp.  Except for clonindine, all of the previous bp meds tried had not worked to lower bp and had crippling side effects. One, I could not stand up straight; one wobbly knees, another spayed feet.  Inguinal hernia from the Lisinopril cough.  Had I contiued on those, I was destined for a wheelchair or walker. She said the symptoms were not from Losartan so I continued taking it.  Two weeks later I did not have the strength in hips and thighs to get up from sitting on the floor (Help, I can't get up😨).  I stopped AMA (not recommended).  Without the Losartan, a) bp did not change, after the 72 hour withdrawal from Losartanon, on clonidine only and b) symptoms started going away.  Improvement started in 72 hours.  After six weeks they were gone and I am getting better.  
    • Scott Adams
      Hopefully the food she eats away from home, especially at school, is 100% gluten-free. If you haven't checked in with the school directly about this, it might be worth a planned visit with their staff to make sure her food is safe.
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