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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I have made a decision (I think? :unsure: ) .......I'm going to go get one this week ;) I need the smell of it, the look, the real-ness of it, the cuteness wif my smattering of ornaments.......

Yes Soozle--by all means do this fer yerselph! :D That's an order, young lady!! B)

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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All right Patricia...........

Sillies - you must all come visit - - with the tree here, it's going to push the cuteness/cozy level over the top.......... :wub:

I shall never leave my house for the next five weeks :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I shall never leave my house for the next five weeks :lol:

. . . otherwise, WheeZee might eat the tree whilst she is out!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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. . . otherwise, WheeZee might eat the tree whilst she is out!!!

:o

:lol: :lol: :lol:

you never know........

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG - it's not Sam's weenis, is it?????????????????? er - someone's weenis?

OMG..... . . a PENIS in me hot tub???? Do you not think 'twould have made BIG news, perhaps international???? CNN would have jumped all over that one....

Ottawa, Canada, woman finds severed penis in drained hot tub.

Uh, no. 'Tis innocuous, in comparison.

Oh. Okay. well, Em, does it have a naughty connotation?

Absolutely NOT. 'Tis a rather serious thing, this item....and the thing it can attach onto.

I cannot believe how much the condom query fits this whole thing....fitting onto something else, and all.......it is SOOO PHUNNY, trust me, when you know what this thing is. . . .. . :lol::lol:

GAS CAP!!!! :lol::lol:

All right Patricia...........

Sillies - you must all come visit - - with the tree here, it's going to push the cuteness/cozy level over the top.......... :wub:

You made the right decision, Sooozie. :):) We get a large, real tree.....lots of mess and needles, but 'tis worth it.

I wanna come to your cute/cozy place!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Absolutely NOT. 'Tis a rather serious thing, this item....and the thing it can attach onto.

A hearing aid? Did you see my dentures guess :lol:

Good choice Sooze.....and Patti said you have to, so there! It does sound rather cozy, I can picture being in lounging attire and fuzzy slippers sipping hot chocolate :D

:lol: Janet, the Weezel probably would eat the tree, or at least any edible ornaments that might be hanging on it, hee hee!

Amanda, sorry you are having a rough day/night with Landen :(

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

AAAAAACCKKK!!!!!!!!

Must solve the mystery or I will not sleep tonight!

Ok, Em......ready for more questions?....DO NOT LEAVE!

Is it plastic?

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:lol: Janet, the Weezel probably would eat the tree, or at least any edible ornaments that might be hanging on it, hee hee!

Did you hear that Susie!!!!! No stringing popcorn and cranberries!!! No gingerbread men ornaments. No candycanes!!!! No toast angels!!! . . . :huh: . . . :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Absolutely NOT. 'Tis a rather serious thing, this item....and the thing it can attach onto.

Vacuum cleaner hose??

No! Don't count that as a question . ....is it plastic? Metal?

GAS CAP!!!! :lol::lol:

Well, even a small car would be noticed in the ho' tub - re: noticing what it attaches to. <_<

And btw .. ...have any of y'all ever wondered what you'd think of a thread of guys w/ such numerous references to your privatest parts?

I'm just sayin . .. .....

Don't go altering the phallic phrasing phrequency er nuffin .. ...

<maybe I shouldn't bring it up .. . . ..so to speak :o >

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Absolutely NOT. 'Tis a rather serious thing, this item....and the thing it can attach onto.

A dog collar??

Have the pooches been ho' tubbin' it whilst you were out and about??

tom . . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . btw, I do believe that a thread full of guys would be discussing body parts just as much or more . . . what you find surprising is that we gals talk about it more than you would have thought. :rolleyes::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Amanda! Sorry about that fussy Landen. You are such a great friend!!!! :):)

Ok, Em......ready for more questions?....DO NOT LEAVE!

Is it plastic?

Nope.

Vacuum cleaner hose??

What a great guess. :lol::lol:

But no.

And btw .. ...have any of y'all ever wondered what you'd think of a thread of guys w/ such numerous references to your privatest parts?

OMG...All the time......... . . . .!!!! :lol::lol::lol: I really do.

Think you'd be reported and shut down immediatement. One phunnee double standard at woik, methinks......

Okay, guys....we must be up to thirteen questions or so, yes? Mygawd, c'mon. . . ...

I wanna go to bed!!!

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I wanna go to bed!!!

:ph34r: Maybe you should have a quiet word with Will, instead of broadcasting it to everybody. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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:ph34r: Maybe you should have a quiet word with Will, instead of broadcasting it to everybody. :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

POeter!! Help these hapless guys out!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Did you hear that Susie!!!!! No stringing popcorn and cranberries!!! No gingerbread men ornaments. No candycanes!!!! No toast angels!!! . . . :huh: . . . :lol:

I don't really think it would matter if they were edible or not. :P

I could see her poopin tinsel and glitter!

And btw .. ...have any of y'all ever wondered what you'd think of a thread of guys w/ such numerous references to your privatest parts?

I'm just sayin . .. .....

Don't go altering the phallic phrequency er nuffin .. ...

<maybe I shouldn't bring it up .. . . ..so to speak :o >

Yer absolutely right, Ptaghmn. I would probably think they were neanderthal lowlifes.......especially if they were, say....comparing thumb length to bra size or sumphin.

.....Dont'cha just love the old double standard :lol:......works for me!

But really.....if it were a bunch of guys........I think it would be much more.....ummmmm..... :ph34r:

However, if the tone stayed more on the Psilly side.......we'd probably join right in....it wouldn't be a guys only thread for long!

tom Contributor
tom
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Okay, guys....we must be up to thirteen questions or so, yes?

13??????!!!!!!!

What do we know besides smaller than a breadbox, not plastic, attaches to something & doesn't belong in a ho' tub???

Here's a Q - is it something some of us probably own?

elye Community Regular
elye
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All right....I am retiring very shortly...cannot keep me eyes open. .....um, one more clue .. .

Let's see.

I think these things are always one standard coloUr.

Um......a brickish red. At least, all of the ones I have ever seen are this one coloUr.

Not plastic.

SOOOO hilarious.

How did this thing get IN MY HOT TUB???? It remains unbelievable...... . ...

:lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I think these things are always one standard coloUr.

Um......a brickish red. At least, all of the ones I have ever seen are this one coloUr.

A brick??

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Evidently it's ugly.......could wear it around the neck, but wouldn't want to.

Not getting back to the weenis or anything....but is it stiff?

tom Contributor
tom
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A separate post to laud Em's highly laudable new SAMATAR!!!!!!

<insert laffellogram>

:lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Here's a Q - is it something some of us probably own?

A terrific question.

Um. . .. . . . .. . now, I believe that one of us Psillies uses these things that this little brick-coloUred thingie is attached to.. . . .. .. . . .

:)

:)

:huh:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

....and this one seems to be a large.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
A brick??

No!

Evidently it's ugly.......could wear it around the neck, but wouldn't want to.

Not getting back to the weenis or anything....but is it stiff?

Ha! Yes. Must be. .. . ....hard material. Not plastic... .. . .not metal. . . .. sumfin' else... . .

Crap...gotta go to bed!!! :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Ha! Yes. Must be. .. . ....hard material. Not plastic... .. . .not metal. . . .. sumfin' else... . .

sumfin' else like a . . . . brick???

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Come on everyone....I see you all.....don't let her leave......ask more questions!

OK.......Is it used in a profession?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Don't you DARE go to bed wifout telling us!!! :o

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