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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Whenever I post on a different thread, if I flip the page, I automatically check to see if I've become queen :blink::lol:

*snort* :lol::lol:

Julie - don't know what to tell ya . . . my hubby knew I had read the book so he kept asking questions. If you haven't read the book, I'm sure yer immagination fills the gaps wif sumptin'. I thought the book was better than the movie . . . usually do . . . but the first half was difficult to read (from the little girl's perspective). Second half was much better.


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies--

Patti- such awful news-- (((HUGS))) hope they are doing better.

Today is Boss's day and we are having a potluck breakfast for our boss. I made a hashbrown casserole....I am hoping it turned out- never made it before. So I got it all ready last night and dumped the egg over it this morning and baked it. It appears done but it has "juice" in it....any ideas???

My sister sent me a picture of Brooklynn on my cell phone- she looks so cute. My one sister said she doesn't smile at all....so my mom answered with--what does she have to smile for??? In all honesty it is the truth.... Her mom is 19 yrs old....young but in my opinion still old enough to know better.

See ya all in a bit.

PS- colder weather moving in tonight and tomorrow....

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Psillies!

Amanda! Brooklynn will be smiling soon, to be sure, now that your mom's got her. .. .... :)

How old is she?

Talked to my brother late last night, conferring on our costumes for the Hallowe'en bash we're heading to on Wards island. DH and I will be revisiting our African tribal personas (must get to Value Village and score more animal print - - I believe I've got a wee bit more to cover this time around <_< ), and I think DB will be in our tribe, as well.

POeter, you and Jacquie should come over to this island party! :lol: We can be a formidable Dinka Tribe, and you of course would be the Wise Medicine Man. Wif plates in our lips and twenty rings stacked around our weakened necks, we'd strike a formidable pose. . . . . ..... :lol:

If you haven't read the book, I'm sure yer immagination fills the gaps wif sumptin'. I thought the book was better than the movie . . . usually do . . . but the first half was difficult to read (from the little girl's perspective). Second half was much better.

I agree, Janet. . . . ....the book was challenging, and very rich. Movie was as good as it could be. Impossible to get all the vital, gripping parts into two hours of film, but it was a good college try. Luuuuuuurrrrved James McAvoy. . . ...

:)

Darn210 Enthusiast
The car that caused the accident fled the scene, after stopping briefly, according to witnesses.

Patti . . . sorry to hear about yer cousin and their grandaughter. Glad to hear they will be OK.

But now I must confess . . . :ph34r: . . . the psilly in me thought the next line was going to be sumptin like "after catching up to the car, police found several packages of stolen deli meat."

elye Community Regular

Gaaahhhh .. . . me cursor has once again disappeared from my screen.. . ...was just typing some emails, and blip! Gone. . ....... ..POeter! Why is this happening?

.... :unsure::unsure: . .. . Do you think it has anything to do with our new, larger minority government up here?

.. . .Cursors in lieu of new taxes er sumphin'? :huh:

Quite odd. . .. ..have no idea where I am starting to type from - - the letters just begin somewhere, and I must guess... . . I inadvertently hit the ENTER tab, and suddenly

....I'm way down here!!!

:huh::unsure::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Patti . . . sorry to hear about yer cousin and their grandaughter. Glad to hear they will be OK.

But now I must confess . . . :ph34r: . . . the psilly in me thought the next line was going to be sumptin like "after catching up to the car, police found several packages of stolen deli meat."

Gosh how did i miss the person leaving the scene of the accident? deli meat :lol: only thing funny about this sad event. How is your cousin and grandaughter doing today? how old is your cousin?

Gaaahhhh .. . . me cursor has once again disappeared from my screen.. . ...was just typing some emails, and blip! Gone. . ....... ..POeter! Why is this happening?.... :unsure::unsure: . .. .

I'm not Poeter.........but if your mouse has a battery could it be dying?

mine did this when that happened.

Had a old mouse around the house so just plugged that one it. It was compatiable thank goodness.

hope you can figure it out ;)

Judy

elye Community Regular
I'm not Poeter.........but if your mouse has a battery could it be dying?

mine did this when that happened.

Had a old mouse around the house so just plugged that one it. It was compatiable thank goodness.

Nope, my mouse isn't wireless... . .

An old mouse in yer house? Judy, you are waxing Seussian! :lol:

We haven't heard from Patti yet today .. . . . ... :unsure:

Hope everything is okay with mom's cousin and that little granddaughter... . ......


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jerseyangel Proficient

Kinda quiet here as of late......so Judith has a mouse....????..... :unsure::lol:

Me computer just bumped me back to the topics page in the middle of a post :angry: Earlier, it stopped working altogether so it could install updates, er sumphin......what in hell is going on here!!!???? :o

My mom's cousin is in her 60's and her granddaugher is 10. They are both doing ok, considering. Thanks :)

Amanda--I predict that little Brooklyn will be smiling soon ;) Poor baby.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Yes, VERY quiet in here, where are all the sillies? :unsure:

It's no biggie, really! I've lived without white sugar, honey and syrup for so long, it really is a way of life. :)

:o this is astounding........you are actually one of the few (maybe the only?) diabetic I know who follows the diet!

I don't know how I'd live without me sweets - would miss them terribly, always........for example

this morning, I am not kidding, I awoke quite early and ate two of these Trader Joe's half vanilla ice cream/half raspberry sorbet bars. :ph34r: Had to take some ibuprofen and needed sumfin in my stomach......so that's what I ate. :huh: Gads.

Whenever I post on a different thread, if I flip the page, I automatically check to see if I've become queen

:lol: OMG

Julie - don't know what to tell ya . . . my hubby knew I had read the book so he kept asking questions. If you haven't read the book, I'm sure yer immagination fills the gaps wif sumptin'. I thought the book was better than the movie . . . usually do . . . but the first half was difficult to read (from the little girl's perspective). Second half was much better.

:blink: what book are we discussing here? did I miss sumfin? is it that one where the famous author was teleconferencing? Has Julie read it? don't remember any of dis

I agree, Janet. . . . ....the book was challenging, and very rich. Movie was as good as it could be. Impossible to get all the vital, gripping parts into two hours of film, but it was a good college try. Luuuuuuurrrrved James McAvoy. . . ...

:blink: what? same book? have no idea what we're talking about, sillies :wacko:

But now I must confess . . . :ph34r: . . . the psilly in me thought the next line was going to be sumptin like "after catching up to the car, police found several packages of stolen deli meat."

:lol: that WOZ funny

PATTI!!!!!!!!!!!! glad yer cousin and her granddaughter are okay! my gosh, how scary!

Quite odd. . .. ..have no idea where I am starting to type from - - the letters just begin somewhere, and I must guess... . . I inadvertently hit the ENTER tab, and suddenly

....I'm way down here!!!

*snort*

is it a laptop? I lose the cursor on laptops all the time but.........eventually can find it......what in hell?

I DO think this has sumfin to do with your new governmental officials........gotta watch them.....

Me computer just bumped me back to the topics page in the middle of a post :angry: Earlier, it stopped working altogether so it could install updates, er sumphin......what in hell is going on here!!!????

:lol: oh dear...........our election hasn't happened yet so.....I dunno. Maybe we can blame it on Joe the Plumber?

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: oh dear...........our election hasn't happened yet so.....I dunno. Maybe we can blame it on Joe the Plumber?

Ok--this little gem has prompted me phirst ever stack o'laughs :lol:

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How much you wanna bet that fer the next couple of weeks, we're gonna see this guy's mug every time we turn on the TV?? :o:D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ok--this little gem has prompted me phirst ever stack o'laughs

:lol:

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How much you wanna bet that fer the next couple of weeks, we're gonna see this guy's mug every time we turn on the TV?? :o:D

Patti :lol:

I didn't even watch the debate but saw the recaps on the morning shows........Joe was mentioned 24 times (20 by McCain, four by Obama) and......Joe is sick of it and actually wants to be left alone - he already has a page on Wikipedia :lol:

And BTW - Joe makes over 250K a year..........not really representative of the Average American <_<

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

My casserole was a hit--all gone now too! So I mastered another cooking art!!! Yeaa!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
And BTW - Joe makes over 250K a year..........not really representative of the Average American <_<

From what I can gather, that whole thing was blown out of proportion. Lots of interesting stuff about him out there, though ;)

I did watch the debate and yeah, for a phew minutes there, it was the "Joe the Plumber Hour" :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Patti :lol:

I didn't even watch the debate but saw the recaps on the morning shows........Joe was mentioned 24 times (20 by McCain, four by Obama) and......Joe is sick of it and actually wants to be left alone - he already has a page on Wikipedia :lol:

And BTW - Joe makes over 250K a year..........not really representative of the Average American <_<

And, as it turns out, he doesn't even have a plumbing license...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
And, as it turns out, he doesn't even have a plumbing license...

But he's familiar with ballcocks yes?? :unsure:

Patti, glad yer peeps are ok :D

GADS Smoozle!!!....yes what book??? :blink::lol: .... I can't even read anymore (unless it's a TV mag :lol: )

Darn210 Enthusiast

We be talkin' bout Atonement

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Prepare thine selves for Toffee Apple cake (EM and POETER ...look AWAY NOW :( )

Open Original Shared Link

Dunno if you can convert :unsure: ...maybe Open Original Shared Link will help?

Damn, there's some waist expanding recipes on that site!! :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
We be talkin' bout Atonement

Oh rrrright <nodding head knowledgably>....... ............. :blink: a tad too high brow for this wee brain methinks

DingoGirl Enthusiast
And, as it turns out, he doesn't even have a plumbing license...

:lol: really? you don't need one, then? maybe I can just start fixin' people broken leaky stuff :lol:

After all, I really AM quite familiar with the ballcock now ;)

<note: I canNOT think of anything grosser than being a plumber :gagface: >

GADS Smoozle!!!....yes what book??? .... I can't even read anymore (unless it's a TV mag :lol: )

:lol: I know.......used to read all the time.......not nearly as much now. Brain power fully decreased......I retrieve my mom's People mags each week adn am delighted

We be talkin' bout Atonement

:unsure: when WAS this discussion?

Prepare thine selves for Toffee Apple cake (EM and POETER ...look AWAY NOW )

:o pure evil, that one..........but WOT is Dermerara sugar

Oh rrrright <nodding head knowledgably>....... ............. :blink: a tad too high brow for this wee brain methinks

Just see the movie. quite good. easy to follow. :lol: gorgeous manse and humans.

Green12 Enthusiast

Yes!! We be talking about Atonement :lol:

Thanks for the recipe Nikki!!!!! And thanks for including the conversion website too (I should have paid more attention in math class :lol: )

Patti, so glad your relatives are going to be ok, all things considered.

Amanda, yay on yer casserole turning out!!!! Let's see, who all is a boss here? Me thinks Peter for sure.............HAPPY BOSS's Day Peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't watch the debate, but all I keep hearing about today is Joe the Plummer :huh:

Curses! It's the case of Emily's missing cursor again :lol:

Where is Bev? And Laura and Momma Goose? I guess their vacations tuckered them out!

Susie how is your back?? And the Weasel's bee eating?

Potato Corn chowder is on the menu for dinner tonight! I found my old recipe that I used to make a few years ago, but haven't had it in a while. I was thinking it was going to be cooler today and it sounded perfect so I got all the ingredients, tis a warm sunny fall day however! Oh well :lol:

elye Community Regular
Me computer just bumped me back to the topics page in the middle of a post :angry: Earlier, it stopped working altogether so it could install updates, er sumphin......what in hell is going on here!!!????

Patti! Bizarre things are happening in your virual life, as well .. . . ......

HEY!! PATTI!!

HAVE YOU GOT MY CURSOR???

:lol:

And, as it turns out, he doesn't even have a plumbing license...

Joe Wurzelbacher, at that.. .... . . . B)

No one's gonna forget a handle like that. . . . . . ...

Prepare thine selves for Toffee Apple cake (EM and POETER ...look AWAY NOW :( )

Open Original Shared Link

Did not even click on this link (not easy to do anyway with no idea where me cursor is) . .. . But I'm picturing it. .. . . . ...mmmmmmmmmm. .. . ...... ..

I can have a piece of sumphin' like this if I inject a lot of insulin. . . . never a good idea, but man, is it tempting sometimes. . . . . ...... :rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Don't worry about clicking on the link, I think that may be the most confusing recipe I've ever seen.

Do you think your diabetes is Celiac related? Just curious...

jerseyangel Proficient
Potato Corn chowder is on the menu for dinner tonight! I found my old recipe that I used to make a few years ago, but haven't had it in a while. I was thinking it was going to be cooler today and it sounded perfect so I got all the ingredients, tis a warm sunny fall day however! Oh well :lol:

It's me again, yer friendly neighboUrhood pain in the butt :lol: Can yer chowder be made dairy free, like wif rice milk?

HEY!! PATTI!!

HAVE YOU GOT MY CURSOR???

:lol:

Maybe your cursor is the cause of me computer glitches this morning! :o Everything seems to be working phine now, so I assume you have it back? :P

Green12 Enthusiast
It's me again, yer friendly neighboUrhood pain in the butt :lol: Can yer chowder be made dairy free, like wif rice milk?

:lol: Patti, yer not a pain in the butt!

It is completely dairy free, you puree the potatoes and the corn after cooking and it is incredibly creamy.

In fact, if you wanted to experiment with df soups and chowders for the fall and winter, pureed corn makes a very creamy base (I saw this tip years ago on a low fat cooking show, how to make creamy soups and chowders without using dairy ;) ) So does pureed cauliflower. I make a Cauliflower Dill soup and it's just water, cauliflower and dill...and salt and garlic and onion, you cook it until the cauliflower is super tender then puree...very creamy!

Emily, I so admire you for taking care of yourself with your diabetes. I also have known a few diabetics that would just up their insulin in order to eat sugar.

Can you bake with Splenda? I didn't think you could with other artificial sweeteners of the past, but for some reason i am thinking you can with Splenda?

Bunnie, the Toffee Apple Cake recipe is from the UK website so it just has to be converted measurement wise and some of the ingredients subbed out for things we have here, but it looks pretty straight forward to me :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Bunnie, the Toffee Apple Cake recipe is from the UK website so it just has to be converted measurement wise and some of the ingredients subbed out for things we have here, but it looks pretty straight forward to me :)

:blink: except for that weird sugar?

Jules, your cauli soup sounds splendid! will try it. I make the best curried broccoli bisque - just boil yer broccoli (in onions and garlic) until tender, add salt/pepper and curry powder, a bit of butter if you can......pur

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