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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

A phunny (unintentional, as is often the way) from Jack:

I was preparing to do my suppertime injection, and I had to open up a new package of cotton balls. Jack walked in as I was pulling the bag open, and he asked, "are you supposed to throw the first one away?"

:rolleyes:

:lol::lol:

. . . and one from Skeeter . . .

She went to a birthday party last night. When I went to pick her up, she was eating an ice cream bar. She told me her mouth was so cold it was numb. She said "You know how I can tell my mouth is numb?" Then me with the straight line "No, how can you tell?" Then she says " 'Cause I can't make the pthhfpfptt :P sound."


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Your son will turn out jsut fine.

love all your post so just stealing it.

loved Al's screeching........'It's me Birthday everyone!' precious.

Aww, thanks Joodee :wub:

Yeah, is Tel for rent?

Well, he does demand more than the minimum wage :rolleyes: .....and I warn ya......the effects on the waistline could be devasting!

Suz--it's not a pound cake, a sponge is more airy and light--kinda like those little cakes you find next to the fresh strawberries at the grocery store in the summer fer those too lazy to make a proper shortcake. :P Yet another thing we can't have <_<

Yes!, but you can have Tel's light airy sponge (cake is denser) with buttercream and raspberry jam (jelly?) filling.

How did Al's birfday go?

Great!! :D

He's been blasting his c d's out we got him (he loves to sing and dance!) .....he's phinally in bed!

Off meself in a mo - got a date with a hot choc and tv in bed (Law & Order) ;) ....oh the high life :rolleyes:

Love the phunnies from our mini - psillies!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: Yes - the mini sillies are entertaining

Nik - - I got a SURGE of nostalgia - - would LURVE to be in Britain curled up in bed wif one dingo and some hot choc and.........well I'd be watching Katie and Peter, I think :lol:

all sounds so cozy..............

a few more plants to plant.........and yet my body is saying...............not...........one................more....................

shovel-full.......................

:huh:

the pain............................ no business planting/digging today but................'tis so glorious out, I just can't HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - a cursor situation is developing here - - - :unsure:

typing along and then..............continuing typing but............no letters............nothing..........

and then - it shows up - - -

:blink:

what in HELL?

p.s Nikerler - love the pic of you and Tel ♥

jerseyangel Proficient
got a date with a hot choc and tv in bed (Law & Order) ;) ....oh the high life :rolleyes:

Sounds good to me! Nite, Nik :D

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG - a cursor situation is developing here - - - :unsure:

typing along and then..............continuing typing but............no letters............nothing..........

......meanwhile, cut to an ice rink in Ottawa........said cursor is hehe'ing on the sidelines. B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
......meanwhile, cut to an ice rink in Ottawa........said cursor is hehe'ing on the sidelines. B)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*snort*

Just listed an item on ebay, a never-worn Boden jacket. My comment was "from a smoke-free home. There is one fabulous dog here, but insofar as I know, she's never worn this jacket" and I ALREADY got an email from a gal who thought that was quite phunny :lol: I wrote back and said.........you should see when I sell fragrances, I pose the dingo-ish dog with every one :lol:

back out for some light digging :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*snort*

Just listed an item on ebay, a never-worn Boden jacket. My comment was "from a smoke-free home. There is one fabulous dog here, but insofar as I know, she's never worn this jacket" and I ALREADY got an email from a gal who thought that was quite phunny :lol: I wrote back and said.........you should see when I sell fragrances, I pose the dingo-ish dog with every one :lol:

back out for some light digging :ph34r:

Off to ebay to check out Susie's tat . . . :P


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Just a quick POOP in to let you all know : Open Original Shared Link

but do insert :greengaggingemoticonguy: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
OMG - a cursor situation is developing here - - - :unsure:

typing along and then..............continuing typing but............no letters............nothing..........

and then - it shows up - - -

......meanwhile, cut to an ice rink in Ottawa........said cursor is hehe'ing on the sidelines. B)

Hmmmmmm . .. . .curious, and what does it mean?? fleets across my consciousness... . ...

Susie, it sounds like you have your cursor, just a bizarre delay in characters appearing. . . . I had NO cursor, but characters appeared diligently . . ..... . . .opposing high-tech glitches... .. .... .

Hmmm. . . . we've just had a federal election. . . ...you are poised for one. . . .....

I got my cursor back last night, after Stephen Harper announced the real possiblity of a deficit in our economy this term. . ...

Jeez, Sooozie,. . . . . ..... . .this could be a vital sign, a message of some sort. . . . . .magic text appearing, suddenly and a little late.. .. . .... ..

Oh, hell. It's that Palin chick, fo sho.

:lol::lol:

I ALREADY got an email from a gal who thought that was quite phunny :lol: I wrote back and said.........you should see when I sell fragrances, I pose the dingo-ish dog with every one :lol:

The bigger question: Did she think it was funny enough to buy the jacket??

:rolleyes:

Just a quick POOP in to let you all know : Open Original Shared Link

OMG. .. . . . ..... :huh:

Well! Should I decide to pursue this line of alternative healing, I know exactly which places I can go in the city of Ottawa that are urine-container friendly..... . ..would have no worries about the opportunities to collect.. . :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Just a quick POOP in to let you all know : Open Original Shared Link

but do insert :greengaggingemoticonguy: :lol: :lol:

first of all . . . ewwwwwwww

second . . . nice touch that rose, eh?. . . is that suppose to help wif the smell?

third . . . ewwwwww

Mtndog Collaborator
Well! Should I decide to pursue this line of alternative healing, I know exactly which places I can go in the city of Ottawa that are urine-container friendly..... . ..would have no worries about the opportunities to collect.. . :rolleyes:

Emily :lol: :lol:

Eww is right!!!!!! Kurt sent it to me to cheer me up and offer alternative treatment for Lyme :o:huh:

Uhm, he thought it was romantic?

EWWW!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh no......I'm late (UK time) but

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Just a quick POOP in to let you all know : Open Original Shared Link

Mygawd. . . . ...you don't suppose that this is what David Hasselhoff has been attempting all along?

:huh:

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Off to ebay to check out Susie's tat . . . :P

:lol: more tat coming up...................

Just a quick POOP in to let you all know : Open Original Shared Link

OMG :lol: drinking one's WEE......................could vomit at just imagining the flavoUr :gagface:

Jeez, Sooozie,. . . . . ..... . .this could be a vital sign, a message of some sort. . . . . .magic text appearing, suddenly and a little late.. .. . .... ..

Oh, hell. It's that Palin chick, fo sho.

:lol: :lol: am in hearty (hardy? never know how to spell it) agreement....................'tis all her phault - this cursor mishap

first of all . . . ewwwwwwww

second . . . nice touch that rose, eh?. . . is that suppose to help wif the smell?

third . . . ewwwwww

*snort* ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

yes, love the rose

and tomorrow...................

WE DRINK OUR URINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cheers*

:P

<I'm gonna pour vodka into mine> :greenface:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol:

my whole post is messed up, coloUR-wise.

I don't even care and haven't the tenacity/stamina/concern to fix it. :wacko:

just drink up, psillies. :lol: :lol:

Hasselhoff. :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mygawd. . . . ...you don't suppose that this is what David Hasselhoff has been attempting all along?

:huh:

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Susie- I thought of you yesterday when I saw a sign advertising the newest scent at Aroma Sanctum, one of the crazy Salem shops:

Absinthium- the Green Fairy beckons- follow her on a mad journey through deep tangled forest, followed by dark enchanted dreams- an intoxicating brew of green herbs, spices and woodland flowers/

Inspired by absinthe, the decadent drink of mad poets and artists in eras past. The fragrance starts out smelling just like the liquor, with an intoxicating anise kick, then settles into a dark woodland scent that both women and men can wear. I used star anise, coriander, cardamom and wormwood in the top notes, linden blossom and other meadow scents, cedar and real oakmoss absolute in the base, which smells amazing. It seems to come and go mysteriously all day long (the Green Fairy is rather hard to pin down), but has a nice subtle finish. On women it is slightly sweeter, like absinthe with the sugar cube added- on men a bit more woodsy. There are a couple of absinthe scents on the commercial market which are rather disappointing. I hope mine has surpassed them- let me know what you think.

Don't drink your wee, drink the faerie!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, AL!

Just got back from a wedding..........a good excuse to dance! :D

Went garage-saleing on the bike this morning........started out at 49 degrees.........BRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! :o

Did you catch that........."If we can drink the urine of cows, why can't we drink our own urine?".................WHAT????!!!!!!!!

Am I missing something? :blink:

Suzie.... <_< .........Put..the..shovel....down........now..walk....away......

elye Community Regular

((((Gasp)))))....... . .. Absinthium. . . . . ..I want to smell this!

Actually, should probably just drink it - - I'm sure it is MMMMMMUCH cheaper per ounce than Absinthe. And with cardomom and linden blossom in it, who knows what the effect may be?

It probably smells like our new cedar deck. . . . ...just divine, very woodsy....keep heading outside for a whiff. .......

Jestgar Rising Star
and my back.................ugh. Just a mess. :( Weez and I just went on a walk and I felt and looked like an old lady.......much slower than our usual speed and........the pain is worse :angry: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! going to Target, nonetheless, for two more plants......... may have Stepford's gardeners do the digging for smell fee, however.

:lol: :lol: WHAT??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
:lol: :lol: WHAT??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: I saw that too.......forgot to comment!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular

Yes, we probably all saw it. . . . ... :lol::lol: Don't wanna ask. . . . Paying for....... . . .a gardener's .. . . smell. .. .. ....... . .

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Aww, thanks Joodee :wub:

He's been blasting his c d's out we got him (he loves to sing and dance!) .....he's phinally in bed!

Love the phunnies from our mini - psillies!! :lol:

your welcome ..............I meant it ;)

Glad Al had a great birthday and your tucked in bed by now

sleep tight.

:lol: Yes - the mini sillies are entertaining

a few more plants to plant.........and yet my body is saying...............not...........one................more....................

shovel-full.......................

:huh: the pain............................ no business planting/digging today but................'tis so glorious out, I just can't HELP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop that digging GIRL!!!!

back out for some light digging :ph34r:

STOP IT RIGHT NOW. :ph34r:

Just a quick POOP in to let you all know : Open Original Shared Link

but do insert :greengaggingemoticonguy: :lol::lol:

THE ONLY GOOD THING abou this link is...........Kurt want trying to help ya........ :lol:

ucky poop on that product.

psawyer Proficient

A quick visit; my reading is up-to-date. Nothing silly to add at the moment.

jerseyangel Proficient

That's okay, PeOter--we're just happy to see you :D

Jestgar Rising Star

I have a ponderance for you guys.

This morning I woke up late (5 am :blink: ) and I decided to do my walk in reverse. Now while I'm walking, there are temperature variations. Usually I can attribute these to being really near the water, or on thickly tree-lined streets or something.

This morning I'm doing my walk backwards, and it's actually daylight, and I walk into a wall of cold. So I'm wandering along trying to figure out why, 'cause I didn't turn any corners, and I'm the same distance from the water as I've been for the last half mile or so. As I'm walking, I realize the cemetery is just a hundred feet or so in front of me. I pass the cemetery, and the cold gradually fades away.

This is the first time I've walked past the cemetery going this direction, and the first time I've hit the wall of cold, although I realized it's always cold right around there.

So here's what I'd like you to ponder:

Is it cold because there's some geographical feature I'm over looking?

Or is it cold because there's a preponderance of non-bodied persons residing there?

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