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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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tom Contributor
:lol: Wish I could take credit - - - wasn't it Chandler Bing who invented it? :lol:

Weenis!! :D Chandler got promoted & had to "watch the w.e.e.n.i.s."

Something like Weekly Enhanced Empirical Numbers & Inventory Status

<radio voice> this just in from the HA you wish Dept's 'Division of Future silli-tars'

Sam Hill guiding his own MushQuest team!!!

<yuuuuuu-kon!!! That's it!!>


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Darn210 Enthusiast

So I was browsing on ebay for a bargain on a mannequin head and I found Open Original Shared Link . . . What in Sam Hill?????? . . . GAH!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Still on ebay . . .

Open Original Shared Link

Open Original Shared Link

Open Original Shared Link

tom Contributor
:lol: :lol:
DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol:

mannequin heads r phunny :lol:

elye Community Regular
<radio voice> this just in from the HA you wish Dept's 'Division of Future silli-tars'

Sam Hill guiding his own MushQuest team!!!

<yuuuuuu-kon!!! That's it!!>

OMG..... . .. .Ptaoughmghmnuss! Excellent.....pairing the wonder of Sam Hill Manhead with the Yukon Quest.....I must get in touch with Michelle, see if she wants to involve him in marketing for her 2009 race.. . . . will send her photos. Then, perhaps I will send her Sam himself. He can ride on the front of the sled, alongside Anita, her current lead dog....... . :lol::lol:

Still on ebay . . .

Open Original Shared Link

Open Original Shared Link

Open Original Shared Link

mannequin heads r phunny :lol:

Hoo-ooo-ooo-ohhh NO they're not. . . . . .. :unsure::unsure:

I find them deeply unsettling. . . ....

Like the stuff of childhood nightmares, dormant, but always flickering back there...... .

Except the cow. SHE is gorgeous. I wanna bid on her.

elye Community Regular

What a phab hockey game this evening. . . . ...DD was flying - - throwing herself across the ice to make saves, snatching pucks outta the air.... . .. . ...

Wildcats 1

Lightning 0

:)B)

Sam Hill is our Talisman!!


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elye Community Regular

Hey. . . . . . .. . . ...

I have a young daughter in hockey.

This means, without a doubt, that I am quite wealthy.

:huh:

;)

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I find them deeply unsettling. . . ....

Like the stuff of childhood nightmares, dormant, but always flickering back there...... .

well????? have you awakened to find him next to yer bed yet???????????? :lol:

OMG YES!!! Sam Hill ManHead in the Yukon, next to Anita!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just perfect..........The Man Head in 2009!

what would your SIL do if you made this request? :lol: just roll her eyes?

Sam Hill is our Talisman!!

GO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you throw the Man Head onto the ice, as we requested?

DID YOU???

:lol:

sillies I have to stay up past me bedtime tonight.......am cooking a slow-cooked pork roast......takes 7 hours in a low oven......... :blink:

better be good........I found the actual recipe and......have already done several things wrong...... :lol:

so - you have to cook it all these hours, put it in fridge overnight, make the sauce, and re-heat it the next day, for perfect slicing :huh:

(this from one of my fave cooking shows on PBS, Cook's Country - was the most severe form of Food Porn I've seen recently *sniff* )

so - I'm having an old friend for dinner tomorrow night - - - f-f-f-f-f-ava beans and a nice chianti also, natch

:lol:

Oh! Em's rich also! Well, you and Laura will be paying for ALL of our plane fares, then!!!!!!!!!!

Wasilla Psilly Psummit 2010

:lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
Hey. . . . . . .. . . ...

I have a young daughter in hockey.

This means, without a doubt, that I am quite wealthy.

I think Google's StreetView shows me luxuriously close to the front door of <acclaimed restaurant> The Plumed Horse in Saratoga.

I get email all the time denigrating my humanity, blaming my fortune for all society's ills, near & far.

Horses & Goalies & Plumes! Oh My!! :o

<curses!! unintended doublehorsed confuzzlement!>

And who else gets Cook's Country???

Why would Spr

tom Contributor
Wasilla Psilly Psummit 2010

Llamas & Yetis & Moose!! (oh my)

Av change!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning psillies!!!!

Weird stuff going on here....av's moving about :blink: and stuff

and OH LOOK!!!, Phaughtmn's got a Llama farm :D

Gotta run, Al's got yet another hospital appt this morn.....back later!!!!

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Gang of Many!

Ptaoughmghmn's posts have had constant horse imagery present of late..... . . :huh:

Now, Freud had a great deal to say about horses figuring in one's dreams and musings. . . ...

You may be a lot cause, Ptaumuus.

:rolleyes:;)

Weird stuff going on here....av's moving about :blink: and stuff

GAH!!!!

Nik! YOUR avatar is moving about??

Sam. Hill. Manhead.

'E's headed across the pond!! :o

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Nik--yer av is just brilliant! :D

Of course now, each time I see it, I'll think it's Souczie...... :P

elye Community Regular
Nik--yer av is just brilliant! :D

Of course now, each time I see it, I'll think it's Souczie......

OMG!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

BRILLIANT. Wait until Sooozie checks in and sees the photo that has been dug up. . . . ...

She's got a lot of splainin' to do.. . . . . . ....

elye Community Regular

Mygawd... . . ...just reflecting on all of this photographic evidence...... .. . .

Soooozie! You were vehemently urging me to have nothing to do with Sam Hill Manhead... . .....calling him evil, a curse, warning me about him appearing at my bedside. .. . ....

And all along. .... . ..

He's been with you. .. . . . . . .....!!!

You both look so happy in this photo.. . .......

There are things you need to tell us, young lady.

:lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

SUPERB avaterurism, Nikola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

big, morning *SNORT*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes............been wanting to keep it quiet.......don't like to talk too much about my dating life any more here on the phorum but......well, it may be dysfunctional, I mean, with him being so EVILLE and all but......Man Head and I are SOOOOOOO happy together ♥♥♥

:lol:

I just love that strong, silent type......and really, I can take him anywhere, without embarrassment, he's so.......stoic

:lol:

nearly spit me coffee out, Nik :cacklesnort:

and.........Ptaum owns Llamas, eh? well he certainly must be quite wealthy, then......

heeeeeeeee! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

If any of you should require anonymity: Open Original Shared Link

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :lol:

my nickname is

Amiable Menace

:unsure:

how do they know????????

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:o

and Weezee's is

Ghetto Scoundrel

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Even-tempered Chimp-in-Chief . . . :huh: . . . :lol:

elye Community Regular

Bahah!! Natural Dingus.

:lol::lol:

This is a terrific site, Jess. Just sent it off to me kids. . .. ....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oh, OH :( i'M ANGRY SKANK :lol::lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Even-tempered Chimp-in-Chief . . . :huh: . . . :lol:

:blink: what in hell?

Bahah!! Natural Dingus.

DINGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: that's marvelous! Um......was that site created by a Silly?

I believe that's one of Angus's names, eh Bevel? :)

Our Nikki, a SKANK? Well, I never...... :lol:

Nik - how did the hospital visit go? what's up with Alsy?

SILLIES............am having an old friend with whom I've reconnected over for dinner tonight.....OMG......am in cleaning avoidance now..........stalling............ :ph34r: And.......Weezee stinketh to high heaven, cannot go to grandma's tomorrow unless she has a bath, we've been told....which means, a trip to the pet store since we don't do outside hose baths in chillier weather.....last time she tried to kill herself.........jumped out of the tub prematurely, legs splayed out from under her and she SMACKED her little dingo chin on the cement floor... :(

and then..........made her escape.......took off running, soaking wet, water everywhere as she fled to the front door, with her maniacal mother running after her :lol: 'twas a sight

<help>

:huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like you to go post on every single thread, please, so that phabulous av can be spotted everywhere......

just throw in a

"well, natch!" at the end of everything

:lol: :lol:

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