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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
And that's how the fight started.....

<resounding snort>


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

I AM waiting for Gian-knit's BUM story with baited breath I tell ya!!! :lol:

Well 'natch! :lol:

<SNORT!!!> :lol:

What IN Sam Hill is 'natch' (made me guffaw though)

Uncle Ray :lol:

Paddeigh's Av caption!!!! :lol:

GADS!! Unrefreshed gluten-free bread is vile and does NOT taste like chicken :vomitface: ..... the only way to make it remotely palatable is to nuke it for a few seconds in the microwave :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
What IN Sam Hill is 'natch' (made me guffaw though)

It's short fer "naturally" :D

Gawd, so true on the plain gluten-free bread! I need mine toasted :D

elye Community Regular

WHEN DO WE GET THE BUM STORY??

Soozie's Golden, Sparkly Christmas Poops. . . . . .

:lol::lol:

tom Contributor

Wow somebody upped the wackl while I was busy.

(Hehehe upped the wackl is fun to say . ...somehow hints at somefin dirty. Dirty Sexy Wackl.

Too much to comment on!!!!!

I exPECT to go back later .. .. . .

I am staring a Sam Hill Manhead right now, . .. .

. ... .

Anyways, I have decided that he must become a work of art, or at least incorporated into one.

(Totemed profiles :lol: )

Uhhhhh ok, put'im in a dress & call'im Rosie, then draw aphids all over'im, then draw ladybugs all over the aphids, then draw ladybirds over that, then .. . .ladybats, then .. ..then .. . .. .ladyboas? Ladybears? <_<

tom Contributor

Woohoo to Em's Gold Medal Av!!!

<chuckle-chuckle> I came SO SO close to using "what in Sam Hill" in an official work cummuniqu

Darn210 Enthusiast
WHEN DO WE GET THE BUM STORY??

Ok . . . the Bum story . . . see now, you're probably expecting something spectacular, but was just a phunnee school incident . . . but here it is

I work wif 2 1/2 year olds. Some are pretty verbal. Some aren't. One of the little boys that doesn't talk much has suddenly found things to say . . . one of the words he knows is "bum" (His parents are South African). On Tuesday, as I'm sitting in my chair that is sized for a 3 year old and leaning across the table to help someone wif some playdoh . . . my shirt rides up and my pants gap a bit and this little boy sticks his hand down the back of me pants ands says . . . bum . . . I flew out of me chair and adjusted me clothing and said in my best "that didn't bother me at all voice" . . . yes, it is.


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Y'all have gone completely PHARKING mad Had to poop in and leave an Uncle Ray

. . .and then the fight started

*snort* :lol: good ones!!!!!!!!!!!!

upped the wackl :lol: :lol:

Dirty Sexy wackl :lol: OMG

Bah! W/ careful drying you coulda made Christmas Ornaments for Hallmark's new Anti-Stepford Collection!!

OMG :lol: I"ll make her a petrified, shaped, golden sparkly poop...........

. I flew out of me chair and adjusted me clothing and said in my best "that didn't bother me at all voice" . . .

another *snort* :lol: :lol:

he touched yer BUM??????????????????? cheeky monkey......he's a bum-looker, that one

tom Contributor

LMBO!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Jan-it!!! :lol: That's wild!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
cheeky monkey......he's a bum-looker, that one

:lol::lol: - yes, he is!!

LMBO!!

:lol::lol::lol: - will now have to ask WardGirl for an official decree to change LMAO to LMBO!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

Gianknit- I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky Monkey indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor

:lol: Leeesuh's lolfest of a (ell-oh-lishush??) short story, one of 15-20 to be published come Spring, entitled . ...uhhhhh. . ....blankblankblank :unsure:

^_^

"Where? What? How?

(The <in>Compleat Invocations of Sam Hill)

...... ..and then soon, no matter WHERE you put him at night.......no matter the severity of the lockdown........you'll awake to find him there EVERY SINGLE MORNING...........one day he'll show up bloodied........with the blood of innocent victims and then....................

:o

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Susie said THIS: ...... ..and then soon, no matter WHERE you put him at night.......no matter the severity of the lockdown........you'll awake to find him there EVERY SINGLE MORNING...........one day he'll show up bloodied........with the blood of innocent victims and then....................

:lol: :lol:

He's a CEREAL killer????????

Gah!!!!!!!!!!

Is this Open Original Shared Link

:ph34r: :ph34r:

tom Contributor
Once again . . . Susie and her friends are now going to take credit for "Sam Hill"!!!

No sh!grits!! I was thinkin' it'd've to've been <say it fast - idd-idd-av-tew-av-bin> Great Aunt Charlotte, from down Savannah way - or wuzzat Ophelia??

<ophelia-joe . .. . .. ..snicker>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
He's a CEREAL killer????????

Gah!!!!!!!!!!

Is this Open Original Shared Link

OMG :lol: :lol: CEREAL KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Indeed..........a gluten-brained, torso-less, legless, armless, wenis-less CEREAL KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

his girlfriend :lol:

reminds me of one of my fave movies - - what was it? oh - Lars and the Real Girl - wackl but precious :wub:

look at this:

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wittle durl :lol:

it's kinda how I talk to Weez - do you think SHE wrote that letter? :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
No sh!/s]grits!! I was thinkin' it'd've to've been <say it fast - idd-idd-av-tew-av-bin> Great Aunt Charlotte, from down Savannah way - or wuzzat Ophelia??

<ophelia-joe snicker>

:unsure:

what in SAM HILL does this all mean, ptaughm :lol:

I think they put one'a dem chips in yer brain, by axe-ident? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

I go away for a little while--and what in the Sam Hill has happened here :blink:

Me confuzzled.....

But weenis :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

BUM STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

cOP a little pheel did he Janet?!?!?!

:lol::lol:

....well worth the wait

Off to bed, nighty night x

elye Community Regular

OMG .. . . . ...Uppin' Da Wackl... . . .. .. :lol::lol:

Yes, this does sound somewhat sexual. I'm gonna start saying it in a very suggestive, naughty-type way as I talk to me girlfriends in the gym locker room, and with me husband, and perhaps co-workers, with no explanation.

I am certain that this is the way many phrases get coined.

"Gawd, lookit the two o' them on the park bench over there...really uppin' the wackl, ain't they?"

"Gawd, that guy is gorgeous. He could Up my wackl ANY TIME".........

:lol:

Woohoo to Em's Gold Medal Av!!!

So far, no appearnace of Sam Hill Manhead therein. There's a game tonight for us to go watch.....perhaps I'll bring S.H. along. He can be the official Nepean Wildcat mascot. We can put different hats on him depending on the time of year. . . . Santa hat for Christmas, party hat around new years, bonnet for their Easter tournament... . . . ..

And a helmet of the opposing team. . . ..then, in a great symbolic moment of psychological intimidation, we'll throw him on the ice and have the girls kick him around, skate all over his face . . . ......

:huh::lol:

Right. A hockey mom on whom to keep a close eye. . . . .....

AV????! Photos????

Bah! W/ careful drying you coulda made Christmas Ornaments for Hallmark's new Anti-Stepford Collection!!

OMG. . . . . . . hung all on yer Christmas tree! Fossilized, sparkly poop ornaments.....

:lol:

Ok . . . the Bum story . . . see now, you're probably expecting something spectacular, but was just a phunnee school incident . . . but here it is:

:lol: Larfing me bum off. . . . . . ...

Now, this kid was not, like, sixteen er anything, right?. . .

Sooozie! Keep meaning to mention your FANTASTIC word....WENIS. This is superb. I must write it even larger:

WENIS.

:lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I go away for a little while--and what in the Sam Hill has happened here :blink:

Me confuzzled.....

But weenis

weenis :lol: :lol: and confuzzled, yes! Tom's brain - he's upped HIS wackl somehow :lol:

"Gawd, lookit the two o' them on the park bench over there...really uppin' the wackl, ain't they?"

"Gawd, that guy is gorgeous. He could Up my wackl ANY TIME".........

OMG :lol: up my wackl

Sooozie! Keep meaning to mention your FANTASTIC word....WENIS. This is superb. I must write it even larger:

WENIS.

:lol: Wish I could take credit - - - wasn't it Chandler Bing who invented it? :lol:

Em - the Man Head out on the ice :cacklesnort: :lol:

do it

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Um........on taht mannequin page.......I think I found a girlfriend for the Man Head

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I think he'd like that particularly long-necked one.....although may feel threatened as she's much taller

note that on that page there's a "less than perfect" section........looks to me that the only thing for sale in this area is a boy mannequin, WITHOUT A WEENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

elye Community Regular
Um........on taht mannequin page.......I think I found a girlfriend for the Man Head

Open Original Shared Link

I think he'd like that particularly long-necked one.....although may feel threatened as she's much taller

Problems may arise... . .Man Head is only in profile. . . . . ....the logistics may become... . . ..skewed and awkward.

But wait! His head stays forever in profile, but his shoulders and chest are frontal view.

Just like the ancient Egyptian figures, as it was decreed in this society that the human form be represented in only this way.... . . . .

....Significant?.... . . . :huh:

We need Leeeesa to ponder this aloud... . . . . ..

:lol:

note that on that page there's a "less than perfect" section........looks to me that the only thing for sale in this area is a boy mannequin, WITHOUT A WEENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....Less than perfect?

...Sounds okay to me. . . . . . . . .

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

The police could start using Sam Hill heads as decoys to avoid this behavior--

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Green12 Enthusiast

Chandler Bing :D

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